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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, July 16th:
622 – The beginning of the Islamic calendar.
1054 – Three Roman legates break relations between Western and Eastern Christian Churches through the act of placing an invalidly-issued Papal bull of Excommunication on the altar of Hagia Sophia during Saturday afternoon divine liturgy. Historians frequently describe the event as the start of the East–West Schism.
1945 – Manhattan Project: The Atomic Age begins when the United States successfully detonates a plutonium-based test nuclear weapon near Alamogordo, New Mexico.
>News
HOI4 DD17/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hoi4-dev-diary-june-17th-patch-1-1-red-ball-express.949237/
CK2 DD 13 - Warrior Women
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/crusader-kings-2-dd-13-pagans-advisors-and-warrior-women.955632/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA
>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
http://pastebin.com/gThqFi54
>>[CK2 - 2.5.2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.5.2 - 09/07/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA
Old Thread >>>/mlp/27908249
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
trucks are subhuman
>>81314192
>>81314218
holy shit, finally we have a good and serious thread, steamgruppe absolutely BTFO
im gay
>>81314220
BAN ASSULT TRUCKS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss
>>81314368
t. Alex
>>81314368
>>81314368
>>81314368
i love you anon please fuck my boipucci
>>81314444
good quads
>>81314479
sorry im a bottom babe
This thread is Codreanu and Codreanu is this thread.
>>81314444
PRAISE KEK! HE BLESSES THIS THREAD LOL!!!XDD
>>81314444
Johan absolutely based!
gsg is very multicultural
this is now dubs thread check deez
>>81314599
fuck of stan
gsg confirmed for closet nazis
oh wait we knew that anyway
>>81314766
holy shit kek is actually real and he likes /gsg/
>>81314192
fuck off victor.
>>81314766
checked
We should settle here for good tbqh
>>81314599
I think you mean Corneliu Zieliński.
t*rks are subhumans
Erdogan is a dirty roach
turks are based
>>81314944
subhuman
Who /nationalbolshevik/ here?
If you fuckers hate Sweden so much then why do you all play paradox games
>>81314030
back to /gsg/ cunt
>>81315071
t. Johan
>>81315031
fuck off anon.
>>81315039
t. /leftypol/ scum
>>81315039
only a select few. thankfully the rest stopped listening to martial industrial and quit being faggots
>>81315148
i am based
>>81315148
t. unhpm
>>81315207
fuck off accountant
>>81315224
t. Grandi
Why is Hearts Of Iron so easy?
How can it be fixed?
I won as germany, japan, italy and britain. And now there is literally nothing else to do.
>>81315207
>provid
>>81315210
You certainly are not kind.
>>81315207
oy vey
>>81315286
>How can it be fixed?
With DLC, goyboi.
>>81315207
Someone sneezed. Close your seaports before its too late.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10481738
>>81315286
wait for the DLC, you can buy the season pass in the meantime goy
>>81315415
fascism when?
Wrong board retard
>>81315491
never
>>81315428
>>81315389
Can't wait for the DLCs.
Just looking at Stellaris, how the failed to have any gameplay and now release a plant-race DLC.
Its gonna be great.
>>81315415
>no ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
>>81315528
t. R&I autist
>>81315286
Win as the rest of the axis and allies: USSR, USA, France, Nationalist China, and Romania.
>>81315367
A FUCKING LEAF
STOP POSTING YOU MAPLE POSTER.
>>81314599
>A country has the Jews it deserves. Just as mosquitoes can thrive and settle only in swamps, likewise the former can only thrive in the swamps of our sins.
>The Jews are our enemies and as such they hate, poison, and exterminate us. Romanians who cross into their camp are worse than enemies: they are traitors. If I had but one bullet and were faced by both an enemy and a traitor, I would let the traitor have it.
>Mussolini has destroyed communism and Freemasonry; he implicitly declared war upon Judaism too.
>We have studied the Jewish problem scientifically. Essentially it is an abnormal situation that the Jews should live among other races, whereby they violate the great natural law that every race shall live in its own country.
