This is a test.
Your button selection will determine whether you are allowed to remain on /pol/ and continue posting.
There will be no guidance.
You have one minute to decide.
Green.
>>81289545
I choose all of them.
>>81289545
All of them
Obviously yellow, don't be retarded.
Green is a close second, then pink, then grey.
Grey button.
All day.
Everyday.
All of them
>>81289545
Green. The rest of the problems will melt away after that.
>>81289545
Green.
Kill all muslims, somebody will take their place and we won't be allowed to do shit because of SJWs controlled by jews.
Kill all niggers, we still have SJWs and mudniggers.
Kill all SJWs, jews will make more.
Remove the jew to smother the fire.
>>81289545
Green because of the jews the other buttons have become problems. cut off the head the body will die.
>>81289545
pink. the other buttons are not needed. everything will solve itself once the pink button is activated.
None. I'm not an edgy retard who thinks kill people is the solution.
>>81289545
yellow, as much as i hate the other ones, the yellow one will save us all
>>81289702
>>81289711
This. It irritates me people can't see that.
>>81289545
all of them
if only one is possible then green
>>81289545
yellow easy day
button 5: kill everyone bellow average IQ
>>81289735
You're an idiot. That's the worst one to press.
>>81289702
truth. green is the obvious pick.
>>81289545
Yellow.
Fucking mudslimes.
>>81289545
Pink.
Because that releases society from the spell so we can then do the other three conventionally
>>81289545
Start with green.
Yellow.
grey? am I going to be put on a list?
>>81289742
U gon act like a bitch u gon end up in a ditch NIGGGAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81289545
kill leftists and globalists then we can leave the rest alive as long as they stay in their own shitholes. no reason to kill sjws either since they are a dying crowd now. everywhere you see on the internet are stormfags.
>>81289735
This, without SJWs we can crusade against the mudslimes as we please.
>>81289545
>pressed all 4 at once
>>81289802
All cities in Lithuania except for Vilnius are wiped out
>>81289802
i like this one
>>81289545
Yellow, because Muslims are not a single race.
The religion needs to die.
>>81289545
Green then yellow then grey then pink
easy
pink, because you can easily take care of everyone else after
>>81289545
Grey. It would be a huge weight off the world if the negro population disaster is solved.
If you kill all jews the muslims will take over. If you kill all muslims the SJWs will take over. If you kill all SJWs the jews will become uncucked and take over.
Also niggas are cool.
So I wouldn't press any buttons.
Green, easy
Pink
The uncucked people that remain will take care of the rest.
>>81289991
>>81289844
I GUESS YOU IDIOTS HAVEN'T LEARNED A THING FROM LURKING THIS BOARD.
Green solves the rest of the issues
>>81289545
Yellow, no hesitation
>>81289804
Do not underestimate his Mongol intelligence. Without SJWs, there would be less resistance to a crusade.
>>81289702
This and only this
>>81289545
green, push for mudslime immigration will stop w/o jew money and we can casually bomb them in buttfuckistan whenever we please, sjws have no money to support and neither do niggers both can be easily dealt with
>>81289545
Sjw hands down,
>>81289956
"""""""cities"""""""
Green, because it will solve everything
>>81289545
Mash them all constantly.
>>81289545
yellow
no contest
>>81290066
This 100%
>>81289956
>Vilnius
>Lithuanian
nice meme friendo
Green.
>>81290164
Correct answer.
/thread
DER JUDEN
>>81289545
>pink
>is red
>"yellow"
>more of an offcolor white
>""""""grey""""""
>is black
makes you think hey...
Amarillo familia
>>81289545
Pink is the only correct answer since it overlaps with the negative ones of the other groups.
Without SJWs around getting rid of the rest would be much easier as well, since they won't have any popular support.
>>81289804
What did the burger mean by this?
All of them tbqh
>>81289545
Green.
Killing the jews will cut off the head of the snake and make all 3 others collapse.
