AIR FORCE ONE IS FLYING TO FURTHEST REACHES OF THE SOUTH PACIFIC TO ESCAPE THE NUCLEAR BLASTS
ISN'T IT FUNNY?
>>81200247
No we're all fucking dead.
GOOD MORNING
>>81200917
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
That's air force one two
Relax, it's just a lolita cruise.
To relax our congressmen with underage cunny miles away from the law of man.
Im right near norad so if any nukes start going off you'll be the first to know
>>81201250
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>81199216
does it mean obama on the airplane?
does the airplane "allway" on air?
>>81201761
>My dad works for Nintendo
I just saw a flash! Oh shi
>>81202315
Me too. Oh fu
>>81202244
I'm in colo springs bud, norad is like right here
>>81199216
you can track fucking airplanes????
>>81199216
He is flying to New Berlin in Antarctica to meet Hitler.
Link to this
>>81202991
Nukes under every major city because of the hollow earth. Nazis were just pushed back desu senpai.
>>81203268
http://global.adsbexchange.com/VirtualRadar/desktop.html#
Set filter to military.
>>81201944
THANK YOU FOR THAT WARM WELCOME
Hey I live in Hawaii!
We never have happenings ;((
>>81199216
What site is this?
>>81203755
Holy fuck it's fucking true
could you imagine the shitstorm on /pol/ if a nuke actually went off?
>>81199216
Link to nuclear happening?
>>81205029
You could have prevented this
>>81199216
I'll be honest. I hope that fucking plain crashes into the Ocean. See how Obama likes it happening to him. This is all his fault.
>>81203755
only shows 2 military planes for me, none from usa
>>81205610
It runs kind of slow. Pic related is what I have
what would happen if the pilot went AWOL and smashed the jet into the ocean. id imagine the cabin is bullet proof
>>81206130
Alt : 4,469,808 Mil. France.
ICBM?
>>81206130
oh, got it now
>>81206130
>Hawaii
color me fucking surprised.
>>81202140
Dont worry.if it is nukes youll be the first to know.
>>81206965
satellite probably, they have high altitude high speed objects on there all the time
>>81206965
I see it, wth is it?
>>81203755
Great site. Is it possible to somehow determine the aircraft destinations?
>>81205559
Gotta be 18 to post here, kiddo.
that's air force 2 silly
air force 1 is a 747
>>81207189
>>81207189
way past Hawaii at this point, closer to American Samoa now
I'm in London, just heard a loud explosion. Pretty scared tb
>>81208898
Air force one is whichever aircraft the president is onboard
WE'LL
MEET
AGAIN
>>81208898
This, AF1 has four engines and probably always will
>>81208898
Airforce one is a radio call sign.
A uh-1 could be af1
>>81209220
yeah, but this specific aircraft is intended for the vice president
>>81199216
I SEE RED LIGHT ON THE SKY OH SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
LOOK AT THE SKY FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>81199216
>implying there arent government bunkers and tunnel peppered througout dc, md, and va.
>>81209869
>>81209706
I don't see anything yet
pls take a pic or some shit
>>81202661
Mein nigga. Feels good knowing we'll be okay here. Colorado truly is the most based state.
Enjoy your death claws, coastfags
>>81201761
Make sure you take the Stargate, lad.
Something over Florida leaving huge contrails
LOOK IN THE SKY
I dont have a way to record this because I am a NEET robot lurker but in san diego there are sirens blaring. I live near north park / normal heights can anyone else confirm? I dont want to leave me house.
>>81199216
>hapning
>l@@k
wew lad
>>81210067
>TFW YOU'RE SPENDING YOUR LAST MINUTES ON /POL/
GOODBYE SHIT
>>81199216
wtf I hate Hawai'i now
>>81210497
BRO WHA THE FUCK IS THAT
Any news on Washington DC. I live in the suburbs. Should I prepare?
>>81210671
THE ANCIENTS ARE COMING!
THEY SAW THEIR PLANET IN CHAOS AND ARE PREPARING TO CLEANSE IT!
PREPARE TO BE CLEANSED /pol/!
>>81199216
All comfy here in the south pacific :^)
>>81210671
>>81210952
http://www.inquisitr.com/2550057/light-in-sky-missile-navy/
Don't hold your breath
>>81199216
Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JagHv9jkhgM
>>81211122
i dotn wanna die lol
GOOD BYE MY NIGGAS,
IT WAS A PLEASURE.
>>81209706
bruh I'm a bit dizzy and I feel like licking a steel spoon
I'm scared to look out of window
here is picture from yard, possible jets taking off
>>81210311
ITS NOT A CONTRAIL
ITS A MASSIVE CHEMTRAIL , SMELLS LIKE ANTHRAX
ITS OVER AMERICA
>>81199216
Is Obongo going on vacation? Maybe he is concerned about a coup here?
