ITT We summon Kek to make Turks attack US troops and start WWIII
>>81328286
Please, I want to see shit happen.
>>81328286
Praise Kek.
>>81328286
Nuclear war if singles.
Rolling for double u double u ay ay ay
>>81328286
I don't want our boys to die, but I want them to kill some roaches.
>>81328286
Personal aid anon was saying U.S. troops at the base are being held hostage and that we are at war
hitler is rising again and turkey will nuke itself.
Spells already casted
>>81329045
Also dubs if this summer will be the summer of summers
>>81328286
what if i said that this post was the ultimate catalyst?.
Please kek, let the refugees all die
>>81329760
Fuck off Judyfag
>>81328286
KEK WILLS IT
REMINDER: MEME MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST
A BUNCH OF FUCKING AUTISTS POSTING FROGS AND SPAMMING FOR """"GETS""""
MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME, YOU FAT FUCKS
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO GO BACK TO PLEBBIT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT """MEME MAGIC""" EXCEPT FAT GREASY VIRGINS LIVING IN FANTASY LAND
THIS BOARD WOULD BE A MILLION TIMES BETTER WITHOUT CUNTS POSTING THE SAME OLD BORING """GET""" SHIT DAY IN DAY OUT.
A FUCKING NUMBER ON THE END OF YOUR POST DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
IT SHITS UP THE BOARD. IT DESTROYS ACTUAL DISCUSSION.
YOU'RE LITERALLY SHILLING FOR FREE.
YOU'RE LITERALLY DOING COINTELPROS JOB FOR THEM.
ALSO:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
IT'S FUCKING TRAGIC.
GROWN MEN POSTING CARTOON PICTURES THAT THEY MASTURBATE TO.
I COME HERE FOR THE NEWS AND HAVE DONE FOR SOME TIME.
I DON'T COME HERE TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR FUCKING AUSTISTIC NUMBER CLUB.
GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES, FFS.
>>81328286
Kek shall bring the light, praise be upon him.
>>81328286
PRAISE KEK
>>81329884
you seems upset
>>81330002
FUUUCK SO CLOSE
>>81330033
Nice
>>81328286
Time to get cozy
>>81330100
nice
>>81330100
NICE
KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN
BURN THE HERETIC, KILL THE AMERICAN, PURGE THE TRAITOR
KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN
world war III is imminent
>>81329884
t. CIA shill
>>81329884
You almost had trips lad what a loss
War pls!!!!
>>81328286
>
CLEANSE THE WORLD WITH FLAMES
LET BURN THE SACRIFICIAL LAMBS
MAY WE ALL WREATHE IN NUCLEAR FLAMES
BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM
No war inside Turkey, but this will move us closer to a final battle at Tabiq. Give ISIS what they want... give then far more than expected. It is willed.
>>81330033
>>81330100
weak dubs
check these out
KEK, your humble servants request your mighty meme magic!
Take this high energy moonman meme as an offering
meme magic is weak in this thread
>>81330359
Wil this be it?
>>81328286
kek confirm the digimon are real and greymon will attack ISIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2myLCpNnY
>>81330105
>>81330268
You ARE the shills, you dumb fucking autists.
How retarded are you?
KEK REVEAL YOURSELF I PRAY TO THEE BRING US FORTH FROM THE DARKNESS A ND INTO THE LIGHT
>>81330557
Who is paying you?
FROG GOD KEK TAKE ALL MY POWER MY LORD ! BURN BURN KILL KILL
ITS TIME FOR WW3
LINE UP THE CANNON FODDER
LET THE BANNERS FLY IN WIND
ARM THE NUCLEAR MISSILES
LIGHT THE BEACONS OF EXTINCTION
LET THE PLANET BURN
>>81328286
WAKE UP WAKE UP
RED SKIES TONIGHT
>>81330504
ur mum's weak you bitch
>>81330667
t. Shill
You ARE the shill, as I said.
Please refer to my original post, mate.
>>81330557
nice try rabbi
If there is a God, and if there ever was a Kek, please let this be the time. We are ready for the world to change.
GLORY TO KEK
PRAISE KEK
KEK, take my posting energy for this moment - KEK wills an US attack on Turkey! KEK will see it all brought down!
>KEK hasn't graced us with his blessing
I don't know what we have done to lose his favor but something must be done immediately to appease his wrath.
if gets Belgium is a country
>>81329884
Calm down Nancy.
You don't need to yell.
If you don't like these
threads, don't read em.
You're gonna give yourself
an aneurysm.
>>81330944
HE IS RISEN
>>81330826
>2p in your account.
>>81330944
33 and 44
It's over lads
WW3 today
>>81331081
Praise KEK
>>81331081
PRAISE KEK
>>81331081
Praise Kek.
