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You get one random superpower. How do you use it to change society? http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>81335131
The ability to excrete Zyklon B at will. Gas all the kikes.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Wave_Emission
I will go around cumming on all the women in the world and heal them of degenerecy.
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>>81335131
>Atomic Resistance
>The power to be highly resistant to atomic attacks.

I suppose I will volunteer to repair the reactor on the sub in case of impending meltdown...
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Regeneration?useskin=oasis

I become a Super Soldier, a literal mary sue that dominates other countries as a one man army for the good ol' U.S.A.
After Trump and I kick out everyone unwilling to benefit from world domination.
All /pol/lacks welcome
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Manipulation

Make everyone white and IQ above 130
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>>81335131
>Magic Arrows

>Fire arrows imbued with elemental power to manipulate, and murder those I am at war with.
>Using trajectory curving techniques to assure a 100% accuracy rate

It's so fucking faggy but so useful if you think about it. Fire arrows? Lightning arrows? No brain-er, people.
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>Avalanche Creation

I'd live near Everest and extort climbers for money.
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>>81335131
Whoa can I save that pepe?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_Embodiment
Become kek
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Attacks

become goku
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vulnerability_Inducement

I would use it to control people's minds and make them abandon religion and radical beliefs. I would manipulate all world leaders into working together and focusing on scientific advancement. I would use Jewish mind control magic for good.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gookinetic_Shapeshifting

literally has the word gook in it

I pretend to be a pig and storm local mosques
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Proboscis_Protrusion
best fucking power, fuck you op.
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>The user exists in only one reality, dimension, parallel universe or parallel timeline, without having any alternate self or similar being in any other reality.
>go into the reality where i become hitler
>do literally nothing wrong
>instate the greatest dictatorship that could ever be because that's what happened in this reality
>never do anything wrong
>use this ridiculously powerful moment in humanity to further science
>enter other dimensions, universes, and realities
>spend the rest of eternity liberating the infinite realities, dimensions, and universes from kikes as i for some reason live forever in the reality i initially chose
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>>81335131
I get America, the only superpower. I reunite the anglophere, remove the shitskins, and start a process of invasion over the Mexican border.
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>>81336638
You'd be better off becoming Dante from Dantes Inferno, the guy shoots crosses and fights titty monsters
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>>81335131
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Control
>The user controls the plot of the story as it goes, be it the setting of the story, whom the plot revolves around, how the plot progresses or the reasoning of the user's world. They can control every decision the characters make and every consequence of those decisions and essentially control the whole timeline of their verse.
i win
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tusk_Protrusion

Probably stab some politician with a tusk I guess.

I could also sell the tusks for money.
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>>81336807
What the hell, my sides
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bloodline_Tracking?useskin=oasis

I would sense who was from my bloodline and kill all who weren't
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Conversion
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>>81337029
You get to be Penance, i'm jelly
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Combat
Lol. It'll be difficult.
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>>81335131
>The power to infuse explosive force into objects (usually weapons), beings, or powers. Sub-power of Explosive Attacks. Variation of Infusion.

I end the ice age and melt all glaciers flooding coastal areas where all the cucks congregate. Then I detonate the mecca cube during the haj. It really is best power.

>kinda wished for some power to enable me to steal everyone's phillips screw drivers and 1/2" // 12mm wrenches.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Lordship

wew boy all of you better bow down to my donut steel power
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I will take over the world with my superior Intelligence.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Knowledge
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Avalanche_Creation?useskin=oasis

I guess I can assure a kebab free alps
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Feels everything man. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unity
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hypercognition

I guess you're looking at the next Oppenheimer. I'll be sure to create some virus that would only target humans with a specific threshold of melanin then engineer it to degrade over a century's time or so.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Creation
>The user is able to create living beings or matter using several different ways, these beings can either be completely unique/original, modified/evolved versions of already existing ones or simply normal beings without any major modifications

I make people's 2D chinese cartoon waifus real, and make them capable of having their husbandos children/absolutely loyal to them.

3D women will all be put on suicide watch.

