WW3 is starting to begin!!
Praise kek.
>>81176614
KEK IS REAL.
EGYPT IS TRUELY WHITEOPIA.
can I still be drafted if I'm fat, bad vision and flat feet?
I HOPE SOMEBODY KILLS ME
Kek is Rising
>>81177174
If you can correct vision, yes.
I can't get drafted I have a disease
>>81177714
degenerate subhuman kill yourself
>>81177714
A single intramuscular injection of long acting Benzathine penicillin G treats syphilis
>>81177174
Yes, queer soldiers need comfort bois, current year and all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYyDwhNICxw
>>81177714
I got flat feet and generalized anxiety disorder
>>81177714
Cannon fodder
>tfw the madman got what he wanted
how was he able to get away with it
Lord kek please keep my safe so I can watch all of the happening
>tfw not in Nato
ALMOST 100 YEARS AGO WE FOUGHT FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE
I WILL DO IT AGAIN FOR MY GREAT GRANDFATHER, RUSSIANS CAN TRY BUT THE SPIRIT OF SIMO HÄYHÄ AND LAURI TÖRNI ARE INSIDE ME
>>81177174
in ww2 germany drafted boys as young as 12 at the absolute end of the war, im pretty sure you're going to be a highly effective sandbag
![WWIIEuropegov[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vuv2IHL.jpg "WWIIEuropegov[1].jpg")
>>81178524
>Finland
>not being annex by emperor Putin
>>81176614
I hope my brother won't be drafted desu
Blessed are the disciples of Kek
For ours is the glory to be witnessed by Him and the chaos He brings
Praise His name!
>tfw arthritic knee
>tfw can't get drafted
>MISSILE LAUNCHES DETECTED OVER MEDITERRANEAN SEA
>>81178484
implying if ww3 were to start israel wouldn't be nuked first
>>81176801
praise whitopia
>>81178333
I have ulcerative colitis i'm pretty sure they don't want me stinking up the trenches
>>81179059
>mfw watching WW3 while laying in a hammock drinking alcohol from a coconut
>>81178816
Well, we have allies everywhere, even USA will help us if need be :^)
Don't worry, I can go full blitzkrieg against you Mama Merkel missiles :^)
>>81176770
seeeeeit
>>81176614
>ISAF not on this high of alert since 2011
just fuck my tour up senpai
>>81179421
>another jew controlled western society
>>81177532
>cuck to the max
>looks at flag
I see what you did there :^)
>tfw I will finally be able to live out my Hemingway fantasy
>participate in WWIII
>get injured
>become famous novelist, living in France, with the rest of my "lost generation"
Comfy times we live in, comfy times...
>>81179059
Sauce please