KEKISM IS THE MAIN RELIGION ON POL
Only quads can summon KeK
Stand back.
>>81331081
Praise KEK
>>81331081
PRAISETH UNTO KEK
>>81331081
Praise KEK
War cancelled. Party at OP Mom's (((house))
>>81328286
>imploring Kek to bring harm to your own countrymen to fulfill your sadistic desire
Unpatriotic desu, it would be better if the Turks accidentally shot some more missiles at Russia and Russia responded by vaporizing the entire nation.
Kek would surely agree, insha'kek
>>81328286
>>81331081
PRAISE KEK
>>81330682
>tfw a Turk and I follow the same artist on pixiv
feels kind of dirty
>>81331081
Praise m'lord kek
>>81329884
dang so close to 8 get.
>>81331081
WW3 is going to take a lot more MEME MAGIC than two pairs of doubles. We are going to need a high quantity of EBIN DIGITS, numbnuts.
We should sacrifice the newfags to KEK maybe then he will be pleased
>>81328286
Here's an Idea. Why don't you grow a pair like our Islamic friends and spark the flame yourself. You are here to serve your God not he serve you. This is why ISIS is winning
KEK WILLS IT AND SO IT SHALL BE
>>81331701
kekists intervene by conjuring repeating integers not beheading, kidnapping and goatfucking. You take us as savages?
Everything will burn, from fire to cinders, from coal to dust.
But I will be left.
Watching the flames as they slowly die.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing at what I have wrought.
>>81330557
Kek will have no mercy for deniers like yourself.
praise dat boi
GLORY TO KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>81331701
but Kekism is the religion of peace
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INFIDELS, UNBELEIVERS, HERETICS OUT
Normally I would indulge in meme magic, but since Anzu lives there and I don't want anything to happen to her, I'll counter meme magic you.
>>81328286
THE GREATEST KEK OF THEM ALL WILL COME
>>81331925
W E W L A D
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>81331836
No you just use your words. I'm sure Islam was beaten the last few crusades around with words.
OH SHIT FUCK
WHAT HAVE WE DONE
KEK WILLS WW3
KEK
be praised
You don't ask our lord and saviour Kek. He gives as he pleases. For he is chaos incarnated.
He has already given us the Turkroach happening. He will, at His own leisure give us the war of chaos.
Praise be upon Kek.
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>>81331701
KEKism is a religion of peace !!!!!!!
Cut off his head he blaspemes kek!
>>81328286
Praise KEK!
Oh KEK, use my digits as you please...
>>81332281
33 and 22? WW3 confirmed. KEK starting total nuclear warfare.
>>81332303
If the sum of my digits sum 21 kek is real
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpWmlRNfLck
>>81328286
Today it shall happen, it has been willed and we just await judgement.
>>81328286
PRAISE KEK
>>81332337
THE FUTURE MUST NOT BELONG TO THOSE WHO SLANDER KEK
Flames and snowflakes, nuclear war. Step right up, one and all. Get on the ride, this roller coaster, it never ends.
Never ends.
Never ends.
Mr Bones tips his had and says hello.
It just goes on and on.
I offer 3 years of my life as tribute for 3 recurring digits.
Show yourself, kek.
>>81332477
Nice
Lets get more to feed the happening
>>81332528
WAR!
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
>>81331081
praise kek
>>81332303
Kek is greatest!!!!!
OFFICIAL KEK SUMMONING THREAD
P R A I S E S U C C
VENI VENI VENIAS
OCULORUM FACIES
KEK WILLS
>>81332756
3 years was not enough.. he hungers for more.
I pledge 6 years.
>>81332689
>>81332792
>WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Memes.
>>81332792
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
>>81332885
Almost.
May the world burn.
PRAISE KEK!
We are near from the "3 catastrophe".
Praise him.
>>81328286
Please attack. I want war. I have my advanced degrees in cs, math, and physics, and connections. If drafted would go to officer school and enjoy the show.
>>81332885
TEN YEARS.
>>81328286
>make it happen in 5 hrs from now.
Round and round the merry-go-round, on and on it goes. Where it stops, no one knows, it never falters, never slows.
>>81332765
If the sum of my post number is 36 kek is a real God capable of interfering in our affairs
Digits for trump
>>81333100
Kek confirms.
Shit sucks for me since I only recently entered college.
DAILY REMINDER THAT MEME MAGIC IS REAL AND THE EGYPTIANS FORETOLD EVERYTHING.
Kek wants WW3
Now I leave.
Now I can do nothing but see.
Germany attack.
Race war.
Keks wills WW3 and Ireland to take over the entire universe.
kek wills
poach the roach
kek wills it
ww3 today
>>81331081
Praise KEK
>>81332300
Seen
Praise KEK
WW3 will start today!
