> T H R E A D . T H E M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw
> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
> S P E C T A T O R
http://www.spectator.co.uk/
nth for RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE
>Shit OP
>the world is ending
Are these things correlated?
Lads, away from the high-past retardation of the other threads, what do you think about what's going on in Turkey?
Nice to see the Department for International Trade has a swanky office.
>>81167633
Fuck you cunt
Reminder to praise Kek and thank him for the daily happenings.
>>81167634
Bit worried because my Brother is over there working, but outside of that, couldn't care less.
>>81167634
Probably a good thing, like in Egypt the mainly secular Army have stepped in to combat Islamism.
Heh
Top work Boris, don't let that cunt threaten you
>>81167634
Handled well: could be good
Goes wrong: fucking loads more refugees
>coup in turkey
>the bbc is still regurgitating stuff about nice
Useless tbqh
This is fucking madness lads, what have we done
>>81167634
Pretty simple, Erdogan is deeply unpopular with the rich West and is only kept in power by the teratded East. His self destructive foreign policy was driving Turkey to War with Russia. So the generals stepped in and deposed him
>>81167177
Nice OP faggot
Only thing that's nice is the pic but keep it /bong/ next time, pleb.
Does anyone know what the current issue of the spectator is? My private tracker only has the last issue from may, is there even a new one out?
I'll upload for brit/pol/ btw if the guy on my private tracker starts uploading the new issues again
>>81167634
>How will you apologise to Erdogan for calling him a goatfucker Boris?
>The foreign office is working on it
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754052241183674368
IT'S CIVIL WAR CHAPS
>>81168111
This.
>>81167935
As much as I hate the Guardian's politics their rolling news coverage is God-tier.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/15/turkey-coup-attempt-military-gunfire-ankara
>Government claiming the Coup has failed
>While the Army is mobilised on the streets still
KEK
>>81167978
Crashed the world with no survivors, just like the plan said.
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/754049753269301248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdhbgeGW4E
>>81168201
UPDATE
https://twitter.com/HULIO2010/status/754052113131601920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
A BIG FUCKING EXPLOSION
My GOD the happening
>>81167901
What if the coup is the work of MI6 agents and assets in Turkey? Boris if now in charge of MI6 so that would be pretty based if he has ordered that to be done.
They don't call us Perfidious Albion for nothing.
JE SUIS TURKEY
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>>81167882
Hope your brother is ok.
>>81167927
>>81168058
>>81168111
Thanks lads.
>>81168356
>>81168201
>>81167901
>>81168389
>>81168389
Meme magic has ascended lads
>>81168292
I agree. They excel with their text commentaries.
Just remember it's always got a bias, mind. They like posting jokey tweets that fit their narrative.
>>81168201
>https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754052241183674368
Dank.
ARE THE ARMY ISLAMISTS OR KEKS OR WHAT
SOMEONE EXPLAIN
Britain is independent and Europes in flames time is a comfy circle
>Boris gets booed at French embassy
>Terrorist attack happens in France
>Turkish Prime Minister talks shit about Boris
>The Turkish army takes over
Better make May's wall a few feet higher, thicker and with dogs everywhere
>>81168111
lel, people rate the CIA but the British secret service was organising coups before the CIA even existed. If anyone could do it it would be us.
>>81168111
topkek
>>81168612
Then I would be seriously fucking impressed and would hope Boris never writes a poem about me.
>>81168798
>Boris had bants with Obama
Dear god
>If you’re in the UK and concerned about a British national in Ankara, call 020 7008 1500.
https://www.gov.uk/government/world/organisations/british-embassy-ankara
I guess Boris just escaped a very awkward meeting with Erdogan
I hope we realise that the real victim here is the army
UK/US behind turk military coup??
The US have a military base there
Erdoroach getting blown the fuck out.
>>81167882
He will be fine lad.
They won't fucking dare mess with foreigners especially Brits or Yanks.
>>81169084
top lel
>>81168877
>>81169126
hive mind
>Talk shit, get civilisational-split
![[chuckles stop].gif](https://i.imgur.com/evvtAL6.gif "[chuckles stop].gif")
>tfw my parents are on holiday
>in Ankara
>>81167177
Look At the EUR
Jeeez
Are the Turkish army secular?
>>81169126
>US have a military base there
Can you imagine the shit show going on there right now?
