Pol, why aren't modern men following a non-degenerate life path? You can't complain about niggers, jews, and muslims if you can't even uphold the most basic principals of an Aryan lifestyle. If you've fallen behind, you're a degenerate and need to be eradicated.
>Units are not in US dollars
>>81237022
what kind of fucking retard made this chart?
>>81239182
What's wrong with it?
>>81239848
It's a fucking pipe dream in Current Year.
Because we let go of God
Your soul is in danger anons, repent!
Let the King of kings, Jesus Christ, lead you.
>Earning 40k
>Not until you're 37
>>81237022
>pic related
What a boring, fucking life.
> buy apartment
> buy house
> start making average wage
>>81237022
20 and drivers license? Jesus man you can pass it easy at 16 or 17 here. Skip the rent game buy a small fixer upper in a fairly empty location. How to donald trump in one easy step. Plebs
>>81237022
15 first kiss?, seriously?
>that chart
fucking what
>>81241417
I got mine at about 15 and a half here. What kind of degenerate made this chart?
>>81241727
>loans.co.uk
looks like britbongs
>loans
oh wait
>>81240977
Not only that
>two kids, new car, new business and two houses
>on $40k/year
>>81240608
Pretty much this
40k by 37 looks like great success.
I dont advocate for the lifestyle most white dudes go for now (partying, being a cuck or a NEET, etc.) but hot holy fuck going back to this horseshit is death of the soul. Find option 3, faggot.
>>81239848
>Pass driving test at 20
>Move out at 22
What the fuck?
>40k a year
>move out at 22
>rent at 24
I guess homelessness for two years is ideal
>>81237022
Why isn't the chart finished?
>age 80: die
>pass driving test
>20
WTF, is this a bongistan thing?
>>81237022
That is the dumbest fucking infographic I've ever seen.
>t. financial analyst
>>81237022
61: Stock market crashed again! I wonder who was responsible (((loans.co.uk)))? Your retirement is wiped out and you go back to work.
>>81237022
Pass driving test at twenty?!
>>81237022
Except I'm 25 and own a house, have a wife and own 2 businesses (about to be 3) across multiple states, unlike you pathetic faggots.
>>81237022
>First kiss
13
>First full time job
16 (During school breaks) 18 (actual full time)
>Pass drivers test
17
>Holiday with friends
too poor for that shit (Student)
>Move out
Im 22 now, will move out after I graduate and find work
I'd look to own a business earlier than 35 though.
>>81237022
>Amigo loans
This life chart was literally fucking drawn out to make you take out a £100 loan at 1000%+ interest to tide you over until payday.
If you've fallen to that situation, you're never going to keep up with the prospectus given in that image. Largely because that image is made to encourage you to take out that £100, get hit by a sudden unexpected expense, and wind up paying them >£1000 in interest.
>>81237022
>Earing 40k a year at age 37
I would seriously suicide if i have a family of 4 and am earning only 40k at age 37
>>81237022
I was late as fuck for my license and I still did it at 18. Who made this?
>start earning 40k at 37
What is this, the 50s?
>>81237022
drivers license @ 20 kys
26 y/o married homeowner earning 80k reporting in to say this chart is fucking retarded
>>81237022
>age 30
>average wage
>age 37
>40k
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
24 and I'm at $51,000, and I knowsome of you fuckers make way more than me, so what kind of poorfag made this picture?
>>81237022
>affording all that while making 40k british bucks
guess they've got a positive outlook on the future of the pound.
>drivers license at 15
>first kiss at 18
>also lost virginity
>moved out at 19
>apartment rented at 19
>making 40k at 20
Are yuropoors actually niggers?
>>81237022
>pass driving test at 20
>wait 2 years to buy a car
what the fuck
>having children before age 30
>having children before making average wage
yeah whoever made this stupid fucking chart wants you to be in debt
>tfw went on holiday with gf when I was 23 and she was 19
>>81243539
It clearly says rent on your own bruv
>>81237022
This is practically a piece of propaganda created by a really low grade and soulless loan company in the UK. Please ignore this everyone.
