>tfw this is all you have to protect yourself from the rioting thats gonna happen tonight?
Any other suggestions if I don't have a gun?
>>81170811
Baseball bat is good, or really any easy-to-carry blunt object.
Go to a hardware store, see what looks heavy or sharp
>>81170811
be American and not have a gun kys anon
>>81170811
>Any other suggestions if I don't have a gun?
Yeah, go camping.
People that riot are concrete jungle monkeys and they fucking hate nature.
>>81170811
>Any other suggestions if I don't have a gun?
Yeah, go buy one. You're an American, so if you are outgunned when the riots come you have no one to blame but yourself you dipshit.
>>81170811
Go buy a gun, you can do it before they start
Broken wine bottles
Off-screwable table legs
Leaf-fork
Heavy chains
If you're really worried fill some bottle with gasoline/hars liquor and make some moloctovs.
>>81170811
Get a axe
get one of these
maximum $10
sharpen it real good
hack niggers' arms off
>>81170811
>Any other suggestions if I don't have a gun?
Go fucking buy one. If you can't afford 300 bucks for a shotgun and a few boxes of shells from Walmart, you are a waste, and deserve to be nogged upon.
>>81170811
move out of CA/NY and go to actual America faggot
Put nails in a baseball bat
>go buy a gun
But they're expensive tbqh
Just make sure you got a high ledge and you're good
Good luck hammer bro
>>81172263
>swing at nigger
>get stuck
>other nigger massacres you (they ALWAYS attack in packs)
Got a chain? Flexible and effective.
>>81172246
I live in KC, its one of the ape strongholds, I am fucked!
>>81171377
i Fucked up and now I cant buy one in my state
sue me
>>81170811
>that electric guitar that looks fucked up beyond belief, like a fossilized relic
I guess you could swing that by the neck if it isn't a bolt-on. What is that piece of trash anyway?
>>81172263
I'd snip the heads off with bolt cutters, or better yet use an angle grinder to cut them off at an angle.
>>81172263
Put barbed wire on a baseball bat
>>81170811
Get a sallet helmet, half-plate armor, some good leather gloves, a bluckler and a basket hilt sword. Keep healing and strength potions at hand at all times and avoid getting seen by casters. If you get good rolls you might survive.
Why do you have a nation wide chimpout again, anyways? Did I miss someting?
>be American
>hide in your room and hope to not getting killed in monthly chimp out
>call Euros cucks for enduring a few Muslim attacks
>>81173297
ha ha, Its a solid body too but its my first guitar so I couldn't part with it.
>>81170811
Hit them with your boyfriends dildo.
>>81173393
Sup mah Negan?
use that hammer to build a cuck shed and then maybe they will show mercy when they realize you're no threat.
>>81173393
This, much better than nails.
>>81173683
do you live under a rock? its national Chimpout day today. just look online, they are coordinating something called the day of rage!
>>81174123
spit out my drink on that one. thanks anon!
>>81170811
Yeah, buy a gun.
>>81174535
I try to live under a rock as good as I can, news only make my guts hurt from all the hate and anger I feel. But still I would think I would have caught something about a national chimp out (I did hear about the Nizza terrorist attack, e.g.).
>>81174123
Noice.
>>81173393
Yeah this is better do this.
I hope you're using that hammer to make a decent weapon, because that doesn't have enough concussive force to knock someone out in a fight.
And you still have to get close to use it. Odds are you'll get knuckled if you try to fight a nig 1v1 (1v5 more like), since they fight all the time and the only experience you have in hand-to-hand combat is that karate class you took when you were 8.
Buy a gun like the rest of these pussies.
>>81170811
Riots won't happen in burgerland
>>81173297
those aren't scratches btw its the light through my blinds its actually scratch free. but its one of those carvin models that you can build the way you want it, solid body 24 fret free floating bridge. Not sure on the exact specs I didn't design it.
>>81174156
Not really. The barbed wire won't even do much because you are smashing them. It will just cause minor surface abrasions or maybe laceratings, the nails would go much deeper into the body causing much worse wounds. If you want barbed wire you should solder it to a sword or something so you penetrate deep into the body and the barbed wire helps cause even worse bleeding by slicing open blood vessels and organs that the blade itself didn't hit or simply grazed.
Although I would probably suggest flanges, honestly, same general properties as the nails except they don't get stuck.
they wont do it, too much shit going on and they wont get media attention
>>81170811
I have an extra pistol i'll trade you for that acoustic.