>>81289545
None because I'm not a racist bigot!
Please don't jail me Merkel.
Smash that pink button in the name of brillo pads.
>>81289677
>>81289677
no
if we pulled all US troops out of the middle east and stopped destabilising countries there, then Muslims would burn Israel to the ground and then go back to fucking their goats.
They only bother us because we fuck with their countries so much for Israel's sake.
SJWs and niggers are just as worthless as Muslims, but they're only an actual problem because Jews keep riling them up. Otherwise they would just integrate and do our bitchwork.
>>81289545
I pretend to trip and fall onto all of them.
But if I have to choose, niggers.
Then we would have a whole new continent to have fun with.
>>81289802
>>81289956
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
I SAW THE EXACT SAME POST WITH THE SAME REPLY A WHILE AGO
HAS MEME MAGIC GONE TOO FAR?
Yellow.
By killing off all the muslims, you kill off half the African population.
And you kill the SJWs main weapon against the west.
>>81290009
>If you kill all jews the muslims will take over.
bullshit
if all Jewish media stopped today the term Islamophobia would die within weeks
>>81289545
Jews obviously
>tfw no "kill all Mexicans living in the US" button
Yellow for sure
brown, kill all mexicans
Grey is the obvious choice as there's significant overlap between niggers, muslims, and SJWs.
>>81290375
Denmark has a fucking point here lads.
>>81289545
yellow, hits the nigger aswell.
Yellow, over half of Africa follows islam so it's a bird and a half with one stone. The niggers are no longer over populated and have a shot at building half decent nations, and now sjws have no ammo.
Gruen
>>81289545
The only group with nuclear weapons is the green group.
All the other groups can be easily taken out via conventional means.
>>81289545
yellow
>>81290305
It means that Jews are the true cancer.
They will make more SJWs easily.
Also, they aren't killing us left and right like Mudslimes or niggers are so they aren't an immediate danger.
Green. Muslims, SJWs and niggers are only the useful idiot pawns of Jews. Take their puppet masters away and they will stop dancing.
>>81289754
yellow is the limiter from us just genociding the rest.
Green. The rest are byproducts of ((()))
>>81290466
>niggers
>not over populated
anon pls
Green button without a moment of hesitation.
White people have little trouble out smarting everyone but the Ashkenazi Jews. The problem with them is they're about one standard deviation higher in IQ than whites, which is the same difference between whites and American niggers.
Eliminate the Ashkenazi Jews and whites can easily control the other intellectually inferior races.
>>81289545
pink, as you'll kill a massive chunk of all of the others
based blacks are some of the best people, rare as fuck though.
you'd kill 80% whites, 98% blacks, 99% jews, 99.999% muslims with the last button
DO IT FAGGOT OMFG PRESS THE BUTTON ON THE FUCKING SCREEN YOU FUCKING CUNT DO IT
>>81290414
>everything has to be centered on the US
Yeah youre a fucking imbecile.
Also hispanics are way better than niggers, statistically speaking.
It has to be yellow, they are the largest demographic by far, and the fastest breeding. We suffer from overpopulation already. Add in the fact it will get rid of one of the most toxic religions out there, and you're golden.
I wonder what my ID color is
>>81289545
grey
All of the problem, because you never said we couldnt.
GREEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN.
>>81289545
>no problem with muslims or islam, only radical islamic terrorism
>no problem with jews, only the globalist shit bags who happen to be jewish
>no problem with black folk, only thuggery and stupidity which is found across all races
>SJWs are fake, self serving, bigoted, authoritarian thought police who project their own faults all over the place
pink button it is
>>81289545
All buttons.
>>81290583
malakas
yellow, I want my country back.
>>81289545
Green is like an all of the above button
>>81289545
Yellow.
>>81289545
Yellow, duh. Conversion also = instant death
How is this even a choice? All of them.
>>81289545
Green button. Always.
