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I'M IN THE ARMY RESERVE AND I JUST GOT A CALL FOR ACTIVATION

WTF IS GOING ON, I THOUGHT THE TURKEY SHIT WAS BLOWING OVER! ??!?!??!

ANY OTHER MILITARY FAGS HERE THAT CAN EXPLAIN WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!??!
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>>81338736
>gets to kill roaches
why are you complaining?
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>>81338736
Kek's will.
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>>81338821
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE???!?!?!?!??!?!?!
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>>81338736
Duest Vult!
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OpSec faggot.
Keep your trap shut.
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>>81338736
SAME HERE, I GOT A 3 HOURS AGO. WTF IS GOING ON
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PROVE IT!
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>>81338736
KEK WILLS IT
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Turkey officials are saying that the US is responsible for the coup and some air bases are going dark apparently.

If it really is happening, it's because Turkey is trying to take your nukes.
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>>81338963
lol like weekend warriors have Opsec

anyways clinton set the precedent that you cant get in trouble as long as "you didnt mean it"
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>>81338736
>>81338947
>>81338979
You should be ashamed of yourself OP.
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>>81338736
Same thing is happening in France. And the siege is still going on strong in Turkey. They managed to force most of the forces in Istanbul to surrender, but the military is still in control of Ankara.
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Try not to die sober.
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who /neetmasterrace/ here
>tfw get to pleasure wives while silly soldiers are off dying in foreign lands
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>>81339081
Clinton defense does not apply to little people
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>>81338736
SAME HERE, JUST GOT OF THE PHONE WITH TRUDEAU & GOT MY ORDERS

DEUS VULT
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Pretty glad I have a whole bunch of medical diagnoses. glhf
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>>81338736
/Pol/dier go forth and purge.
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>>81338736
same here
shit is about to blow up real soon fammer
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>now instead of being surrounded by monkeys you will be surrounded by roaches

doesn't seem like a bad deal tbqh senpai
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>>81339219
only way to fly hombre, as long as we have plenty of killer sky robots we should he alright
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>>81338736
>GOT A CALL FOR ACTIVATION

did they activate your MKULTRA program?
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>>81338736
hahaha hope you'll die like cannon fodder
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OP may be on to something. I'm in San Diego and I just drove on Harbor Drive road near the Navy Base and I hear sirens.

Are they Deploying or was it just a drill???
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>>81338736
Have fun anon, try not to die.
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>>81339079
source?
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>>81338736
No you didn't
I don't believe you at all
SAGE IN ALL FIELDSS
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All memeing aside my bro just got sent out to the Persian gulf recently would he have to contend with any of this shit?
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What's going on? is Russia stealing your nukes?
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>>81338736
alright WHAT THE FUCK

I PUT A TURKEY SANDWICH IN MY FRIDGE AND IT HAS GONE MOULDY
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>>81338736
RIP in Peace
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>>81338736
Have fun retaking Constantinople m8
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>>81338736
OP, I'm active Navy, idk what to tell you man.
All I know is we sent like 2 destroyers over there.
Plus the coup failed, unless we're about to send troops to hit ISIS.
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>>81338736
DEUS FUCKING VULT, FAGGOT!
Don't forget the Raid launcher!
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MY DAD WORKS FOR NINTENDO AND HE JUST GOT A CALL TO REPORT FOR OVERTIME WEEKEND WORK!!!!!!

WTF IS GOING ON??!!?!?
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>>81339219
>tfw at least 3 medical conditions which would mean I would never get called up to fight in the event of WWIII
>tfw too ill to fight but not too ill to fuck other people's wives
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>>81339506
I think this is probably the dumbest fucking sentence I've ever read
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>>81338947
Should have thought about it before signing up you fucking cucked idiot
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>>81338947
>in the army reserve
>not expecting a fight

kys
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>>81338947
fuck off normie. Anybody would be delighted at the chance to leave this cancerous hellhole we call Earth. And to take some roaches and mudslimes with you? Holy shit I'd be racing to the recruiting office.
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>>81339669
Feels good
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If i ever get bored i will probably join the army, only problem is that my biggest fear is dying. How big of a chane is it for a first world soldier to die fighting roaches/mohammeds?
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>>81339750
I ONLY JOINED FOR FREE COLLEGE!!!!!
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>>81339506
?
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>>81338736
No fucking clue but I'm sure I'll be taking a nice trip to the middle east in a few months I'm sure of it
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>>81338736
Lucky bastard, you get to smash roaches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QmvEbphF8c
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kill them all no mercy

