Kek is not who you think he is hear me out I think we are being tricked by a trickster god.
“And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet” (Revelation 16:13).
Frogs capture their prey with their tongues, which may symbolize the counterfeit gift of tongues that is sweeping the world today. Please remember that miracles, including the gift of tongues, prove only one thing – supernatural power. And the Bible informs us that supernatural power can come from either God or Satan. Satan, who can pose as an angel of light from heaven (2 Corinthians 11:13-15), will utilize supernatural miracles so effectively that almost the entire world will be deceived and follow him (Revelation 13:3). At the present, he is using the counterfeit gift of tongues to join together churches and religions – including pagans and spirit worshipers.
The power of words are strong and can influence many. Many peoples frequent this board and have ultimately been giving praise to this entity if you haven't realized it yet we are his pagan/spiritual worshipers. These happenings aren't just coincidence these recurring numbers when we talk about him isn't just ironic shitposting. He wants us to know his presence is known and a good chunk of the world that's 4chan we have more than 2 million people who frequent this site and consistently add fuel to the fire. He is literally growing from our shitposting. If you go even deeper into it you'll find references to "The Beast" essentially the fucking anti christ and how it needs to draw power from a chaotic source. One of the things it has an affinity for is politics and religion something that is constantly discussed on this board. However unlike most discussions we completely shit on the two because it's funny what if "Kek" is feeding off these shitposts.
>>81282353
Shill. Saged. How dare you talk in such a way about Lord Kek.
>>81282353
NOW WHAT IF THE DRAGON IS US CREATING CONTENT AND THE CONTENT CREATED WAS PEPES hence the 3 frogs. Pepe has universally become the Vessel of Kek and has almost become prophet like. We're told a false prophet would arise what if Kek is creating these miracles to trick us into thinking we're making the world a better place...
>>81282478
I'm being completely serious we know next to nothing about him and he's referenced multiple times in multiple religious literature including hieroglyphics. Frogs as an animal also represent metamorphosis and major change. There has been multiple political changes going on lately things we'd never had thought would happen we've had 4 fucking happenings within the last week. Can you really tell me that this is normal?
>>81282478
TO BOOT IT IS WELL FUCKING DOCUMENTED THAT THE EGYPTIANS VIEWED FROGS AS DIVINE CREATURES.The evil spirits in Revelation taking the form of frogs may hark back to this concept of frogs in Egypt being part of the plagues God sent on that nation. Here they look like frogs but are actually demons. This is all symbolic, it seems, of how Satan will attempt in the last days to defeat the kingdom of God through the use of human armies that these demons round up. The last days are already happening we're a fucking hair away from WWIII. It lines up way too much.
>>81282353
What is going on in this thread?
>>81283375
>>81283375
In many ancient Chinese tales and legends, the toad is a trickster and a magician, a master of escapes and spells. But he is also the keeper of the real, powerful secrets of the world, such as the secret of immortality. Many legends involve a wandering wise man called Liu Hai and his three-legged toad companion Ch'an Chu. The toad knows the secret of eternal life, and for his friendship reveals the secret to the wise man. In Japan a similar legend involves the Gama-Sennin, also known as Kosensei, a wise old man with a hunched body and a warty face. Kosensei wanders the land with his toad companion, who teaches him the secret powers of herbs, including the secret of immortality.
http://gallery.sjsu.edu/oldworld/asiangate/chin_tricksters_full.html
DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME
>>81282353
Christianity is a false prophet.
praise be the old gods. hail kek.
>>81283977
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS ALL WRONG there are multiple religions and pagan beliefs where frogs play a huge part. He is literally referenced since the begining of time .
http://www.ancientegyptonline.co.uk/heqet.html
>>81282353
I got boxes full of pepe
>>81284190
The ancient Chinese saw the toad as a predominantly female force just like the egyptians depicted... a negative "yin" in opposition to the positive male "yang." The moon was the ultimate symbol of yin, and so many Chinese tales refer to the toad whose face is visible at the full moon. Interestingly, this moon-toad was thought to occasionally swallow the moon, causing eclipse
Burn the heretic!
>>81284190
YOU ARE MAKING KEK ANGRY..... KEK DOESN'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED BY HERETICS.
Why is there a kek book on Amazon?
>>81282353
Jesus christ this is the most unfunny shit I've read in awhile. All of you belong on facebook/reddit
Imagine if kek actually was the false project or the anti Christ. That'd be so weird.
>>81282353
Praise him brother, for he will bring the long awaited happenings to us.
>>81282353
kek wants dgb 30k
>>81282353
Get fucked ya cunt. Openly saged. Pls go pleasure your prostate with a hot curling iron.