>>81290061
The Jews have done
-literally-
nothing wrong
We have none of these in china.
>>81289545
I'd honestly have to go with pink, because the only thing worse than a muslim is a muslim apologist which all these fucking SJWs are.
>Against non-existent 'rape culture' in the West
>Supports an actual rape culture in the Middle East?
Absolute degenerates.
Pink, white apologists are the main reason the rest are a problem in western countries
>>81289702
Yeah cuz muzzies=da joos
>>81289545
Its illegal in my Country to push a button from these.
>muhh far right opinion
But (!) i have a strange Dissorder wich makes me want to push green things.
>>81290466
>now sjws have no ammo.
maybe in ur country but here in America they'll still use mexicans and blacks to oppress whites.
>>81290779
I should have known you were just shitposting.
I want to pick yellow, but BLM started in my area so I'll hit grey.
>>81289545
But if you kill all of them, you'll be left without friends.
>>81290602
Can't argue with yeh there, Trucky.
>>81290792
You have Muslims you liar.
>>81290375
Except they still have niggers.
I don't wanna kill anyone
>>81289802
Wouldn't that change the average?
>>81290640
>no problem with muslims or islam
Oh sure some of them are perfectly peaceful wanting Sharia law and shit am i rite :)))))
>>81289545
Green, the rest follows naturally after that
>>81289545
You don't specify how many buttons we're allowed to press, so I choose all of them. Too easy OP
>>81290678
>>81290692
>>81290742
>>81290766
>All these niggers choosing to only press one button
PATHETIC!
>>81290839
kek
>>81290470
Pakistan has nukes.
>>81290919
>I don't wanna kill anyone
faggot confirmed.
>>81290919
what r u, gay?
>>81289545
Grey would kill SJW's and muslims too...?
>>81289545
This is now a game of twister.
Left hand on yellow, right hand on green, left foot on grey and right foot on pink.
The examination is over.
Anyone who pressed a button that was not green, please leave /pol/ or cease to post until at least a few more months of lurking.
Jews are behind the message of multiculturalism and immigration policies that cause Muslims to be a problem for the west, and prevent us from effectively combating otherwise shoddy attempts at terrorism
Jews are responsible for the lies about black people and their capabilities, and are responsible for pushing the narrative of white guilt. Without Jews, Niggers would be able to be dealt with effectively and ruthlessly.
Jews control the MSM, which is what creates and continues to sustain SJWs, with stories about the first two issues, promoting white guilt, #notallmuslims, #i'mwithher, supporters of socialism and marxism, LGBTBBQs, beastiality, pedophilia, race mixing, et al.
Without Jews, the other issues are non-threatening.
>>81289571
>>81289702
>>81289711
>>81289725
>>81289784
>>81289808
>>81289857
>>81289971
>>81290025
>>81290066
>>81290111
>>81290146
>>81290239
>>81290308
>>81290470
>>81290499
>>81290549
You all pass and get to continue posting on /pol/.
Well done.
>>81289545
All of them. If I can only pick one, then green.
None of the above.
>>81289545
Lean over to push one button, "accidently" trip and push them all.
>>81289545
Immediate reaction:
> Yellow
Rational reaction for the future of Denmark:
> Red
If I want to impress /pol/
> Green
If I lived in USA
> Grey
>>81289545
Pink. The worst enemy is the enemy within your own ranks. However, I don't count stupid kids as SJWs for this purpose, but their indoctrinating profs and writers.
>>81290920
Hence why a single button press only is used, dumbass. Multiple button presses just logarithmically scale the new average upward with a proportionate decrease in total population
More Hypotheticals
I bet /pol/ will be degenerate as fuck.
Grey. Easily.
A lot of sexy muslim chicks.
Blacks always fuck up genetics on the other hand. Also highest crime rate.