Qek protects his followers.
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Last week my cousin got called up for Activation, hes in the Minnesota National Guard, he just got sent to Egypt four days ago. HMMMM Its almost like they know Turkey was going to happen......
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>>81339508
Shit. Driving there in an hour to pick up someone from the airport. I'll check it out.
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>>81338947

God damn it you pussy.

You signed up for this shit did you think you were gonna sit behind a desk your entire time in the military ?

Act like the bamf soldier you think you are.

Fucking christ you give all the military fags a bad name
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JUST TOOK THIS PIC OUT OF MY WINDOW

THERE ARE SOLDIERS EVERYWHERE

WHAT THE FUUUUCK
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>>81339888
Nothing is free. You know that now, don't you?
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>>81338736
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tfw didn't go to army and I'm not planning on going any time soon
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>>81338947
JUST
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>>81339888
Lol if you aren't rping you're an idiot, signing up for reserve when the world is in such chaos
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>>81339888
lol serves you right faggot
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>>81339997
timestamp
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>>81339676
Have you even played cannon fodder? 1 shot and your men die. Try finishing the game without losing a 100 men
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ME TOO GUYS WTF I'M A RESERVIST AND I HAVE TO LEAVE TOMORROW

WTF IS HAPPENING

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

ps. PRAISE KEK
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>>81338736
Joining active duty soon. Nut up my friend. If shit hits the fan maybe I'll see you over there.
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>>81339997
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>>81339941
>National Guard
>Sent to Egypt
wat
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>>81339997
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>>81338736
Post CAC or I'm calling you on your lie.
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>>81340097
RARE FLAG ALERT
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>>81339941
Bumping this I don't want my SGT Cousin to die :-( hes such a good man, hes 35 and had 6 fucking tours so far lmao.
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>>81339997
topkek
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>>81338736
Same here. JTF2 just told me to get my stuff ready, we're taking Constantinople back at 0900 hours tomorrow
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>>81340156
Yup, I have some proof, I'll screen cap it for you, but I'll censor his name, will that be sufficient? I have no idea why he was sent to Egypt, he doesnt either.
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>>81339888
Fucking bit hard ass now look at what you got yourself into. "Oh I joined for college now they want me to fight I had nodes that the military would make me do that" fucking retard be a man.
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>>81338947

Lek. Im swedish and even I would go to war if I was called upon.
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>>81338736
>>81338947
Falseflag.
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I'm in the air force and there's NOTHING going on except some major shit show bullshit at one of our joint air bases in Turkey.

It's highly unusual, but there's no immediate danger or threat.
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>>81338947
Too bad, time to die for Israel!
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>>81338736
this is why when I join, I join the marines, not gonna have some pansy ass fucker like op scared of dying in the foxhole next to me
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>>81338736

>War starts while Obama is still in office
>U.S. military getting fucked six way from Sunday in U.S., Turk war.
>Donald Trump get elected

>"WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON HERE"
>"GET EM OUT, GET EM OUT!"
>Launches nukes
>war is over in less than a day of Trump being in office
>Turks forever blown off the face of the planet

Praise Kek.

Just hang in there for Trump.
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Take solidarity onto the cross of God. He shall guide you in the upcoming battles. You shall be his Will, you will smite the heretics who would see Christendom destroyed. Good luck and may God bless you.
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>>81339669
That just means you get to haul supplies between danger zones, not that you get to sit at home
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>>81338736
proofs
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>>81339922
Checked
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>>81338736
>it's another proxy war with russia episode
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>>81340462
Your G-d gave you nothing, while Qek blessed my message with tripdubs.