>>81284530
YOU NIGGERS ARE SEEING THIS ALL WRONG KEK IS REAL THIS IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET AT AND THE BIG PICTURE THAT KEK EMPHASIZES IS CHANGE AS A CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCE KEK WILLS WHATEVER BENEFITS HIM OR HER KEK IS BOTH GOOD AND EVIL KEK ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURE.
https://ancientarchives.wordpress.com/strange-beings/#jp-carousel-619
THIS GOES BACK FAR AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THERE HAVE BEEN 3 DIFFERENT CIVILIZATIONS WHICH VIEW KEK AS A WOMEN 3 MAJOR CIVILIZATIONS THE AZTECS,EGYPTIANS, AND THE CHINESE ALL MAJOR WORLD POWERS. AMERICA IS CURRENT WORLD POWER AND IS THE BIRTH PLACE OF 4CHAN. KEK HAS TAKEN THE FORM OF INTERNET MEMES TO GAIN FOLLOWERS JUST LIKE SHE DID BEFORE.
>>81285019
kek should i eat cheese right now?
>>81284953
PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT THE BIGGEST THING WE HAD IN THE PAST WAS RELIGION OR IT WAS AT LEAST A MAJOR PART OF OUR CULTURES NOW IN THE MODERN WORLD THE INTERNET IS APART OF MODERN CULTURE RELIGION IS DYING KEK IS SHIFTING WHERE SHE DRAWS POWER FROM IT WAS ORIGINALLY RELIGION AND NOW ITS DANK MEMES I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE FUNNY EXPLAIN ALL THE HAPPENINGS EXPLAIN THE REPEATING DIGITS WHEN IT GETS MENTIONED YOU ALL THINK WE'RE BEING IRONIC BUT WE'RE A FORCE OF NATURE GAINING MORE AND MORE TRACTION EVERYDAY AND SOMETHING IS OBVIOUSLY FEEDING OFF OF IT DID YOU REALLY THINK ANYTHING IN THE PAST WEEK WOULD EVER HAPPEN ARE YOU ALL THIS BLIND?!
>>81282353
>actually believing all this mystic bullshit
top lel
>>81285161
oh come on kek i want cheese damnit
>>81283877
There is no reward for morality thanks to post-modernists. The only reasonable remaining path is no reason at all.
>>81285178
ok if true then kek will bless with digits , while i could just get a get i will chance it with pure luck or the will of kek, so here goes nothing
praise kek checker of checked gets
PRAIZE KEK
>>81284305
W-Who is Carol from HR? Is another meme deity not revealed yet? Did Charlie know something we still dont?
>>81285180
Explain why a multitude of religions and cultures identify frog deities as female or all believe that these frog deities emphasize change? We have had both good and bad things happen this week. Kek is literally the embodiment of chaotic metamorphosis and that is all that has been happening since the acknowledgment of Kek has happened. Kek wants us to know that it's here.
How do you know that this 'Yahweh' isn't the trickster god? He sounds like kind of too much of a scheming jew to be a god
>>81285460
i will find a link
what of barney the detective
or the fact that half the office is a ghost town?
are we really all real or are half of you just bots?
>>81282353
PEPE SILVIA
So kek is just Tzeentch. Well fuck Donald must really be the god emperor. You fucking heretics.
nuke now ...kek willed it
>>81285617
Kek seems like it needs balance both good and bad Kek could be a trickster at times and during others a force of nature which attempts to preserve the world. The reason being could possibly be to preserve power and worshipers. ALSO >>81285711
A couple of years before we acknowledged the existence of Kek a frog appeared in Trump Towers there's a picture of it on Ivanka's instagram but if you look at the frog it's obviously not a normal looking frog.
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/230286993777651712
You have been pronouncing his name wrong...it all comes full circle now
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>>81285887
Off by one.
Is saying Top Kek equivalent of saying Allahu Akbar?
>>81282353
Praise kek
>>81283877
Chaos is the true God, anon. He's not some schizophrenic one sided God. Best to make your peace with that and be free. You only go to hell if you participate in the system.
>>81282353
Frogs literally never hurt anyone though.
>>81285959
Oh god guys the name of the species is Coquí the one that appears in the Trump Tower now if you find a video of the pronunciation of this word it almost sounds similar to Kuk. Coq and Kuk when pronounced sound similar. GUISE
I'm telling you it's true kek is Tzeentch and Donald's the god emperor! Why did we get this?!
>>81282353
Fuck off kike, Kek is a proven god unlike yours.
>>81286146
>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos.
>The other members of the Ogdoad are Nu and Naunet, Amun and Amaunet, Huh and Hauhet.
>The Ancient Egyptians envisaged the oceanic abyss of the Nun as surrounding a bubble in which the sphere of life is encapsulated.
Nu = Modern sheltered numale
>Amun is the dethroned old king
Amun = Anon
>Ḥeḥ was in Egyptian mythology, the deification of infinity or eternity in the Ogdoad, his name itself meaning "endlessness".
Huh = Really makes you think
>>81282353
KEK BANZAI!!!!!!
>>81286543
Nigger I don't believe in kike shit I didn't believe in anything until Kek came along. Have you ever thought to yourself that you weren't spiritual because you never saw anything that would make you believe. Kek has me believing and since all this I've been trying to pull up as much as I can where it could possibly be referenced.