>I live in Norfolk
That's Secretary Kerry's aircraft.
Only one E-6 TACMO Mercury is in the air, none of the E-4B Nightwatch are airborne, so that means we are NOT on nuclear alert.
This is nothing.
>>81211947
TIMESTAMP
>>81211947
Thats the shit of nightmares anon.
>>81210671
>>81210649
>>81210497
LADS IM WORRIED
HOLD ME
I LOVE YOU ALL /POL/ACKS IT WAS A GODDAMN HONOR
>>81211947
TIMESTAMP NOW FAGGOT
>>81202661
Ayy. Pueblo here.
SEE YOU SHITPOSTERS ON THE OTHER SIDE
what the fuck is going on. i live near an airforce base and they mobilized all their aircraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy965HvXK5Y
Shut the fuck up pussies and get your God damned bayonets fixed. Do you expect to live forever?? CHARGE, FUCKERS!
holy shit we need to purge some of these stupid teens
call me retarded, but what is happening?
Why is af1 going somewhere, and what would the nukes be responding to?
normally I don't come to this shithole, but int wont let people talk about the coup
>>81212269
>>81212690
Google reverse image search. It's "Space Shuttle Wallpaper."
>>81211947
>>81212269
>>81212424
>>81212690
Reverse image search it.
It's a fucking space shuttle launching.
OBAMA AND MAY LAST SEEN TAKING OFF IN A FUCKING ROCKET
THIS IS THE END TIME MY FRIENDS
lmao the vice president was literally just in hawaii and that is the vice president's plane
literally kill yourself you fucking idiots
>>81212470
wew
>>81199216
That's not Air Force One, Air Force One is converted 747
Its not even Air Force Two unless the VP is actually on the airplane
>>81202970
Welcome!
>>81212690
>>81212269
Hold on i'll get timestamp
>>81207583
underated post
>>81202661
10 minutes for me to get behind the doors
>>81202661
greg?
>>81205029
>>81203755
btw, a double usually takes off at the same time. FYI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
LADS HES GOING BACK
https://www.flightradar24.com/THY8456/a5a3952
>>81213656
Godammit, 1 digit off.
>>81212761
ayy I'm in pueblo too
>>81213215
I thought so, I was too lazy to image search.
>>81208295
used a ruler and a protractor, got the angle, went to my globe and made a line on the globe. looks like it's heading to Samoa
>>81206130
This is air force 2 now air force 1
>>81200247
>>81200917
>>81201250
>>81201944
>>81203802
>>81202244
Can I get some pokemans?
>>81199216
also if Air Force One was actually flying the president around they wouldn't release their flight plan and stuff to a public site like global.adsbexchange.com
HOLD UP
>>81210183
Don't forget the hot ancient chick too
>>81213552
Vinny?
>>81213802
No shit? Small world.
>>81213950
keeping in mind the flat map on the website is flat and not round, hence the use of a globe to draw the line from
>>81212250
> My nigga
He's coming to Melbourne for a decent macchiato and some hand-egg.
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/07/13/us-vice-president-visit-victoria
Nobody would nuke Toronto... right?
>>81206965
Glad to pay taxes for something.
Uh, so what is exactly this thread for?
>>81214060
oh shit nigga
>>81214284
Nah, canadas already burning
>>81214284
we're due for a terrorist attack
anytime now..
sucks if u got muslim neighbours i feel bad for u son i got 99 prolems and a sunni aint one
>>81199216
VP Joe Biden did a speech in Hawaii you dumbfucks. He's leaving now.
>>81214284
you're not important enough
>>81212250
Kerry's in Russia man
>>81199216
Tucson reporting in:
SUSTAINED HEAVY BREEZE!
WW3 CONFIRMED!
>>81203755
>normally I don't come to this shithole
FuckRightOff.
>>81214181
yeah south side checking in, this is a first for me. I see lots of people from springs on here but never pueblo
>>81211947
Space shuttle asshole
Dont scare me like that ;_;
timestamps you stupid assholes
>>81214630
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE
>>81199216
p. sure Biden's coming here, would he take Air Force One for that?
>>81213552
derrick??
>>81199216
>>81200247
>>81200851
>>81200917
>>81201340
>>81201761
>>81201944
>>81202140
>>81202315
VP Biden did a speech Hawaii, he's going some where else now
It's not a happening
>>81214677
You're correct, I thought this was him returning. It's Biden's plane.
>>81200917
WAKEY WAKEY
>>81199216
wait... how can a simple tracking site track the air force fucking one?
>>81214831
Sheeeit, I'm right near the park. What high school did you go to and when did you graduate?
>>81206965
>4,469,808
It's a satellite
I just got on /pol/
what the hell is going on?
