>you will never be CIA
>you will never get paid to go around the world and destabilize regions and just generally fuck around
>you will never get to invent more and more complicated and weird schemes to assassinate communist leaders
WHY LIVE
>you will never call in flight plans
>you will never test the loyalty of hired guns
>you will never see how good people fly
>you will never be in charge
Why even live?
tfw no fbianon to take care of and let fuck my bp
>>81304548
> you will never get paid to shill on 4chan
Isn't there a swedish intelligence service you can join?
Actually the communist were far better at doing intelligence work than their western counterparts heck they practially ran the british spy services.
>>81304548
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>>81305373
They probably just bake cookies for the rapists
>>81305373
>Swedish intelligence
Kek
>>81305373
>swedish intelligence
Clearly dumb enough to welcome every single nigger the world had to offer for 'muh enrichment'
>>81305373
>>81305787
We have Säpo (DHS/Secret Service), FRA (NSA), UD (CIA+State dept), and Polisen/Rikspolisstyrelsen (FBI+State police+County police)
>>81305635
No, but Säpo sometimes gives me the impression that they're gravely incompetent.
>>81306878
That's our politicians. Säpo tries to warn them about the fact that we have a couple hundred IS terrorists, they give them jobs and therapy (yes, this has happened)
>>81304548
who says you'd get to do that anyway? they may assign you to be a gay CCN talking head.
>>81307116
Don't forget housing.
It's fucking pathetic, people that join IS should get executed at the border if they try to return
>>81304548
those faggits do all the fun stuff and we are in this hellhole of repeating digits
>>81304548
>>you will never be CIA
>>81304548
Typical swedecuck
>literally working for the Jews