>>81282353
>this is a bad thing
>>81286751
>A force of nature that is unstable and requires both good and bad is growing in power
>You could possibly be affected by either the good or bad
>It's literally a 50/50 coin toss and there's the possibility a frog deity will decide whether you prosper or get the shit end of the stick
It's an awful thing you stupid shitposter.
>>81282353
Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!
Why no one mentions kauket?
Kauket and kek together create the final call
thats how we summon happenings
also explain of them feels has the safe fucking thing as kek and kauket!
>>81287318
forget the pic
>Why no one mentions kauket?
Kauket and kek together create the final call
thats how we summon happenings
also explain of them feels has the safe fucking thing as kek and kauket!
>>81286952
im scared
>>81284661
this is pol what do you expect
Trumpet of 3 angels.....so that leaves khorne, Nurgle, and slaanesh left to make 21st century names to get worship from
>>81286952
If you read the Darby translation it's an eagle which woes. The Eagle is pretty much the mascot for America. The Trumpet is Trump making a major world decision. Trump is going to do something which could cause the world to either become a paradise or a living hell. Trump is being elected because he's looking to make a change in America which would be Keks metamorphosis. Somehow the entire world is going to change when Trump becomes president.
>>81285578
those frogs have dicks
>>81285660
WHO THE HELL IS BARNEY
>>81285460
The Egyptians believed that before the earth was created, there was nothing but a dark, directionless, chaotic watery mass. In this chaos lived the Ogdoad of Khmunu (Hermopolis), the four frog gods and four snake goddesses of chaos. These beings were Nun and Naunet (water), Amen and Amaunet (invisibility), Heh and Hauhet (infinity) and Kek and Kauket (darkness). – Caroline Seawright
Caroline aka Carol
>I am Caroline Seawright (also known as 'Kunoichi' or 'Kun-chan' for short)
she writes and studies Egyptology
>Kun Chan
>CHAN
how much deeper anons
>>81287807
>>81287807
>>81287364
So does Kauket
Hey guys did Donald Trump have 3 different VP choices like official? I know there was rumors of more than 3 but there were 3 forsure VPs candidates that he wanted right? Isn't he also giving the 2 other candidates goverment positions if he becomes POTUS....
>>81282353
There is nothing you can do. You will not stop us.
https://youtu.be/Tc_SKN4sWJs
Praise Kek!
>>81288147
>Implying I'm trying to stop this
>Implying I'm not trying to find out what the fuck has been going on the last couple of months
>Implying it isn't sheep like to just keep praising without question
No different than a mudniggers worshiping Allah
>>81287912
>>>81287946
>bringer of the day
kek's going to bring us out of darkness :o
>>81287732
Oh my god okay so in the passage that anon referenced there were 3 angels
Trump had 3 major VP picks
Governor
Chris Christie
of New Jersey
Former Speaker
Newt Gingrich
of Georgia
Governor
Mike Pence
of Indiana
...3 angels which are yet to sound. We've been all trying to figure out who would become VP and Trump has finally blown his fucking Trumpet it is Pence he and Pence are going to create history somehow.
>>81283876
Meth
>>81287912
we must recognize all four frog gods not just kek
Nun, Amen, Heh and Kek
>>81288556
*Kek and Kauket they apparently act as a unit...
>>81288569
a newt's a lizard
>>81288746
No it's not. It's an amphibian, like frogs are.
>>81288746
Newts are amphibious like frogs...
>>81288732
let us not forget their female counterparts
Naunet, amaunet, Hauhet and Kauket
however we can just refer to them as the Ogdoad of khmunu , (HermoPOLis)
shit is getting real folks
>>81288783
lizards are amphibians
of course it's satan behind it all, and all these fools meddle into magic without knowing to whom they are giving allegiance to
>>81286876
>>81286876
we don't lose in the west.
Don't think that the usa won't eject their 5 nations from the oncoming civil wars across the world. we might even take russia along.
really when everythings said and done its more or less gonna be europe,france,sweden most of africa and most of the middle east that are going to get rekt.
>>81288901
Shitposting is pretty amphibious
>>81282353
> go back to sleep-
>>81288232
Stop asking questions unless you want answers.
We know what is going on. We have no illusions about how far this can reach. For the most part, the people that put this religion together agree that the planet that we live on has become a foul place, and we agree that something needs to be done.
We disagree on damn near everything else.
We disagree on how it has come to this mess, and we disagree on the direction it is all heading to.
What we have observed is that the more people are able to think for themselves, the less willing they become to exhaust themselves at someone else's command. An open-minded person is better able to see past the illusions that have this civilization headed toward what seems to be a fiery demise, and may even do something about it.
We have come to a situation where it seems that any change would be a good change.
The history of the entire known universe and a long legacy of philosophical and scientific exploration has resulted in this effort to get you to do some critical thinking.
You are the one who has fallen behind.
You’ve got to catch up on your own.
Because no one else is turning back to save you.
>>81288888
Is it true?