>>81333333
checking
>>81328286
Not going to happen. But summoning conflict between Greece and Turkey maybe be possible. If Greece refuses to send those troops back to be shot, Erdogan probably won't be able to stop himself doing something really stupid or awesome depending on your point of view.
Turk destroys Germany
>>81333241
11 77
>>81333449
HERETIC.
>>81328286
pls Kek, do it for the bantz
>>81332948
SAY IT AGAIN Y'ALL
>>81331081
Praise Kek!
>>81328286
if this post ends up having quints WWIII will start tomorrow.
Constantinople will be cristian city once again
>>81331081
Praise KEK
My final offering.
15 years.
Where the fuck are all the gets?
>>81333506
Will Trump win?
>>81333100
I gots 333 in the middle and 00 at the end confirmation of ww3 and a cracking time as an officer fucking cuties. Wee. Gonna be good!
>>81333449
THIS
>infidel you will not survive the great happening
>>81331081
Praise KEK
All the memeing aside, the only war we should be wanting right now is a war against Islamic extremism. Any other war would not be worth the deaths and mayhem. Don't be edgelords... war is the most horrible thing in existence and if you honestly "want" one between the West and a secular nation like Turkey then you are pretty much a thirteen year old. Grow up, goddamn. You'd be the first one to piss your pants when you get drafted to go die ten thousand miles from home and surrounded by dirt and fly shit, not loved ones.
>>81333599
Good get
Praise kek
>>81333506
Is meme magic real?
>>81333254
What field?
if last 4 digits are noteworthy there will be war
else; no war, no happening, no nothing, turkey will become a peaceful dictatorship
Digits for KEK. Bring us world war
777
Germany attacked
>>81333695
KEK vult
>>81333677
Checkec
>>81333615
I fear that we won't be able to summon him.
>>81328286
I dont know guys, is this really what kek wants?
>>81329884
Mememagic used to be real in a way. It stil is but shills are trying to take over.
Their dark magic will die out one day.
>>81333788
88 Hitler back?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
kek happens
>>81333789
BLASPHEMY.
HOW DARE YOU ADD CHRISTIAN SYMBOLISM TO OUR GREAT GOD.
Something will happen to Le Pen.
>>81328286
R O L L
>>81333746
>1.) N
>2.) X
>3.)N+1
>4.)X+1
Confirmed WW3
Just blow another of your towers murica, you know it always work
>>81328286
PRAISE HIM
>>81333695
Kek is lord of chaos. Praise Kek, let there be war and death in all nations.
I summon doubles for our deity.
KEKUS VULT, ONWARDS TO VICTORY IN THE NAME OF KEK AND LETS BURN ALL THESE HEATHENS!
>>81334044
OH FUCK
>>81329884
If that's true, how do you explain my digits?
>>81334044
Be thou praised monkek
>>81333506
will i have gf?
Praise kek, but don't force him to give you doubles
>>81329884
This is an OPENSOURCE intelligence program. Its been running for a number of years.
They are harnessing the ability of the individual would be sec analyst - then crowd sourcing it - then generating assumptions and reports of probability from it.
Yes it is tragic
Yes it is helpful to the nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvq1AdY29Hg
LETS START THIS SHIT!
KEK I SUMMON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGHSDFOUIGFJVREFGERFIGOHOGHNOGDGG I FEEL IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mighty KeK yours is the laughter and chaos! Happenings all around the world, SJW's, kikes, spics, muricans, brits, aussie, chinks, everyone will bow down to your smugness oh great green angel!!!
Terrorist attacks, Trump, trucks, bataclan, the illuminatti it is all coming together!!!!
praise him brothers and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to glory!
>>81333720
77
What are you a heretic?
>>81334033
>>81334044
>>81334099
Three dubs in a row that means something right ?
>>81328286
The /k/ube commands it.
Now we are getting them.
>>81334044
>>81334099
>>81329884
>being this desperate
KEK WE LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF OUR HEARTS!
GIVE US THE POWER OF THE GREATEST CIVILISATION, AND WE SHALL USE IT TO SPREAD YOUR WORD!
>>81334233
>>81334344
>>81334217
>Bosnia and Herzegovina
How do you have internet
>>81329884
praise kek, smite the infidels.
ETERNAL NUMBERS.
MAKE A HAPPENING TOMORROW.
Soon...
>>81334213
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>reeeeee intensifies*
>blood runs from heretics ears
>RNC not shut down
>no martial law
KEK ANSWERED US
WAR IS COMING
KEK ANSWERED US
WAR IS COMING
KEK ANSWERED US
WAR IS COMING
>>81333533
WW3 will begin in a couple of days check em
is this the physical manifestation?