Prove your G-d's existence.
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>>81339997
EXPLAIN USA??
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>>81339888
God you're a human trash fire. Your cowardice disrespects your uniform and all those who went before you.

Don't bitch because you played Russian roulette and lost
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>>81339997
FUCKING HELL WE JUST INVADED RUSSIA?????
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>>81338736

Your 13 years old lingo gave you away.. Army reserve....maybe if they run out of food, but then you should come with a label, "obnoxious waste".

How come this kind of shit gets through yet my thread explaining why erDOGan did what he did yesterday was archived instantly?

Oh wait...controlled opposition.
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>>81340435
Cockroaches can survive a nuclear Holocaust
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>>81339997
Kek
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>>81340097
jesus christ

an elusive faroe
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My IRR ended in October of 2013

eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
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>>81340273
>>81339941
>>81340193
Here you go guys
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>>81340719
More like idiots taking the b8, but same thing.
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>>81340633
>Your cowardice disrespects your uniform

Yeah, like all the faggots, trannies, and women didn't already do that.
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OP ask your commander if I can tag along for moral support, I'll wear clown makeup and do cartwheels for the soldiers.
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>>81340287
pretty gay, I wouldn't fight for this nation of cucks
I'd do it if I were Polish or Israeli, but most of the west is gay like asians. I fight for bonds of blood and common heritage, not words and shitskins.
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>>81339997
[CONCERN DEEPENS]
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>look out window
>oh fuck
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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>>81338947
>I don't want to die

>Joined military

The levels of retardation are reaching Swedish
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>>81340111
Checked. may kek be with you.
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>>81338736
PROOF? or is this (you) memery?
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>>81340846
The pyramids though.

The Nile though.

The ancient history though.
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>>81340891
sounds like you could do blowjobs and taking it in the ass too, faggot
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shieet what if obama is fucking things up on purpose so that trump has to fix it, or even worse, so that trump doesn't come into power?
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>>81340886
Bet they've got more balls than OP tbqhf
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>>81339941
>>81340156
>>81340273

literally the first fucking google result you morons:


>The Minnesota Army National Guard says nearly 400 soldiers from the Mankato-based 2nd Battalion, 135th Infantry Regiment will deploy to Egypt by the end of this summer.

>It’s for a nine-month-long mission to the Sinai Peninsula. It’s part of an effort to enforce the 1979 peace treaty between Egypt and Israel, supporting the Multi-National Force and Observers (MFO).
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>>81340915
Shittttttttt I wish I still had my army men right about now
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>>81339997
RIP ANON
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>>81339888
>mfw when this guy ends up in a turkroaches "dead amerifats" folder

You don't deserve those trips
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>>81341005
You're just jealous you don't get to go to war.

Stop trying to bring down the clown.
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if this fucking true boys https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1468678097784.jpg


WW3 is about to start
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>>81338736
what did you expect when enlisting?
on the bright side, if you die in combat you die in the most honorable way a man can die, so there's that
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>>81340846
>Egypt

Goddamnit man the Egypt deployment is the best one you can possibly get, It's basically a nine month vacation.
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>>81338736
I am dying for a war to happen! If we go to war our economy will finally be fixed AND if I join I will get all sorts of benefits once demand goes up for replacement soldiers.

SO fuck it let's go to war I and my brothers on /pol/ have suffered enough! GET SOME!
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We just got woken up on base here in darwin, the whole place is alive like I have never seen before, squads running around, planes are taxing everywhere. I'm just about to go for a shower and meet with our squad but it looks like we're invading turkey boys!!
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>>81340435
>GET OUR BOYS OUT!
>Let Slavs do their work
>Happiest Summer Trip ever
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Can any other military bros confirm or at least "may or may not" if something is happening?
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>>81340719
I'm listening. Did you save any pasta about that thread?
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>>81341064
Ohhhh Well he reenlisted and was told his active duty time was done until he retires, he was pissed off because he just got a really good job and had to leave it.
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BREAKING: US Marine Metal Gear Rays engaged in close quarters combat with Russian Specnaz Cyborg Ninjas.

