Turkish CNN right now
>>81181763
I've got a friend in Istanbul right now... Her Twitter's just been blocked.
CATCH THAT POKEMON FAST
JUST
>>81181763
JUST
He really looks like a roach.
hey it's me ur president
JUST
>>81181763
LINKS PLSs
>>81181763
Turkey's presenters are qt!
>>81181763
Is it a bug-type pokemon?
What's he saying?
>>81182271
i'm new here. what's with the "just" meme/thing?
holy shit this does not look like a man in control. wow it's really fucking happening
>>81182599
kek
uppity cockroach about to get BTFO
>>81182613
'we are in control'
'this is a minor faction of the military'
>>81182863
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-barber
>>81182319
He looks like neo-german to me.
A warm welcome for your newest refugee Hans?
>>81182613
he said the coup has failed/will fail and that he's flying to ankara
>Martial law
>Erdogan calls CNN
>calls for people to get out
>Martial law says army can literally shoot at anybody
Erdogan calling for shlomos before he ded, kek
>>81182613
this, please tell us what he is saying
>>81181763
HE IS BACK ON ONLINE AGAIN
>>81182863
Just fuck my shit up lad
>>81182613
he told the public to get out on streets
>>81183253
LINK POLKSIZ
>>81181763
It's ogre
>>81183253
what is he saying
>>81183058
i think president of last coup said the same
he was hanged btw
>>81182152
lel. good one, ivan
>>81183058
>We're in control
>runs away
Yep seems like hes handling it
>>81183384
>he told the public to get out on streets
would never happen in america
>>81183617
CHP CHP CHP CHP
ATATÜRK ATATÜRK
>>81181763
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
He is delusional if he thinks he can come back from this.
>>81182613
Halp
>>81182489
MY
>>81181763
This is so awesome.
>>81181763
US Coup when?
>>81183401
http://wwitv.com/tv_channels/b4689.htm
except its in Turkish and laggy
>>81183837
chp are spineless fucks right now tho if they werent spineless cucks, military wouldnt have to interfere
>>81181763
It's ok we'll get our new Foreign Secretary on the case to sort this mess out
Kinda ironic he's like 1/8 Turk
LUL
>>81182052
stupid waffle you dont need the got in that sentence
Do they have Alaska tier gun laws there?
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754066848078000128
He's requesting asylum in Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ32cK1u-b8
>>81184016
SHIT
>>81184291
I thought your internet was cut off.
>>81183925
Well sometimes it works...so why not try?
So
What happens now?
>>81182590
Did they literally just call Erdowan and put him up via smartphone?
>>81182152
It's a rare Roachu
>>81183176
>flying to Ankara
>where there have been F-16's flying and where the military controls Ataturk airport
please do it, faggot.
>>81184329
Fatty will be literally shaking right now
>>81184016
Obama is ageing. What happened to the poor man :(
>>81181763
Jaffa?
How credible is the option about this being Erdogan's false flag to secure full power?
>>81184401
It can't get any better than this.
>>81184336
I've a friend sounds pretty fucking stupid, americuck.
>>81181763
There comes a time when it's best to surrender gracefully. Or at least try and run away.
>>81183384
Jokes on him martial law has been implemented. Anyone starting shit in the streets will get shot.
He's fucked.
>>81184401
Does he have family there?
>>81183911
R A R E
A
R
E
>>81181763
don't coup me or my wife's son ever again
>>81182863
Lurk more
‘Murrican here; who am I supposed top be rooting for?
Daily reminder that the Turkish coup is just a charade to make Europe accept more "refugees" and "travellers" from Turkey.
>>81184849
>Fatty will be literally shaking right now
Kek brand new Conservative government, world goes to shit literally the next day, I don't envy them one bit lol
>>81184486
nah my internet is fine
a helicopter just fucking open fire on TRT building tho
trt building is the government television btw
and its basically illegal to go outside right now
>>81184334
HAhahahahaHA
>>81185385
Assad
>>81185385
The military.
