PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS
NOT A WEEK GOES BY WITHOUT SOME MAJOR SHIT GOING DOWN
>>81161985
this is normal if you spend all day watching news. take a break from /pol/
>>81161985
Because Kek FORETOLD this.
Praise the Gods
Praise the Gods
PRAISE THE GODS!
>>81162155
>>81162111
Thanks kek
>>81161985
Jews
>>81162111
fuck off shill
I work in finance and there is always a few news monitors on around the office and it's something people need to be aware of.
This last year has been fucking insane
>>81161985
PRAISE BE UPON KEK! (pbuk)
You cannot stop KEK's will.
HIS WILL SHALL BE DONE!
>>81161985
>mfw this has been written about over a thousand years ago.
We are witnessing happenings of biblical proportions, it's gonna get much, much worse if the bible is to be believed. God, Satan, Kek, it's all a part of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wShTC5lgGI
>this one does not yet believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I
https://youtu.be/ICSk8-pJkX8?t=40
>>81161985
you already know
>>81161985
It's to get people mentally ready for the shit going down in 2017-2020
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
KEK has truly blessed us this year! Please KEK, grant us utter chaos in this coming week!
777
there is but 1 explanation
>>81163079
Kek is preparing something big
Give your doubles to kek.
>>81161985
Trump's divisive rhetoric
>>81161985
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terence_McKenna#Novelty_theory_and_Timewave_Zero
>>81161985
Not everything is what it seems. Society and its constructs are profoundly sick.
Things have to die.
We shifting from Dionysus to Apollo
It always goes in cycles
>>81161985
It's the end soon, every civilizations end
>>81162565
calm down leaf, spending all day on any type of media is bad for a person.
I think it's the end times, not even joking.
>2016
>2+0+1+6=9
>9 =3^2
>9+3+2=14
>14/9/2016
>>81161985
Two words:
END TIMES
>>81163393
Based nietzsche bro
>>81161985
meme magic is real
>>81161985
its over man, we're all going home soon.
dumb frog worshippers
>>81161985
2016's been a clustefuck that's for sure
>>81161985
It is the effects of technology doubling. Every so often two technologies merge to do greater things than either of the used technologies could do by themselves. Throughout human history this is a continuing event. Where ever you'd like to start in human history the number of doubling events is reaching the end of a month while doubling each day. What this means is seemingly great events could happen at any moment. Many great events are close at hand.
if the mayans predicted the world ending in 2016, i would have believed them
>>81161985
Shemitah.
>>81161985
Started in 2015 desu
Shitty results of globalist mass immigration and massive liberal white guilt indoctrination have been building towards critical mass for years and are just now finally starting to spill over.
>>81161985
happenings cause happenings
when one person sees a happening happen, it encourages them to speed up their own plans
brexit
terrorists
dallas
terrorists
coup
>>81161985
more happenings are on the way just wait the best will be saved for last.
>>81161985
it's the result of far-right radicalism being on the rise and drumpf's dangerous rhetoric radicalizing even more individuals
it will be even worse if he becomes president. that's why i'm with her.
>>81164729
maybe if they weren't >mexican intellectuals they would've been correct about the year
>>81161985
It's 2016
>>81166569
ognna have to agree with this, trump just isn't as good as reagan... he's a demagogue and is only going to whirl the world into further danger.
>>81161985
Is written in the stars. There is a war in heaven and it reflects on us below, as our battles reflect above.
I'm not even trying to be cryptic, fucking archons and egregores and shit are definitely real and definitely fighting each other
Its the jubilee, we already went over this
shemitah, remember?
>>81166822
>predicted 2012
>4 years off
>4
>4 is 2 doubled
>doubled
>>81166281
>the Best will be saved till last
Can't wait for the fully-immersive fallout 5 experience to begin.
>>81167290
where can I learn more?
>>81167290
Prove it lad.