Type sage in the options bar if you have to reply and move on.
>>81237022
>they are people who can buy a car at 22
I want to kills the artist and everyone who had participation on this picture
>first kiss
>15
>>81244015
You wouldn't have a family of 4 for long making that little.
>>81240977
Jesus christ who made this shit, a fucking recruit in the Australian army makes that much money a year.
>>81243970
Ah wait no, redact that.
They do Guarantor loans at 50% APR instead.
i.e. they still rip you off, but if you can't pay it back because you're a deadbeat then your friend or family are going to shoulder your hilariously high debt.
((Amigo Loans)) say you should just follow the chart. Now, if you need a little money to get started but have a bad credit rating, goy--guy... :)
>>81240977
>Tfw 23 and earning $70k a year
>>81237022
>age 37
>just started earning 40k
make better career choices anon
>>81237022
about 10 for first kiss
job at 20,21?
driving no, i dont wanna drive
holiday with friends, school friends at 15?, otherwise no
manager at work 25
starting a business 18?
everything else no
>>81237022
That the fuck is this shit?
>>81237022
>No third child.
Fuck you.
>>81242540
this
>buy brand new car after having 2nd kid and house still making less than 40k
why the fuck would you buy a brand new car you lose so much money buying new.
>>81237022
>only start making 40k a year at 37
>two kids
>having your kids way too late
>retiring at 60
>second house
>two holidays
>manager only at 34
>starting a business only at 35
so many things wrong with this inforgraphic
>>81243922
What kind of businesses anon, and how did you get the nerve to go for it? I've always wondered at what point people decide risk vs reward and do something like that? The reward is fantastic, business owning is way better than being a wageslave, but even so, how'd you get the capital to start the business and how does one keep it afloat?
>>81237022
I'm doing fine, just no kid and divorced.
>>81237022
Guide sucks.
>15 "right age" for first kiss
Why must you hurt me like this.
>>81244616
A-Are you me?
>family and kids
lol fuck off.
ill be enjoying my untainted finances in my middle ages :^)
>be a best man at 23
>get married at 27
??????
I DONT UNDERSTAND/?????
>>81237022
The first step is made to mock me :((
I'll just call it degenerate because it is.
Now I have the moral highground.
>>81237022
Literally just little autistic children playing the "look at me" game because you're life is that pathetic.
>>81237022
Had first kiss at 15, first holiday with friends at 19 and first job at 24. I lived in a frat house during college but I don't think it counts as moving out.
>be 27
>this graph is telling me to get married this year and buy my first flat
lel fuck off m8s
The 40k is most likely 40GBP, or roughly, 52K USD. That doesn't make it any better though.
>>81237022
>15 for first kiss
I've already failed
>>81244332
>went on holiday
kys eurofag
americans take vacation we don't go on holiday.
>>81244616
I know this isn't a competition, but
>24
>earning $115k/y
You guys should've learnt a trade.
>>81245287
I just used the wording from the picture my b
to add, OP's picture is really toxic and I can see how a poor, dumb person could fall for everything that's being said here
>>81237022
Wow if this is your "perfect aryan lifestyle" your fucked
>>81244955
I have a factory for snacks that I'm building, I trade stocks and a pest control business in central TX.
I graduated in the recession and didn't have cuddly parents to coddle me after I lost my job as an engineer at a factory. I really was forced to build a business (any business) or go bankrupt. When you're backed against a wall, all you can do is fight or die.
>>81245505
Thanks for making me look like a failure
>>81237022
>age 20: pass driving test
>first car by 22
>move out at 22, but somehow not renting until you're 24
>why would you rent on your own for a year then move in with your partner and not just do it immediately
>buying first house at 29 and somehow think making 40k by 37 is going happen
>becoming a manager at work and somehow make less than 40k a year at 34
>retire at 60 with a 40k a year job that probably offers basic benefits and no pension
Was this infograph made on April 1st?