>>81334033
>>81334044
>>81334099
I will remember this moment forever. Praise Kek!
Kek, our gorious lord of chaos, has been thirsting for blood. wars must be fought to conquer his thirst for blood. Chaos consume us all, praise to Kek
>>81334643
SHIEEEEEEETTTTT
make it happen
>>81329884
Pasta material
kek i need revolutin with massacre of all occupation dog's bloodbath
>>81334790
kek pls
LORD KEK I NEED YOU
BATH THEM IN THEIR BLOOD
CHAOS CONSUME US
Kek.
>>81328286
>Wanting WWIII while Obama is still in office
Obama will declare martial law and we will never have another President again.
Kek I call upon you to bring death and destruction to the caliphate and to all the (((enemies))) of the noble Aryan. There is no god but Kek and Trump is his prophet.
>>81334976
pls
>>81334790
>>81334825
>>81334976
Your faith is weak, I will show you faith to our lord, Kek.
>>81333506
Will trump lead us to victory in WW3?
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>81332792
Guns and Money Amen
>>81334790
>>81334825
>>81334976
>>81335068
>>81335109
retards
you do not will kek, kek wills you
do not attempt to summon kek, he will not listen to your calls, you are insulting kek's legacy
>>81334189
That's what cracks me up. These philistines think they can just say "kek give me doubles" and he will abide them just because.
Gets are a sign, they're not on the menu.
Kek kekko
>>81334976
ok have this nice video as a gift, help us kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkIM4ShGBVc
>>81329884
Kill yourself, heathen.
Even if it's not real it's all in good fun and it acts as a unifying signal for /pol/acks. If not kek, we'd be known for fucking Anime. And anime is degenerate.
>>81335068
I got this for you
>>81335222
Glorious Varg Vikeknes...
>>81335222
He has spoken praises be to the kek.
>>81335218
SHIT IN THE STREET
P
A
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E
E
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Die of dysentery vermin
#BREAKING Turkish President Erdoğan speaks live, calls U.S to hand over Fethullah Gulen to if U.S is strategic ally
https://twitter.com/CNNTURK_ENG/status/754368113890693120
> IT IS HAPPENING!
To oblivion with them! PRAISE KEK!
THESE DIGITS ARE PLEASING KEK
>mfw /pol/ is now a death cult
>>81328286
\o/ \o/ \o/ let the roaches burn alive
>>81335045
>never have another President again.
I don't believe in these sorta things really but have a look at what Nostradamus said about the last president.
>>81335595
Submit to KEK!
>>81335222
Glory to Kek.
>>81329884
I dunno man i was praying for him to harm the french, though coincidences happen i'm partially convinced
>>81335595
We always wore kek is with us from the begining praise him.
>>81333724
Studying, Criminal Justice trying to get a Ph.D in law.
>>81335595
Have no fear brethren
>WE SHALL BE GREATLY REWARDED BY KEK IN THE NEXT LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeczQNqSkUQ
Get comfy lads. War is coming
Trump will name himself God Emperor of the Holy American Empire and will lead a Crusade with the new far right Pope, the Golden Dawn Party in Greece, and Putin to take back Constantinople and Israel for Christendom.
>>81336244
glory to kek
>>81328286
If tripletots then WWIII is cancelled
>>81335595
right wing death squads soon
what's kek...
>>81328286
So be it. Go on twitter and start #turksattacking or something.
>>81336471
Hootie hoo
Hoody who
Hooty hoo
All American-Finns #RefugeesWelcome
>>81336471
Roll for ethnic cleansings.
>>81336769
69 is also good.
(I guess it's gonna be mutual, like always)
>>81336546
Praise KEK and ye shall be greatly rewarded
But lo praiseth KEK nye and Ye shall be smote furiously
PRAISE KEK
KEK IS GREATEST
if kek responds obama gets assassinated, causing the states to become unstable
no no no
>>81330268
You're fucking autistic man
RISE THE FIRE
LEVANTA SE FUEGO
>>81337203
obama will never be assassinated
trump however, will be
KEK DID NOT COME TO BREING PEACE, BUT A SWORD. I ACCEPT KEK AS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. THERE NO GOD BUT KEK. PRAISE KEK.
>>81328286
Please bless us, O Kek.
>>81337305
I guess the power force of the sjw protecting obama and clinton is stronger than the force of lord kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixltimlD9UM
kek give me the sign, do we need to make kek state of minor asia?
>>81337351
Kek is greatest
Hootie hoo!
Hootie hoo!
Hootie hoo!
Hoody who
HoOtie hoo!
>>81329884
Dubs to prove this guy is a stupid faggot
>>81337469
nothing is stronger than kek
however, he does as he wishes, for keks