It`s fucking Happening.
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>>81338947

Turkish standard military ammunition is 7.62x51... they dont play around with this 556 bullshit.

You get hit, you're going down.
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>>81338947
>signs up and sells life away to the government so you can kill a bunch of brown strangers for a fraction of the costs of your equipment.
>starts whining about actually having to fight in a war...like your job requires you.


God I hate military niggas. Always crying about shit they worked so fucking hard to get into.

I mean can you imagine if a doctor/medic finishes a decade of medical school, and starts throwing a fit whining about how he has to operate on a dying patient?


You choosed this you moron. You choosed to be a mindless underpaid drone that'll prob get killed by some other mindless drone. You know the funniest part? That other guy is financed by your government and allies lol thanks for making my gas cheap.
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>>81341064
This. Fuck's sake.
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>>81341228
and now he gets to go endanger his life defending jews
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>>81341097
Says nothing about the coup. fake.
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>>81338736
Dumbass joined the infantry, enjoy your IED fgt
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>>81341097
The scary thing is all of that is extremely valid in the current world.
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>>81341178
Its happening m8 because your boys stationed here in darwin with us are packing up too.
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>>81339669
Degeneracy in its purest form.

Kill yourself faggot, you either fight and die as a man or live your life as a tiny, weak coward.

Im joining the military, Im starting a family and I care for my country, people and for our future.
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>>81341178
Haven't been in the military since 2009, know as much as everyone else. Facebook just show's Navy pride crap right now.
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>>81341311
Sucks for him, at least I get autism buxs and got denied entry to the Military because of my back and the literal fact that I have aspergers and they wouldn't give me waivers....
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>>81338736
>>81338947
Don't join the army if you don't want to fight faggot
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>>81339997
truly the end of days

godspeed anon
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>>81341128
What? Is the base that cool? Because egypt is a fucking shithole for the rest of the people and tourists.
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>>81341244
>he fell for the 7.62 meme
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Navy GSM here, nothing is happening at least not on my ship.
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>>81341385
Enjoy being a trillionaire
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>>81339997
HAPPENING
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Real national guardsmen here. Haven't heard shit.
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>>81338736
>"ANY OTHER MILITARY FAGS HERE THAT CAN EXPLAIN WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!??!"
aka can anyone of you leak classified information for my convenience?
Hillary pls go
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>>81338736
>tfw your country is being protected by people who surf a malaysian coffee bean board
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>>81341650
What ship? I was the USS Kitty Hawk as a Gunner's Mate.
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>>81341706
kek
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>>81341689
ooo dragons
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at least you get to kill some roaches
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>>81341427
please no memes, I have family in the military and I want to be sure they're alright.
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>>81341689
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>>81338947
We all gotta die sometime
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>>81341578
You literally sit on an outpost, wear civilian's and hang out. Your "job" is to report violations of the Egypt-Israel treaty, ou can go fucking scuba diving and fishing if you want.
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>being a cuck for Israel

feels good to be banned from military service.
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Major Game of Thrones shit happening right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnwhiwwS1fw
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>>81339997
SHIIt THEY LAUNCHED THE MECHS AS WELL!
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I'm in the process of joining the navy but now with everything going on is it to late to join the Army?
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>>81341763
The Murphy shipmate
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>>81338947
fucking coward.
GET THE FUCK OUTA THE MILITARY IF YOUR A WEAK FAGGOT

MAN THE FUCK UP AND KILL THE ENEMY

YOU WONT DIE IF THEY DIE FIRST

YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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>>81341925
BASED BARNES
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>>81341656
kek
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>>81342035
Maybe if you went to an army recruiter first before letting your navy recruiter know anything.
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Stop sparking up my dreams faggots.
I know this shit is fake, but I want it to be true so bad :^(
Just stop :^(
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>>81339888
WHAT A PILE OF GOD DAMN BERNOUT SHIT YOU ARE