>First kiss at 15
>Driving license at 20
>Buy car at 22
Wtf is this
>>81245566
You're*
>>81237022
desu I'm 25 and I've never had a license, car, or job, and I live with my mom. plus im a kissless virgin. never been on holiday with friends either.
I mean why even when I can masturbate for free?
>>81245823
dubs > grammer
>>81237022
>15
25 and still haven't.
making $30K after tax.
Fuck me.
>>81245965
>>81245902
t. r9k
>>81244955
As far as the capital goes, there's a lot of different ways you can go about obtaining capital. In my case, it was a "who ya know" kind of situation who fronted me some money in exchange for % of the net worth. I've looked into a lot of businesses, probably had 10-20 business ideas before I settled on pest control (out of simplicity of setup and the fact that I knew someone with a license). Partnered with a company to build them up in exchange for several things and a salary and a portion of ownership. Basically wheel and deal brother but play to your investors greedyness and let that be their own undoing so you can consolidate the company in your own name.
>>81237022
>first kiss
>friends
>engagement and marriage
>40K a year
I'll kill you OP
Rate my life /pol/
>First Kiss at 10
>Lost virginity at 15
>Get driver's licence at 17
>First full time job at 18
>Moved out at 18
>First independent holiday w friends hasn't happened yet, don't have the cash for it
>>81245965
30k USD or 30k maple leafs?
>>81237022
this is like a guide for being poor and venturing into alcoholism
>>81237022
The fuck is this, I make almost 90k a year and I'm 22
>>81237022
Age 22 : move out of parents' house!
MFW
ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC
>>81237022
>pass driving test at 20
>20
????????????
>>81246169
>being poor and venturing into alcoholism
basically the average europoors life t.b.h.
>>81245505
How much overtime do you work?
>>81246167
BMO syrup bucks.
>>81239182
clearly someone who is wealthy
>buy first house at age 29
>I live in vancouver
>that might as well read "accumulate over 1 million dollars in wealth by age 29"
>>81239848
MOVE OUT AT AGE 22?
everything is wrong with that.
have some fucking pride, Ameribro.
>25
>live with my parents
>make 37k a year
>no social life
>had sex once when I was 18
I contemplate suicide daily
>Hey guys lets go back to muh repressed conservative lifestyle!
Reminder that liberalism was the best thing to ever happen to the west.
>>81245651
>>81246121
Fascinating. I figured you would have jumped for another field/job instead of going for your own business. It's funny that of all the people I meet, it's those who are absolutely desperate that seem to get the most ahead in life. Sink or swim seems to make an awful lot of people swim. I wish I had that kind of backbone. Would take great pleasure in being able to tell my own success stories instead of those of others. Good on you, anon. I only have thew faintest notion from my parents when they owned their own private practice, but I imagine it is very hard work. Good luck in the future, though, anon.
>>81243614
No, age here for driving test is 17.
>>81242852
I think a 12-year-old made this.
>first kiss, but not first sex, which is WAY more important
>getting a license at 20
>move out at 22
>getting married, having a kid, and buying a house BEFORE making an average wage
>retire at 60
What the fuck is up with this chart?
>>81245651
nice and you did that all with zero help or starting cash? inspirational stuff.
>tfw 23 and not a single one of those
Should I end it now?
Age 40-59: stare at wall?
>>81246477
>everything is wrong with that.
Why? I'm still in school, why would I move out and give myself more to worry about for no reason?
lol, this fucking agenda
>them drones
enjoy your metropolis plebs
>>81237022
40,000 pound/yr = 52776.00 US Dollars/yr
OK, then.
Seriously, is this from the 1960's?
>>81246358
Not him but I am a field engineer that makes $140000, I work two 84 hour weeks and then get 2 off
>>81245505
no room for growth. around 23 i was making around 100k but now 20 years later i make much more at a fortune 500
>all these anons ITT who act like you're the biggest loser on the face of the earth if you aren't making 100k by age 25
>tfw entering college this fall as 22 y/o freshman
wew lad. I might actually be fazed by you self conscious ebraggers if I didn't have a nice job lined up for me after I graduate :^)
>>81247340
That's pretty great. Did you have to move somewhere small or have a lot of experience?