>>81210090
colorado was always the best and if shit goes down the mountains are perfect comfy spots
>>81214428
I FEEL THE NEUTRON FLUX PASS THROUGH ME. MY EYES SEE STATIC IN THE DARK.
>>81215337
the fire rises
>>81215337
happening thread get in
>>81202661
Estes Park here.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0LhVSc2zqI
>>81215218
ACARS. All aircraft except Air Force One transmit ACARS in Peacetime.
Even our Doomsday Planes transmit ACARS.
>>81215337
worldwide military coup has begun
can he keep his plane airborne indefinitely?
if I was president I would ask for that feature, it would be pretty cool to fly all the time.
>>81206130
Its the VP flying to Melbourne
>>81214831
oh shit niggas im also springs
15 mins from peterson afb
>>81215221
south in 13, city park?
hmmm
TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>81206506
If you think the Secret Service doesn't have access to the crew cabin and backup pilots on board for just this type of situation, you're naive af.
It's the end. Repent!
>>81216053
I was south '10, my brother was '13.
>>81202661
Highlands Ranch NIGGAS
National Guard anon here, just called up ten minutes ago. Pray, please.
Joe Biden, the VP was scheduled to visit australia/new zealand, this is false alarm
>>81216452
Worst nightmare for a gamer.
>>81212761
>>81213802
>Pueblo
>>81216453
crazy shit dog, stay safe through the habbening
>>81215896
The C-32A (757) has no air-to-air refueling capability.
The C-32B can refuel midair, but it's a generic military airlift.
The President's plane is a VC-25A (747).
>>81217138
Don't I fucking know it.
Good green chili though; I think Jorge's has the best in town.
FUCK
SIRENS SOUNDING
EMERGENCY BROADCAST ON TV
MISSILES INBOUND
APOCALYPSE IS HERE
TRUDEAU ON RADIO ANNOUNCING EMERGENCY PREP SESH
THESE ARE THE END OF DAYS BLAZE IT
>>81200247
AIN'T IT FUN
https://youtu.be/EFEmTsfFL5A
>>81217329
I'll be fine; I'm in the sleepiest area of town and heavily armed.
There's way too many fellow Coloradans in this thread. Also make it stop fucking hailing
>>81217456
Shut the fuck up, leaf.
>>81217456
>TRUDEAU ON RADIO ANNOUNCING EMERGENCY PREP SESH
PREP YOUR BULLS, CANUCKS
![photo-day-07_28_11-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LctZAdm.jpg "photo-day-07_28_11-0[1].jpg")
>>81215896
it could but food and water would run out
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>>81215978
He's flying to lolita island
why would they disclose the location of this aircrafts?
>>81210497
This was an SLBM test that flew over California a while ago, I remember a lot of people near my hometown were freaking out because they saw "aliens".
Nuclear war will happen
>>81199216
I'm going to die
>>81202661
Filthy 4th ID faggot
>i fucking miss ft carson
>>81216277
what would happen if the Secret service went AWOL and crashed the plane?
>>81221009
there would be no survivors
>>81213009
k
y
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>>81210671
Seems like exhaust fumes from a rocket
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING
>>81221009
>he doesnt know what a hypothetical scenario means
Below 5000 feet, still descending. Speed is slowly decreasing. Looks like a landing.
>>81200917
YOU HAVE THE CHARISMA OF A DAMP RAG
>>81199216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRLHUbIwi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRLHUbIwi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIRLHUbIwi4
>>81201761
K. Keep me posted and may our lord and savior kek bless me with repeating digits and a death only suitable for a warrior. Peace unto all.
>>81222013
AND THE APPEARANCE OF A LOW GRADE BANK CLARK
>>81209047
I left my pup in California. If he lands here, rest assured I will avenge her and the rest of you lads.
>>81202661
I miss co spgs, lived out there for few years. Still have my 719 phone number
PARLAMENT IS BOMBED!!!
https://twitter.com/thevocaleurope/status/754109842722267136
>>81202661
I'm just messing.
>>81225572
Is that for real?
>>81223661
ULTRA RARE
>>81200851
>>81200247
when i saw these two posts next to each other, i thought of two stereotypical british men sitting next to each other, one stands up and says "ISN'T IT FUNNY?" and the other just face palms and says "no you idiot we're all dead!"
>>81226337
Yes.
>>81226337
Yes, Christy Poole transitioned early this year
>>81226337
Yeah, they are shooting at it from the air
https://twitter.com/thevocaleurope/status/754098684548309000
>>81226396
Not really at all.
There were heaps of genuine ultra-rare flags in the happening thread earlier.
All the 1% /pol/acks who have already gotten the fuck outa town.
>>81227044
Finally got dragged into an /int/ thread the other night. So many places i never knew existed..
