Canadian Army Reserves here, I've just been given a phone call and told to head down to the base immediately. What the fuck is going on, /pol/?
race war soon.
>applied to army waiting for a call back
PLEASE CALL
NOWS THE TIME
>>81201436
Should've just went to RMC.
>>81200964
Keep us posted anon
>>81200964
Trouble at the local gay pride parade
fake and gay
>>81200964
>3 buses start toodling around town labelled E.M.O. MOBILE COMMAND POST
>think "haha maybe this is something preparing for a happening"
>2 days later this shit
fuck guys i think ontario is invading saskatchewan
>>81200964
what unit faggot
you're young and stupid as fuck, thats all
>>81201436
>tfw applied three months ago
>still haven't gotten in yet
Fuck. They better not send me off without any training.
>>81200964
You're heading to Incerlik fucktard
>>81200964
>Army Reserves
Now is the hour!
Riders of Rohan!
Oaths you have taken,
now fulfill them all,
to lord and land!
https://youtu.be/PaNF3tds1lo
>>81202608
You will be cannon fodder to protect roachville
>>81200964
usually i would laugh at a post like this but since pizza carmageddon and erdogan going downfall it all seems possibru
jsus fugg. what time is this?
>>81200964
Evening prayers?
You mongrel jihad nigger you.
>>81200964
>mfw its been over 4 years since I've served in the USMC and I can't get stop-loss
time to get comfy and defend my own property, good luck my warriors
It's your duty as Canuckistan to let them kill you so they don't win.
>>81200964
Then be given a beer and ordered to get comfy.
Today I've known that Canada has an army, kek
>>81203033
if turkey falls, the rapeugees will have nothing holding them back.
What the fuck IS happening. I'm sick so I've been out of the loop. What the fuck is erdogan and why is it flying. What the hell is happening in turkey and Germany. What the fuck is going on. Someone please explain
>>81200964
Colonel Ripper think there's something catchy about water fluoridation
Regular force reporting in. Sitting in the bar watching the habbenings. Ignore the weekend monkey.
>>81204820
Military took over Turkey, Turkish leader denied landing in Germany, now trying to land somewhere else, probably UK.
>>81204820
Basically this happens right now, and no one wants it landing on them
They need you to bake a welcome cake for the Turkish refugees
>>81200964
My uncle just got a call, hes getting stationed on Gotland as an artillery officer
now i am become death, destroyer of worlds.
>>81207366
>They need you to bake a welcome cake for the Turkish refugees
Oh shit, I see lots of kebab sold in the next weeks..
>>81207088
kek
>>81200964
> Thingsthatdidin'thappen.png
Actual reserves here. Nothing happening
>>81201921
kek
>>81204820
the beginning of the end