Who is this cunt to tell me precisely what I should do and when I should do it?
>>81246358
Not a whole lot, just for clarification, I'm a power lineman with the DWP, some guys here work fuck tons of overtime and make 200,000+
Cost of living here is a bit high too, so wouldn't be as much to everybody. But living /comfy/
>Age 20
>pass driving test
This must be for australians or something, Americans take the driving test at 16
What kind of a fucking normie made this goddamn chart. So triggered right now.
It's a stupid infographic designed to make retard Britbong normies take debt early on
>>81247555
How do you make twice the average?
http://www.indeed.com/salary/Journeyman-Lineman.html
That's an extremely degenerate life path.
>only having two children
>wasting time and money going on holiday
>be engaged for two years
>presumably having sex outside of wedlock
>renting
That's basically a fucking boomer guide to life, and boomers are the single worst generation of human beings to ever exist in history.
>>81237022
>Start taking 2 vacations per year
>BEFORE start earning 40k per year
Is this a fucking joke? Where are you taking vacations, your backyard for the afternoon? Most people with children can't even SURVIVE on 40k per year, yet alone thrive.
This chart is retarded.
Also:
>1 post by this ID
>>81246912
Not even a kiss?
>>81237022
>age 20
>pass driving test
>age 22
>buy first car
What the fuck?
>>81246431
dang, so the government is holding you prisoner in vancouver? looks like you're locked into poverty then.
>>81237022
>ITT: Americlap autists who don't realise the 40k is in pounds
>>81239182
Wannabe rich people who read rags like the WSJ. It's just pornography basically, same for people who read magazines about owning cars and boats.
>>81248199
40k pounds is still shit desu
>>81248199
WOW
12,000 EXTRA DOLLARS PER YEAR
FUCKING AMAZING
>>81248167
May KEK bless you with something great by the end of this summer.
>>81248290
Weekly Shounen Jump?
>>81248482
Wall Street Journal you low-tier degenerate britbong
No wonder the Romans built a wall to keep you out
#MakeSPQRGreatAgain
>>81248290
Doesn't the average person in the US make 30-something thousand a year? And considering the cost of living, it's not much. People say we're the wealthiest nation on the planet, but in a lot of ways, we're very Brazil.
>>81237022
You still at the top anon?
>>81248720
Actually it's 50k, but that's including a large percentage of the population that only takes welfare or has no jobs.
>>81248910
>making 50k translates to receiving 50k in welfare
nice country, lad
>>81248910
>takes welfare
We don't really have a comprehensive welfare system. $200 max in food stamps pales in comparison to what Europoor NEETs get.
Unless you're a deaf single black mother of five, I just don't see the government cheese rolling in.
Has anybody here fucked up their youth but managed to recover and life a normal life? I'm running out of hope
>>81247847
A little under twice the average, plus I get great medical benefits, city is really the way to go.
>>81249185
That's not what I meant. My point was that the average might actually be higher, not that it might be lower.
>>81249286
What do you mean "fucked up their youth". You mean like wasted a gap year, or like was in a gang?
>>81249286
Why would you want to live a normal life? Normies are just as unhappy as anyone else; don't let the memebook shitposting fool you.
this image is so pathetic
I earned 75$k a year at 24 years old
whoever made this image should kill themself
>>81249286
I'm gonna be a 22 yo freshman in CC and I got my drivers license at 21
I have friends from high school who have kids, who are 10k+ in debt, who are addicted to drugs, who are on academic probation. Who have duis or a record. Who have hpv or herpes.
I may be a KV but slow and steady wins the race. Don't let normies on 4chan tell you otherwise.
>>81249647
>You mean like wasted a gap year
I'm planning on going to university at age 26
>people still falling for the capitalism meme
>>81249286
How'd you fuck it up? A lot of people I know who fucked up just went to pharmacy school or that ez 100K starting. Don't even need to write the PCAT anymore.