>Where are the bullets?
>Who is the duty officer tonight
>>81168201
Who's next in Boris's queue?
>>81169375
surely not
>>81169089
Was the French flag on that before or after the happenings?
2016 is the year that keeps on giving
>>81169569
Check his English notebook
>State News Agency: Reliable sources claim that the head of military is held captive by those attempting the coup.
Holy fuck, it could be a full-on islamic takeover
leaked footage of erdogan escaping a hit squad
>>81169375
desu lad who goes on holiday to turkey
>>81169836
False. Top general is Erdogan shill.
>>81169416
Yeah because the Turkey joining the EU can just got kicked down the road
>>81167901
BORIS'D
Yes well done Angela, well done on negotiating that refugee deal with Turkey
HOWEVER
>>81169702
The colours are in the wrong order, it's more of a vertical Russian flag.
>>81169836
No. Erdogan sacked the top brass when he gained power.
This is "Young Turks 2.0".
>tell my family about whats happening in turkey
>"you shouldn't let these things bother you anon"
they'll never truly understand a happening
>>81169944
>>81169574
Yep, they were doing a travel route through Istanbul, through antalya up to Ankara then back again. They are staying in a hotel on the far eastern edge so far.
So please, no nukes
>>81169702
That is a pic from tonight. I assume they put it up following Nice
>>81170153
kerk
>>81170153
>>81167634
it's fucking ideal
if erdogan gets killed we dont need to worry about bojo's poem
Why do we get so excited about serious happenings?
This isn't normal, lads.
>>81170370
Typical Irish response desu, you should all get involved for once, it's a good laugh.
>>81167634
Just another day in Turkey.
They love a good military coup.
I hope the military win.
Erdogan sounds like a cunt.
CHAT SHIT GET WHIFF WHAFFED
>>81170720
Because we're untouchable
>>81170153
keek
Christ, we vote to leave the EU and every other country starts falling apart. It's so damn comfy here watching it all.
Wonder what tomorrow's happening will be.
>>81168798
Top kek.
https://twitter.com/monaalami/status/754055093863997440
FUCKING SHIT LADS
CIVIL WAR IMMINENT
BORIS'S REVENGE IS SWIFT AND TOTAL
>>81169126
Interesting to read this:
http://www.stripes.com/news/europe/hundreds-of-military-dependents-ordered-to-leave-turkey-1.401622
Its a NATO tactical nuclear weapons base, there are RAF personal there as well chaps.
>>81170720
Because it's almost 10pm on a Friday night and we're all at home on a Taiwanese puppetry fansite.
>>81170720
Because we have fuck all else in our sorry lives.
We're on 4chan on a Friday night.
It's somewhat coincidental that only days after Boris "The Constantinople Crucifier" Johnson enters the Foreign office that a military coup takes place in Turkey?
>>81168786
>pic related
Erdagon's in Bodrum, according to sources, so is he going to try and fight this?
Civil war?
> C I V I L . W A R
>>81167177
thats shit
>>81170720
We're all strange here anon
Who /kissless virgin/ here?
>>81170720
Some men just want to watch the world burn
>>81170370
MOM A BLACK MAN IN AMERICA IS CRYING!
>Oh no, hurry, burn the constitution!
THERE'S A MILITARY COUP IN TURKEY
>That's nice dear, try not to think about it.=
>>81171304
>Turkish military on one hand
>loyal military, AKP party, President and police
Yeah nah it's civil war now
>>81171304
Depends how much of the military stayed loyal.
>>81171304
If he doesn't have the military, he'll be hoping for international assistance.
>>81170153
Kek
PERFIDIOUS JOHNSON is behind this
Seriously lads I can't keep up with all these happenings. The past month or so has made me feel like my brain is going to fry.
fuck i just heard what sounded like a nuke fly past my window nearly shat myself
What's running through le funny whif whaf man's head right now
WHO ELSE HERE /TEAM COUP/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755399
2016 is the best year ever
>>81169810
Who has a fucking civil war in current year
sic semper tyrannis lads
>Erdogan has been taken to Marmaris by loyal military. This is going to get ugly
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/754055288580370432
>>81171780
>brexit
>nice
>turkey
What's next? Dubs will confirm.
>>81172024
Shithole paki countries mate
>>81170720
Britain hasn't been this patriotic in a long while.
