Get in here!
TURN ON CNN
FOR REAL
>>81201723
REMOVE KEBAB
someone explain this shit for someone who has no clue whats going on
whats the reasoning behind the attempted coup?
#NotAllMuslims
WILL ERGODAN DIE?
>>81201723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
Best stream?
Sky is shit
BBC is shilling for Erdogan.
The coup is failing
so I'm just coming in. what happened?
who lauched the coup and why?
>>81202130
THIS PLEASE
This shit is confusing.
>>81202130
Military got tired of Erdogan's Islamic shenanigans
ANATOLIA IS RIGHTFUL GALATIAN CLAY
>this was on one of Ankara streams
>>81202129
KEK
and
THIS!
>>81202130
Erdogan turning secularist, democratic Turkey into muslim shithole. Military finally said enough is enough.
>>81202130
Because Kek wills it
>At least 1 dead & 5 injured as pro-Erdogan fanatics & Turkish Army clash
>>81202130
>>81202318
COME HOME WHITE MAN
>>81202090
>tense standoff
Fuck that, why aren't attack helicopters strafing the crowds?
>>81202241
Yeah, it hurts a bit. We're just bitter that we're stuck with such a shit government but have no tradition of coups.
>>81202267
>who lauched the coup
The military.
>and why?
They're Islamophobic bigots.
Pls military just mow the muslims down
>Someone in turkey is using a turkey meme flag rallying in the streets
kek
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YqJDbWdbgoKV
heres a live stream. are these people protesting the military or the president i cant tell
>>81202740
flag confirms
>>81202555
>Bulgarian
You fellas hate Turks
they will spin this into 'prayers and peaceful Islam saved democracy'. couldn't be worse
more gunshots
wew fucking lad
6 dead reported as military ordered to fire on pro-Erdogan protesters.
>>81202199
>108 fucking degrees
WHY
THE FUCK
WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LIVE IN ARIZONA?
>>81202740
top kek
>Reports Erdogan is seeking British asylum
>Britain’s new Foreign Sec called him a goatfucker in May
>>81202555
>it's just muslims vs muslims
and here I thought something exciting was happening, what a disappointment
>>81202836
very much so yes
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YqJDbWdbgoKV
HELICOPTER NOISES
ITS HAPPENING
>>81202964
It's a dry heat tho :^)
>>81202130
>>81202318
this >>81200866 seems like a possible explanation
otherwise it could be actually a western backed coup to get rid of erdogan
either way , military is secular, government is islamist
>>81202130
Erdogan is eroding the nations secular foundations and democratic foundations in order to consolidate power. The military is defending the Turkish nation and preserving Ataturk's dream of a moderna and functioning state.
ANY LIVESSTREAM???
>"Turkey is NOT a 3rd world country. People saying this will pay the price REEEEEE"
Its over: https://twitter.com/Havrekhshaeta/status/754083992916336640
>>81203104
it's a secular military vs mudshits
>>81203220
holy shit
>>81202954
Why wasn't this order issued at the beginning. Obviously some true believers would put up a fight. Mow them all down.
Is Anzu fine?
>>81202757
It'd be really good if they just started playing Euro Truck Simulator against these protesters with their tanks. A bunch of seculare nationalists crushing muzzies under their treads would be a real pick-me-up after VP Pence.
>>81203335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
Kill Islamist 2bh
Didn't something happen like this a bunch of times in Egypt and Latin America? Especially in Egypt recently
>>81203449
ANZU IS DEEEEEEAD
>Sky News: military helicopters flying low over crowds and tilting forwards so their rotors decapitate protesters
>>81203478
thanks
>>81202130
basically the turkroach is an islamist and the army is secular, they got tired of his bullshit and staged a coup. Russia is likely to side with the army and provide military assistance. The rest of the world is in chaos. So we are essentially on the cusp of WW3.
Also, you'll never take back the falklands, even in a world war you shitskin cunt
Man fuck that 1000+ sticky, it chokes all browsers on my laptop and updating takes 45 seconds
>>81203572
Seems legit
>>81203372
She's so beautiful I just want to throat fuck her until I bust a nut
>>81203104
You should try to invade the Falklands again. That'd be hilarious.