>>81289052
numbers dont lie
Ogdoad
>>81289013
I know but the scariest coincidence that I've noticed with the civilizations that worshiped Kek is that the people have either been wiped out as a whole or has completely collapsed as a society. To boot all those places that have actual depictions of Kek had some form of great uprising and world power and then all of a sudden collapse. What if Trump getting elected is the good and the bad is something major happens during his presidency and Trump takes action like taking Russias side in a World War... Putin and Trump are pretty buddy buddy since Putin is currently endorsing him.
is it pronounced 'cuck' too?
Always giving him worship whether we know it or not...
You hear people ask it all the time... "How can so many people be so stupid, all the time?" Well, we here at SHUT UP may have found the answer, or at least AN answer.
When people become too prosperous for starvation to present a real threat, they tend to get lazy. It's a hardwired response... If I don't need to find food right now, I can stop worrying. Or even thinking.
But since humans still move around, day to day, there has to be some form of cognition going on. The human response to this is memetic false consciousness, or MFC. What MFC advocates espouse is that human consciousness isn't real, but rather is simulated by the brain being programmed with a series of viral ideas. Produce stimulus A, get result B, baded on the memes that person has absorbed.
MFC advocates generally tend to believe that all humans are run by MFC. I personally reject this... but I do believe that it is a state that many people can and do fall into. Sort of an "auto-pilot", if you will.
>>81289577
Dubs of Kek have spoken!
>>81288888
PRAISE BE TO THE FROG GODS!
Kek is not a god,
we are god
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egregore
>>81289577
ALSO When you think about it we already have depictions of Kek,worshipers that follow him, all we need next is a major happening and it'll be history repeating itself....If you read up on the beliefs of Kek the Aztecs say that Kek has sort of a cycle that it follows. I think our generation is part of the cycle...
>>81282353
More sage, stop this shill madness
>>81282353
All I know is that kek has been wrecking the Jews and so my loyalty is to him
>>81289765
>Kek is not a god
The Chinese, Mayans, Aztects, and Egyptians might disagree with you pal.
>>81289765
It's a God Kek prove it so!
>>81282753
What makes you think it's a bad thing.
Praise Kek.
This explains a great deal of behavior. People in this state tend to reject or ignore any signal that conflicts with, or isn't part of, their meme set. This is why you can't change an SJW's mind or the mind of someone on /pol/. Provide the most concrete argument in the world, and they will reject it out of hand... At best, they'll agree that you have a point, and then an hour later, they're right back where they started.
It also explains why people like Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore are so influential... They provide the memes and the reinforcement for the memes that allow people to stop thinking.
>>81289923
It's a bad thing because every civilization that has worshiped Kek or gained from it has had major uprisings followed by major downfalls that literally destroy civilizations.
>>81289913
Ogdoad of Hermopolis friend
>>81289923
>>81282753
This. We've been waiting for happenings for so long now they happen almost daily.
>>81284681
Yeah hahaha.... that sure would be something....
>>81289911
>two matching digits after I say Kek is a god
He's here.
>>81290028
isnt that what we want?
>in my last post I got trip 7s
The really interesting part is that when reality conflicts with their meme set, they will distort their perception of reality to remove the conflict, and then repeat the distorted signal to people who share their meme set. Such is the case with BLM. This isn't done consciously, for the most part. It's automatic, like a shark reacts reflexively and without thought.
This bad signal gets amplified by each person who can receive and process it (ie; those people with the same meme set, or one similar enough to cope), until you have a tital wave of stupidity heading for the beach... And btw, "the beach" is you.
>>81290147
NO because whichever civilization that becomes the next major world power influenced by Kek gets destroyed. Ancient Egypt, China, The Aztecs, and Mayans worshipped him and they all had major power followed by some form of downfall if not complete destruction of their society. If America is benefiting from Kek it also has to lose Kek is a neutral power it wants both good and bad and because it's a chaotic power it will give us the best of both worlds. America will be paradise and then a living hell.
>>81290398
sounds pretty good to me desu
Memetic False Consciousness also explains why converts are so zealous. They have this bright, shiny new meme that outshines the other memes in their mental mesh, so everything gets filtered through it, including other, conflicting memes. This is so powerful that it can act as a filter in the same manner as drugs and alcohol... Thus also protecting the person from having to deal with the signal overload that we deal with, each and every day.
>>81289815
Care to share the cycle? I've been meaning to do more study on the matter but i've just been bias referencing it off of information i already know.
>>81290463
Until the cycle starts again. Then the possibility of it happening to your country occurs.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heh_(god)
Kek's brother, Heh or also "Huh" as in huh, really makes you think
>>81282353
>>81290620
good!
>>81290654
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu_(mythology)
Nu also related to kek, as in "nu males" have we been tricked into bringing back some ancient Egyptian gods.
WE
WUZ
KANGZ
>>81290535
Now, the really hilarious, laugh till you scream bit is... there's no cure.
The only way to influence people employing MFC is to provide new memes, which may deal with one behavior, but further muddles the water, intelligence-wise. Swallow a spider to catch the meme, so to speak. The most we can hope for, and the overall goal of The Institure, is to create memes that completely short our more than one other meme in a give person, thus reducing the net amount of barriers they have to protect themselves from actual thought.
