Britbongs, hows gonna bobo handle this?
by tackling an asian kid
>option 1: 'The Diplomat'
Refuse landing permission, send him on his way
>option 2: 'The Cuck'
Grant landing permission, grant asylum
>option 3: 'The Power Play'
Grant landing permission, have armed guards waiting for him, take him into custody on suspicion of human rights violations and package him off to the Hague
>best outcome
option 3
>probable outcome
option 1
>There was a young fellow from Ankara
>Who was a terrific wankerer
>Till he sowed his wild oats
>With the help of a goat
>But he didn’t even stop to thankera.
Boris wrote that poem about him
>http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/boris-johnson-wins-the-spectators-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/
>>81196135
Sitting back and drinking tea with Nigel
No proof Erdo is flying to London.
Sad, but looks like a failed coup.
>>81201718
lol, I forgot about that poem.
>>81201718
Funny, but Christ Almighty is Boris a shitty poet.
Boris will be installed as the new ruler of Turkey
Game of wiff waff goatfucker?
>>81201082
>option 4: 'Remove turkroach'
Grant landing permission, soldiers waiting equipped with cans of roach spray and poison roach bait