>>81202497
KEK IS THE PASSWORD FOR THE REVOLUTION
IDS HABBENIN
>>81203525
It has happened several times in Turkey already
RICOCHETS
THEY'RE NOT SHOOTING IN THE AIR
>>81202533
Confirmed
>>81202199
holy fuck
habbening
>>81203372
Asian women are beautiful
HOLY SHIT BULLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE
BRIDGE HABBENING
>>81203449
Confirmed raped and killed by Muslim militia
THEY ARE OPENING FUCKING FIRE.
ARE THE PRO ERDOGAN SHITS GETTING THEIR TEETH KICKED IN????
>>81201723
Can somebody redpill this for me? What the fuck is going on?
Something about their prime minister and refugees or something?
Hmmmm I wonder where all the turkroach shitposters are.
According to senior advisor Cemal Hasimi, President Cockroach is in Istanbul.
>>81202914
I can see it.
>>81203103
Our foreign sec is Boris, who is probably the last person Erdogan could want deciding whether he comes here, or not.
>>81203981
on the streets probably making history
They have to kill as many of the top officials as quickly as they can or the coup will fail. Muscle must be flexed they have it
>get fired on
>BOOOOOO
Are roaches literally insane?
>>81203449
She's still on vacation in japan
She'll probably going to take advantage of the situation to get refugee statusand never leave
>>81203981
out on the streets
>>81190863
any information about current status of military personnel stationed at Incirlik?
>>81203899
Sounds hot, you got a video?
digits confirm 100+ dead civilians.
>>81204113
Yes, why are they going so slow?
>>81203885
>>81203897
You guys see all these people start ducking and then sprinting down the streets?
>>81204109
more like crying like little bitches under their beds
>Dude in the SKY stream suspects that the shooting footage is staged
ayy lmao
>>81203969
Erdogan is being overthrown by the military.
>>81204213
R A R E
>>81202542
>a truck is better at killing people than the Armed Forces
How fucked is this world?
fyi anyone watching the sky news stream. it is looping footage, so it's not live like they say it is. don't believe the media
>>81203722
Nothing but shit posting there as well
>>81204246
nah they are not french
>>81204265
Yeah I just found a solid explanation.
Fuck man, sounds like Erdogan is a fucking prick. God speed Turkey
>>81202914
You can't imagine the media here, they already say how an iPhone, the "people" and Erdogan saved (??) Democracy!
>>81204123
>Japan accepting refugees
>ever
>>81204294
Because the ones committing the coup don't want to kill people.
>>81201723
Somebody give me a link to where i can watch shit, without Sky news turning away or Foxnews at 10?
>>81203525
What happened in Egypt was that the military ousted Mubarak, the asshole President who was ruining the country. The Egyptian populace showed their support by electing the Muslim Brotherhood and not some front group or anything, but the actual fucking Muslim Brotherhood. The military went "yeah, nah", arrested the new President and put one of their own guys in charge.
What this shows is that Muslims cannot be trusted with democracy because Muslim countries are full of Muslims who will vote for Shariah extremists and make their country even shittier. Erdogan could get away with this shit because though Turkey was, for the most part, secular it's full of muzzies who want a Neo-Ottoman Empire.
>>81204345
>it is looping footage, so it's not live like they say it is.
What would that possibly accomplish?
Can anyone explain what the fuck is up with 2016?
Are there planets alligning or some shit?
>>81204123
>implying she didnt have insider knowledge that the coup was gonna happen and escaped to japan
>>81204213
>RARE
>A
>R
>E
>>81203572
>Sky News: Military has now begun utilising one-manned Turkish Walker Gears, complete with mounted turrets and controllable servo-arms for picking things up.
>>81204511
Oh, and praising themselves, saying how 'independant' media helped too.
>>81204661
We abused meme magic, now it's out of control.
>>81204661
We're in the meme magic timeline
>>81204521
Didn't they accept like 25? Then immediately kick them out for 10 of them being rapist twats?
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>>81204294
They probably expected civilians support
>>81204521
They'll make an exception for Anzu
>>81204661
This is all Trump's fault.
