TL;DR women now charging for dates. Sucks to be a heterosexual male in the 21st c.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/14/12183012/ohlala-paid-dating-app-berlin-pia-poppenreiter-uber
> Tara hesitated. This guy seemed nice and normal and safe and she was down for a fun night out with a visiting stranger, but she drew a hard line when it came to sex on the first date. "I was like, ‘Listen, I don’t know who you’ve met [on this app], but I’m not going to fuck you, I’m sorry,’" she says. Her match was taken aback. "Oh," he responded. "I thought that was the expectation."
> These kinds of conflicting agendas will be familiar to anyone who’s done much Tindering or Bumbling or OkCupiding, where one person’s one-night stand is another person’s chance at finding The One. But Tara wasn’t using any of these apps. This was Ohlala, and Stuart had already agreed to pay Tara $600 for their date.
> Launched in August 2015, Ohlala is a web-based app that facilitates what it calls "instant paid dating." Male users post offers for dates, consisting of a time, a duration, and how much money they’re willing to pay — a typical offer is from 1–4 hours at an average price of $300. While the request is up, women can decide whether or not they’d like that person to be able to contact them. Crucially, women are not visible to men before they initiate conversation — it’s the inverse of the backpage listings to which it’s often compared.
>>81335623
It's just some glorified prostitution which has been with us since the dawn of time, senpai.
What in God's cock is this?!
Paying for a date? Topkek. That's just an 'escort service' innit?
>>81335623
>$300
You can hire a good-looking prostitute for less
>>81335985
> prostitution
Sex isn't part of the deal. You're literally paying a woman $300 to take her out to dinner.
> why in god's name
>>81336407
Isn't it >implied that she'll let you fuck her afterwards?
There's literally no point otherwise.
>>81336482
read the whole OP
Jesus fucking christ. That's the worst prostitution service I've ever heard of.
>women stil wonder why are they in theirs mid 30ties and single, childless and without any future.
kek.
>>81335985
>implying dating wasnt already prostitution
>paying for dates
>pulling chairs
>holding doors
>all in hopes of getting pussy
tit for tat, money for meat, definition of prostitution
>>81336407
So in other words it's a striptease show with none of the stripping?
>>81336407
Obviously, a lot of men assume it's an escort service, since that's basically what it is. Once word gets out that it's not, I'm sure it'll collapse pretty quickly.
>>81335623
Isn't it called prostitution?
I'd rather shell out a few hundred for a who knows my needs instead of a trying whore.
>Literally paying to talk to someone.
I'd buy
>>81335623
Bah, i'd rather stay celibate.
>>81335623
>compensated dating comes to the West
Thanks, Japan.
>>81337031
>>81336842
>>81337061
> In Poppenreiter’s vision, Ohlala is an app for any woman who thinks she ought to be compensated for her time and efforts when she goes out with someone. It seeks to turn leisure time — a precious, dwindling commodity — into billable hours. In that sense, Poppenreiter’s right: her app isn’t really an "Uber for escorts." It’s a TaskRabbit for emotional labor. Perhaps that makes it more radical than anything else — with its tasteful design and young, hip founder, Ohlala suggests a world in which there’s no "kind of woman" who sells her time and affection, because every woman could be that kind of woman.
> a TaskRabbit for emotional labor
I suggest this might be the most 2016 possible sentence.
this shit is for the goofy fucks that'll do anything if they even think they'll get pussy out of the deal.
>>81335623
That's the free market for you. If autists want to pay for women, let them. If they don't, the business will fail and we'll move on.
>>81335623
Enjo-kosai is not a new concept.
>>81336551
I did and it still sounds like prostitution to me. The girl was teasing her client.
It's some crazy variation of prostitution where insecure betas don't get to fuck, but still pay the price and are probably satisfied with it.
>falling for the vaginal jew meme
>not getting a high end penetrable for half the price
Cucks
Bring on the sex bots!
>>81336407
>Sex isn't part of the deal. You're literally paying a woman $300 to take her out to dinner.
Yeah just like you don't pay an escort to fuck her you just pay her to go on a dinner with you.
And craigslist women are really looking for 300 roses for an hour of their time. I guess they're really into the flora.
>>81335623
>Male users post offers for dates, consisting of a time, a duration, and how much money they’re willing to pay — a typical offer is from 1–4 hours at an average price of $300.
Oh come the fuck on.