And I fucking love it.
Soon the liberals will begin to leave and we'll have this glorious countryside to frolick again without a shill or cuck in sight
>>81171909
Hard to tell. Erdogan was a cunt but this might be an islamic takeover
>>81171780
Since Brexit it's been non-stop happenings, did we break the world?
>>81172042
What a time to be alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrHHOqhyYU
>>81171840
>very good second day on the job boris
>dont need to worry about that goatfucker being angry at the poem now
>>81172089
Taylor Swift sextape with A2M.
we doomed europe
>>81172024
tempting fate there 2bh
>>81172089
Belfast
>>81172089
Blair hanged
https://twitter.com/worldonalert/status/754054584407040000
civil war confirmed
>>81172232
Erdogan WAS the Islamist.
This is Egypt all over again.
>>81171532
>>81171559
He's been replacing generals left and right, he's got to have a good chunk of loyal military left.
This is going to get fucked, isn't it?
>>81172089
Civil War in France
>>81172089
Blair found dead due to "mysterious causes"
Will Erdogen hang?
>>81172325
Don't talk about my waifu like that, you fuck.
>>81172051
>Marmaris
I wonder if we are staying in the same hotel next week?
Seriously tho guys who coups and doesn't get the leader in the first attack?
Military are fucked
>>81172522
Oh shit.
>P O L L
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755399
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755399
http://www.strawpoll.me/10755399
>>81172089
Le Pen takes over France and leads the Frexit, then the EU will collapse and burn.
>>81172522
I wonder who did it ????
https://twitter.com/rcolvile/status/754056074999857152
>Worth pointing out that above Ataturk's tomb, in letters of gold, are orders to the military to preserve secularism from Islam(ism)
>>81172424
Erdogan's top general has been captured. It's over.
>>81172522
""mysterious causes""
>>81172522
>>81172522
>>81172522
>>81172522
SIR JOHN CHILCOT GTFO
>>81172424
We are probably going to wake up to several running battles happening throughout Turkey.
Jesus we might even need to send British forces in to guarantee the tourists get out safely
>>81172526
Probably going to do him in Ceausescu style
>>81172522
Blair to do a David Kelly
>>81172522
Hahahaha fucking yes
>>81172089
Marion comes to London to marry me
I wonder what will happen to all the ficki ficki that's currently in Turkey?
lel? LEL!
BUILD WALL IN CALAIS!
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/754057017749278720/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
BOMB'S GONE OFF LADS
>>81172571
>Seriously tho guys who coups and doesn't get the leader in the first attack?
That would have been very difficult. Erdogen is crazy and surrounds himself with loyalists, his new Presidential Palace was built like a fortress. Better to take over the machinery of Government and then take Erdogen.
>>81169944
>desu lad who goes on holiday to turkey
Lots of people do. It's like Greece but cheaper and on the coastal areas the people are generally pretty westernised. My parents go every year.
>>81172917
They're all emptying their bank accounts.
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/754057106496552960
They're on their fucking way here.
>>81173004
>some Brit in Ankara on Sky News just said he's going to "sleep on it"
kek
Lads...
>TURKISH REFUGEES
>>81171909
>>81172232
Islamist's could be what the Military are intervening to prevent.
I hope refugees are welcom Angela
>>81169944
I went a couple of years ago because I wanted to see old Constantinople.
Why the fuck are the BBC focusing on Nice while this is going on?
>>81173434
>>81173434
>>81173434
We only let the qt 3.14 girls in, no blokes.
>>81171517
reporting in fratello :3
Armour on the streets
https://youtu.be/mkapTTUSptg
>>81173637
scrambling for material
>>81173637
Because it's an attack on Islam instead of an attack by Islam
>Turkish president due to make a statement shortly
guess boris won't have to apologise for that poem now
>>81173144
We need to build the wall faster.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/689598/Calais-migrants-refugees-Britain-build-huge-wall-port-Brexit-surge?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
is it just me or is the economist shite now?
>>81174080
He's apparently fled the country.
>>81174080
>My shit has been fucked up
>>81173637
The BBC fucking hates coups, it's the most pro-establishment news organisation on the planet. Any happening whatsoever that suggests that the state is in some way fallible or vulnerable goes against their narrative
>>81174185
no it's shite.
>>81174198
>>81174080
Turdogan is apparently having ficki ficki times in Bodrum.