>>81204213
2 CUNTRIES 1 FLAG
time to git /comfy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4qpT_ow3sc
>>81204579
>Muslim countries are full of Muslims who will vote for Shariah extremists and make their country even shittier.
But it's only a handful that are radicals ;-)
analysts for Italian Sky News seem to think Erdogan is done
some guy calling in saying the colonels, not the generals have started the coup – there is resistance
according to his sources Erdogan has not left the country and that he's not planning to leave the country, he's just acting that way to cover the fact that he's organizing to fight the coup back
>>81204888
I don't think those ones had been accepted.
>>81204213
What are you?
>>81202256
after the turkroaches started to hit tanks with sticks
the fucking military is a joke
I've heard of keeping turkeys in a coop, but this is ridiculous!
>>81201723
I hope Erdogan will be killed today.
>>81205062
>It's all Trump's fault that the Turks are pursuing liberty and freedom from Edrogan's yoke
MAGA
What news site is the best/least biased.
Sky seems SHIT
>>81202354
Was their leader that big of an Islamist? I always thought turkey was pretty secular as far as Muslim countries go
>>81205038
Poor guys, they didn't realize how bad their country had gotten. They should have acted earlier, back when Erdogan raped all those top-ranking officers over that conspiracy thingy.
>Breaking News: White man with glasses seen charging himself into the fray, attacking both soldiers and Islamists at random, immune to small-arms fire, some sort of personalised body armour, more to come.
>>81205478
/pol/
Are the people waving the flags the secularists or the muzzies?
>>81205115
Erdogan would never ever leave the country. If he flies, he'll admit defeat.
>>81205478
CNN.
They have a continuous feed of shootings and are interviewing top political officials.
>>81205478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
They are watching the crashes if you can call it that on the bridge. Keeps fucking PANNING though.
Give him a choice: Gitmo or handed over to Turkish military
>NTV reports that F16s have taken down a Sikorsky owned by the coup-ing military.
>>81204821
Bitch ass Turks not using Quiet
>>81205522
"was" is the key word there.
>>81205662
>He's hiding under the stove
>>81204579
More complicated, at first the military supported Mubarak, but as protest increased the mil went for an election.
Muslim brotherhood indeed won by a couple of %.
Morsi, the MB president ruled for about a year. During that year ISIS in Sinai spread, Billion a year worth of touristic industry in Sinai was destroyed.
The famine that led to the protests originally got even worse.
MB was harming Egypt's relations with other countries.
Islamic laws were being passed.
People got pissed and hit the streets.
After a couple of days the army rolls in to support the public.
Raids against all influential MB supporters, thousands were jailed overnight.
Thousands more were killed.
Raids continue for months to destroy any MB power base in Egypt, many sentenced to death.
it's getting cold, isn't it?
>>81205160
It's a really fancily dressed nigger in polandball.
>>81205336
i see the potential for a better pun
>>81205846
>>81205850
spooky
I'm hearing the coup is being pushed backed
Helicopter sniping civvis lol.
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754087041403682816
>https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754087041403682816
FUCKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHH #2
>>81206096
It's a script newfag.
Pro and anti erodogan supporters clashing
Turkish fighter jet has sit down coup helicopter - nbc
Coup is kill
CHP, HDP, MHP - Turkey's main opposition parities in parliament - all oppose coup.
Don't hope too hard, if Erdogan is removed it might be the end of some happenings
>>81206054
Ja bitte das vould nicht be Carlos
Reminder that if this coup fails, Turkey is over.
It will become another islamic shithole.
>>81206250
How are you alive?
>>81206134
How does Israel feel about Turkey and this situation?
>>81206134
Top Kek
Which side is the CIA on? That one will likely win.
>>81206110
It's over, de facto. Just going to be a process of surrender and clean up, probably.
The rebel faction still could go crazy, they control jets, helicopters and tanks... so who knows.
>28 pages released today
>terrorists torturing french victims revealed today
all getting buried by the coup. did they have advanced knowledge this was going to happen?
>>81206134
>[muffled Allahu Akbar continues]
Holy shit, is that just like their version of breathing?