Someone link that vice documentary where women in Japan are paying men THOUSANDS per night for a sexless date
lmao for 600$ he could have bought some nice escort
Just fuck chicks that keep a few cucks in their phones for rent/take out/walk around money. No money spent on dates and pussy slain. Problem solved.
>>81335623
>Dealing with women
I feel sorry for you guys
What kind of cuck would use this?
This is the most beta thing I've ever heard of. PAYING for the PRIVELEGE to pay for some cunts dinner and listen to her talk about her hair and emotional baggage and then you don't even get to fuck her afterwards. How depressing that some desperate losers will actually do this.
>tfw met my gf on Craigslist some five years ago
There are quality women on there, you just have to look.
>>81335623
Good looking escorts already go for that amount. You could literally have the same thing going on, for a smaller price, while the only difference being that the women at the other end of the table has sucked x1000 less dicks.
Its a x1000 reduction in dick sucking price?
Or 10x for an end of the line woman? Perhaps only 2x less? Kek
>>81337061
That service already exists though and it's called therapists. I think they become cheaper too, I mean it can't cost 200-300 $ to speak an hour or two to some educated woman/man. This new service is really overpriced.
>>81335623
For their next trick, they'll be unveiling an app that lets you pay women to take a hoverhand selfie with you.
Jesus who uses these apps? What the fuck senpai? Who even invests money to develop this shit?
>>81335623
>>81335985
>>81336407
>Average price $300
You can literally buy a high quality fleshlight with lube and cleaner for less than half of that
>>81337171
>>81337171
I'm seriously thinking of ending it right now, I could jump off my 6th floor balcony. What the fuck is going on?? You actually have to pay women for '''''''''their'''''''' time ? Are men this desperate nowdays? Why is pussy on such a high pedestal? I have so many fucking questions left unanswered.
>Send help
>>81335623
>$600
I don't know who to scald more, the stupid cuck or the vain thot
>>81338425
Silicon valley/tech betas who can't get laid.
>>81335623
>2016
>people still date
>not getting to know each others for marriage
>>81335623
so its a normie escort service?
>>81335623
>a typical offer is from 1–4 hours at an average price of $300
Jesus Christ. You could just fuck a prostitute for that kind of money.
>>81338789
>be Californian
>I know how to solve the sexless nerd problem!
>an app that doesn't get them to have sex!
>brilliant
That does actually sound about right.
>>81336041
I'd do it if I was rich.
I've always found it hard to talk to women so I could use the practice.
Someone start an app for woman to find males to do man shit.
>Change a tire: $80
>Kill a bug: $10
>Walk you to your car: $200
>Actually defend you if something happens on that walk: $800
>Fix something: parts and labor
>>81335623
these grills better enjoy the dwindling population of suckers who'll do this kind of shit, soon more and more men will become virtual wizards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jve2CSK6iOw
>>81338463
You could just go hire a hooker that's probably better looking, and will straight up fak
>>81339118
You might as well pay for a prostitute and talk to her. At least then you'd also get a lay out of it.
Just don't use the app you beta faggots, christ. Online dating is fucking retarded, go outside and meet girls at events related to your interests and then you already have something to talk about.
>>81339308
Not many dateable girls are in to anime and back end development.
>300 bucks for a date with a basic bitch
>not hopping on backpage and fucking 3 different hookers for 100 bucks each
just lol
>>81338728
Forget about women. Have sex/romance/intimacy with science.
Atleast then you can be a part of those who make sexbots. Or bots that punish these degenerates.
>>81339212
But what would it be called?
>>81335623
Wait...
Why not go to a hooker who will
>actually have sex with you
>be way more attractive looking
>have more experience with sex
>do whatever the fuck else you want
also,
>women are not visible to men before they initiate conversation
What the actual fuck?
Only men with no self-respect would use such a thing.
And at that stage, why even call them men?
Is there ever going to be any blowback for these sluts? Will society ever start shaming them again?
>>81336407
How naive can you be
Like a woman would ever publicize the fact she is on there to get paid to fuck.
>>81335623
Usual Easter Europe rates:
>50-80 EUR - nice 30-40 minute fuck and suck
>150 EUR - 10/10 succubus that will drain your balls dry (homemade sandwitch and tea included)
>anything over 150 EUR - you are just ripping yourself off.