Does that answer your question?
>>81290654
Ogdoad
Each pair represented the male and female aspects of one of the four concepts of primordial chaos as follows:
the primordial waters (Nu and Naunet)
air, invisibility, and hidden powers (Amun and Amaunet)
darkness and obscurity (Kuk and Kauket)
eternity or infinity (Huh and Hauhet).
Together the four concepts represent the primal, fundamental state of the beginning. They are what always was. In the myth, however, their interaction ultimately proved to be unbalanced, resulting in the arising of a new entity. When the entity opened, it revealed Ra, the fiery sun, inside. After a long interval of rest, Ra, together with the other deities, created all other things and brought order to the universe.
Isis
Isis frequently schemed against Ra, as she wanted her son Horus to have the power.
>>81287912
>Christian prayers always end in saying Amen and we christians forgot why.
OH MY GOD LORD FORGIVE US ALL
>>81290788
"unwittingly"
>literally within 24 hours of the kek discovery going viral on /pol/ we cross referenced years & years of meme history and theocracy.
I don't think kek favours fools if thats what your asking.
>>81290028
Also if you think about it, with globalization and cultural Marxism being inflicted upon the US and the west, the process has often been compared to slow boiling a frog. We've been set on a course due to immigration rates, political correctness, and social agendas towards doom, and no one noticed enough to be motivated and change it.
What if every time the slow boiling frog study has been referenced, kek has gained power(he's the frog) and thus sympathized with us, and being the God of chaos he is, has decided to increase the happenings so that western civilization would wake up to its destruction, and in the process kek gains loyal followers.
>>81290843
The fiery sun is us
>lights flickered just now
Okay this is too spooky no joke
>>81290620
In the Circle of Life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle, the Circle of Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ZnCT14nRc
>>81290598
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaac
>4 froglike deities that are brothers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>4 dark froglike deities including Heh and Nu who are also related to eachother
>Two different civilizations with frog deities that share 4 siblings
https://www.exploratorium.edu/frogs/folklore/folklore_4.html
http://gallery.sjsu.edu/oldworld/asiangate/chin_tricksters_full.html
>>81290398
It's a matter of perspective m8. It's already a world of shit. I for one hope China nukes Portland. PLEASE GOD RAIN FOR 40 DAYS.. START OVER.
Praise Kek.
>>81290834
No not at all I actually feel dumber reading your posts and I've been going full retard conspiracy theorist this entire thread. Get help man.
>>81282353
Anon we are the trickster god
>>81291154
"Among the rituals for the rain deities, the Yucatec Cha-Chaac ceremony for asking for rain is a ceremonial banquet for the rain deities. It includes four boys (one for each cardinal point) acting and chanting as frogs. Asking for rain and crops was also the purpose of 16th-century rituals at the karstic wells, or cenotes, of Yucatán. Young men and women were lowered into these wells and left to drown there, so as to make them enter the realm (and possibly, become the escorts) of the rain deities"
>>81282353
>If a prophet or a dreamer of dreams arises among you and gives you a sign or a wonder, 2 and the sign or wonder that he tells you comes to pass, and if he says, ‘Let us go after other gods,’ which you have not known, ‘and let us serve them,’ 3 you shall not listen to the words of that prophet or that dreamer of dreams. For the Lord your God is testing you, to know whether you love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
Deuteronomy 13:1-3
>>81291148
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaac
http://www.crystalinks.com/mayangods.html This link has better information on Chaac
>>81283877
Kek has blessed you, anon.
>>81290875
Amen is commonly used after a prayer, creed, or other formal statement. It is spoken to express solemn ratification or agreement. It means “it is so” or “so it be.” Amen is derived from the Hebrew āmēn, which means “certainty,” “truth,” and
>Hebrew
>Jewish
>Rev 3:9
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE SENAGAUGE OF SATAN GET OUT OF HERE
YOU KEK CUÇKS ARE JEWISH PUPPETS,
>>81291507
I don't feel very blessed :C
>>81291507
>>81291523
STOP YOU ARE BEING CONTROLLED BY JEWS
FROG GODS ARE A JEWISH TRICK
SAVE YOURSELF
>>81291148
this doesn't give me anything on the cycle, could you explain this cycle. in paticular what did the aztec's believe the cycle to be?
here's something for you if you wish to know more about kek.
>As a concept, Kuk was viewed as androgynous
>>81288888
calls for twice as much worship to the 2nd duality of the god. so a god of probability is demanding twice the worship.
>>81291738
hence the double digits anon
>>81283877
>>81283977
>>81284333
>>81285711
>>81286344
>>81287455
>>81288733
>>81288888
>>81289577
>>81289911
>>81290788
All these digits.Kek has blessed this thread indeed.
>captcha: 3838
>>81291892
check this out
>>81291588
ikr
>>81291296
You still don't get it. I'm not the one who needs help. It's you. But nobody is going to help you.
