Feels good to be American
I hated that place. Those fuckers were so rude, and just kept shouting randomly for no reason.
Five Cucks is overrated. They use kraft cheese bullshit on their burgers. If I'm paying that much for a burger I want some goddamn quality cheddar you fucking cock suckers.
Good fries tho.
where's zoe?
Sugar land reporting
>>81268698
You're literally describing all the people in your country.
>>81269030
whataburger master race
>>81268437
>>81269030
>>81269155
In N Out is way better you cucks
>>81269030
biscuits and gravy are only $2 and GOAT breakfast side-dish.
>>81269476
3x3 burger with grilled onions with animal fries and coke. Perfect meal.
>>81269476
The shit on the fries looks fucking disgusting.
Prefer just regular.
>>81269030
Oh fuck Whataburger, fucking mediocre ass roach coach food at best.
That is the most overrated fucking place on Earth.
Houston reporting, get the fuck out of here you fucking Suburban faggot, we have real restaurants inside the loop where all of the people that matter live.
Someone send me over some of these delicious looking burgers pls
>>81269476
>calling whataburger cuck
>thinking muh duba duba wig cheese is better that a triple meat whata
Enjoy your 4 menu items and non existent breakfast menu
>>81269030
Get out of here First Colony, Richmond reporting
>>81269476
I
DON'T
LIVE
IN
KEKFORNIA
>>81269476
>>81269030
California native but lived in BASED Texas for awhile. I don't think it's fair to compare the two. They feel like two different burgers to me. In N Out you get that classic, palm sized burger and shakes for a great price.
Whataburger is that more heart, guilty, "fast food" burger but fucking GLORIOUS and delicious, plus more options than In N Out for their burgers and on their menu overall.
Both are fucking fantastic. I wish In N Out and Whatabros could all get along. I love all of you equally ;_;
>>81269983
Hearty* rather.
>>81269751
Where did you go 2 hi skool ma nigga?
>>81270082
Elkins/Lamar Cons
>>81270154
Fuuuug I went to Elkins too
>>81269476
Was in Orlando last summer, completely underwhelmed by this bland burger. I'd rather get a big mac
>>81270222
20 bucks you're one of those faggots on my facebook wall posting shit about the end of the world
>>81270331
>having Facebook
Stop using that senior year bro
>>81268437
All dose hamboigahs
>>81270331
How about both of you suburban cucks get off my /pol/ and come back when you live inside the loop like someone that matters.
>>81270439
What class are you? I'm '12
>>81270508
I live in the heights right now. Get at me nigga. Also lived the 3rd while going to UH
>>81270280
Orlando doesn't have an In and out dumb fuck.
>>81268437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9JD6W1PU-s
>>81268437
COME ERE YOU
>>81270517
08
Sorry kid, it wasn't ment to be
>>81268437
>>81269030
>>81269476
We only have wendy's BK and McDonalds, only than that you have to go to a restaurant or bar or make your own.
>>81269030
>tfw Texfags think they own Whataburger
>tfw dozens in Oklahoma
Feels tastey
>>81270704
You are both children. high school of 04.
Get the fuck out of my sight.
>>81268437
Dunno how many of you have ever thought of this, but the 10th Amendment actually protects the right to eat as many burgers as you want.
Not even shitting you.
>>81270802
They have them in Louisiana, too.
Never ate there, though, it's overrated cuck food for dipshits too dumb to find a real burger place.
>>81270842
2015 here :^)
>>81270776
Wendys is good tho
>inb4 some chef boasts about his dick and salary
>>81269476
>wish i was a burger
>>81269751
>>81269030
>>81269030
Katy here. You fags both btfo by our Chick fi la
five guys is shit. in n out california fucking shits are JUST. chickfila and bojangles are where its at
>>81270842
>bragging age over a japenese kiddo Pedo Kung Pao underworld
Sorry gramps, I'm here for the long haul.
The only people who like five guys are the cucks that dont have in n out. I live in a city with both and five guys is fucking terrible
>All these people who've never been to Hunter House
>>81270280
Florida doesn't have In-n-Out you dumb fuck.
>>81268437
>Not getting a delicious shake with your burger
You aren't doing it right.
>>81271002
You fucking Summer Cancer.
>>81269476
That's the only good part about commiefornia. Funny thing is they are actually owned by a conservative family that prints Bible verses on the bottom of their cups. Like JOHN 3:16 and some stuff like that.
>>81271325
As an American I will tell whoever the fuck I want to get the fuck off of my Chinese ching chong kike defamation board.
>>81271094
i wish to know that feel
>>81271612
Is this an Indian owned franchise?
>>81269030
>>81269719
>>81271142
>all these anons who live within a short distance of me
>>81271612
The fuck is that?
>>81271612
Looks like shit on a bun.
>>81271693
>>81271612
that is offensive
>>81271612
Why not just put it in a bowl? Is there a patty underneath?
>>81269030
spring branch here. delicious joints everywhere
jersey village has cool stuff too but full of niggers
>>81269719
fuck off hipster
>tfw glutard
I just want a burgr
>>81271612
>when the cook is Indian.