In bigger cities (Warshaw, Prague) shit is even cheaper, cuz ukrainian 10/10 are crashing pussy market.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10761590
Dumbest people:
1.Aborig1nals
2.African Blacks
Power gap
3.Pure Native Americans
4.Mulattoes
Power gap
5.South American
6.North Africans
7.Middle-eastern
8.Indian
9.South Asians
Power gap
10.East Asians
11.Europeans
Women were oppressed for thousands of years.
It's our turn, it's justice being served.
>/pol/ makes fun of married people all the time
>hahaha why would you ever get married lol like I just date and play the field
>dating is just as much of a shitshow
>MGTOW is glorified virginity
There is no winning.
>>81335623
Seems like good old capitalism to me.
>trying to find a husband/boyfriend on tinder
Are these bitches retarded?
>>81339818
Overvalue of the Vagina, stocks are falling.
My straight friend went to a shitty festival and got 10 girls numbers in one day, currently he is cycling through them, banging them all. A third of them apparently want a serious relationship.
Btw, he is a poo in loo.
What I want to say is, if you are having trouble finding a girlfriend or finding a girl to fuck you suck.
>>81336482
>implied
Yeah, it's a scam. Men believe they get laid, so they pay hundreds of dollars.
>>81335623
I know POL prides itself on being right, and smart.
And I agree with you.
Except here's the reality:
This is going to be a HUGE success.
You guys are underestimating the amount of lonely, fat C UCKS that are willing to pay money thinking that will get them some pussy.
Look at all the women "gamers" that show their tits on camera for views and money.
These whores are amassing a HUGE amount of cash via donations.
I'm talking about thousands per day.
Think about that.
So, as much as I laugh at the C UCKS that will pay, I have to give credit to the women who are smart enough to use their cunningness to make money.
KEK.
>>81339881
to them husband/bf is a glorified chauffeur that pays for everything
>>81337878
Your gf is a prostitute
GG no re
>>81340049
Then they deserve their suffering
>>81335623
can you spank their asses for this date ..?
>implying they'll let me tie them up, gag 'em and melt chocolate their asshole for $300
>>81335623
>Using an app that requires you to stump up some cash before even going on a date.
>Paying 600 burgers for a fucking date
I feel no sympathy for these people, seriously, 600 usd, he deserved it. Dumb fuck, it's like when a builder wants cash up front, you give him a quarter now and the rest when they're done, if you do anything else; you have it coming.
>>81339420
There are way more datable girls into anime than you think. You're right about the other thing, though.
sounds like a great new prostitution app
>>81339700
Based Eastern Europe.
>buying food for someone who's physically, mentally and emotionally weaker than you
Yeah no, I'll stick to my ladyboipuccies.
>>81340412
totally agree lad
>>81335623
Better idea.
>talk online with likeminded people
>spend time/money on additional hobbies
>fap
>push the boat out and buy a prostitute
Still cheaper.
Why buy this?
She only cares about money, /tg/ or focused online communities would have genuine interest in discussing VtM and it's free.
Women arent needed for companionship.
Lasombra best clan.
>>81339250
You can fuck atleast 4 girls with that kind of money.
an you wonder why grils get raped an strangled eh lads
>>81335623
Check the news next week
I would find that this woman dying would not hurt my consciousness and I am a person who loves all sentient life.
>>81340045
But why?
>Porn
Free.
>Strip club
Tits in real life, and cheaper
>prostitutes
No beating around the bush, money actually gets you something.
Never understood camwhore doners. You get nothing, when you could get what you want elsewhere.
>>81339564
Himder.
UberMens.
Lyft It 4 U.
Male Delivery.
BuyBro.
>>81339564
having a husband
>>81335623
>I thought that was the expectation
Said no one ever.
Why do they lie?
>>81337878
>quality women
>on Craigslist
Smdh 2bh pham
>you will witness the pussy market crash in your lifetime
Thank you VR!
>>81337878
No, there are quality slam pieces on Craigslist.
>>81341136
If you are an alpha chad or loaded with cash, it's as natural as breathing. If you are bottom 80% of people, of course it's not expected you misogynist.
>>81341026
Not every country has readily available prostution, most of us have to travel and can't often do that.
for that kind of money you can fuck a hooker that looks like a supermodel.
>>81335623
>Stuart had already agreed to pay Tara $600 for their date.
What a colossal idiot.
>>81335623
I literally cannot imagine the cuck who would actually use this app.