The Prime Minister - Banana Something is going to make a statement.
>>81174185
Been shit for a while lad, read Spectator instead
>>81173637
Waiting until they have verified stuff that is more than just the headline "Turkish Military Coup" I expect.
>>81174608
^ this.
The Spectator is great.
So when is turkey joining the EU?
>>81174550
He's trying to flee in his private jet that's why they are scrambling fighters.
>>81174185
The Economist always has been shite.
You're just older and can see through the bollocks.
>EEC, ERM, AGM
Have they ever been right?
>>81174840
Thank fuck we left
honestly i wish we'd have major happenings more often
makes johnny foreigner leave britpol alone
>>81174198
>>81174550
which is it?
And if he has fled, is this going to last longer than the night?
>>81175021
Post yfw they shoot down his jet
>>81174806
Spectator routinely gets the majority of things right.
>>81175118
Who is this semen demon?
not the pillow, don't be cheeky
LADS, DON'T WORRY, THE COUP IS TO RESTORE SECULAR DEOMCRACY
>“Turkish Armed Forces have completely taken over the administration of the country to reinstate constitutional order, human rights and freedoms, the rule of law and general security that was damaged.
>“All international agreements are still valid. We hope that all of our good relationships with all countries will continue.”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeczQNqSkUQ
![cleanoch-powell-1626207[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Jge7oIM.png "cleanoch-powell-1626207[1].png")
Hey lads, I was the one who said I would make the Enoch Powell video yesterday.
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dGV6w6pt-8
Not the most original concept I know but I was bored and it was good fun to make. Basically an illustration of rivers of blood.
Consider it a first draft maybe because it's a bit rough around the edges.
It's only in 360p at the moment (youtube has to process it), though the archive footage wasn't that great anyway (can't afford to pay £30 for each clip lol).
>>81175021
>>81175166
I don't know, but have you just seen Sky News with that reporter Holly? The jets that flew past whilst she was speaking.
Top lel.
>>81175166
He was in Bodrum and has apparently, unconfirmed, fled the country in his private jet.
>>81175042
Was it always so preachy? Was intolerable the last year.
>>81175118
We haven't left yet lad. Plenty of time to import some Turkey refugee's.
Lads, was the coup successful or what?
>>81175456
>tfw Turks are better at removing kebab than we are
article 50 when
this is what we want to distance ourselves from
Ruling party asking civilians to come out and support the AKP party/Erdagon.
Military saying martial law and curfew.
anyone hear the fighter jets fly over the reporter on sky news? in the middle of the city!
surreal shit
https://twitter.com/AP/status/754059216755761152
>BREAKING: Secretary of State John Kerry says he hopes for stability, peace, continuity in Turkey as coup apparently under way.
Right the US must have known beforehand
>>81175812
Yeah 2 of them over her right shoulder.
>>81175681
Military saying they've assumed control
Erdogan administration still trying to deny it
Rumours of Erdogan himself being captured, other rumours he's trying to flee the country and jets have been scrambled to stop him
>>81175681
Christ m8, it's not like we're there or work for the intelligence services.
>>81175698
>Today may be the day when kebab removes itself
>>81175801
Are they trying to encourage civilian casualties? Jesus
Ok maybe my parents won't be going holidays to Turkey this summer.
>>81175681
>military says it's taken over
>Erdogan has left the country
yes
>>81176149
>Going to Turkey
>Ever
Anon...
Hopefully can ditch them for the Russians now.
>>81176020
Erdogan is on holiday and safe apparently. A damn shame, would have been nice to see him hanged from a lamp post
>>81176109
Yes.
If they know they've lost, the only surefire way to secure international military aid is for the insurgents to start killing civilians.
What will Boris' statement say, lads?
>tfw the eternal anglo poster might be dead
>>81175964
Of course we and the US were behind it. Kerry was in Russia today all chummy with the Russians.
We realised that Turkey was out of control and decided to act.
>>81176309
Don't loads of normies go there to drink and shag?
It's such a swing since the current year of 2015.
All that gay marriage, dug-up Confederate generals, removed Cecil Rhodes statues, BLM upstarts, the rest. Leftists loved it. It was he current year.
Now it's the current year and it's nothing but the complete opposite, right wing on the rise, Brexit, coups, terrorist assaults.