>>81246638
this
>>81247709
This, where the hell did first part time job go?
>>81249758
What's that in real money
Excuse me, retarded Americans, but,
>Units are not in US dollars
>>81244616
Kek, nice liberal arts degree
Is it bad that I accomplished most of this by age 18?
>Bought house 18
>Holiday with friends 15
>Full time job 16
>License 16
>>81244211
Retarded Jews who just want you to take out a loan.
>>81237022
>20
>Pass Driving Test
>Full time a year before
Ya nope
>>81249864
Yeah, you'll live. Go to a state university for something important, either business/law, or engineering and sciences, then go to your expensive school for your law degree, your MBA, or your PhD. With a doctorate especially this is a good path because most schools offer stipends to help you pay for college.
i dont get why people take holidays. i hate travelling
>>81250251
Computer science actually
Liberal arts majors don't even get jobs
>>81250168
Well said kouhai kun
>>81237022
There is an important milestone missing there
>>81237022
Lmao get the fuck outta here. Smoke weed every day mate.
>>81249961
Fell for the working meme instead of going to school
Then moved to Alberta and went to trade school, then the oil industry crashed and there's no jobs so I'm back to square one
>>81242863
Blessings upon you anon, we dont have alot of time to help the King save souls.
>>81248910
Median HOUSEHOLD income is around 42k
>>81250500
>Liberal arts majors don't even get jobs
That's not true; where do you think universities find part-time adjuncts at minimum wage to teach future liberal arts majors.
>boomers try to measure our lives against theirs in the economy and society they laid waste to
NORMIES
GET OUT
GET OUT OF MY BOARD NORMIES
LEAAAAVE
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81250500
Neither do ComSci majors
>>81250700
They hire 40 yr old NEET philosophers
NEETs are the monks of our time
>>81250676
In that case he's probably right.
>>81250767
If you suck at computer science you won't get a job. I agree.
Never had that problem myself :^)
>>81237022
What the fuck is this nonsense and why would someone not instantly look at the fucking watermark for a loan shark in the bottom right and disregard it?
>>81249864
I went back to school at 30 and am now making 100k a year. Go into something that is needed, like a trade or healthcare. STEM is oversaturated and IT is a clusterfuck. Automatic no on any "research/teaching only" majors.
>>81250575
Honestly, it's never too late. Just make sure you do a real degree with job opportunities. Most hard sciences won't actually lead to good jobs so do your research.
>>81237022
What kind of fucking housing prices are you using? I'm 29 and i'm making $55,000 a year and I still can't afford a house, they're $600,000 starting price.
Although lol at a 40 year old striving to make $40k, that's chump change.
>>81250222
44k gbp you pale snaggletoothed inbred weakling
>>81251025
STEM is fine, certain sub-disciplines of stem are oversaturated. The world has enough CompSci majors, it doesn't need any more here in the US. HOWEVER, if you're going into something like Neurology and biomechanics there are a ton of positions, especially with corporations.
>>81251152
Where the hell do you live that over half a million dollars is the price for an average home?
>>81251438
Yes this is true, but most people don't go into neurology, they go into eng or some meme degree like that.
>>81237022
>>81251025
>you'll never be a former neet
>smelly ascetic
>teach plato, descartes, etc
>use all your meager pay on taco bell party boxes
It's like you want to set the future generation up to fail.
>>81251476
>mfw the median house price in Sydney is $1,000,000
>mfw an absolutely shit-tier apartment in a shit-tier suburb still costs $400,000
>start earning 40k a year
>age 37
hahah how old is this thing
that's lower than entry level wage in an industry worth anything
>>81247340
>2 84 hour weeks
How the fuck does that work? 12 hours a day for 7 days a week?
Actuary here. 24 making 80k a year. Will be at 100k in 2 years. Average 42 hours a week of work
>Age 37
>Start earning 40k a year.