>>81341473
M8 I dont look for it but it's known to be here, it's everywhere legal or not Anyone interested will find that stuff.
haha i cant contain my sides
does this app work with bitcoin so i can scam tho?
>>81335623
What the actual fuck
Post-gay acceptance I can't see much use for this sort of app in 2016?
Back in the day Beard dating was a thing for gays, but even then I don't think the demand extended beyond one or two agencies?
>>81340622
>Lasombra
My nigger.
>>81339814
/pol/ makes fun of dumb married people.
>marrying before you solidify as a person
>your brain isnt finished growing until 25
>personality/interests/likes/desires all fucking change wildly until then
>getting married at 18, and assuming 26 y/o you is going to be the exact same person.
>gets cucked and divorced
Heartiest of fucking keks.
We advocate marriage, just marriage after you've really found that someone and you're matured as a person.
>>81335623
So basically, women pick a man for a date and the man pays them.
>>81335623
There is a bubble in the sexual market value of females... and it's about to pop.
You guys should just do like me and find a qt tranny to fuck. No bullshit, no hysteria, no jealousy scenes, great head, excellent cook, ass tight as fuck every single time.
Is the payment on top of the cost of dinner?
I would pay for a $300 a head tasting menu for me and a date but I wouldn't pay $300 to pay for her $300 a head tasting menu.
Though I doubt I would take a girl anywhere near that expensive on a first date ever unless I somehow ended up dating a billionaires daughter and even then from what I've seen taking rich girls out to expensive restaraunts doesn't really impress them anyways so even in that case it seems unlikely.
>>81335623
> $600 with no expectation of sex
lol
>>81335623
This is hilarious.
I had a buddy who was a driver for a paid escort service, and I got into an argument about him. He seems to think that because they found a loophole, in the prostitution industry, and that they can legally whore women under the GUISE of being escorts, that its actually suddenly a legit industry and the girls ACTUALLY dont have to have sex with the guys.
You know what happens when a girl doesnt have sex with the guy who just paid 600$ to have sex with her? The guy doesnt pay.
Then the pimp shows up and says what the fuck man, why didnt you pay?
If hes not actually weird, and doesnt look like he might have killed the girl or something, and she didnt have a legit reason to be freaked out just this one time.. the pimp will beat the fucking shit out of her.
He might make the guy pay anyways, because business is business.. but thats not what the womans job is, to steal mens money.
If youre an escort, youre paid to have sex. Youre a whore, a whore using a legal technicality to exchange large sums of money for sexual favors, and the date is a legal technicality.
If you dont understand this, you can end up dead, or with a broken jaw really, really fast.
B-b-but women are perpetual victims!
>>81342337
yeah but they have a penis so any advantage is completely nullified
>no bullshit
one of my best friends transitioned and I have never met anybody more mentally damaged and full of BS than them
>>81335985
Why is it that FPBP every darn time?
To be fair women were doing exactly same thing for ages except now they putting price upfront.
>>81342337
>find a qt tranny
Trannies are rare enough, qt ones are like unicorns
>>81342337
Yeah, sorry, you're gay.
Also your boyfriend is mentally ill.
>>81342459
Like that pic related.
Do these dumb cunts actually think a guy with 40,000$ would ever pay them just to walk around with him on a date? That he couldnt get someone better than them for 500$?
This is how you get killed, 40k in your account "Oh, sex wasnt mandatory, Im not feeling it, cya!"
>>81342337
>tight ass
>falling for the anal meme
The anus expands further and easier, than a pussy.
Tight for the first 2 mins, and then totally accepting of diameter of cock, with barely contact.
Or you can buy one of these for 20 bucks.
>>81335623
>pay Tara $600 for their date
You can get a hooker for less.
>>81342337
>excellent cook
A typo, surely you meant "excellent cock", right?
>>81342459
Well this app cuts the middleman the pimp pretty much same as Uber. And the guy actually willing to pay for the sexless date.
>>81335623
>"Oh," he responded. "I thought that was the expectation.
I like pretending, too.
>>81342242
Cant play the webm, sorry.
Best clan power, weakness ignores security cameras as a bonus, whats not to love?
Shame I never played the pnp game, only read lore and played vtmb.
Are there many places in the UK that do tabletop stuff?
Aside from Warhammer figures I never saw anyone who gave a shit.