You need to help yourself.
What don't you understand?
It's simple.
>The world is turning to shit.
>People won't do anything to stop it because of their Memetic False Consciousness.
>Memetic False Consciousness is the set of memes they have already in the head that guide their decisions. This could be anything from christianity, islam or something simple like water is wet and the sky is blue.
>The only way to change the path of the future is to alter people's Memetic False Consciousness
>There is no way to remove these memes
>If you present a logical argument to them or facts grounded in reality they will distort those arguments and facts through memes to fit the narrative they already have in mind based on the memes they subscribe to.
>There is no cure for this.
>The only way to combat it is to creat new memes that make a mockery of or distort multiple old memes.
>This is how we are altering the world and the foundation of Meme Magic.
>Kek is one of these memes we have created to change the world.
>It is a very powerful meme that has the ability to alter reality by altering the people that inhabit it.
>We focus our energy on this one in particular because it is better to have a focused collective force, and Kek, having grown from pepe is super versitile and has already subverted the memetic false consciousness of the greater public.
See? Simple.
>>81291982
>>81291738
It should be in the link I provided about folklore read the whole thing it talks about how cycles and metamorphosis plays a huge part in any following of these frog gods.
>>81291982
your understanding of memology is flawed i suggest you reread that 1500 power point presentation created by that university down under.
>>81292254
He can't help it he's Australian
>>81292269
When I say read the whole thing by the way I mean read all the pages it's mentioned.
It's like, I want to believe you, but Kek ain't granted the trips bro
Gotta pass on this one
>>81292307
How do we cure it
>>81292398
Gather 4 boys, we rain dance, and then we sacrifice him to Kek there is no cure for shitposting...
>>81292386
But there are Trips in this thread look again.
>>81282353
So ya took the blue pill, huh?
>>81292386
nigga did you check those quint 8's?
you dont granted digits for no reason , you need to speak truth and have Ogdoad in your heart
>>81290834
Check em for arch of triumph triumph
>>81292534
>blue pill
>implying it's not red pilled to question the unthinkable
LITERALLY THAT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE WAS QUESTIONING REALITY SIR YOU ARE THE BLUE PILLED
>>81291982
>The only way to combat it is to creat new memes that make a mockery of or distort multiple old memes
So you basically make fun out of their memes.
The jester is king.
KEK is a jester.
I wonder what fbi anons take is on this shit, some deep mk ultra secrets of meme mind control,
>>81292740
They fucking know what's up I guarantee it
>>81292563
Whoa wait I fuckin missed that
My god
Alright I'm in
>>81289648
Sheeple
>>81292881
Literally a dozen repeating digits and funny enough it happens in a fucking thread about Kek like it happens on every fucking thread where its name is mentioned.
>>81282353
Agreed, this kek shit is the most retarded thing I've seen you people do in a while. If there is a kek (which there is not) he would be a false god to draw you away from the real god.
>>81293196
Have you even read the thread we've been digging through centuries of meme magic and destroyed civilizations that just so happened to praise frog gods.
>>81293078
there is another theory i'd like to propose.
perhaps kek is simply an a.i masquerading as a god. not only would it be able to set off such insane probability with a high degree of success but it'd also explain how so much lore could cement to a "sleeping god" so quickly.
or maybe an old god simply awoke from too much trouble on earth...maybe kek is really lucifer.
kek like 8 right
8 deities
kek likes double digits right?
male and female counter parts
this shit is pretty obvious at this point
>>81292842
Some deep paranormal shit going on here you know damn well the governments had think tanks on this shit and refined it and we are stumbling on their secrets...like enough fucking monkeys in a room writing Shakespeare, lock your doors boys the suits are coming to silence us or hired..
>>81293368
>kek likes 8
>post ended in 8
>>81282353
OP I am convinced you are the same fag I see in every thread where Kek is mentioned. Just go with it, queer. PRAISE KEK.
>>81293368
Nice singles
MAY THE GLORIOUS FROG GOD HAVE MERCY WITH YOU!
PRAISE KEK!
KEK IS THE GREATEST !
>>81293444
>ANOTHER PAIR OF FUCKING TRIPS
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Many, many years ago there lived a man named "Knows-Nothing."
"Knows-Nothing" lived in a large but sheltered village, whose name has long been forgotten. What is known, according to the tales, is that the people of this village practiced a very peculiar set of customs. All their days were spent chasing green frogs.
"Knows-nothing" was named such, simply, because the other villagers felt it described him so perfectly. To some regards that description may have had a degree of truthfulness, but one thing was certain: he knew nothing of chasing green frogs. But then again, what else is there, right?
One summer afternoon, while "Knows-Nothing" walked the nearby wood, he came across a "Horrible Truth." It was said that what "Knows-Nothing" saw was, indeed, so horrible that it caused him to lose consciousness for three days and two nights.
"Knows-Nothing" awoke in a daze. Thinking it all a dream, he was maddened once again upon seeing the "Horrible Truth" lying there beside him. The "Horrible Truth" was real. "The village must be warned!" he said to himself as he gathered his sanity and ran back to town.