NICE TRIPS BTW

KILL YOUR SELF FAGGOT
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>>81341267
>lynched to death
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>>81338736
What kind of army is that?
Personal army of 4chin-chong?

fuck off fat boy
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>>81338736
if turkey gets nukes it's gg m8s, and why the hell americans have nukes in turkey which borders 2 unstable countries and has terrorists and radical muslims within itself, it's no longer cold war.
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>>81341953
Im jealous. I wish I can go to a all white part of egypt and avoid all the stupid fucking retarded population.
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>>81342111
Just great, now that faggot is going to be a trillionaire because the mighty kek....
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>>81339219
>>81339399
>>81339669
the problem with weak ass pussies staying behind and fucking everyone while the alphas go to war is that you end up with a generation of faggots. Didnt a bunch of weak ass little bitches stay back in all the amjor wars the US fought and now look...your country is overrun by faggots.
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>>81342076
You are fucking lucky. Avoid air craft carriers at all costs, too much degeneracy and command punishing happening.

Small boys are a gunners mate's dream come true, that 5 inch gun gets us all off.

No homo.
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>>81342035
If it's consolation turkey has so much coastline that the fleet is going to be doing some heavy lifting, anon.
Go where you're best suited.
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>>81341143
FUCK YEAH

UNDERRATED BRO

LETS GET OUT THERE AND KILL THEM MUDSHITS


FOR THE WHITE MAN WE KILL~~~~!!!!!
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>>81342232
how would turkey go about getting nukes
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>>81339079
HA! Not happening.
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>>81341223

>>81314473

Have a laugh, then. If is not 404 yet
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>>81338736
Time to earn your pay
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>>81338736
you remind me of the pussy soldier in saving private ryan that started crying on the battlefield instead of doing you fucking job
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>>81339888
Nice trips, but you're screwed, dumbass. Now shut the fuck up and go defend my freedom!
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>>81342403
because we store some there? lol
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>>81342148
Haven't even gone to meps yet and barely took the asvab
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>>81341850
No memes friend, at about 0630 I can make a thread with detailed info but right now I'm just waking up, getting ready and having breakfast. Your US guys are already up and out on the field with their packs just sitting around while the planes get in position. All I can see is 4-5 planes being loaded with pallets and an APC each.
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>>81339219
Here's where you fucked up. You didn't join and get medically retired making 100% for sleep apnea and ptsd and alchohol dependence

I'm NEET for life.
Get on my level
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>>81339997
My fucking sides
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>>81341178
There may or may not be NG or Reserve units on alert or conducting drills, but I can tell you if the US were about to make a serious aggressive move against another country between July and October, I would hear about it, and I have heard nothing. I don't expect you to believe me, but I would be one of the first people deployed in such a scenario.
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Dues vult
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>>81342403
well hello, they cutted off electricity and can easily disarm us troops, than de"us"fy that territory and claim those nukes as reparation for us backed coup.
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>>81338736
Anyone hear from russian and canadian bros who said they also got activated last night?
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>>81338947
This is what you signed up for.
Prepare for a long ride.
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>>81338736
>Army Reserve

yeah you'll have to do a lot fucking serving food in the chow line or making sure packages of porn and dip get delivered

got i hate reservists so much get the fuck out
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>>81342460
Didn't he find his balls and shoot that German soldier that killed the Jewish American soldier in the end?
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>>81340274
I don't get the joke. The army isn't using those yet.
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I HEARD AIR RAID SIRENS AND I JUST SAW A BRIGHT FLASH A-
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>UPDATE: Turkish official: Gov't has suspicions Incirlik Air Base used to refuel aircraft used in coup attempt. - @DionNissenbaum

https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754385034291863552
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>>81338736
I bet it has to do with Russia, not Turkey... 10,000x worse.
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>>81339888
Freedom isn't free.
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>>81342657
There's a reason I'm going active senpai. OP confirms every stereotype I've heard of the reserve over the years.
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>>81339669
Yeah Hep C is a real blessing faggot
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>>81338736
Nigger shut up. is your unit on GRF? if not then they wouldn't call you. My battalion is GRB1 right now so it would be us after Groups, Rangers and other high speedos.
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>tfw already served 10 years in the Active Army.
>no inactive reserve for me
>no chance of being called back for anything