>tfw I will never play Wraith or vampire
>>81342925
imagine how weird and/or fun it is to work at an onahole factory
>>81343213
Yea, that cuts the guy who uses violence to force the john to pay the money out of the picture, and the guy who protects the girl from angry or murderous johns.
I wonder what the result of that is?
>>81338728
Women no longer need men on an individual basis because they have their own income now and society provides security. This means that the average man is essentially worthless to women which is why we have this current harem-esque top-heavy distribution where the top 30% of males do 80% of the fucking and shit like this app happens.
>>81337171
>I suggest this might be the most 2016 possible sentence.
kek, fuck this shit. what the fuck will 2017 be like? women wear cameras and men get auto-charged for looking at their tit or ass?
>>81337171
> a TaskRabbit for emotional labor
Pretty sure you can hire a therapist for less than 300/hr if you shop around. If you've got insurance, it's likely free.
AHAHAHHAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK HOOKERS ARE A LOT CHEAPER
TL;DR
This is why you go monkmode.
>>81338924
>so its a normie escort service?
yes, but without sex
>a prostitute can now feel justified in NOT fucking you after you paid
This is bad.
>>81339564
Patriarch
>>81336300
as much as it pains me, the swede is right. at least you will actually get some poon from a prostitute.
I cant even type anymore fuck it
>like an escort service except you can't see the woman beforehand and she might not let you fuck her
What has to go wrong in a man's life for him to think using this app is a good idea?
>>81344240
He must be a child from single mother household
>>81344240
>be nerd
>grow up with few friends and even fewer female friends (if any)
>eventually get high paying job at technology company
>make more money than ever before
>still can't get women to pay attention to you because you are still beta
This is how it happens.
>>81338463
Fuck that, 300 (in Europmonies) is enough for a good looking prostitute 6 times in my country
>>81344482
But I am, and I'm not like this.
>>81339700
Blowjob with condom is something like 5 EUR
>>81335623
>looking to find the "one" on an app made for one night stands
>people putting listings up for dates and willingly paying upwards to $300 for them
>>81344657
But what's the point? Don't get me wrong, I like oral, and while I've never used a prostitute, I would be distrustful, but oral with a condom is god awful.
So some dumb bitch found an escort app and thinks that men are willing to actually pay $600 to take her out on a date, pay for food too I'm sure, and NOT fuck her? Who the fuck does she think she is lol?
>>81344807
It is less than what you pay for a sandwich. That is the point.
>>81335623
>whores that don't put out
Why?
>>81336300
Ikeabro is right.
>>81341473
Trust me prostitution its almost everywhere aside from hard muslim countries. Sweden has it too, just look for it on the net or the streets you will find it.
>>81344807
> Trusting anyone with your johnson other than another straight white christian male.
It's like you've never used the buddy system, anon.
>>81344802
We used to pay cash for that.
>>81344981
Because they think they can get away with charging for "emotional labor." Charging more than most therapists, in fact.
>>81335623
>paying $600 and not even getting a bj
kek, the vaginal jew strikes again.
>>81342337
Never met a tranny in my life
anyone I'm a permavirgin so this doesn't matter for me
>>81342337
Some of us like to fuck only women.
Betas truly are pathetic.
I'm not claiming I'm the ultimate alpha Chad, but is literally some new low for the low tests males.
But I 100% with the girls. A tool is meant to be used.
If these beats are ok with giving their lives time to work for them, then let them do it.
>>81335623
I'm actually impressed. I didn't think that women could get so arrogant and so proud that they'd demand payment for GRACING a man with her presence in the form of a date. Guess who's paying for dinner on top of the $300 price tag?
>>81343379
I've never played a PnP game in my life either. I don't know anybody who does, which is a shame. It's a hobby I'd love to get into provided I have a decent bunch of non-spergs to roleplay with.
Should I just get an escort? There are some pretty well-reviewed cute ones for $300. I just know all the regret I'd have afterwards.
>>81338728
>people still reply to him on 4chan
>he's "thinking of ending it all"
You are weak. You do not know loneliness.
>tfw asexual and see the dating world going to shit
>>81345170
You had best use AMEX or Discover to pay the hookers. If you aren't satisfied with the end product, AMEX/Discover will retract the funds until the merchant and the customer come to an agreeable solution.
>"I'm not having sex with you."