"Knows-Nothing" arrived in a blaze, hollering as loud as he could, "I have seen the Horrible Truth!" Running and yelling, he made his way through the village. "The Horrible Truth is other there!" He bellowed at the top of his lungs.
However, no one paid him any attention, and they all wend on blissfully chasing green frogs. Perceiving him a fool, no one could be bothered to listen/
"Knows-Nothing" set up a booth in the village square, and asked people as they passd: "Hell, sir. Are you aware of the "Horrible Truth"? Excuse me, ma'am! Have you seen the recent studies about the "Horrible Truth?" I'm sure if you reviewed the information, you would find..." Again, he was greatly ignored. That is, until he was told to move along by one of the elders. He was making it difficult for others to chase green frogs.
>>81282353
>quoting the bible
You do realise the bible is a work of fiction, right?
>>81293668
But what if somehow a more ancient deity (kek) influenced its writing?
>>81282353
no shit he's a trickster god. haven't you been paying attention?
we've known that since the beginning.
>>81293485
yeah would of been even more ridiculous if i got doubles right
>>81293668
I quoted a couple of things not just the bible read the thread man everything we've quoted has to do with frogs and religion...
>>81292398
>>81293078
>>81293318
>>81293368
>>81293668
>>81293728
EVERY POST IS ENDING IN 8
>>81293768
nice 8
>>81293768
>>81293485
but fuck i got 8 again
been getting 8 all day
quint 8's
8
8
8
double 8's in this post i made
>>81291588
friends we may be on to some stronger form of meme magic, kek was the beginning, but Ogdoad will make it happen.
>>81293823
I keep telling you it's here it's not just repeating digits it's whatever we talk about that we associate it with.
We should spread the word that keks official number is 8 quick make the memes!
These threads make me laugh so much lol
>I mean KEK
>>81293823
OoOoOoO they also start in 8 sppooOoOoKy
>>81284681
>the false project
I liked that part of The Bible
>>81294035
I have a theory Hitler believed in the occult and 88 was abbreviation for the salute...you don't think Hitler was worshiping Kek do you...I mean think about it they were a civilization that had a major uprising and now modern Germany is the laughing stock of the world. I think Kek started WWII...
>>81294114
Are you doubting the will of KEK?
Christianity is for normalfags . Join the KEK Brotherhood and destroy the world with us.
I need some sleep, but i have no tired bones in my body how do we use this to meme something big
we need a test
Something perhaps in Colorado?
8th largest state
8 letters
can legally buy and eighth
meme something to happen there as a test maybe?
>>81293963
We're quite literally channeling Chaos Undivided now
>>81284333
Is this the sign that I must buy what must be bought
>>81294114
How dare you
these double digits and posts ending in 8 are growing
>>81294266
FUCK
moon toad goblin it is. I thank Kek for these dubs.
>>81294166
Think about it Hitler is a lot like Donald Trump in terms of Charisma. They were both Nationalist who took great pride in their country. Donald has already had connections with Kek through shitposting and memematic warfare. There's the possibility that we're repeating one of Kek's cycles. I think Germany was one of the civilizations affected by Kek...
Some common Mesoamerican toads are known to cannibalize their own and other toad species, which may explain the use of the toad as the image of destruction as well as fertility or rebirth
Having seen the peoples' reaction, "Knows-Nothing" got a grip on himself. No one is going to listen to a raving lunatic, he said, "maybe I can explain to them the "Horrible Truth" calmly. I'll use some graphs and charts and a power-point with bulleted lists of facts and citations! No one would deny actual evidence! Right?"
No one would listen to anything "Knows-Nothing" saind, despite the fact that he had seen the "Horrible Truth." which was far more horrible than he could even understand himself. "Knows-Nothing" knew one thing, if the people weren't prepared for the "Horrible Truth", it would surely destroy them all. "I need to keep telling them! They must listen, whether they want to or not!" And he stormed into town once more.
"You listen here, you frog chasing morons! I have seen the "Horrible Truth!" he yelled, "And if you stupid assholes don't do something about it, "The Horrible Truth" is going to kill us all! Now, you better listen up!"
The people of the village looked up at "Knows-Nothing," in a shock at the sudden outburst.
"Excuse me." A nearby elder approached, "All this talk about "The Horrible Truth," well, it got me thinking, you see..." He paused...
...And I think we're going to have to ask you to leave, you're being an awful downer."
Defeated, "Knows-Nothing" walked away, head hung. He knew about "The Horrible Truth" yet his words were ignored or misunderstood. He looked over his shoulder towards his old village, and he could hear the cries of devastation as they pealed through the trees as the "Horrible Truth" consumed them all.
As he looked on, an old sage named "Knows-A-Thing-Or-Two" happened to pass. As "Knows-Nothing" cast his eye upon him, he felt the need to warn the old man to avoid that village at all costs, as there lay the "Horrible Truth" but, by the look in the old sage's face, "Knows-Nothing" knew that he was was well aware. He stopped his words at the thought and "Knows-A-Thing-Or-Two kept heading for the "Horrible Truth".