>>81289802
But then the average iq will go up, rinse and repeat
>>81289545
>people saying anything but yellow
you dumb motherfuckers, without yellow you've effectively disarmed social justice and jews anyway and dented the nigger population pretty badly
it's like you don't get that even though jews will jew and SJW will be retarded faggots it literally won't matter if muslims are gone
>>81289545
SJW, obviously, as this includes already Jews and all uppity niggers as well. It's basically getting rid of all our opposition and enabling us to implement all measures necessary to save the white race.
>>81291037
Fuck off and die, faggot.
>>81290330
Good choice senpai. Get rid of all the guardian reading, remain voting cucks.
>>81289545
Pink
There are good muslims, Jews and blacks. There are no good SJWs.
>>81290920
if you chose to kill everyone below 115 iq it would kill all niggers but 1/100000, all muslims but 1/20,000, half of jews, and probably close to 70% of sjws.
its the best all around solution. the jews are too few after that, the sjw cancer is reset, and the muslims and niggers die out on their own. there would literally be like, 10k niggers left on the planet.
>>81291037
Top /pol/ack right here
Hail Victory!
All. Green.
>>81289545
Green
>>81289545
Whichever button kills faggot OP.
>>81291137
>>81291037
Jews also developed a lot of our science and technology so fuck that. pink is the best option. It'll kill all the corrupted people in society.
>>81291234
so literally your pick then
>>81290905
niggers are only really a problem for america anyway, so who cares
>>81290892
We use flamethrowers on them.
You guys invite them in.
>>81291100
Another Hypothetical
>>81290395
Nope. There's money to be made from that control. The cycle would continue at the hands of a goy
>>81289545
All of them.
Alternatively Yellow>Pink>Green>Grey.
>>81291100
c if for no other reason than amazing cook
>>81291283
i lol'd
>>81289545
Go for the source, obviously.
>>81289545
yellow
>>81290857
Oy Vey! The flag, it tells all!
>>81291037
t. Muhammad
>>81290348
Yeah and all the ones that are in our countries will just leave quietly
>>81291037
daaaaaaaaaaaaaa j0000000000000000000000s xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i love this meme xD le happy merchant man xD
jews are behind EVERYTHING! xD
hitler did NOTHING WRONG! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Red. The other three groups will no longer be protected.
>>81291037
>everyone has to choose what I chose to remain here guis, i am truly redpilled xDDDD
Kill yourself I would much rather choose yellow as pointed out by
>>81290605
>>81290375
>>81289545
tough...
I guess yellow.
Islam is the greatest cultural threat to Western civilization and as a bonus I take out Billions from our overcrowded sphere.
Blacks can be annoying but they are way less of a threat then Muslims.
SJW's... that is a difficult one. Do we kill off SJW ideas or just the current SJW's? Because they might come back if it is only the current ones.
Jews... not sure how much this would actually change so can't decide on them.
>>81290919
How else can we solve the worlds problems you dummy?
>>81289545
green
>>81291037
>itz all da joos!
so predictable. where's the twist?
Guys does anyone have the jpeg about percentages of Muslims in countries and their behavior? It's a simply black and white text thingie, it lists all these countries by amount of Muslims and then specifies what they do, it ranges from least Muslim (the muslims are peaceful etc) to more (where they start demanding things) and eventually msot muslim countries (war, takeovers etc)
I really need it but Google is a bitch!
>>81289545
I'm half black and half mexican, please don't press grey.
>>81289545
muslims are basically all niggers even if they pretend to be white
Green
>>81289545
If I cut the tail off the dog, the head will turn around and bite me. If I cut the head off the dog, the tail (or in this case the three tails) will stop wagging on their own. Therefore green.
>>81291432
Nice get m8
>>81289545
destroy the jew and the rest will follow.
>>81289545
If the SJWs include cultural conservatives count me in senpai.
>>81289545
All is not an answer?
Green>Yellow>Pink>Grey.