Ah, ok. Well, I'm gonna leave. Enjoy the dinner bill. Hope you brought money for a cab. I'll be calling AmEx to retract the money until I am satisfied.
>>81339565
To make it accessible to 400 lb tumblr landwhales.
>>81345283
Lets call them omega males, beta is too high.
>>81345299
You know, this is why so many men are turning gay. Women feel more like a responsibility than someone to love.
>>81345378
Dont do it.
She will find you revolting and disgusting and pathetic.
You will be ashamed of yourself as a man.
Just invest the money. Much better than giving it so some filthy whore
>>81342925
>Black dick
>White pussy
THE JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN
>>81335623
>Stuart had already agreed to pay Tara $600 for their date.
Holy kek
Can literally spend 2 hours with 9/10 escort for that much.
>>81345516
Asexuals aren't part of those degenerates.
Hell even causal sex heterosexuals are gross to asexuals.
>>81335623
It amazes me how women love to "resdiscover" prostitution over and over again, just to label it as something else to not appear like literally a whore.
Even thought feminism has taught them that sex is ok.
They really are fucked in the head.
>>81342623
>leaf
????? Seriously? trans are short supplied in Leaf? come fucking take our burger trans.
>>81345440
If you do this with hookers I guarantee someone will be coming to break your legs
>>81345069
>Trust me prostitution its almost everywhere aside from hard muslim countries.
It's there too, but only the homosexual pedophilia variant.
If they want pussy, Rape is easy as you really can just claim that she said her husband was dead.
>>81335623
>women objectifying themselves
>>81337641
how do i sign up? My wife would pimp my ass out in a heart beat for good money.....
>>81335623
Besides the implication of sex at the end. How is this any different from being an escort?
>>81344807
It's only 5 Eur, if you are horny its great deal
>>81335985
Are you talking about the app or just heterosexual dating?
>>81345628
Women always form a "pussy cartel" and shaming other women who fuck men too cheaply is part of that. Women want to drive up the price of vagina. That's why feminists hate sexbots, prostitution, porn and masturbation toys.
The bigger picture for this app, I think, is the free market breaking down the pussy cartel.
Women are a waste of time. They'd have to pay me for a date.
>>81339564
Marriage
>>81345859
Women think they are such special snowflakes that you should be willing to pay them 200 dollars just to listen to them tell you how many instagram followers they have over dinner
>>81337171
>Emotional labour
Let's just ignore the fact that men have to deal with rejection since they have to initiate the actual asking out, they then have to choose a place to go to, pay for it all, drive them home and then they cockblock you.
>>81341035
i like the lyft it 4u
That is pretty fucking awesome. Time to make a craigslist posting.....
>>81345226
Getting flashbacks to that /tg/ screencap about the dyke diplomancer.
>>81345912
Thats implying that these women deliver.
What is to keep them from simply not putting out after accepting hundreds of euros?
We all know sites like "tagthesponsor" and the instragram-problem.
This is new.
>>81335623
>$300
What the fuck? That's an average monthly wage here.
You could fuck 10 hookers for that price.
>>81345423
I wish I could be asexual. Taking anti-depressants has helped kill my sex drive and any hope of losing my virginity though. I think I'm too anxious to get naked with someone anyone.
>>81343183
Kek'd
>>81335623
joke's on them, sexbots are coming in the near future, women become obsolete then
>>81344546
but it would be cheaper to pay chad thundercock to teach you the ways....than it would to use this service.
Chad thundercock is not your friend, but is a man and will most likely be a professional.
>>81346290
Go to the local swimming-center then.
Good way to lose your anxiety, or find out that you're gay.
>>81346535
It's also a good way to realize that literally nobody fucking cares except for maybe two or three dumbshit comments.
>>81345752
Most hookers take cash for a reason, and want to see it up front.
That said, that app probably doesn't hire pimps or enforcers, else they would go out of business VERY fast.
>Crucially, women are not visible to men before they initiate
So you can't even see who you will be paying to date until you chat with them?? wtf
>>81335623
please tell me this is just another app that you use for pay to play sex and not "I am so thirsty for goddamn female company that I will be a fucking loser and hand over money AND pay for dinner for a shitty date"?
I want kids. I really do. But the more I interact with the females I see I want nothing to do with them. I almost just want to look up some model selling her eggs and find another female that I can have them implanted in and if possible choose the sex (all sons) make a bunch of kids. But then I realize that would be selfish because kids need both a mom and dad.