That's pretty shit salary m8
>>81251974
>Sydney
Oh. Yeah it's those big cities, bro. I hear that's what they're all like.
>>81251025
>>81251438
I was thinking of studying computer science, form what I've read and people I've talked to it seems like one of the few things here where you can find jobs. Already tried the trades and couldn't find shit, and I know many unemployed engineers
>>81237022
This is some pleb shit. Most of us aren't normies and have already accomplished most of this shit already.
>>81240977
>>81242852
>>81243077
>>81243333
>>81244015
>loans.co.uk
What are Great British Pounds? Fuck learn to read people
>>81237022
My life, as of now, is work, bills and leisure.
I have no fucking clue how I would even fit a wife into the equation because I come home from work too damn tired to function, mentally and physically.
Sadly I don't see this changing. Online dating didn't pan out and no circumstances where I can actually meet a girl has come about.
My suspicion is that I am simply the last of my name and life has determined that I will not be reproducing. Oh well, not everyone gets to.
I don't mind being alone, people drain me more often than not. I will say, though, that it does strike me as strange that more and more people like me are coming about with each passing year.
>tfw 20 years old
>tfw hkv
At least I have a 3.9+ GPA
>>81243294
I'm living alone at 20, no license though. Metropolis doesn't require one. Almost engaged too
>>81251476
Orange County, California
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Orange-County-CA/pmf,pf_pt/1286_rid/33.965003,-117.103959,33.316758,-118.436051_rect/9_zm/
>>81252805
chang?
>>81252874
>I'm living alone at 20
>Almost engaged too
m8...
>>81252997
Alone as in, moved out not fucking single.
>>81251647
Biomechanics IS engineering you twat. The areas where there is oversaturation in engineering are the very basic disciplines that people went into because it sounded cool. Thinks like mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, and civil engineering. The upper-tier disciplines, that are significantly more complex than the lower-tier positions, are still very much open. The world has tons of open positions in bioengineering (ESPECIALLY BIOINFORMATICS, THIS IS PRESENTLY A HUGE FIELD WITH AN UNDERSATURATION OF STUDENTS), aerospace engineering, advanced subdisciplines of mechanics, and advanced subdisciplines of chemistry.
Even beyond that, there is always huge amounts of room for the "boring" mathematics disciplines. Businesses have a big demand for actuaries and accountants, and actuaries especially have enormous potential incomes, not to mention business skills.
If you have no plans to do anything in the sciences, go into law, business, or economics. Economics is huge as always, business and law are re-emerging.
If you don't really care about money, do what makes you happy but be prepared to scramble for cash.
>>81237022
>be a best man at 22
>but don't get married till 27
How does this work?
>have your first kid at 28
>have another kid after 30
>only have 2 kids
Jesus, Mary and Joseph this graph is retarded
>>81252937
No, just an ugly spic
>>81237022
>first kiss
>marriage
>friends
>implying any of those things have to do with success
>>81250230
that 1.3x multiplier ain't helpin this graphic, Mohammed
>>81253244
>when i said i'm living alone i meant living together with my gf obviously
lol
>>81252245
I'd move somewhere else but there's even less chance of a job
Basically I can either have a job in the city (which is still extremely difficult) and never afford to live there, or live out in the middle of nowhere and never get a job
Maybe I should pretend to be gay so I can be an affirmative action hire
40k hahahahaha fucking faggots. Try 300k at 30
>>81237022
Well thanks for making me feel better about myself
>>81246912
No man, just be honest with yourself and determine what you want out of life. Go and get it.
>>81237022
>40k at 37
>renting property with a partner before marriage
>mfw i'm 27, married, own my home and make 45k per year (and my wife makes just under 47k per year)
>40k starting
>well below 30
I think I might still make it lads
>>81252249
Comp Sci is basically slave labor. You will be way under paid and over worked. Go into healthcare, be a nurse or something. This may be biased because I am in California and compsci is basically "Hi, I can program, please pay me 10c an hour".
>>81253728
Feel bad for you, anon.
>>81252630
>What are Great British Pounds?
