RIGHT NOW NUKLEAR ALERT IS WORKING IN MY CITY (NIZHNIY NOVGOROD).
THEY SAID MOSCOW HAVE BEEN NUKED AND RUSSIA DESIDED TO RESPONDE BY NUKES.
PROOFS OF ALERT WORKING:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP
PIC RANDOM
BUMP2
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Faggot lol
BUMP5
BUMP6
>>81181535
wat why am i still alive then
>>81181535
Nice bait
BUMP7
>>81182583
Kek
>>81181535
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP
BUMP POST PIC RUSSIA
>>81181535
is this real?
I really feel like all these Muslim outbursts are adding up across the globe
tension feels high to me
Lay off the vodka, Yuri.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST SAW IT ON CNN
>>81182615
LISTEN TO THE FUCKING VOCAROO YOU CAN HEAR NUCLEAR SIREN IN THE BACKGROUND
>>81181535
POST VIDEO RUSSIA
>>81182904
OMG I just saw it too
>>81182875
maybe it's mad turks nuked us
0/10 woeful shitpost
>>81181535
чo ты блядь пиздишь пидop
иди нa юлилayтy бeйти нapoд
t. Hижний Hoвгopoд-кyн
fake and gay
>Moscow nuked
>my bitch ex-gf vaporized
In my dreams.
>>81182904
My jaw just dropped to the floor. Thanks for letting me know. Stay safe Russkies
Oh shit unsubstatiated reports that russia has nuked istanbul!
Bump for you, friend.
jk, saging.
this is bait right?
r-right... guys...?
ISRAELI ARMY STARTED RECRUITING RESERVE SOLDIERS
FUCK
>>81183285
damn my exgf is to the south of moscow i hope she vaporized too
HOLY SHIT
>>81183599
Good bye goy
>>81181535
You're drunk again Dmitry.
we am dead
bulgaria has fallen
Lol this can't be real.
QUICK TURN ON CNN
You do realize we can hear that the sound is coming from your computer
ДAДИM ПOCOCATЬ
HOLY SHIT
http://www.bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083
http://www.bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083
http://www.bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083
http://www.bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083
LISTEN TO THR FUCKING VOCAROO
THERES ANOTHER THREAD IN THE CATALOG LIKE THIS
I saw a thread earlier today a Russian said that they got a call from conscription asking for boot and pant sizes for a 10 year veteran
This shit might be real
>tfw this is b8
>>81183679
lol 10/10
>>81184024
Highest of keks
>>81181535
>usually don't ever believe in /pol/ happenings
>ISAF on highest alert since 2011
just fuck my tour up senpai
>>81181535
Chill ya beans, Boris. We all know this is bullshit.
>>81181535
what the fuck is hapopenign
>>81181535
OMG CHECK CNNN OMGGGGGG
>>81184313
you got talib&
>>81181535
https://www.periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
>https://www.periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
https://www.periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
>https://www.periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
https://www.periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
>https://www.periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
ISIS IN TURKEY
Britbongs just handed butter knives and told "warm up your crumpets, it's bally good time for a bosh up"
>>81184467
Wtf there's a coup in Turkey?
>>81181535
>WW3 STARTED
>WW3
We're not in the 1960s ya dingus.
We've had a gorillion "World Wars" but we don't call them WWs because no one wants to become the antagonist.
Cheez.
>>81184038
he looks like albanian.
>>81184646
The happening truck has no brakes
>>81184524
why do they look so cringey
>>81183214
listen to this man and don't take the bait
>>81184024
>http://www.bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083
Fake, it goes to "Page not found".
FUCK
>>81181535
Holy fuck is this real?
>>81183921
Wew, I didn't know 4chan had its own IP and flag.
Anyone care to explain to an ignorant person here what the fuck is going on, without fucking yelling bullshit
>>81181535
need more info to be honest with you family
>>81181535
go back into skadovsk and wait till the emission is over
>>81185380
It's a very fake (and very gay) shitpost by a humorous Iwan. Focus attention back on Roachistan.
>>81184524
Who should we tip?
>>81185278
You made me laugh so hard, my reality literally became distorted
>>81181535
NIGGER ANSWER ME.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN MOSCOW
I DONT CARE FOR TURKEY WHAT HAPPENS IN MOSCOW
RT IS NORMAL AS ALWAYS
>>81185278
>Putin tried to suck his own dick
You checked to see if THAT was real?
>>81185278
are you fucking serious, no bait?
>>81184816
hahaha
>>81184524
God damn what a couple of faggots
>>81184524
That pistol looks fake as fuck and makes a strange rattling sound.
>>81186545
No nuke reported, Pedro. Probably fake.
>>81184199
Some people just want to watch the world burn
>>81189495
RT live is down now for me
So is CNN live
>>81184024
Topkek
>>81190958
>RT
>ever
>>81185278
Ya no guff
>>81185278
>tried to suck his own dick
Oh god
>>81192298
>the first outlet to cover and air Nice attack
>lol le propaganda
STOP USING NUKES THEY ARE BANNED FROM WAR
MUSLIMS ARE OUT IN THE STREETS WITH STICKS AND BICYCLE WHEELS. ALL I HAVE IS A CAN OF DEODORANT TO DEFEND MYSELF WITH. SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY.
>>81183019
YEAH IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO FAKE THAT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST FIND A THOUSAND RECORDINGS OF NUCLEAR SIRENS ON THE INTERNET AND PLAY THEM IN THE BACKGROUND I MEAN COME ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q
>>81185278
stop lying. It's true, Putin choked to death on his own dick
>>81183921
RARE
>>81181535
I would see sights of Moscow being nuked from here.
Shame on you for raising my expectations.
>>81182904
Gr8 b8
SO I NEED TAKE CASH FROM MY BANK?