>>81170811
Use your guitar to fight them off with the power of music
>>81176693
>wont get media attention
are you serious? they are going to pull the boston massacre and literally try to kill the riot police and somebody is gonna get shot and then the whole nigger nation is gonna start looting and rioting.
Stuck in California so nogunz yet. All I have is a large bowie knife and a knuckleduster "belt buckle". Maybe I'll just sharpen my closet rod into a spear.
>>81176519
The fuck did you just say?
Get yourself one of these
>>81178259
Did they tighten that? My last update was you can have a semi auto ghost rifle with 10 assault bullets per magazine-clip. Only that you need a tool to detach it.
>>81179095
Yeah, it was some shit like that and I believe there are more restrictions being pushed.
>>81178796
NOT SO FAST
>>81178420
Negan should be Lucille'ing some nogs.
Sharpen the end of a long piece of wood something to keep the raging vibrant youth at a distance.
>>81181557
Nah you need a dick so you put in ass and raep
XD >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) (:V) (:V) (:V) (:V) :-$ =:O :-} :-} :~ :~ =:O :'( :-\ :-)) =-O :-( :-\ :-( :-[ ;-) :'( :'( :-D :-( :-[ =-O :-( :-D >:) :-* :-! ;-) :'( :-[ :-| :-D :-* :-! :-} :-} ¿¡¡^¿·¥{`·Ω¤μ<´
>>81181557
>vibrant
Hey guys, found the cuck and the blacked.com lifetime member.
>>81170811
Nothing more effective than poop on a stick
>>81178796
fuckin lol, and have it close on your thumb?
>>81170811
Join in pretending to be an ally and try and get some free stuff
>>81170811
im going to join the marines
>>81170811
Source? What rioting?
>>81182544
>>81182544
Swiss knives are quite useful but it's definitely not a weapon. For self-defence you would want a knife with a lock system.
>>81173393
Pissing your pants yet?
>>81182909
There's a supposed Black Lies Matter "Day of Rage" planned for July 15. Most likely bullshit, but hoping for some decent Friday night rioting streams anyway.
>>81170811
Not done building my gat, this little 5 incher will do for now
>>81182481
how could that possibly help? they will spend the first hour of the riot flinging their own shit directly from their assholes all over town!
>>81183164
PEE PANTS CITY
That chair in the background would make a better defensive weapon
Don't forget protection for your noggin
>>81183442
It's gonna be a shitty riot. Probably with countless of hired niggers to compensate for all the niggers who quit the movement.
>>81170811
>>81171087
also, you can always cover it with glue and put some glass on it. Or just simply use a hammer and nail few nails into it.
>>81170811
use the guitar, what kind of bard are you?
>>81172542
underrated post, /pol/ confirmed for underage b&
>>81183805
That's a religious headdress not a helmet.
>>81178420
That you are a faggot with no knowledge of how weapons or internal injuries work. If you really want to use a bat use a solid metal bat, would be ten times better than any of these stupid bats with nails or barbed wire ideas. Far more rigid than a wooden bat and far heavier meaning much more impact energy.
>>81170811
Good luck stay strong guyz DO NOT BRING VIOLENCE be wiser then the deceivers ! stay united love will prevail
>>81170811
Get a sturdy piece of wood and fashion it into a shield for your other hand.
Uhhh move. Faster than getting a gun
>>81170811
Make friends with gun people. On chimpout day, bring a pizza and a case to gunbro's home, he can keep the niggers at bay, and might even have a gun for you to use.
>>81178796
>flag
ARREST THIS CRIMINAL!
Get an estwing axe and hacksaw off the hammerface.
Better yet get a rock pick and sharpen the end spike end.
Or make a spear from carpenter spike concrete glued into a shovel handle.
Any machete with over 4mm thick spine/stock would be exceptional.
Don't you know how to no gunz?
>>81170811
>rioting that's gonna happen tonight
I'm sorry what? Why is there gonna be rioting tonight?
>>81173295
Sounds like you might've been sued already you dirty criminal.
>>81186928
Big Loud Monkeys have organised a "day of rage" to get revenge on america or something.
Get a cold steel gladius, I have one and it rules. It's fucking big, light, sharp, and has a dangerous as hell spear point.
Great for chopping and thrusting. Get a riot shield and you can hold niggers at bay like a true spartan buttfucker
What is the word on these possible riots?
>>81187891
and you get can get off amazon in two days ya queer
they are pretty durable too, i've chopped wood with mine too see how it holds up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHsmZutP3GQ
lol
>highly skilled
>>81170811
>rioting
Again?
How many nigs were nogging now?
Who!