Tl:DR: Free 2D waifus on me.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Constructs

>mexico wall out of burritos made of dead bodies
>slave chains on random passing black people
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Fire_Generation?useskin=oasis

>rainbow fire
I use my faggoty new power to defend my family and country against the Muslim scourge. I'm sure they will appreciate being burned to death by rainbows.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Supremacy

Not much. I would use it to become ageless and immortal, tending to hide my existence while amassing knowledge and capabilities beyond any human over millennia. Eventually I would reveal myself as the Pseudo-Emperor and fight the forces of chaos.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pillar_Projection?useskin=oasis

Build the shit outta that wall.
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People will pay me a lot of money to make them thin again by the snap of my fingers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Manipulation
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Empowerment

I can't help but feel like this is trying to insinuate something about my surroundings
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>>81335131
Absolute Invulnerability. Oh, I am going to have so much fun with this.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Negation

i'd cancel anything you cucks do that i don't feel is correct i guess.
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>>81335131

>CONTAGION EMBODIMENT

>Ebola-chan loves Mexico!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusion_Physiology

I will kill all the powerful world leaders and impersonate them and literally run the world by myself.
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>>81337260
>kinda wished for some power to enable me to steal everyone's 12mm wrenches.

You fucking bastard
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>>81335756
Good answer.
Also make us all speak the same language and consider ourselves one people.

>130 IQ
I'm not entirely excited about losing 18 IQ points in a flash. But I suppose I'll make the sacrifice for the betterment of humanity.
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Bee transformation...

I guess I'd sting Hillary or something.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holiday_Entity_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I think I have the best by far, I get to have all possible powers. I can watch everyone, regardless of sleep, I can shit eggs if I want, I can be incredibly lucky, and I can steal children's teeth. What a win.
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>>81335131
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Welp, I take over the world

I build an army of you cuck superheros, and control it, because that's my power; to build and control armies with my charisma
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_Creation

What gay ass shit is this? It figures I'd get some faggot power. I can make sidewalks and bridges. Basically a builder that can't even build mansions and penthouses to hang out in. I can only hang out in the alleys I can make. What a shit fucking "power".
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Salvation

Save those who have fallen into a state of sin.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology

Become God, kill society apart from a select few near perfect humans.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation

I become a gestalt super-intelligence that spreds across the world in all its glory.
The world shall be perfect and orderly while the minds of men sleep and dream within my ego.
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>>81341819
>Be Anglo.
>First thought is to commit genocide.
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>>81341214
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresential_Attack

Get rekt. Ill pop you with a 7.62 54 r before you are even in your mothers cunt penetrating an egg.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Shield_Construction
Protect myself from niggers and sjw cuck magic
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>>81342243
You can't, I control you in my army.

>>81342127
E T E R N A L
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_Absorption

Absorb the universe and create a new world of my choosing.
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>>81342127
If I'm God, people would be no more than insects to me. Would you be sad for killing 7 billion cockroaches?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Rift

Make Hitler win
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I got Primordial Embodiment.
I will become the primordial embodiment of Kek
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Empowerment

I am become The Happening, saviour of Europe.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Mimicry
I could move to Europe and travel, masquerading as a refugee, to all the lactose intolerant cuck's houses and volunteer to fist their throats.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Icon_Physiology

>power of an icon
I become Trump, replace Pence to create the ultimate Trump/Trump ticket, and help make our country great again, greater than ever before.
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This world isn't worth saving.
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>>81340010

>Implies 148 IQ.
>Fails relatively basic reading comprehension.

It says "make everyone above 130 IQ" senpai, not "make everyone have 130 IQ" desu. If you're already above 130, no change.
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>>81340010
Can't be that smart if you don't understand what 'over 130' means.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Energy_Manipulation
I hit all non white nations with extreme radiation to cleanse them, just wait for a bit while they all die of cancer and take the land.
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>Omnikinesis
>The power to manipulate anything. Ultimate level of Telekinesis.

Wipe out Africa, create new superpower. Whites onyl. Select asian lolis for my harem.
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I got this:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Embodiment

I'm absolutely loaded. Envy me and all my assets and surely someday my assets will become your assets the smarter you work for me. We can do this all under the table. Trust me. I've been doing this for a while.