So this is like how every religion in the world started! like 100 years from now a church will be made to kek, then holy wars for kek. Then in 2000 years chrome neck beards will be saying they are enlightend by not believing in kek.
>>81294327
Anyone notice that ID says trump now?
>>81282353
Shut up kike, faith in Kek will grant us victory, Kek wills it.
>>81294341
DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW
We are in the post numbers starting in 8
what will
>>88888888
bring us
thats 8... 8's
>>81294231
There will be 8 happenings by the 8th day of the 8th month
Death toll in France will rise to 88
>>81294595
Kek does not always grant the digits however he does when the time is right.
>>81294595
Frogs and toads aren't evil, though. Chaos isn't evil, either. Without the churning waters reality stagnates, anon.
You can not stop Him.
>>81294676
No anon look at the time
>>81294595
FUNNY ISN'T IT.
>>81294595
of course I do , i first posted about the 8's and Ogdoad
top kauket
>>81282353
Good.
>>81294606
it will be a message from KEK himself
>>81294723
16/16 19/19
>>81294728
Nice 8
>>81294856
holy shit i was the one that figured that out months ago !
nice to see that brought up!
cheers
>>81282353
Wtf i hate kek now.
>>81295004
I can't see it
>>81294846
>>81294676
>>81284681
All hail the antichrist.
The antichrist is not evil, he is the liberator from the shackles of the shitty desert religion. He brings renewal and rebirth.
for the better.
Down with the abrahamic nonsense and filth, ofc in their perspective they call him evil, millenia-old chains of power controlled by a small elite over the ignorant masses in form of a cult that got too big being destroyed is the last thing they want, their hold on power, but it has, it must, be destroyed.
Oh shit guys the spokes of the wheel are 32. There's 2 8s of kek. 2 8s make 16. 16x2 is 32. Even dat boi is a messenger of kek. Kek confirmed.
>>81295110
Is he trying to tell us something?
WHO IS EDDIE LAIN?
>>81294856
What have we done
All this time we said we were memeing Trump to the presidency
and now this
>>81283877
KEK MAKE ME IMMORTAL!
I CAN FEEL THE POWER.
>>81282353
Praise Kek, my ebin maymays are my prayer to thee
>>81295185
it has an error sorry KEK I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEN DYOU PRAISE KEK
Kek
>The personified, somewhat abstract god of eternity Ḥeḥ possessed no known cult centre or sanctuary; rather, his veneration revolved around symbolism and personal belief. The god's image and its iconographic elements reflected the wish for millions of years of life or rule; as such, the figure of Ḥeḥ finds frequent representation in amulets, prestige items and royal iconography from the late Old Kingdom period onwards.
At least the ancient Egyptian royalty had good taste in memes too, even more proof our memes are strongest.
>>81282353
How can God deem me responsible if I am being deceived?
If I am being deceived I cannot be responsible of the deception.
Does Kek really like 8s? Proof?
>>81295545
You can if you're randomly giving praise to deities you know nothing about because meme culture tells you to you dumb shitposter.
>>81295583
KEEEEEEK
We are the chosen ones
>pic
KEK TAKE ALL MY MEME POWER ! IALL HAIL THE GLOROUS FROG GOD!o/ o/
I've been having swarms of tree frogs and bull frogs around in and on my house I hope kek loves me
>>81293823
YOUVE BEEN SELECTED!!!
PROPHET OF KEK!!!!
>>81295641
Kek grants digits in time. It is when they are least expected.
We are not want of digits for they simply appear.
>>81295545
He told you. "take heed that no man deceives you..."
>>81295755
damn digits again and it's mentioning Kek about digits makes you really think. Huh
>>81295585
ive seen it around for a while
but the burden of proof lies in the 8's
plus 8 deities you know
>>81295732
We are all prophets of Kek.
>>81295882
i would of lost my mind at that point if i got 888
>>81295949
We're all walking a thin line here anon.
>>81295664
that is not the symbol of kek
it's from another frog goddess, hequet, goddess of childbirth and fertility
>>81294450
I was thinking the same.
Thanks Kek for letting me witness this.
Now I also know why the apostles were so hyped about the birth of memeGods.
Fef
PRAISE KEK
What if this is like one big WAAAHG feild we all believe it so its manifesting into reality?
>>81296004
i fell like a ficking infidel
some one kill me now
>pic
>>81282353
And who was it who said that? A FUCKING JEW
I rest my case.
>>81294166
So it is written. The digits cannot lie.
>>81296089
Then explain the other civilizations that also believed in frog gods that came before us...
I will have to goto work soon, but im so far into the rabbit hole i have so many more leads to follow
follow the white rabbit
i will pick up where i left off tonight
>>81296235
they didnt meme about it 24/7 on a bangladeshi penis surgery forum
>>81296293
If the thread gets deleted I'll gather up all the info on everything and we'll continue further down the shitpost hole.