>>81206620
I hope they go full kill everyone
Military clearly hoped for bloodless transition, but now they gotta realize that's impossible. They need to start bombing every major spot of resistance and purge now if they are to survive
>>81203478
Those protestors were just climbing that armored assault vehicle and banging their chests like king fucking kong, shouting OOOOH OOOH OOHH
Literal fucking apes.
>>81206477
How do YOU think Israel feels about Turkey and this situation?
>>81203981
I've seen tons of roach posters. granted i was in the sticky for a while, but it was just going too fast
>>81206642
Yes
https://twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754086102907047937
What are the group of civilians chanting?
Allahu Akhbar it sounds like
TURKISH FIGHTER JET SHOOTS DOWN COUP CHOPPER
>>81206775
Something antisemitic, but I want to hear what the Jew thinks.
>>81203449
Anzu is dead, bro.
>>81206477
We're for the seculars of course. Erdugan is hated here.
But it's over and Turks saying this will just make him stronger.
>>81206909
Confirmed.
Coup is fucked
>>81206598
Erdogan?
>>81206874
LIT
THE
FUCK
UP
CNN is already calling it for the government! Is the coup over?
BREAKING: Armed forces have entered Taksim sq. of Istanbul to disperse crowds resisting military coup #Turkey
12:54 AM - 16 Jul 2016
BREAKING: Armed forces have entered Taksim sq. of Istanbul to disperse crowds resisting military coup #Turkey
12:54 AM - 16 Jul 2016
BREAKING: Armed forces have entered Taksim sq. of Istanbul to disperse crowds resisting military coup #Turkey
12:54 AM - 16 Jul 2016
>>81205726
>playing on easy modo
>BREAKING: Turkish F-16s shoot down helicopter carrying 'coup plotters'
BREAKING: Turkish F-16s shoot down helicopter carrying 'coup plotters'
>BREAKING: Turkish F-16s shoot down helicopter carrying 'coup plotters'
BREAKING: Turkish F-16s shoot down helicopter carrying 'coup plotters'
>BREAKING: Turkish F-16s shoot down helicopter carrying 'coup plotters'
BREAKING: Turkish F-16s shoot down helicopter carrying 'coup plotters'
>BREAKING: Turkish F-16s shoot down helicopter carrying 'coup plotters'
BREAKING: Turkish F-16s shoot down helicopter carrying 'coup plotters'
LOLOLOL
>>81206642
Also trumps VP pick.
>>81202142
We can only hope
>>81206338
This
>EVO stream on one screen
>This coup on the other
>IU album playing
Fuck today is comfy
>>81207192
What a fucking clusterfuck
>>81207085
Who are the assholes agreeing to fight the public and fight for Erdogan?!
>>81207160
don't call my waifu easy you buttfuck
>>81206909
IT'S OVER
>>81207085
>implying it hasnt just begun
>>81207192
for real? source?
>>81205745
ahh. guess I haven't been keeping up with my turkish politics lately.
well doesn't seem like the coup is going well, but hopefully they win then if the leader is some big muslim enabler
>BREAKING: Obama urges support for 'democratically-elected' Turkish govt - @AFP
Guess Obama sides with the Islamists. no surprise
17 cops are reported dead after the attack to special forces HQ in Ankara
17 cops are reported dead after the attack to special forces HQ in Ankara
17 cops are reported dead after the attack to special forces HQ in Ankara
POLICE IS GETTING BTFO BY THE ARMY
I hope the coup succeeds still.
Things can only get worse with Erdogan.
>>81202528
>military rule
>more democratic
yeah that makes sense
>>81207578
Of course he does.
Fuck King Nigger.
>>81207192
>>81206909
Sauce!?
So can we agree turkreich will go full islamist caliphate after this?
>>81206134
>all those tracers
wew fucking lad
is this turning into a civil war
So its only a tiny part of their military that decided to do this?
Who's ready for Erdogan to go FULL SADDAM?
>>81203441
holy kek, that pic is savage
>>81207859
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/754089757571964928
>>81207742
Military isn't ruling you dumbass this is the process by which a new leader is elected.
>>81207921
He will go full Saudi Arabia.
Theocracy now bitches.