>If Christian mysticism and its goal, ecstasy, is the contact of man with God through a leap from human nature to divine nature, national mysticism is nothing other than the contact of man and crowds with the soul of their race through the leap which these forces make from the world of personal and material interests into the outer world of race. Not through the mind, since this anyone can do, but by living with their soul.
I love Codeanu so much. The Legion is my LARP model.
What's with all the autistic memes in this place? I posted a game with Germany yesterday and I got swarmed by "HAHAHA GROßGERMANIUM XDDD" posts. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT A NEW PLAYER TO POST YOU FUCKING AUTISTS??
>>81315645
>>81315720
t. Cobra
>>81315699
maybe ahistoric China faction.
Or as south america?
T.Rob
>>81315367
Daily reminder that Canada has the worst flag.
Alright, can we put the memes aside for a moment and all agree that, for what it set out to do, HoI4 is a success? It gave us a WWII grandstrat free from all the archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour, and also much easier to get into than HoI3. Can anyone here honestly say they enjoy wasting an hour to fix their OoB every time they start a game of HoI3? Not to mention that, rather than needing to tediously micromanage industry like in other HoI games, HoI4's industry is both streamlined as well as more intuitive than the previous games. Yeah, it's true that HoI4 leads to more "ahistorical" scenarios, but isn't that the point? Why even bother playing the game if the outcome is predetermined form the start? Moreover, from a pure gameplay perspective, giving the player more options, whether they be historical or ahistorical, is a total success. Sure, Mosley ruling Britain never could have happened in reality, but it's fun to have the ability to easily do so in video game form.
Overall, I feel that HoI4 is getting a lot of undeserved hate simply because it isn't a total copy of HoI3 with slightly better graphics. Of COURSE the game is different - HoI3 already exists, there would be no point to making the same game again! HoI4 may be different, but that's by design, not by some unforeseen flaw, and it should be celebrated for the changes it made, not hated on.
most important poll in the history of /gsg/
http://poal.me/dvcxj
http://poal.me/dvcxj
http://poal.me/dvcxj
http://poal.me/dvcxj
>>81315773
depends what game, Germany is ezmode and no one gives a shit because they've watched people post their ebin GroBGermaniums for 5 years now
>>81315286
Make The Holy Roman Empire great again.
>>81315972
>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE
Don't forget to join the official /gsg/ steamgroup.
>>81315286
World conquest as luxembourg
>>81315933
>not knowing thats a shitty pasta
>B
>>81315972
>H
>R
>E
fuck off voltare
Guys, forgive me for the intrusion but I'd like to ask a question.
Although I am somewhat familiar with these games, as a child I began playing Age of Empires and then moved on to Total War (Rome, Medieval), and frankly what interests me most about about this type of games is the tactical exercise made during real-time battles.
Do you think these games miss that, or are they fine as they are? Would a cross-over game with EU's nation building and complex economic system but real-time, "real" battles with fancy unit models and movement be worth it in your eyes?
>>81316058
>t. yohan
>>81314030
>>81314192
>Grandi making threads
>report and ignore autist is a polak.
It's all making sense now :^)
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>>81316104
this
>>81316106
baited for this exact response
>>81316058
what is it called?
>>81316104
no meme countries. Im not DDRJake.
>>81316359
It's in the picture me mate
>>81316355
>>81316444
checked
>>81314030
ill set up stream later after work.
>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01*°
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i
>>[V2] - unHPM v1.5*°
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5*
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t
>>[V2] Liquor and Bureaucrats Mod 1.2*°
http://www.mediafire.com/download/ r1s3v3z0d17ctya/liquornbureaucrats.rar
>> Updated Waggle Pastebin*
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB
* The R&I will sperg out if you download this
° Talex and his Grandi Youth will harass you if you download this
Reminder to report and ignore 'report and ignore shitposting'.
>>81316557
fuck off rob
>>81316557
Cobra is based
>>81316583
don't mind me
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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,
>>81316728
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>>81316147
T. Liquor 2 Pro
>>81316728
good job lad
>>81316583
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>>81316833
too soon
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>>81316833
>>81316893
these are literally all me with 5156123 proxies
>>81316893
you are me
>>81317011
and i am you
>>81317011
no u
>ywn have a grand old round of pooposting again :^(
Hold me, me lads ;;((((
>>81317011
you are me
is Robmod allowed in this general?