If the downward trend in their value continues? Toilet paper.
>>81252652
Exercise more and eat right, you will be amazed at how much more energy you will have. Change your lifestyle.
>>81253251
Fucking sperg holy shit
>>81245505
>22
>$180k/y
You niggers should've made a start-up and invested while still in high school so you wouldn't have to waste time and money in college like me
>>81237022
>by x age you must have absolutely done y
terrible way to live, and completely arbitrary
>>81253307
Clearly you should be close friends with people five years older than you. Of course they'll need to have been best friends with someone five years older than them to be a best man at 22, so after a generation or two the whole thing kinda falls apart.
>>81237022
>oh vey goyim speen all your money ASAP!
Someone is behind this post.
>>81255043
>japahnn
>toilet paper
>trend lasted two whole minutes
i hope no one trusts you with their money
you don't know jack
>>81253728
>live out in the middle of nowhere and never get a job
it's way better than you think it is
>>81237022
> working part time by age 15
> first fuck at 16
> making $50k age 21
> dump rich girl and fugg 10 more age 22
> do lots of drugs age 23
> quit job to fuck around and fly around work at age 24
> get with successful woman age 25
> break up repeatedly while quitting jobs off and on
> keep traveling
> post on /pol/ and turn FAR RIGHT age 28
> have kids at 30
> KEEP ON BALLIN
>>81253821
>my daddy set me up in this office and gives me an allowance!
>>81255165
>Exercise more and eat right
That might have something to do with it. I eat very little, sometimes one meal a day in fact.
Why? I find that overeating makes me shit at work and I can't perform as effectively.
As for exercise, I've not a clue where I'd begin. I guess it would depend on the type in question. There's many.
>>81237022
I am ahead of this in every way except having a woman I plan to wife up and I'm fucking terrible. I'm about to be 24 with no job, no money, no home of my own, no college, no certifications. Nothing but technically demanding work experience I sure as fuck hope I can parley into a decent job until I can get my shit really together. If this is your great life plan then I'm glad your shit is going so smoothly.
>>81254873
>You will be way under paid and over worked
I make $18/h doing hard labour exposed to oilfield waste all day. Sitting at a computer and typing/thinking sounds great
>>81239848
>pass driving test at age 20
>not having your license until you're fucking 20
>move out at 22
>not moving into a dorm at college or something and instead living like a degenerate in parents basement
>getting married
>having children
>having MORE children
>buying a brand new car
>ever
>>81237022
>first kiss at 15
Got mine at 17. Am I supposed to feel behind?
>full time job at 19
Nigga I just finished university two months ago (21)
>holiday with friends
>friends
>buy a house
>on less than 40k
40k is lowball starting salary for comp eng
>think about starting a business
What if I don't want to?
>move to second house
what was wrong with the first one?
>two holidays a year
Gee Bill.
>40k at 37
Poor Britbongs
>81256168
>buying a brand new car
>ever
this
buying a brand new car is stupid
if you have that kind of money to waste just lease something so you can keep swapping it out
>>81255725
He could be a great entrepreneur, you don't know.
>>81237022
it's shilling for loans (((lenders))). ignore.
>>81254541
>wife earns more than you
>>81237022
>age 20 pass driving test
nigger i drove at 16 and only totaled two cars, lol you guys are fucking losers
>>81255980
I would do your job in a hot second and I would never do comp sci slave work.
>>81255807
http://www.startbodyweight.com/
or for weights/bulk, Starting Strength (book)
Diet: Perfect Health Diet
Mood problems?: The Mood Cure
>>81237022
You forgot the part where your wife divorces you on grounds of "domestic abuse", takes the kids, your house and half your stuff
But this was bait anyway
>>81255807
I quit smoking, drinking and eating red meat and highly processed foods.
I'm a new man with a ton of energy and a hard manual labor job. Do it.