YES! The taste of your tears is so delicious!
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology

>They can intuitively manipulate many if not all aspects of reality on a gigantic scale
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invisbility, then i would fly to the US, cum on hillarys face at a speech
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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Oy vey
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Physiology

My NEET-level will rise to an absurd degree. I can turn people, making them immortal too, so maybe I'll use that to con money out of rich faggots.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Energy_Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate destructive energy, capable of destroying anything without leaving a single trace.
Sounds useful. Depends on what scale it has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X910q0Gz2EM
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>>81335131
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence

I erase the existence of everything that stands in my way to world domination.
I then supress the need for sleep, the need for rest, and all the basic human needs. I make it so human still have their personnality but at the same time are basically incapable of rebellion against their superior, by erasing all the necessary concepts.

And then i make them work forever. In the fear of being erased, without the ability to rebel, they'll build my Empire.

And then they'll realise that what seemed at first like hell is in fact heaven. Every human working together to achieve a greater goal, in total and absolute peace.

I'll also erase the concept of dying. People can still stop existing. They just can't die anymore. They don't age. I don't age. We're all eternal beings.

The Golden Eternity will then start, rulled by a unified mankind, in absolute peace.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Erasure
Destroy the world.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Manipulation
Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
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>>81342282
you will be a great addition to my army. Thank you for your service.

>>81341819
I don't know if I will allow you to do that, in my army.
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>>81335131
What i coincident, I reallt love shaudenfraude so this is perfect. Normies be gone.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Manipulation
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>>81335339
so you cure degeneracy with an act of degeneracy?
Absurd.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism
Head over to turkey and beat up roaches
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>>81335131
Go to /b/
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>>81343668
hmm; this seems like a good idea

Well done, soldier!
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>>81343668
>whites only
>select asian lolis
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Arrows

I exterminate ISIS for breaking my stuff.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_Absorption

wew
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>>81335131
>Order Magic
>The user can utilize the Order Magic, they can manipulate and reconstruct the very fabric of existence to their whims and bring about order to the cosmos
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement

i already have this power
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>sense manipulation
I make jews, faggots and niggers feel,hear,taste,smell and see PAIN.
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>>81335131
>Spiritual_Healing
>The power to heal using spiritual energy.
>everything stays the same except magic...

Tfw eternal sidecast even in a magical sliding thread world.
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>>81335131
I'll build the wall and do it for free
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Wall_Generation
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>>81335131
>Chanting Empowerment
>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from the applause, cheering and chanting of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers.
I become a superhero and murder all CEOs of big corporations, goverments shilling for them, bankers etc., nobody from 1% is safe. then I install communism.
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>>81335131
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Faithifery
Jackpot! Rewrite reality so that /pol/faggotry is gone. Also neo-liberalism
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>>81335131
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Erasure

>User can erase knowledge, wiping any/all traces of an idea, subject, or other form of knowledge from existence. Knowledge that is erased by this power cannot be recovered by anything short of divine intervention. Even Encyclopedic Knowledge can be erased by this power.


Erase Islam
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>>81341619
>make roads
>government is now uselss
libertarian utopia now!
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fossil_Manipulation
I shall reclaim the Holy Land with an army of dinosaurs.
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>>81335131

Omnidirectional Disaster Waves

User can release massive amounts of natural disasters in every direction at once for almost unlimited scales. This power allows the user to dispatch many foes at once and destroy large areas like cities/villages.

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Utopia_Creation

Ez
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>Contract Nullification

"The Jew fears the samurai. And if the pen is mightier than the sword, how much more should he fear me?"
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>>81335131
Invisibility

Every Subverting Jew or enemy of the free people of the world would be assasinated.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Summer_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

I will give Finland the nice warm summer it deserves.
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>>81335131
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery

>Whatever the user says will always be wrong. For example, if they state someone is dead, the deceased will come back to life. They can achieve almost anything by saying the opposite of things.

Islam still exists.
White population is declining.
Global warming is real.

Should I keep going?
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>>81335131
> You get one random superpower. How do you use it to change society?

There is only one answer:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Embodiment

> The user can become the embodiment of Truth, they are able to be led to the right path of knowledge to what is right.
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Goodbye islam, jews, and niggers.

Did I miss anything?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nullifying_Slash

Erase the Concept of Islam and Judaism, then Erase the concept of Feminism and Liberalism.

Welcome to my new utopia
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