>>81291432
Butthurt Jew detected
>>81291514
>half black
>half mexican
I'm so sorry
>>81291037
why you mad tho?
>>81291306
Green. Esp since there's no distance limit.
>>81289545
>all of them
easy peezy lemon squeezy
>>81289545
Press the Green.
Yellow and grey are physical threats and pink is an ideological threat but Green is the parasite which facilitates and paralysis's resistance to the other 3.
>>81291037
So, based on everything you're saying- you're basically referring to the media?
>Not pressing green
Holy fucking shit /pol/
>>81289545
I'd press [Kill all SJWs] just out of spite for you OP. Although [Kill all muslims] would kill you too probably.
people picking yellow, grey or pink should lurk more. pushing green means pushing all buttons.
>>81289545
pink
>>81291577
too easy
>>81289545
Grey
We have no niggers ans sjw here. So i press mudslimes and then try to press jews.
>>81291098
Sure, but wouldn't the "dumb" members of a highly intellectually advanced, new society be placed at an incredible disadvantage later anyway, and repeat the entire problem? Doesn't really solve anything
Also, remember that Jews (who invented the IQ metric) also score highest on (their own) IQ tests. Again, what's been solved
>>81291484
>>81289545
Sjws, without them getting rid of mudslimes is no longer a problem.
>>81291614
Yeah, white man, go against everything you believe and apologize to the black man.
kek
>>81291306
>Try to use Intervene ability
>Impossible to tell if anything happened
good one.
>Implying Euphoriac and Ascendancy don't completely overlap
>""""""Pick up any object provided it is 50ft in proximity""""""
pic related nigga
>>81291306
Another Hypothetical
Reminder that the Gloves are the only right choice
>>81291037
t. Alberto Barbossa
>>81291484
>>81291100
Why would anyone ever pick B?
Or is this a trick question?
Oh god, it's a trick question. It's the same woman.
>A is a slut without a job, and will attend college 1 year from now
>1 year from now she becomes B, the "artsy" girl who likes photography and has put "her slutty past behind her" because she's trying to hook a man
>C is when she graduates and now realizes art doesn't pay the bills, eats too much, gets fat, and has to work as a nurse. Her esteem has plummeted and younger vaginas have taken up all the chadcock real-estate. She becomes a good cook and slightly submissive
IT'S
ALL
THE SAME
IT'S THE FLIGHT TRAJECTORY PATH OF AN AVERAGE WHORE
Eventually D is going to be when she tires of domestic life and reminisces about her wild and young days and hooks up with some migrant/BBC and sends her relationship into a tailspin and demands half of everything you have because "WHAT'VE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY"
KRUSTY WANTS OUT
>>81291670
~half of /pol/ are good goys
the JIDF sliding has been successful
>>81290318
Too late, /pol/ being in your page history is grounds for indefinite incarceration.
>>81289545
Yellow. Let's have world peace at least for a moment.
>>81291729
>Again, what's been solved
uhhh, the fact that the average intelligence of the population just jumped up 50%? you goddamn nigger?
I think someone's in the danger zone if that button were pressed, anon
Green is the obvious choice as Jews cause the three others to be problems.
Jews let Muslims into Europe en masse.
Jews funded and largely led the civil rights movement that turned niggers into the problem they are today.
SJWs are literally the direct result of Jewish control of academia and media.
Treat the cause and not the symptom.
>>81290583
>Muslims
>SJWs
What?
>>81291100
Going to have to say C.
>>81291696
No it would reinforce Africa and M-E and freed them but in a good way.
SJW's will obviously die though
>>81291925
>>81291159
Most SJWs have higher than average IQs. Remember that IQ only correlates with the wealth one had growing up -- upper class kids are just smarter than lower class ones, regardless of race.
Also, note IQ scores of self described progressive liberals and socialists. It's high.
>>81291258
says who, the jewish media?
>yes goy einsteinberg and schlomo goldfreud are the most genius geniuses in the world never forget
>>81291100
Easy.