>>81185385
Just turn on CNN for your most recent orders. You should know this by now.
>>81182863
Brendan had it rough.
RAR
A
R
>>81185271
I don't know, possibly. Germany probably has the largest Turkish population outside of Turkey itself.
>>81185489
Post pics allah dammit.
>>81185385
the military
>>81185489
what about MIT building?
>>81184334
kek
>>81183148
>spoonfeeding
Don't indulge people, please.
>>81185489
Heard the coup took over TRT.
Some in the military are fighting for Erdogan?
>>81185385
The army is secular and despite the regular coups, seems to actually support democracy. The current administration has been leaning more and more towards Islamic control.
The Turkish military has actually done this regularly (like 6 times in the last 50 years) when they feel that the civilian government is getting too preachy. In 1997, they literally sent 'a strongly worded letter' to the PM, and he dissolved his administration without a shot fired.
>>81184957
then make it, I have.
adding the got, defeats the entire purpose of the contraction.
>>81181763
UN FUCKING REAL
KEK
>>81185489
are you in Ankara? Are people being killed?
What do you think about this btw? Isn't coup against anti-secular governments constitutional?
>>81181763
/pol/ right now
>>81185489
Go out and stream do it faggot
>>81181763
I was wondering how we could work in a Pokemon Go joke into this
>>81181763
should have done it on stream on twitch
>>81186266
Probably the same as when sadaam had the republican guard.
>>81186024
i have no fuckign idea
i am in ankara right now but i can go outside
i see on live tv a helicopter opened fire and the reporter lost her shit
>>81182613
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE
>>81185385
Just do the opposite of what CNN said
>>81182613
IT'S NOT HAPPENING
>>81186481
im in ankara yeah, but im not fuckign leaving my dorm room, i guess soem people are gettign killed, police and military is apperantly fighting, my bro said he heard gunshots from distance
i dont give a fuck about constitution, i just wanna live a muslim/sharia-free world, i wouldnt care if all the islamist sheep gets themselves killed trying to defend their caliphate
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING PATHETIC
>>81186870
please post video of this
>>81184768
he called them.
>Laugh at Germany for accepting your refugee trash
>Threat Germany for gibs by through coercing of sending more
>Become an asylum seeker yourself
>>81187677
Is the air force really pro-erdogan?
>>81187677
what's the position of the military in turkish society? are they pretty well respected? I know there's conscription so I imagine it's not going to start shooting innocent people in the streets.
>>81186481
well i jsut heard a bomb, the door and glasses just fucking shaked
SHIEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT
>>81183911
>rare flag
>911
>>81188074
>>81184768
yes
>>81181763
assad now laught as fuck
>>81188303
police has holicopter too i think
police is pro-erdogan
>>81182319
>More like a certain Mr Smeagol
>>81188430
Die like you lived, Anon. Shitposting.
>>81183833
Those Red Ryders would sting like a bitch, the military would just go home after a few shots.
>>81184401
>>81184401
DENINED
>>81188758
are you pro-erdogan?
>>81188430
According to the video streams Ankara is being bombed by helicopters and fighter jets.
you are fucked, dear roach. I suggest you find a bomb shelter real quick.
>>81188414
>kept waiting for him to stick his tongue out and lick
>never happened
2/10
>>81188832
lol no german is islamic state
>>81188758
Fuck off roach, and die.
Hope Putin nukes you useless bastards.
>>81185519
Assad is less secular than the Turkish nationalist ataturk-inspired guys..why rooting for an Alawite? He is just playing the "secular card" NOW to defeat Sunni..but he ain't a real secular. He fought for years against Israel suppporting Hezbollah...
This is how we conduct the news now! Recording a cellphone with a camera! 2016!
>>81189097
Edgy post, Anon.