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi
>>81314030
Daily reminder that the GSG and POL alliance is the greatest the world has ever seen.
>>81317074
>>81317011
>>81317158
Check out my geme as germaniums !
>>81317137
we have to defeat Grandi and take back /gsg/
>tfw just sitting in the corner posting /gsg/ memes.
ahh, ae comfy?
>>81317213
too klein for my taste lad
>>81317207
>>81317213
ebin großlebenraniumßßß
>>81317213
simply absolutely epic my lad
>>81317213
Not GROSS enough desu.
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>>81317475
oh hahahhah! yes good post mein freund!! :upboated: heil hitler my aryan brother! :)))
Kojak baby
>>81317628
i said back the fuck off?!?!
Amazing thread btw, lads.
>this thread could hit bump limit throughout the day and there's nothing Alex the Grandi can do about it
>>81317789
youve all fell right into his plans
the lack of darkest hour in the op pic confirms it
>>81317789
>>81317784
>miado
>rare
t. HPM's family
>>81318013
"NO"
>>81318117
That was back when HPM used that tag
>>81318162
"YES"
>>81318415
Thank you ulm
>>81318415
THANK YOU ULM
Everyone of you should kill himself.
Take a gun, point it at your head, and pull the fucking trigger
NEW THREAD
/gsg/ - Grandi Strategy General
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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, July 16th:
622 – The beginning of the Islamic calendar.
1054 – Three Roman legates break relations between Western and Eastern Christian Churches through the act of placing an invalidly-issued Papal bull of Excommunication on the altar of Hagia Sophia during Saturday afternoon divine liturgy. Historians frequently describe the event as the start of the East–West Schism.
1945 – Manhattan Project: The Atomic Age begins when the United States successfully detonates a plutonium-based test nuclear weapon near Alamogordo, New Mexico.
>News
HOI4 DD17/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hoi4-dev-diary-june-17th-patch-1-1-red-ball-express.949237/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
http://pastebin.com/gThqFi54
>>[CK2 - 2.5.2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.5.2 - 09/07/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA
Old Thread >>81314030
>>81318642
t. butthurt KleinGermaniums
>>81315207
>rexist belgium
my nigger
>>81318415
tulm
>>81318739
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting
>>81318739
>>81318759
Kill yourself
>>81318642
t. subhuman t*rk
>>81318642
rude.
>>81318739
ty for correcting your error my white brother
>>81318868
>>81318903
Put a fucking bullet in your head already
Why didn't I see any Stellaris in this thread? I've been waiting to use my screen cap for ages
>>81318967
t. HPMID
-start game
-merge your fleets and set their mission to convoy escorting in the english channel and eastern north sea (press f2 to see oceanic regions)
-obviously do all the basic stuff like researching industry, training divisions, and setting up your planes to protect your naval bases in the eastern north sea
-when you get 50 political power immediately justify war against the UK
-set up a naval invasion to the naval base in East Anglia (circled in green), which you obviously won't be able to activate until the war starts
-after 125 days declare war on the UK
-your naval invasion should work without a hitch - securing that naval base allows you to send the rest of your divisions to the UK
-the UK is weak and you should be able to run them over
-just before the war is over you can begin to justify claims against the USA
-by early/mid 1937 or even late 1936 you should have won the war and annexed all territory in the peace deal
-immediately following the end of the UK war, send most of your divisions to the bahamas (acquired territory which is obviously directly southeast of florida)
-set up a naval invasion from the bahamas to some spot in the eastern US with a naval base like south carolina
-now just like with the UK earlier, declare war, capture the naval base, and then send most of your divisions
-at this point the US has like 40-60 divisions or some other low count and you'll be able to run them over (march your troops over the eastern coast for all of those victory points)
-france will probably declare war on you, which is why you should have 7 or more divisions on their border, which they won't be able to breach
-just before the US capitulates, justify war against belgium
-after beating the US, send your divisions back to the home land and declare war on belgium and break through their front to get to france
-EZ war
it'll be 1937/1938 at this point and it's GG. have fun making the USSR and the world your bitch.