>>81185257
> thinking metal bats are solid
Metal bats are hollow, bruh
>>81187891
god i love that fat hapa's channel.
CS gladius is too thin tho imo. When you stab into anything relatively hard (ie. a sternum or pelvis) the blade flexes like a motherfucker.
A slightly angled kukri with a sharpened back edge is superior, especially with a nice wide belly. The heft also makes it much easier to cleave.
I have plenty for myself and some loaners for nogunz
>>81189949
Nice, what is that like 1000 thread count?
>>81189949
dang dude nice threads
>>81170811
Axe my new friend.
>>81189949
Those sheets look fucking comfy.
>tfw fantastic African liquefier ready to go
>>81187555
nah dude, just got myself locked up in the nuthouse
>>81190723
>>81192280
>>81191526
Not gonna lie, its really fucking comfy
Apparently the rioting is supposed to happen in my city at 4:00, was this shit just rumors or is it actually happening? That would be in 45min and it takes about that long to go into the city
>>81170811
Baseball bat would work.
>>81189949
The FAL (IS FUCKING SEXY WASHED OUT YELLOW) and the USPc would be all Id ever wanted.
I would move to the US, just to be able to own that.
>>81170811
STEPS TO SURVIVE:
>Find a place to hide
>Get hot water all night (not for drink, it will hurts a lot of riots)
>Look to all your chemicals acids (it helps to disorient enemy)
>Search for any weapon as kitchen knife and order it and hide it.
>>81170811
If there is rioting, the best thing to do would be to get some plywood and nail it over your windows.
>>81170811
Offer your body.
>>81193645
I have been hit with a bat before, hurt like fuck but I would still rather use a hammer or something over a bat.
>>81189949
Cool
>>81193923
>The FAL (IS FUCKING SEXY WASHED OUT YELLOW)
Rhodesian/South african
>USPc
Its my favorite
>>81170811
How many more hours until this shit is supposed to go down?
>tfw woke up to nice happening
>tfw going to sleep after turkish happening
>tfw going to wake up to nigger happening tomorrow
This is glorious! Kek be praised!
>>81189418
glad someone else suggested a kukri
>>81170811
That's fine. That's all you really need.
Black people can't aim. They do drive by shootings and see nothing disingenuous about having a moving target and not being stationary themselves. They hold the gun sideways and spray like a wild nigga. You can literally just calmly walk up to them as they spray bullets all around you, and smash them with your hammer, then their stray bullets will kill 20 of their own and they'll blame white people.
>>81170811
I use a stick to defend myself. It works very well against the gypsies.
>>81195635
>month later
>Wake up to 100.000 Turkish refugees on Austrian border
Are you suicidal or just dense?
>>81194945
You got amazing taste. See you state-side someday.
>>81178796
I've contacted the constabulary about your anti-social behavior.
cover yourself in razor blades. nobody will touch you with your new-found edginess.
>>81196175
If we get a huge load of refugees now, civil war and total removal of kebab will happen.
If we only get a trickle, Austrian society will be slowly subverted by muslims and people will wake up when it is too late. Boiling frog syndrome.
I much prefer the former. I'm armed and /fit/. I welcome civil war.
>>81198054
>armed and fit
Womit? Mit einem Glock Messer?
KEK. Viel Glück Kamerad.
>>81170811
where?
>>81170811
Tanto kabar
>>81170811
buy yourself a bows and arrows :]
>>81199794
Thats what I did.
Arm yourself with a bundle of job applications.
>>81170811
Use your katana.
![captain_picard_and_puppies_by_gryphon_shifter-d7kw3c1[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/h46iZKD.png "captain_picard_and_puppies_by_gryphon_shifter-d7kw3c1[2].png")
>>81193567
>da fug is dat...
>".22 eargesplitten loudenboomer"
>>81189949
>FAL w/ Rhodesian
pls marry me
>>81192867
You can still buy private sale.
>>81170811
buy a gun
>>81170811
aluminum bat a best
>>81170811
>>81203344
A lunch truck?
>>81192867
>not appropriating one anyway
>>81170811
move to a city without any niggers
>>81202274
>pls marry me
Are you cute finn girl who will stab me?
>>81204623
We can pretend.
>I work in Detroit in an area that is full ghetto literally starting across the street
>my shift starts in two hours
How fucked am I?
>>81205834
Hopelessly
>>81206039
Th-they aren't seriously going to go on a rampage tonight, are they?
>>81170811
bricks in pillow case is always a safe bet
>>81205834
How would you like to be remembered?