>>81188429
military is exteremely secular, in military you cant even have beard because it "represents islam", so u figure out yourself
they did the same thing before when the government get anti-constitutional
if you are secular, you respect them
if they fucked over the guy you supported, you wouldnt respect them, but they are generally well respected
well, they police can shoot people, so why not military too
>image
>>81188430
Stay safe Turkbro!
>>81188881
lol no, hope he dies painfully
>>81188414
KEK
>>81188429
They consider themselves defenders of secular democracy.
There has been an attempt to purge those elements over the years but the spirits still lingers on.
>>81188430
stay safe you shitposter.
>>81181763
>has to make a news announcement via facetime from an undisclosed location
Everything is under control!! I'm still in power!!!1!!
>>81187831
>>Laugh at Germany for accepting your refugee trash
>>Threat Germany for gibs by through coercing of sending more
>>Become an asylum seeker yourself
top fucking kek
>>81188758
>Police has helicopter
Those don't work so well against F-16s
HAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA
>>81181763
(((CNN)))
>>81190083
i am hoping there are no air fights over my roof
>>81185489
>a helicopter just fucking open fire on TRT building tho
When is one of you assholes going to man up and run a stream?
At least upload videos with sound to cripple-chan, come on.
>>81183911
how fat are you?
>>81190240
> military coup
> forget to turn off internet
wew lad
>>81188779
Kek'd
>>81189964
>>81189522
good luck
hope elections come soon.
>thirty years from now
>dad, where were YOU when world war three started
>don't want to tell him i was beating it to hentai
>don't want to lie
what do?
>>81191755
kill yourself
>>81189522
what do you think triggered this? Erdogan apologising to Putin for the Turkish military shooting down that errant Russian jet?
Or the Islamic forces Erdogan supports bombing instanbul airport?
>>81191755
>hentai
you're not going to have kids anyway you degenerate
>>81191755
if the question is only about where you were, you don't need to spill the beans about fapping to hentai just yet.
>>81184962
Senpai
SHOTS FIRED AT THE BOSPoRUS BRIDGE HOLY SHIT.
HOLY MOTHER OF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>"I urge the people to take to the streets"
>"It's only a small fraction in the military that's doing this"
>"I will travel to Ankara with plane as fast as possible"
>>81191755
>implying you wont die virgin
>>81191755
>Implying you'll survive
>>81190656
it was on cnn turk, i am watching it on my roomates pc cuz i coudlnt get it to run on mine, its too loaded
http://www.ecanlitvizle.com/cnn-turk-izle/
its open on thist but i cant run it
>>81192010
Erdogan fucking with the wrong guy Putin
GOTTA
>>81181763
>>81192737
turkachu
>>81191755
>where were you
>i was fapping to hentai
????????????
>>81184334
I KEK'D SO HARD
>>81192790
efendem!?
>tourism ban to Turkey fro russians just lifted
>hundreds of traitors fly there
>instead of Crimea
>shit hits the fan
I hope those people get hurt a bit. Te-he
Post YFW Erdogan is literally a refugee
Who is the opposition? Which side are they on??
>>81185385
Armenia
>>81189697
>>81188779
I dont actually am really worried about myself, my gf is had lung cancer surgery yesterday
i am mostly worried about her but thanks god she was overseas
at least now i know how i can commit suicide in style if she dies
this is a nice distraction tho
>>81192790
ah
the best of happenings
still warms my heart
>>81181763
Livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
>>81188430
Stay safe under the fridge bro
>>81193701
>>81186378
It's irrelevant since the difference is a fraction of a second needed to type the extra word, the English of a resident of a non-country will never have to be perfect to the point he won't be excused for minor grammatical errors that 99.9999% of native speakers wouldn't even notice and 99.999% wouldn't even realise were grammatical errors.
>>81183911
How is the weather there?
The most important question is: what is NATO stance on this?
>>81193760
It is not monolithic.
Turkish opposition is all over the fucking spectrum.