The leftist might laugh and tremble, but it's THE CURRENT YEAR
2016
>>81176490
May God help Turkey.
>>81175621
Like wikipedia, it's okay for factual data - annual cashew production in Scotland etc - but has always been lousy at analysis.
Still, no analyst is always right and there's value in an analyst who's consistently wrong.
>>81176501
He hasn't posted since we voted to leave the EU.
>>81176309
dude holidays are going to be so cheap now
>>81176490
>lol get fucked erdogan, I offered to settle this over a game of wifwaf but no you HAD to go fuck with putin instead
>>81176632
lol?
Fuck no, that's Shagaluf or Lanzarote m8.
>>81176501
He's stationed in Germany of course
>>81176490
It's taking place in Ankara. If only something rhymed with Ankara..
>>81176658
>24/7 happenings
ISN'T IT FUNNY
I SAID WE CAN'T LET THESE PAKIS IN, AND YOU ALL SAID I WAS RACIST
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/754061491532337156
COUP SUCCESSFUL
Got the new spectator issue here lads
http://dropcanvas.com/c2g42
>>81177049
>People everywhere are taking there countries back against the will of there political class
Boris is in charge for two days, just two days, for fucks sake. What next.
>>81175456
>coup
>restoring democracy
Hmmm
>>81176490
He'll say it's time for Erdogan to goat.
>tfw my m8 is in turkey
>>81167177
Guess Cameron was right when he said.... Turkey won't join eu....
Because there will be no Turkey/ eu mwuahahaha
https://twitter.com/TravelGov/status/754054900401790981?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>Telling you what to use because social media is blocked, on social media
>usa
>>81172522
I've dreamed of that day.
>>81177243
>http://dropcanvas.com/c2g42
Cheers lad
>>81175510
I see my bath foaming, with much suds
>>81177243
bumping this
PUT THIS IN THE OP
>>81177243
>Midway through his final cabinet meeting, David Cameron realised — with some horror — that
it had turned into a political wake. Theresa
May had just lavished praise upon him, and
his eyes had moistened. Then it was George
Osborne’s turn: the Chancellor was a bit
more humorous, but no less affectionate:
‘Being English, David, you’ll hate all this
praise,’ he said. ‘You’re quite right,’ Cameron
replied. ‘I am English, and I don’t much
like it.’
C U C K M E R O N
also thanks lad
>>81176501
Wishing I had saved them all desu.
My theory was he's a Scot in the army stationed in German.
Probably one of us and lurking here right now.
Is there rules against a country as unstable and corrupt and authoritarian as Turkey being a member of NATO? Especially in light of this coup.
I know that Turkey occupies a strategically significant position and is there to keep Russia in check in the middle east but realpolitik can only stretch so far.
>BBC news still not all over this
Establishment shills the lot of them
why are right wingers so dumb and anti-intellectual?
>>81174550
>MFW my vacation to Bodrum was planned for tomorrow
>>81177462
Not a hint of resistance in Germany though, fucking krauts
>>81177243
Reported to Andrew Neil
>>81177551
The Turkish Army is more pro-EU than the government, though?
>>81177795
We must be fun, pretty damn fun, to allow the inflow of 2 litres of bubblebath
SHIT LADS NEW REPORTS STATING THAT
KÖKSAL 'RADICAL' BABA HAS BEEN RELEASED, MULTIPLE CASUALTIES
>>81177243
Should be supporting decent journalism 2bh.
>>81177856
>>81176871
>>81176501
Nah the Eternal Anglo poster is that Irish guy that worshipped Germany.
Remember? He used to make daily threads saying how great Germany is and how bad the UK is, then the Germans told him to shut the fuck up and he went missing.
The government of Turkey are still saying the Military has not won, and that fighting will continue.
>>81177835
>'I am English, and I don’t much
like it.’
I wish we had some pride in this country like they do in the celtic ones. Fuck Cameron.
>>81178072
>http://dropcanvas.com/c2g42
Gotta praise them muslim victims in Nice lad.
>>81177878
Turkey was only allowed into NATO be used as zerg rush style cannon fodder and a base to lob nukes at the Soviets during the Cold War.
>>81178072
Their international coverage is usually pretty good but they've been shit the past few days.
>>81177682
It's telling people outside of Turkey not to use the internet to contact people inside Turkey, retard.