>>81315972
KEK let's all laugh at this cuckmanian (probably the vg janny who has no power here) being mad as fuck right now
>>81319050
Fucking kill yourself
NEW THREAD
/gsg/ - Grandi Strategy General
We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, July 16th:
622 – The beginning of the Islamic calendar.
1054 – Three Roman legates break relations between Western and Eastern Christian Churches through the act of placing an invalidly-issued Papal bull of Excommunication on the altar of Hagia Sophia during Saturday afternoon divine liturgy. Historians frequently describe the event as the start of the East–West Schism.
1945 – Manhattan Project: The Atomic Age begins when the United States successfully detonates a plutonium-based test nuclear weapon near Alamogordo, New Mexico.
>News
HOI4 DD17/06
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hoi4-dev-diary-june-17th-patch-1-1-red-ball-express.949237/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WZZFXDyT!yyb25ZuLdLs0B8vhoKS3LA
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
http://pastebin.com/gThqFi54
>>[CK2 - 2.5.2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.5.2 - 09/07/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar
>>[V2] - 7 Years v4.1
http://pastebin.com/fMCvXaAA
Old Thread >>81318739
>>81319041
Wrong thread btw lad >>>/vg/148448093
>>81319174
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting
>>81319125
He wee'd himself.
>>81319182
Thank you white friend
>>81319241
t. Grandi Youth
>>81319269
>>81319274
No problem
POST MORE WILLIES
>>81319442
r egypts kangz¿¿
>>81319442
hey thats rood ;;(((((((
>>81319561
they wuz kangs
>>81315910
Yeah i Agree with ya
>>81319442
>>81319446
>>81319529
>>81319561
>>81319614
I hope you die by a fucking fungus
>>81315910
>Overall, I feel that HoI4 is getting a lot of undeserved hate simply because it isn't a total copy of HoI3 with slightly better graphics. Of COURSE the game is different - HoI3 already exists, there would be no point to making the same game again! HoI4 may be different, but that's by design, not by some unforeseen flaw, and it should be celebrated for the changes it made, not hated on.
The problem isn't that hoi4 is "different" from hoi3. The problem is that they went backward with their design by making the game less realistic ON PURPOSE to make it simpler for people like you to get into and play. They're sacrificing realism for "gameplay" and they're getting neither. Even most paradrones on the forum admit that the game is shit. Same with Stellaris, EU4, and CK2. Everyone is waking up and realizing that the current game design philosophy of Paradox is shit and ruining Grand Strategy for everyone.
>>81319529
>>81319654
[] Agree [X] Respectfully Disagree
>>81319690
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T81319690hat's rood
>>81319630
>>81319703
>>81319747
>[] Agree [X] Respectfully Disagree
[X] Agree [] Respectfully Disagree
>>81318415
THANK YOU ULM
>>81319690
i hope you get deported
>>81318642
>>81318854
>>81318967
>>81319125
>>81319241
>>81319334
>>81319690
>>81319789
>thinks posting gore on 4chan will make people disappear
If anything the gorefags will just come out of nowhere and start posting even more
I say to you, my loyal Yugoslavians, that we are stronger than ever. Not a thread goes by where our venerable organization is mentioned, and the cries of "t. Cobra" ring out post after post when a zesty meme is made. Perhaps we are not quite the same as when we first began, but that is by design. Indeed, that is what makes us great! Through constant change, we thus ensure that we never grow stale and fade away.
The steemgruppe, gsgmp, and even ancient figures such as the mighty Kojak have begun to dissappear in irrelevancy, forgotten due to their failure to adapt to a changing /gsg/. In contrast, Radical Yugoslavia remains just as prominent a group on the /gsg/ scene as when we first began.
Whether covert or more obvious, our guerilla meme-operations continue unceasing, much to the consternation of our old-time rival, the Janny aka Report and Ignore autist. True, the Discord group has risen to challenge our power on the grand strategy stage, but I have the utmost confidence that they shall soon enough fall, while we progress unscathed.