Everything from commies to Shariafags to gayfags to Rushdie types.
>>81181763
Isn't this exactly how COD4 started?
>>81185010
That's what he wants. He wants the military to kill civilians so that he can use civilian deaths as political leverage. Basically, he's saying "be killed, it'll help me stay in power."
>>81194218
Wait and see who wins, then congratuleate him, silly pole.
>>81188074
>>81194218
"Wait and see what the fuck happens"
>>81188414
Spread it around LIKE WILDFIRE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
farewell turkey
>>81194218
This. Which side is army on?
>>81182613
"just fuck my whole shit up"
Just coup my shit up
MILITARY WON
How does Sky News somehow have cameramen in every country?
Gotta catch 'em all....
>>81184403
>Erdocuck hides somewhere
>there are still people who go out on the streets for this retard
What kind of people are those? They look like some hipster-post-ironic-islamists.
>>81184334
>>81184783
>inb4 actually its a cricket
>>81184401
REQUEST: D I S C A R D E D
>>81194813
WTF I hate erdogan now
>>81187816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz9U4eLQMtY
dunno if it has been posted already but here's the helicopter fire video
>>81185385
the millitary as long as they let the US have that airbase they've been using
ROACHACHU I CHOOSE YOU
>>81195937
GTA Turkey
>>81188430
why don't you stop shitposting and start throwing rocks at the parliament.
who are the protesters supporting? Erdogan or the military?
>>81189097
You know we are pretty much the only race to survive the nukes.
>>81195937
thank you
>>81197080
supposdely democracy but erdogan
>>81197322
all of them?
fuck, this could get bad.
>>81197553
Nah, nothings going to happen, this group they are talking about in the army are doing nothing, and it seems they are going back. It was fun while it lasted tho
>>81193931
Lmao
Here's a (you)
>>81198661
the military are retreating then? erdogan still in power??
fuck these shariashits.
>>81194139
I'm sory. Put hi iz an disgrase too mi contry. Hee neats too bee tolt te korrekt wai.
>>81198984
As I said, can't really trust the media but it is said they are retreating without any civilian casualties, and he said he is still in the power. But there are supposedly on-going bombings (and shootings) in Ankara.
>>81200376
>retreating without any civilian casualties
there's literally videos of protestors getting shot all over twitter
>>81183617
Good Turk keeping the mood up, you can seek asylum here if shit goes down.
>>81182206
Look's like Erdogan is sleeping ruff tonight.
>>81200376
sounds like protestors are shouting ERDOGAN, ERDOGAN!
How can the military just retreat after this? they'll all be hung
>>81186579
This thread right now
TURKEY IS NOT DOWN!!!!!!!!
STILL ALIVE AND TOMORROW WE WILL FUCK THE WORLD UP
>Minarets calling for people to support Erdogan
>People praying in the streets
Turkey is officially cucked by Islam
This is the night Ataturk's legacy died.
>>81203838
Manage getting your head out of your arse first.
>>81203838
DO IT FOR ATATURK. THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE
>>81203838
Yes, but as an extension of the Islamic State or as a military dictatorship?
>>81185385
why do americans always have the urge to root for someone/something, pls explain this phenomena to me, can't you people just stand on the sidelines and watch the happening ?
>>81203838
>FUCK THE WORLD UP
Christmas isn't for 5 months, mate.
>>81182613
>>81205640
>because we always have to come and save your asses and finish the fight.
>>81188414
Turkish reporter is hot.
>>81208753
She looks disgustingly malformed and sickly.
Like she was supposed to be hot, but something when very wrong.
>>81208753
wtf. she looks like a bug m8.
a roach if you will.
STREAMING THE HAPPENING
ANKHSTREAM DOTT COM
GET THE FUCK IN, CHANNEL IS EIGHT
>>81205640
We're not bystanders in this world.
>>81208753
They put her on tv because she has 2 more teeth than most turks.