Enjoy being drafted cucks
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>>81342674
Nope that's the german that they let go earlier in the movie, so Upham shot him cause they told him to abandon the war. Common misconception though
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>>81342674
yeah but still... he was a pussy-bitch the entire movie
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>>81342538
JESUS CHRIST

OP might actually be fucked
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>>81339888
I would never fight on the behalf of the treasonous Obama administration.
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>>81342334
I whish I was a gunners mate, mate being an engineer sucks ass
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KANG REPORING IN. SISI JUST CALLED RESERVISTS TO REPORT TO LOCAL POLICE STATIONS
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>>81342531
I think you may still have time.

All branches understand your will to fight if that is what you desire, the army or the marines would back you up 100% if you told them from the bottom of your heart that you'd rather be a soldier because you would make more of a difference that way lol
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>>81342787
i've met guys in the fucking national guard with more nuts than the army reserve
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>>81342530
>>81342619
they can't just steal our nukes and use them though, there's many steps before they can launch our nukes.

it's not that simple, unless the jews made it that easy for them on purpose.
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>>81339997
Are you ok? Stay safe, friendo.
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>>81342685
It's pretty much the marines get all the shitty equipment that the army has beat the shit out of.
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>>81342409
sounds reasonable
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GUYS IS THIS WWIII? IF IT IS THEN FUCK
>tfw all of Syrians males are pre signed up to our army reserve. If this shit is real this means I'm going to get a call for activation real soon
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>>81343085
yall have itnernet in syria?
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>>81343085
god speed syriabro
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>>81342912
Same. And from friends in the Corps and Navy it's true as well
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>>81342888
Idk if they do it any more but GM's used to always wear the general green BDU's apart from everyone else on the ship. It was their own separate culture that the navy allowed basically. But the work outs are intense if you go to gun school, we had to work out like marines when I was at Great Lakes after navy bootcamp and we worked out with EOD once I got onboard the Kitty Hawk.

Doing workouts with special forces onboard a rocking and rolling ship in the middle of the ocean was intense as hell too, giant puddles of sweat underneath me.
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>>81342657
>pog bitch detected
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>>81343085
how are you not in the fucking army already?
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>>81342901
What are the main differences between the army and marines? And should I consider one over the other?
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>>81339589
Underrated post
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>>81342531
You still hold all the power.in fact you should go talk to all the branches. Do some fucking research too, way too many knuckle draggers sign up without understanding their jobs or contracts
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>>81342891
ههههههههههههه
>خود بقا
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>>81343279
Dude navy EOD is pretty high speed isn't it? That you're rolling with them for exercise alone speaks volumes.
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Ok some more info, those planes which are being loaded and your troops are heading for greece, after they have taken off more planes will arrive +1hr and we are to load up and prepare to spend sometime in greece.

ITS ON
WE /WW3/ BOYS
FUCKING SIGN UP NOW!
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>>81343280
0203 plz no bully
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>Joins military organizaition

>Is surprised to find that going to war is a possibility

I hope they put you in the infantry
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>>81343327
The army is basically it's own department.

The department of the navy controls the marines.

Basically army is more land-based and focused on mountainous and desert terrains where navy and marines mostly focuses on shoreline battles and underwater battles.