B, much rather have a conventionalist women than a horney whore who gets drunk or a girl with self esteem issues.
>>81289545
>press all
>sit down
>smile and zip beer
>>81291484
>where's the twist?
The ovens are now microwave.
>>81291808
little girl transformation and become an assassin
>>81291808
why is this cancer here
leave
now
Niggers honestly. Jews are just a scapegoat.
Niggers are literally subhumans.
>>81289545
yellow
>>81290926
Stop bleeding out of your anus you turd.
>>81289545
Yellow Pink Grey in that order.
>>81289545
whoopsie I pressed all of them
>>81290640
This guy gets it.
>>81290999
barely
>>81291808
Reminder that in this Hypothetical the only right answer is A
>>81291306
>Stops time for one hour.
I understand what it's supposed to mean but if you really think about this sentence it's fucking retarded. Stop time for a length of time.
>>81292022
>Most SJWs have higher than average IQs
>Remember that IQ only correlates with the wealth one had growing up
look if you're going to bait the least you could do is try
>>81289545
>Yellow. Let's have world peace at least for a moment.
The niggers and the SJW's would make that impossible. Just kill them all and be kniwn as a savior or western culture.
>>81292004
ADHD isn't a mental illness lmao
>>81292114
>Jews are just a scapegoat.
>>81289545
Yellow ofcourse
>>81291306
Ascendancy, green. For sure. Imagine all the shit you could make people do.
>>81289545
purple. because it solves the other buttons one way or another
>>81292022
Might be true but as we all know, intelligence and wisdom are two separate things.
>>81291100
Holy shit my gf is C, minus the nurse part. Do i win something?
>>81292232
It's poorly worded in general. What defines an object? It only has to be within 50 feet of me?
The planet is in within 50 feet of me. Can I move the planet with my mind? An entire building?
>>81289545
That's easy. Yellow.
>>81291668
Can someone explain to me the difference between jews and the media?
>>81291037
if jews created sjw wouldnt pink also kill them then? since it is their idea, fucking retard stop posting
>>81292207
I think you meant to say the only right answer is C. Though A is a close second. Anyone who picks B should kill themselves.
>>81290926
kys
>>81292274
This
>>81289545
green
SJWs would cease to exist without jew media to control them
muslims would no longer be insane without the jew taunting them
>>81291037
>If you didn't pick the green button you ain't /pol/
>Never said you can only pick one button
>Not hitting all of them
Only a faggot would kill one rat when you can kill all of the pest that exist in the house
>>81289545
This is easy. Green.
>>81291808
Gloves, I already know who would be donating me their years of life :)))
>>81289545
I pick the colour of my ID
>>81290009
>Also niggas are cool
>niggas cool
>>81289545
YELLOW
GAS THE MUSLIMS RACE WAR NOW
>>81291951
I took for granted that you know the issues common to "high IQ" individuals. Alcoholism, mood disorders, drug addiction, failure to maintain relationships, oh, and they tend to be Jews. Ashkenazim, who invented the quotient, test the highest on it. Please think about that, and ask yourself if IQ is really to be trusted at all.
Also, no matter the average, low IQ is always associated with living in poverty. The curve would shift, the job market would change, and the "new dumb" would be forced to serve at the feet of the "smart Jews"--why do you want to live by a standard that was only ever created to put you at the bottom?
>>81289545
Green
>>81292609
Hi Schlomo, how's the nose?
>>81289545
green of course
>>81292207
Time for a Game Related Hypothetical
Hands down yellow. SJWs are a fad (and a minor irritation if and at that.)
Niggers are tolerable, will probably be solved regardless of the button press.
Jews are aite.
>>81291147
Exactly.
>>81291159
>Muslims dumber than Nigs
WAT
>Not choosing pink
>>81291305
Japs did nothing wrong.
>>81292697
6 and 9 for sure.