>>81207578
Confirmed by US media as well. Not really anything else you can say though. It's a NATO member.
>>81207920
No way
>Soldiers surrendered on Istanbul FSM bridge, road opened to traffic.
That's all
>tfw Friday night is usually being alone and feeling like a piece of shit for not getting pussy
>tfw comfy watching the world burn with my /pol/ bros and dont feel so shit anymore
>>81207701
In a perfect world, anon. In a perfect world.
So who is actually going to win?
>>81207920
>a tiny part that somehow has tanks, helicopters and aircraft
This looks like a job for
DuN DunNunNahhh!!!
Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson
>>81206422
As if it isn't already
report of 17 killed policeman
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754089984550895617
>>81207471
fag
>>81207891
this will start WW3 if it happens. Most kebab removal countries will not allow it.
this will contagiates and french army starts doing the same in the next day
screencap this
>Obabo calling support for democratically elected government
>>81207920
not the top brass, lower echelon but lots of them. Noone knows the numbers
ahaha like in real life Turkroaches fleeing
https://twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754086102907047937
>>81208163
>>81206428
Just keeping busy I guess
>>81203441
why do people find stuff like this funny :(
BUCKLE UP GERMANY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT MORE MIGRANTS
>>81208406
sauce
>>81208101
>>81208191
Then why are they getting BTFO so bad?
The spamming in the sticky is really bad; any new news?
>>81208275
i'll give you the phantom pain where your anal virginity used to be
>>81208455
how is it not funny
>>81208126
>Implying Catholicism and Messalianism aren't superior sects in CKII.
Anybody got live video from the bridge?
>>81208602
they aren't.
>>81207520
CNN is just saying it now on the East Coast feed.
>>81208602
Because it is probably like 50-50
>>81207578
Would he say this if he didn't knew who was winning?
also lmao at bitch on Sky who said foreign governments weren't taking sides just after they said Obama supported the Turkish government
>>81208191
That's what I thought at first. Considering how fast they buckled it might not be that many, though. Looks like they were relying on some crazily optimistic scenario where there was no pushback. Poor fools.
>>81207920
that's what some turk in another thread said. Idk though, it's all going so fast and I just heard about this within the last half hour. I need time to process what the hell is going on.
>>81208344
keks delivers and pol ignores
you will face consecuences
Anonymous (ID: leDJZtoq) 07/15/16(Fri)18:03:59 No.81206712▶
>YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
>______________¶___
>|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
>|______________|||__|__|__|]
>(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT:
>>81208406
>>81208163
Meant to post
>>81208455
No empathy
Can I get the link to CNN?
>>81208739
Is anyone streaming CNN? I don't have cable.
Somebody fuck my ass
>>81208738
Everyone is saying the coup failed
>>81208734
I prefer a Hellenistic Byzantium. It takes longer to fully convert the world, and every single one of your vassals hating you in the beginning makes CK2's usually competely trivial difficulty a little bit more interesting.
>>81202130
Erdo made a fake coup. And tomorrow he'll brag about how he defeated it.
>>81208841
>>81208344
w-we didnt ignore
P-p-praise kek
>>81202740
Sweden memes us all
>>81208825
Me, too. I hate stickies.
Kek is starting to scare me. Praise his name.
the Turks have failed
Turkey will become part of the caliphate
>>81208078
So the process a new leader is elected is by a military coup? yeah that trully is how great democraties work
>>81209034
>>81209082
livenewschat.eu/top/
>>81208723
I don't know how it could be funny to anyone except an atheistic, cynical, nihilist.
>>81209090
they also said trump would't get the republican nomination
Military is shutting down Sky News right now. Coup is not finished yet
>>81208100
Can say nothing, like every fucking one else.
>>81208163
Erdugan, sadly.
>>81208779
I can't tell, he is a retard who went against Mubarak at the time while things were not clear, and his gamble paid.
But then he went against the mil coup against the MB and fucked up, so now Egypt completely distrusts the US and has cooled relations and is getting closer to Russia again.
So I don't think he factors in consequences.
But coup is most likely a fail.
>>81209268
How fucking retarded are you? Do you not understand WHY they are doing this?