These are troubled times for /gsg/, and it is essential now that we do not falter. Through our watchful eyes and active hands, we shall forge a bold path for /gsg/ in spite of all foes. Radical then, Radical now, Radical Forever, we Radical Yugoslavians shall never die!
t. Cobra
Germania
>>81320164
groB
>>81320130
Willy :^)
>>81320352
>>>/reddit/
>>81320352
>>81320421
>>81320352
That's not funny
>>81320549
cobra take a break.
'ave a wank ;))
Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".
Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.
The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.
Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-
However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*
CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON /a/ WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!
what sould our next move be?
>>81320722
More lebensraum
>>81320722
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßLOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>81320722
Großlatiuniums empire
>look for gigantic HoI3 mod i played
>it doesnt exist
>i distinctly remember it was big and had HoI2 like tech tree in it and that it was shit
HELP ME IM GOING MAD
>>81320990
buy hoi4
>>81320990
You're tiresome, you're irksome, like a slavic jeremy clarkson
me on the left
>>81320990
Robmod
>>81321274
me on the bottom
>>81315207
>Belgium
>This flag
>51M pop
Man how? Mods?
Just finished with the finnish war novel "unknown soldiers". Pumped up for a historical ai game of finland on hoi4.
Also i recommend Said book for fans of ww2. A shame i can't read It in finnish.
ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>81321364
>what are niggers in africa
>>81320990
There was ICE, which is now Black Ice, maybe it's what you're looking for
It has terrible gameplay, though
We are on page 3 already
The fuck are you guys doing on /pol/!?
>>/vg/ <=== there you go
>>81321333
Back to the story, the story of doom
For poor tiny Serbia's about to go boom!
You hear me, assassin? Our troops are massin'
Get ready for the bombing, the shootin', the gassin'
Here is the deal yo! Shit just got real yo!
You'll be crushed under Austro-Hungary's heel yo!
I'll kick you in the Balkans and degrade Belgrade
Even if those Russians are rushin' to your aid
>>81321618
No thanks slavic jeremy clarksom !
>>81321618
t. Janny
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh dude -________- sprudlo spader is for fuckin kids dude -___- like what is benis is this some freakin kindergarten or what BOOM memed on -_____0. Willies are hella epic whathe fuck is waglle ur bemis even supposeda be. -__-. Go back to flippin finnerland with your kiddy bear me me kid......
>>81321604
No its not, this was made by Spanish modding team and it was sold for money.
I remember i tried it after ICE.
this game might be good after five years worth of dlc, but then again, i could just play an earlier iteration
WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.
But listen to me you little shit if Benjamin Disraeli mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)
Back up Franz Josef, Serbia's our brethren
Same blood, same religion, same Slavic complexion
We're packing more army than you got salami
So stop your bragging, your trolling
Or the Cossack pain train starts rolling
Last time you kicked off I sweat revolution
This time my solution is your dissolution
Beware the Russian Bear
>>81321913
nice ID my man
I'm suprised this that this thread still exists
>>81321855
Sold for money, you mean Paradox sold it as DLC, or that you had to buy it in a website somewhere?
do NOT i repead... DO NOT lett this thread diiie... if we can succesfully move to /pol/ we can end Alex's tyranical reing over /gsg/!!! we need more people shitposting riGht NOW!!!
>>81321436
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?
Everyone knows me, ja?
The Kaiser, ja? Coo-ee!
I'm Kaiser Wilhelm II, the first was a gas
But like the Godfather, the sequel kicks ass
Got clowns to the west of me and jokers to the east
But Austro-Hungary's my mate
Gonna eradicate the Serbian beast
So back off Cousin Nick, don't take the mick
And tell your mates France not to interfere
This ain't no prance, it's a German war dance!
>>81322127
Fuck off, quality posts only
>>81322064
Im not sure but i cannot find anything related to it.
When you pirate things you generally dont look too much into it who is selling it.
It had redesigned tech tree that looked like HoI2,new map and earlier start but it was Clausewitz engine.