>>81237022
Man, thinking about this, I did a lot at 16-17
>First kiss
>First fuck
>First job
>First car
>Move out
>First holiday
>First holiday with partner
>And rent with partner
At 18 I
>Bought first house
At 24 I was a
>Best man
>Started earning better than average wage
>Moved to my second house
>Started earning 40k+
AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT
>Lost my chick I lived with for 7+ years
>Lost my job
>Lost my next job
>Lost my house
>Lost my other house
Everything is just shit now.
>>81256775
I made $55k when wife made $110k
Now wife makes $170k
you obviously can't handle a woman if the idea of her making more scares you. As an actual, traditional husband, you still make the financial decisions and budgets for the family regardless of who makes what. Otherwise, she spends it all and fucks the family up
>>81256476
People like that don't visit 4chan
>>81257078
You mentioned you went back to college at 30. More on that if possible? What did you major in?
I went to college and didn't take it seriously, youthful stupidity cost me dearly. 23, looking to unfuck my shit and get back on track.
>>81257213
How the fuck do you buy a house at 18?
>>81256859
It really depends on what companies you work for. My comp sci job is half shitposting, half programming.
>>81256940
Saved this information, thank you.
>>81237022
Because you'll be called out as some boring autist.
>mfw my parents own 300 properties around South-East England.
>mfw I'm a NEET in my mid twenties and already expecting to destroy it all by incompetence and mismanagement when I inherit it all.
Life is pain, even for the privileged.
>>81257350
I had a job paying me about 38k a year, I also worked on the side to add to that income, and my first house was 98k. This was also all the pre 2008 crash, so they were handing out loans like candy. I'm 34 now. I had to come up with zero money down. And my payments were less than $700 a month. It was nice back then.
>>81257275
>thinking she will stay with someone making 1/4th of what she makes
You crack me the fuck up.
>>81256775
>implying i give a shit
money is money, i don't care where it comes from
she's also working on several books
if they sell and i can quit my job and stay at home, i'd be fucking ecstatic. working sucks.
>>81257297
according to my polling, roughly 50% of 4chan posters have 8" cocks, are 6'5", have 10/10 gfs, started making $200k/year at age 23, had a 4.5GPA in college, were both valedictorians and fucked nonstop during high school, and can bench press 400lbs
it's really weird
>>81237022
>getting married
ahahahahahAHAHAHAHA
any man that gets married in this day and age deserves to have his life ruined
>>81248290
>that pic
I've never seen married couple with 4 dependents and a household income of 650K look so distressed before.
>>81257337
23 is nothing, i had a friend go back at fucking 45 and now they make 150k a year after two years of schooling. I'm a male nurse, I make 100k a year and the job is great.
>>81252630
That's still garbage. How can you afford to live on that with a family.
This chart was made by some teeny popper.
>>81240977
>22
>starting work next month
>68k a year
>25 days vacation
Public accounting, man
>>81257953
From what I hear nursing is hard to get into. How long did the process take you?
>>81257297
>>81257812
Come on, it's totally possible.
>>81237022
I hope there aren't any underage kids hanging on 4chan, but if there are, and they see this bullshit, please , don't believe this crap it's so wrong i can't even..
You adults who're reading this shit? yeah, don't believe or accept that crap either.
It's your life, you should decide how it goes.
Don't believe that lie of "Marriage = happy and normal life", and "Kids make you happy" bullshit
>having kids
>getting married
You're doing it wrong OP
>pay hookers for cheap fucks
>Become a full time male hooker
Rinse and repeat infinite money and sex supply
>>81258604
3.5 years, you can do GE while in line to get into the program.
>>81257599
You gotta study hard and get direction from them. Do it now before they are too senile, dead or aren't up for managing them. That is a big deal, anon, you need to get down to business.
>40k at 37
I'm 23 and I made 100k last year doing Hvac. Just put a down payment on a house. Your chart is for losers.
>>81237022
God that image is such a fantasy
>>81258844
300k starting math major is an ancient meme
>>81245505
I was on your path before I fucked up. Would've been making 70k right now as a third year at 22. Instead I'm making 25k as a first year in a county with a much weaker union.