>>81171493
>american with no gun
>go camping
he wouldnt last an hour
>>81170811
It's not a bad weapon, your fault you don't know how to use it
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VrqdbBZqT7U
>>81170811
Have any happenings occurred yet in the major citites?
>>81170811
>>81206417
A bunch of d-batteries in a sock for more accuracy
Sharp stick, range m8 range.
>>81205834
dont go to work?
>>81170811
Weld a screw driver to the end of it
Only 2 mags but i wont die without a fight
>>81170811
>>81207864
If I had a welder I wouldn't need the hammer.
>>81208212
wft is that thing? lol
>Implying /pol/ didn't sperg out over a post linking an article with no proof of it's claims.
The chimpening is massive ruse guys. Just don't give them salt.
>>81170811
That type of hammer is the best thing you will find in most homes.
If you've got some strong tape you could attach a kitchen knife to a broom handle to make a spear.
Supersoaker filled with petrol could be fun, but probably too dangerous for safe home defence.
Job applications from the businesses nearest you, and a stack of books.
How is fearing for your life on account of your skin color on an annual basis not the definition of oppression?
>>81208056
You should really have at least a shotgun senpai.
>>81208667
One shot gun,it's homemade pull the hammer back and blamo,can be made bigger for bigger bullets
>>81192867
Buy private sale
>>81178796
>>81185858
This. Time to bug out.
>>81186809
A rock hammer... I have one of those!
The only pistol I have is a .22, but it looks like a real gun and I'm betting most people wouldn't know the difference. Could definitely get some mileage out of it.
>>81210140
A .22 is better than nothing, but you need to get yourself a real fire arm. I recommend a Sig P220 in 45 AKM(Automatic killing machine)
>>81208818
found the libcuck!
>>81210733
You're telling me. I thought I would have another 3-5 years before total social collapse, but at this rate I won't even be able to afford a real weapon in a few months.
sledgehammer.
the literal king of self protection
its longer than their machetes so you can hit them first!
>>81211617
Credit card? I'd buy a rifle and a pistol.
Either in .223 or .308.
I'd lend you one of my many firearms if you lived near me.
Rocks and sharpened sticks.
>>81212030
No.
As an Ironworker I can tell you that would not be a weapon of choice. It is to heavy and slow to be effective in close quarters combat.
>>81212093
Don't worry, I've got a couple /k/ friends who live in the country and have stockpiles. I'm a surveyor and for some reason like every other one of us is a gun nut.
>>81170811
Drop the hammer, apply shoe polish on skin, blend in.
You're welcome.
>>81170811
stay near bodies of water. niggers are afraid of water.
>>81214461
laughed my ass off at the planet of the apes mark wahlberg movie when all they had to do to escape was cross a river!
>>81189949
Nice, but why haven't you completely assembled the 4 AR-15s if you've already completed milling out the 80%s? Also, isn't a completed 80% lower just a lower?
>>81212030
Too heavy desu.
Get a trucker omnitool. It's basically a hand axe.
>>81170811
Why is there going to be rioting? Where are you?
>>81170811
A "NOW HIRING" sign in your front yard should offer you some good protection.
>>81219869
That's pretty fucking brilliant actually. Never seen it before.
>>81221108
OP says this is the top kek!
>>81184869
Thx m8
>>81220570
blm day of rage
>>81192867
Protective custody or were you actually involuntarily committed? If it was only the former, you're good to go.
>>81219869
dismantle these and use the little banger inside that explodes when you pull out the string for a trip mine or land mine
>>81221108
I live in an apartment so I was thinking posting a sign on the door.
>the man selling Air Force One's is one floor up please stop knocking
>Tfw out of town
>>81224771
Looks pretty chill. Where?
>>81170811
Molotov
Is this shit really happening? It's already past 5:30 and there ain't shit in Seattle.
>>81170811
Child support claim papers.
>>81170811
>>81224771
Tfw on my way to Atlanta right now. Im going to die, aren't I?
I have miles and miles of suburbs to shield me from anything that happens downtown.
That was kinda the point
>>81172686
>KC
>Niggers
I'd be more worried about the taco benders if I were you.
>>81230160
>doesn't understand modern weaponry
>feels safe and comfy away from downtown
one missile malfunction or area-effect weapon and your comfy levels will magically transform into wondertwins of bricks being shat
>>81170811
You fags
Day of Rage was from 2014
pastebin.com/HQCaxcdu
It's the same times and places, just different date
>>81170811
Padlock and bike chain.
>>81227050
Can't tell scro. Super comfy tho