>>81322127
well he lives next to you just go beat him up
>>81322127
i got banned for bringing up hitler around the release of hoi4, this would never happen on the board of peace
>>81322206
I already posted that pasta mate...
I don't understand what is going on in this game.
>>81322229
t. Alex
>literally a brazilian flag
>>81322229
>t. Alex Grandi
>>81322229
t. alex grandi
Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly
You be tripping by flipping the bird willy-nilly
The armies of the triple entente — mighty
Russia, France, and this bitch — Blighty
Your rhymes are a shambles, your words are a gamble
You're taking an enormous punt
No wonder my homies and yours too
Think you're a massive... difficult chap
Your territorial ambition puts us in this position
So go ahead, cuz, rant and rave
Your plans will be sunk like your floating junk
Royal Britannia rules the waves
>>81322213
Why did the BBC make this? eugh
>>81322333
normies get out reee
>>81322475
>81322475
us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-
anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!
anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o
>>81321679
Autism?
Empire braggarts, you hate the French
And their snail-sucking, frog-cooking garlic stench
As for your dreadnoughts, wave them goodbye
I'll make your navy into gravy for sauerkraut pie
Gonna send my thugs through Belgium into France
Nothing can stop this Teutonic advance
Germany will rise again like the past
A glorious empire built to last
Let me tell you, this ain't no mystery
Wilhelm the Great will go down in history!
When did it all go to shit lads?
>>81322690
no u
>>81322690
GET OUT SLAVIC JEREMY CLARKSON !
>>81322690
YOU WANT A WAR GAV ? WE BRING THE PAIN SLAV
Wilhelm the Great? More like Billy no mates
Your ideas are absurd, we gave Belgium our word
We've got no choice if you won't behave
Our poor old grandma must be spinning in her grave
>>81322232
Are you sure it was HoI3? Your description sounds a lot like Darkest Hour, but it used the Europa Engine.
Darkest Hour has a WW1 and 1933 stardates, tech tree like HoI2 and a new map.
Can you remember if research was automatic or manual? As in, you could queue it.
>this wil unironically hit the bump limit if the german keeps funposting
>>81323014
>>81322806
Mehmed who allowed you to go online isnt it time to pray to allah?
Look into my eyes! You see compromise?
Your collective demise will see our rise!
I can't back down now, I'll look a clown now
Ain't shit that can stop this countdown now!
>>81323086
Don't worry mate, nothing can stop this teutonic advance !
>>81314030
wait what
this is /pol/
>>81318415
THANK YOU ULM
>>81323103
Your /pol/ tricks don't work on /gsg/
>>81323193
>teutonic
ahh..It was unHPM all along
>>81323201
/gsg/ goes where it is needed
new bread when?
>>81322333
play a real game.
I'm playing HOI III as Germany on the greatest difficulty and I have just overran all major Russian positions and taking their oil fields. They offered to capitulate, but I decided that there will be no commie scum left and engage in a tactic where I encircle their units and bomb them to increase casualties and limit surrender. I've got a 20:1 KD ratio against the commies and a 2:1 against allies. I'm at a point where my troops are really unable to push further since the supply lines into Russia where my main army are shotty and my bombers cant press into England hard enough. My navy is having marginal day to day success but cannot engage the main force of either the American or British fleets only hit and run attacks taking a ship here and there. My reserves in France have managed to keep any amphibious assaults at bay from the Americans refusing them a foothold in Europe.
>>81323201
dont worry we are peacefull refugees fleeing from an evil dictator called "Alex "HPM" Grandi"
>>81323385
nice image faggot
>>81323277
oopps...
>>81323073
Nah ,maybe its Iron Cross but i dont remember it that way.
I give up, let it go.
can you lot fuck off back to /vg/?
>>81323255
OH NO
I COULDN'T DO THE FULL 55 AND STOPPED AT 40
NO GOOD LUCK COMING MY WAY AND IM GONNA GET ENCIRCLED
>>81322475
ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!
>>81323589
too klein lad...
>>81323689
what the fuck is wrong with you??? you fucking NAZI we are just peacefull refugees, diveristy is our strenght!
