FUCK YOU POL YOU FUCKING DESTROYED THE WORLD BEFORE I COULD GET LAID BEFORE I COULD GET THE JOB OF MY DREAMS
FUCK KEK I WANT OUT OF THIS I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS SERIOUS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND GAMES
meds, kid
your meds
>>81203473
If you die a virgin you'll be a wizard in the afterlife so don't worry about it
Got $100? Then go get laid, faggot.
>>81203473
>>81203473
>you were ever getting laid
>>81203473
>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND GAMES
Are you not entertained?
>>81203473
At least you can come back as a lich.
>>81203701
What level of weird, degenerate porn is allowable to still gain afterlife wizard powers?
Surely there was a line drawn somewhere.
>>81203473
Just masturbate 5 times in a row, it works wonders when i'm stressed
>>81203473
>>country that has had a coup every 20 years for 100 years has a coup
>>Thinks its meme magic
>>81204654
Masturbation only lowers your mana pool. ok praise kek.
>>81204695
This is great.
Also if you're not unerageb& you had plenty of time to get laid.
>>81204695
i read an article a few years back about a brazilian kid who jerked off so much in one day that he died
Calm down lad. Get on flightradar24.com ,track the tanks at Ataturk airport and listen to a stream. I wish you all a comfy night
>>81203473
Ya /pol ended the world before I could get my hands on this, and use that "screen cleaner" for...purposes
>>81206027
suicide by fappening?
holy kek
>>81206027
Heart attack after 16 times in a night I think
>>81203701
I hope this is true.
Who /kissless virgin/ here?
>>81206027
cause of death:
too much fap
>I want to die like this
>mfw my gf gets turned on by happenings and I'll be getting laid when she gets home
(Kek wills wit)
/
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/\( , ,)/\
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
>>81206027
epic
>>81207178
with the current happenings overload there should be enough for all of us then
>>81207178
get out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81207044
You will.
>>81203473
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>81207895
only if you're black or muslim of course
>>81205654
Shit Im probably somewhere in negative effects of low energy
>>81203473
Mignola knew this would come.
Praise Kek and praise the Ogdru Jahad
>>81203473
>BEFORE I COULD GET THE JOB OF MY DREAMS
Fry cook is taken, asshole.
>>81206366
>Screen cleaner
Is this real?
>>81205366
>> Islamic terrorism in France
>> thinks it's meme magic
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>81203473
>>81203473
> RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81211775
Yes
http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/store/gal-gun-double-peace-ps4-us-version-mr-happiness-collectors-edition
>>81206950
The "need" for sex is actually just as overcomeable as any other base desire, but normies are far too insecure to ever admit that to themselves or others
>>81203473
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAJEK LAUGHS AT YOU FROM AFAR
>>81206693
Just 16 times?
I've done it 36 times in two hours.
>The masturbation God is here