Pick your favorite theater of battle basically.
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>>81342846
>served four years active
>just finished my my four years inactive two months ago

I'm going to be sitting at home drinking expensive liquor and fucking anon's girlfriend while he's in some Asian jungle or Arab desert.
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>>81341267
>choosed
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>>81338736
Allahu Akbar motherfucker
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>>81342891
Why noone of you I GET ACTIVATED!!!!!!!! XXDDD
can post a timestamp?
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>>81343502
Damn straight they are they get deployed with all special ops guys.
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>>81343502
These guys were ripped, always active, always running onboard and climbing ropes and what not if they aren't doing missions. They had workouts after 1800 usually and lasted 2 hours but that 2 hours everyday was rough lol
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>>81343510
I'm entering the infantry in 6 months, probably a world war by then
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>>81342916
they can steal them easily who says something about using them ? let's say they won't be able to use it for 10 years. but turkey will still be a country with nukes and nobody can treat them as underdogs like you are now and i don't want to be get caught in the middle of retarded sultan's and twat tsar's ambition.
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WE ARE AT WAR, TURKEY IS HOLDING AIRBASE HOSTAGE, WILL NOT RETURN NUKES

WE WORLD WAR
GREECE HERE I COME
NEXT TURKEY
FUCK ROACHES
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>>81343188
Yeah we do
>>81343193
Thank you nice anon
>>81343287
I'm Studying. Here you won't go to the army as long as your in college but after that? Get Fucking Ready To Be Sent Out To Raqqa To Fight Goat Fuckers
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>MFW govenrment won't let me anywhere near a gun because of suicidal tendencies.

Who else /comfy/ here?
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>>81340156

Yeah our military system is fucked. We send the force designed with the sole fucking purpose of defending the homeland to sandboxes halfway across the world.

Bush administration did a shit ton of it in Afghanistan and Iraq. Fucking stupid.
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>>81339922
CHECKED
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>>81343789
best of luck senpai
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>>81343720
Workouts for divisions I should've said.
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>>81341689
Nice combat patch, cherry fuck.
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>mfw all chads die in WW3

qt surplus for all survivors
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>>81338736
>>81338947
>>81339888

It's time to sacrifice yourself for Israel.
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>>81340780
Mine ended last year.

Doesn't matter. Prior service almost always get drafted first.

I'ts happened in literally every draft.

>tfw was grunt
>fug gotta get in army shape again
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TURKEY NOT A FRIEND TO US

https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754318934157828097

>TURKEY NOT A FRIEND TO US

>https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754318934157828097

TURKEY NOT A FRIEND TO US

https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754318934157828097

>TURKEY NOT A FRIEND TO US

>https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754318934157828097

TURKEY NOT A FRIEND TO US

https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754318934157828097

>TURKEY NOT A FRIEND TO US

>https://twitter.com/DEFCONWS/status/754318934157828097
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>>81343912
Thank you anon!
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>>81342850
That's the same guy who killed the Jew.
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>>81343998
HOLY SHIT IM ABOUT TO PARACHUTE INTO ANKARA FUCKKKK WAR IS CRAZY MEMES N SHIT XDDD
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>>81343982
Even when I'm turning 30 in a couple of days and it's almost been 3 years since I got the IRR discontinuation letter?
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>>81343327

10 year Army vet here.

I was attached to a Marine unit in Afghanistan. They were were all bros aside from a paper pushing CSM who was kind of a cock. The main difference is training. In general a regular Army soldier will have less training than a regular Marine. There are obviously certain exceptions though.

All in all, CONUS all the branches pretend to hate eachother and the bants is off the chain, but once you are in the shit all of us are bros. They had a Navy Medic attached to them as well who was cool as fuck.

pic related, it's what all the different branches of service look like when you in a shithole getting shot at together.
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>>81343998

I trust DEFONWS as much as I trust naturalhealthnews.
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>>81338736
Im in the britbong Dads Army an been recalled to barracks , Reservist/TA here
Told we being deployed Monday ..
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>>81341244
They use alot of 5.56 HK33's as well as G-3's.

>tfw they use MG3's - 7.62 MG42's.
> Great we gotta deal with that shit again, fucking hitlers buzzsaw
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Fuck... I should've made myself get below average evals so they won't draft me...
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