>>81269476
We have In n out and Whataburger in the civilised parts of Texas
>>81268437
Five Guys is overrated. Hardee's burgers are just as good if not better but obviously has a lot of more salt/condiments/additives, etc
>>81272184
Chick Fil a is miles better nignog
>Five Guys Garbage and Fries
>>81271560
Quit lying
>tfw have to pick between shitdonald's and Hesburger, aka shitdonald's with more mayo
I wish I was American so I could go eat delicious burgers full of proteins for just a few bucks. I wouldn't go anywhere else just burgers
sick of all these bullshit cafés full of people pretending they're not Australian and paying 50 bucks per snack. if I wanted coffee and muffins I'd go to a supermarket
>tfw too poor to eat out
>>81268807
What the fuck are you talking about? Kraft cheese is literally the best cheese you can have on a burger. Even the best chefs use it. No other cheese melts like the processed Krafts cheese. Quit being dumb anon, if you're not using Krafts, you're doing it fucking wrong.
>>81272622
Burgers get old quickly. They're pretty much all the same outside of sit-down restaurants. I'd take variety any day.
>>81269016
>>81272703
The fuck am I looking at there
>>81272703
>>81272703
You're gonna make it f a m.
>>81268698
You stupid fucking nigger. You yell back and get your shit and leave. You're not there hanging out trying to make friends. Dumbfucker. You don't deserve dem Cajun fries, cocksucker.
>>81268437
We have five guys here. Its extremely expensive but its the best burger place we have.
>>81272812
FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER LOVED.
BURGERS ARE THE BEST THING ON THIS PLANET YOU SON OF A BITCH.
>>81272703
What the fuck is that purple shit?
>>81272703
huh
>>81271652
And as an American I will I tell you to eat a cock, preferably the black one that just creampied your fathers ass :^)
>>81272952
Holy shit, dat bitch has 13 suns? What kind of black hole does she have, exactly?
>>81269476
4 menu items
>>81272622
I agree with other amerifat bro >>81272812
Burgers are nice every once in a while but I cannot stomach eating more than 2 or 3 a week. Plus they're pretty expensive. Whataburger is not cheap. At restaurants they're cheaper than most other dishes but I would rather have pizza or Chinese most nights instead of burgers if I'm not gonna cook.
>>81269719
>mfw I work at a whataburger within the inner loop
Why do you hate me
>>81273385
yeah, carb up, fatty. This is why you're fat.
>>81269476
>implying
>>81271855
LOL fucking this
>>81270802
North Texas has Braum's as well, so it works both ways
>>81268698
>Five Nazis
Wow, I worked at Five Guys for almost a year and this picture actually gives me anxiety. It was typical on a Sunday to have an entire Baptist church group (i.e. niggers) walk in, like 18-20 all at once, and then have another wave walk in like 5 or 10 minutes later. They order burgers one after another and then come to the counter after like 2 minutes demanding where their food is. The fucking fry fryers and grill can't physically cook all those fries and burgers at once, you dick.
>>81271612
What in the blue fuck even is that
>>81273678
Fast Food is really the worst. My usual technique if people are being silly is just slow way the fuck down. Every saturday we get about 60-70 people all bumrush my store at once. Have fun waiting 15-20 min for you're food guys :^)
>>81269476
their patties are so criminally thin, the cheap fucks
last time I got a double-double, I thought I had been tricked and almost went back the burger was so thin, but much to my surprise and anger, this piddly burger was actually two coin-thin pieces of meat paper stuck together.
>>81270776
>Forgetting Harvey's
It's a beautiful thing
>>81269476
That's disgusting you California faggot. Looks like something got sick on those fries. I'm not eating thousand island bullshit.
Nothing compares to the honey butter chicken biskie from What-a-Burger.
The best burgers come from your local shitty grease-hole. The greasier the walls the better the burgers usually taste.
>>81272703
"Thank you for dining with us tonight, would you care to hear our specials? Tonight's special is the Crapolini. It has a delicious ketchup drizzle over a helpful serving of Swiss cheese along with purple mush inside a soft tortilla. On the side you can get the weenie and corn, also has Swiss with a ketchup drizzle. 29 for a plate."
>>81272703
Ah yes, the melted cheese, ketchup, pepto bismol and beef burrito.
classic
>>81269476
In N Out can't make fries for shit
>>81269476
All Commieforniatards say this, and it is literally just mediocre AT BEST.
C U L V E R S
Enjoy your unamerican cheese, mongs. REAL american cheese is CHEDDAR. It's actually real 100% made-to-order goodness!
>>81274063
This is true. The best burger joints don't have signs, parking lots, or regular health inspections.
>>81273555
Mein neger
Great for when you're hungover and need greasy cheeseburgers in bulk.
>>81269719
Please leave Texas you fucking traitor
>>81271612
that's a sloppy sloppy joe.
Whenever I go out west I try to hit up a Burger Baron because their pretty good tbqh
>>81272345
stop comparing a chicken joint and a burger joint
>>81272703
too poor is no excuse to make shit like that, man. i'm poor as fuck, but i don't do that shit.