I just wish women were not such shit today.
>>81345423
Hello fellow asexual friend
>>81346746
So you can just pay the women cash at the end of the date?
AKA show up to dinner, stick her with the tab and sneak up the back door with 0 repercussions?
lel.
>>81335623
That's it I'm ready to fucking die now
>>81339420
Just be sure to wiggle your eyebrows aggressively when you tell her about your job, senpai.
>>81335623
I guess free dinner doesn't cut it anymore
>>81346925
Better yet, someone make a fake account as a rich old guy.
Talk to about a dozen slut bags and get them all to show up at the same restaurant at the same time under the same reservation
>>81346925
Nah, I imagine you have to put your money into a holding account through an electronic transaction via the website.
And then you just have AmEx or Discover (Visa/Mastercard don't do this) revoke the funds.
>>81346979
No. Live. Without us it will only worsen. We must save our kin. Be strong.
>>81335623
>Last relationship left me emotionally devastated.
>Took me years to get over it
>Years more to where I was in a place where I felt I had the confidence to start dating again.
>Men are now expected to pay women $100-200/hr for the "privilege" of taking them out to dinner.
Just fucking kill me.
>>81347180
>falling for the relationship meme
you brought this on yourself
>>81347180
Just get a dog. They are a wiser investment, more often than not. They are also great emotional support. Then buy some sort of sex sleeve, and use that for your dick.
>>81347143
catfishguy!
>>81335623
So now ALL women are becoming literal whores.
And people wonder why men don't want to put up with this shit anymore (aka "are afraid of strong independent women").
I'm logging out of real reality, it's just too depressing.
>>81335623
If I was a westcuck and had so much problems with women I would just move to Iran or Thailand and buy a harem of lolis.
>>81347717
>So now ALL women are becoming literal whores
>some women do X therefore all women are doing X
This fallacious thinking is why you are so socially maladapted.
>>81347173
But I can't deal with all the women's bullshit. Everything is sexist this and sexist that I'm sick of it all they say sexist like it's the worst thing in the world like oh no we wouldn't want to upset the women oh noooooo.
They complain about us only wanting sex but the thing is they're not really bringing much to the table really. We work and provide and do everything for them only to have them turn around and ask for more more more and it's never enough because they don't know what the hell they want.
They ask everything of us and give us nothing in return except sex and then complain about us I think it's time women pulled their head out of there ass and realized that maby if they want us to like them for more than sex they need to do more than just give us sex and nag.
>>81345423
Not being able to get pussy doesnt make you asexual
>>81339814
Every day the classic traditional life seems more of a mistake and MGTOW seems more of a great deal.
Not that I am not a MGTOW now, not for ideological reasons, but out of being lazy.
>>81347467
>Then buy some sort of sex sleeve, and use that for your dick.
B-but he's already got a dog....
>>81347958
Just internalize the pill, work and succeed in life, if you find a worthwhile woman, great, if not, you have resources to either mold the world around you, or at least, insulate yourself and your kin from suffering.
>>81341668
It doesn't matter if the cucks aren't using it, what matters is if this becomes widely known to women, they will ONLY use it.
Imagine if women were constantly hitting on you, telling you how good looking you are, buying you drinks, listening intently to everything you say. You then get to cherry pick the best ones and actually make them work for your attention.
You then hear that there's an app where guys will PAY YOU for the attention that you get anyway. Why not? You're God's gift to society anyway!
Thank fuck I have a down to Earth girlfriend but this is literally the endgame if this catches on.
>>81347881
I meant all women as all groups of women, in this case the group of whores and all the groups who previously weren't whores. Now they are all potential whores, so no distinct groups between them. Sorry if this wasn't clear enough, I didn't think anyone would be retarded enough to think anyone else would be retarded enough to think every single last woman on the planet would do this.
>>81335623
nothing new.
its just formalizing what we already do.
>>81347881
>falling for the social meme
enjoy watching your friends get old and die
>>81346077
That'll be $599.99 plus tip.
>>81347467
Or if you move to Canada, you can use the dog as a sex sleeve.
Remember, as JT says, "If you fuck your pets, they win."
>>81348185
For the moment I plan to stay away from women they cause nothing but trouble. The pussy ain't worth it. I'm sure there has to some out there that aren't crazy but until then there's more to life than sex.
>>81335623
This is literally LITERALLY a whoring app.