>>81274137
B A S E D
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(custard > ice cream)
>>81274036
that burger looks disgusting. why is it that only america can make burgers right?
>>81272703
P E P T O D R E A M S//貧困料理
>>81274137
I wish Culvers would open here. That frozen custard was my shit. Good sandwiches too.
>>81274746
>looks disgusting
It looks no different than any normal american burger to be fair
but also harvey's tastes pretty shitty
>>81271612
I see you are a gentleman and a scholar with exquisite taste.
>>81271693
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>>81271755
>>81271855
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>>81272033
Fucking bakas tommy's burgers are berty gud/10.
You can ask for extra everything on your burger or fires and they will fucking do it for free. 2x everything for Free big difference between a regular burger, and a burger with extra everything.
Also their fries tasty/10 S+ tier, being a burger is fuckin sick.
>>81269719
Yeah Whataburger is the most disgusting shit I've ever eaten in Texas.
>>81274922
I'm not a fucking baka, I just wanted to know if there was a patty under the slop. Looks pretty tasty.
>>81269034
My sides
>>81271094
that's someone who has been in prison for years or is on a cheat day after a month of clean eating
>>81273464
I'm tall as fuck and ottermode
>>81274829
got one 10 mins down the road
>>81271325
As a person that needs to pay for home internet bandwith:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I pretend to have a normie life and live alone and pay all my own bills! Stop all the downloadin
>>81269719
Which loop? 610 or 288? Should I buy a 350K house outside of 288 in Pearland or Sugar land? Should I buy a 350K condo inside 610 that's literally a stones throw from down town?
>>81275152
Ya its really fucking good.
>>81271612 is when you ask for extra chilli, they will flood the fuck out of it all for free.
Pic related is the regular amount of chili.
>>81269476
In N Out fucking sucks. Way overrated and their fries are absolute shit.
Pic related: Like God giving you a blowjob.
>>81269476
Most overrated burger I ever had. Fries were atrocious as well.
It's a meme place you take families from out of town and never visit again. It had an alure when it was exclusive, though.
Had something like pic related at Millers Bar in Dearborn, MI. The muslim capital of America, very few places where you can get a good bloody burger. They don't even give you plates, you eat off a piece of wrapping paper.
>>81275687
Are you going to have children?
>>81269719
>inside the loop
Oh, you mean that rough as fuck pos highway where everyone thinks they're in a NASCAR race? GTFO here.
>>81275794
>>81275825
Come on friends in and out is not that bad. sure its not the best but its not low tier.
also reviewbrah likes it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igxV7X_gzaM
>>81274036
Bruh, did they Forman dat hamboiguh?
>>81268698
They yell the number of people entering to give the workers pacing.
any of you cunts ever eat here? I think multiple spokesmen for the restaurant have died in the past.
Dem pickles doe
>>81271612
i think im gonna be fucking sick
>all these american flags talking about based burgers
Berty gud. No more international posters allowed for burger discussion.
>>81276438
ive heard many things about this pace
one of them was a heart surgeon was in an argument with a guy that owned a fast food chain, and at some point the business owner said "I will put $100 dollars on the table for every 1 that you do and we'll see who runs out of money first" and that's why the heart surgeon started this place. sounds like bullshit to me, but meh.
I also heard, and i believe this is actually true, that if you eat their biggest burger you get wheeled out the front door in a wheelchair by the nurse waiting staff.
honestly, it makes me sick to my stomach thinking about this place.
>>81272033
hahahahaha
...aaand checked.
>>81270776
We have five guys you fag
Toronto is cucked as fuck but has so many good cheeseburger joints
>>81271699
cypress checking in
>>81276438
Might try this if I ever find myself in Vegas.
Two spokesmen have died; one from pneumonia and the other from a heart attack.
I've heard the 'nurses' paddle customers who can't finish their meal in one sitting. Sounds pretty kinky.
>>81277499
>toronto
>calls others fags
>>81272537
He ain't. Family lives in Cali – there's verses on the bottom of every cup. Look closer next time you're in there.
>>81274036
Is that poutine???? FUCK me man. I need that in my life
>>81268437
I was so pumped when 5 guys came to my hometown, but it was overhyped as fuck.
>>81273555
Let's talk about those horrendous flaccid grease sticks they call fries.
>>81278895
This is true.
t. Californian
>>81271094
>3 drinks
jesus christ its fucking free refills
Five guys is the shit my niggggguhhh, they just opened near me
>>81268698
>>81268807
>>81269030
>>81269155
>>81269476
>>81269703
CIVIL WAR
IM CALLING IT NOW
BURGERS FOR THE BURGER GOD
FRIES FOR THE FRIES THRONE
Five guys produce generic burgers. Honestly this omg Five goys is SOOOO good meme needs to fucking die.
>>81279698
it used to be better honestly I think they changed the meat or something it doesn't taste as good as it did years ago. I"m guessing they started using cheaper stuff.
>>81274137
>>81276558
the best one's here T B H
>>81271142
H-h-hi, Katy :)