>>81342337
Have you ever actually had anal? The hole is tight, yes but there's plenty of room for your cock to maneuver once it's in.
A bit of a let down to be honest.
>>81348637
No, because a whore will fuck you for far less than these girls are charging.
I want to download this app, offer a 1 or 2 hour date for an above average price, and then:
>payment requires date happens
Catfish them bitches
>payment happens first
Turn down all takers and post them bitches faces to tindr or some shit
>>81336041
>That's just an 'escort service' innit?
Don't you normally get to fuck escorts?
>>81348653
I think the real appeal of anal is the increased temperature and the slightly gritty texture.
>>81346846
>I am so thirsty for goddamn female company that I will be a fucking loser and hand over money AND pay for dinner for a shitty date
You can be sure there will be a shitton of those. They will probably make up the vast majority of "customers", as any self-respecting man will not use such services unless they undercut professional prostitution and he's in a situation where this is his goal. Everyone else who pays for the privilege of talking to a woman cannot have even a minimum of self-esteem.
>>81335623
>Sucks to be a heterosexual male in the 21st c.
seriously I don't get why you guys just don't make the switch already
>>81348530
This is not new, that's why priesthood both east and west often were isolated.
Just remember; they were still amongst other bros. Isolation leads to mental illness, be aware of yourself and don't let it get like that, dont burn bridges.
>>81346535
I'm not gay. Gays have it easy,they fuck all the time. I hate swimming.
>>81348746
So leave her a shitty yelp review.
>>81348742
Seems to be a great slut shaming opportunity.
Offer a 1000$ date or something. Then when you talk to them make the condition be they need to wear diapers under their dress or a short skirt or something.
Watch them all agree then post the screenshots to a blog
>>81345306
Man, I read PnP as party and play but then realized you meant pen and paper. Haha go kys dungeon master.
>>81335623
Guys the t-t-talent show t-t-t-t, t-tomorrow.
>>81345226
>Some of us like to get fucked by women.
FTFY
>>81349182
This, like bad manners, bad clothing choice drag that bitch down, charging for dates, I already pay for it you snake.
>>81349738
"3/10 gave shit head but ponytail made for easy maneuvering."
>>81335623
gee, following offer/demand, ill offer a sandwhich
>>81349738
This is why when we go to the cinema she's getting a Mars bar fun size if she's not putting out, I could get a hooker for cheaper.
>>81346290
Antidepressants are no better than a placebo.
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2010/03/09/antidepressants-are-no-better-than-placebo.aspx
>>81339212
As a man who is already in the business of fixing shit for others, this is a terrible idea. The last thing we need is more fucking unskilled idiots taking jobs from us real handymen. It's bad enough the illegals do our jobs for half the price. Imagine an app like that?
>>81339700
Something about sandwich and tea included really makes that deal enticing
>>81350052
Nice source faggot
>>81335623
B-but... Male privileges! Prostitution is still an issue!
Feminism is worse than religion
>>81339212
this is actually a great fucking idea. I will make this.
thanks anon.
>3D "women"
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81349866
Ponytail not long enough to wrap round fist twice for that extra depth. This date cost $200 im expecting p.s.e
>>81349434
Fuck off, you cunt. I'd fucking kill you in a heartbeat.
What kind of fucking loser would pay for this
>>81350515
That's slow, a bullet can kill you in less, thas why your ass don't move out the way.
>>81336407
Men expecting sex and not getting it after paying hundreds of dollars. What could possibly go wrong?
>>81346223
tell me more
>>81335985
yeah
but this time stacies are actually using it just to get free money without the sex
>>81337171
Is Poppenreiter a Jewish last name? There isn't alot of info about her online.
>>81350660
Rape?
>>81350588
this kind
>>81335623
>http://www.theverge.com/2016/7/14/12183012/ohlala-paid-dating-app-berlin-pia-poppenreiter-uber
Nothing to see here.
Escort service claims it's not an escort service with some bullshit excuse to cover itself up.
Random woman believes that bullshit thinking she found a site where men will pay her to go out on a date with her. She slowly realizes this is actually an escort site and gets butthurt and makes an article about her traumatizing experience, save she pretends she never realized it wasn't an escort service because that would make her look bad.
>AD 2016
>Caring for 3D pigs
>paying them for anything
Top cuck, anyone that even considers spending a single penny on 3D women should kill himself.