>>81162155
praize hymm
Ill throw my rare pepe in to say that Heathrow will be bombed in exactly 5 days
![japan-tsunami-ap110311113416[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wpKPDKl.jpg "japan-tsunami-ap110311113416[1].jpg")
>>81161985
It's still pretty calm compared to 2011. 2011 was the most happening-filled year in recent memory.
Things are getting pretty crazy atm desu few years ago a new Cabinet would be dragged out in the news for a week. These days its swept aside in a heartbeat by a happening.. Whats going on??
>>81161985
Isn't it fun? The world is changing before our eyes, way better than living in a slowely dying society. Enjoy it while you can.
>>81167414
Go to runesoup, it's the blog of a gay British financier magician, and from there you can find everything you want about this shit.
>>81162155
>image.jpg
>>81161985
The only thing I gave a shit about this year was the death of Bud Spencer. Puts things in perspective.
>>81168273
>gay
whoops lost interest
>>81162155
>>81162288
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>81162155
please accept my worship KEK
>>81161985
It's all coming to a head.
All of the deaths provide Kek with souls to feast on.
>>81161985
Because we woke Kek, he has returned once more.
Because it is willed through him
>>81161985
The world is changing.
The old one will burn in the fires of hate.
A new order will rise.
>>81168567
Yeah well nigger when you want to learn about this shit you don't have a lot of normal reputable sources. Sure science might get into psychic powers and how consciousness affects physical matter but when you want to start talking about extradimensional beings that live off and are created by our thoughts as they do the same to us you're gonna have to deal with weirdos.
>>81161985
IT'S HAPPENING
WE HAVE ALWAYS ASKED FOR IT
QEK IS TIGHTENING THE NOOSE
WWIII 2017
>>81168381
yep the only shit i gave and my top keks to france
>how old are you
I do not believe in kek.
>>81161985
>/pol/ vow a cult to the egyptian darkness god (Kuk/Kek)
>full happening
>>81169697
yeah thats fair. but it leads me to think he might be under the influence of the demons he claims to be against
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek
>>81161985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
I LIKE IT.
>>81172889
lucky for you im a dog lover
and not even one has made me feel excited, it's really a shame.
I miss the days of Trayvon Martin and ZimZam
>>81161985
We thought we could control Meme Magic to fit our narrative.
But Kek has no narrative.
>>81170531
Great, /pol/ starts world war III by ironically resurrecting an ancient Egyptian deity. This is also how Ghostbusters 3 should have been.
Y'all done it now!
The dogs of war are lose! The gates of hell have been opened! The demons are coming through!
ISN'T IT GREAT!!! PRAISE KEK!!!
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek!
>>81166569
You're right about Trump, wrong about "her." Choose neither. Take your country back.
>>81161985
Because Kek wills it
>>81173867
Someone call hollywood jews!
Ebil Neonazi group who are fat and dress with black clothes and live with their moms finds tablet of ancient deity.
These strong wacky women will save the world!!1
>>81161985
2015 was current year.
2016 is the year of happenings.
It began minutes into the year in Cologne.
>>81172889
>>81173218
Let's all go to the malt shop
Multicultural Europe will never be boring
>>81161985
>SO MANY HAPPENINGS
there isn't enough of habbing bong
They all are minor happenings and don't add up to a big happening yet.
I really wonder if shit like this is just releasing built-up steam.
Will we ever witness a serious happening?
>tfw we actually did start the fire
>>81175161
We will. Look at this 7.
What's happening around the world is classic divide and conquer amid chaos. We are still away from total chaos but when real shit will happen and then elite will establish new world order.
But I don't mind. It means we are closer to pre-tribulation rapture and start of 7 hellish years of tribulation.
All the past "happenings" that never happened because of either chance or avoidance maneuvering, well, they've built up the pressure and 2016 is letting it all out
>>81168571
After the darkness comes light!
Praise kek
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nqqotq6.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>81161985
because ISIS woke up the old gods
and then we started worshipping them
and then we willed happenings into existance
It all started when David Bowie died...
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
Send in da nukes
>>81161985
It's only July. Wait for August, the month of happenings.
>>81162155
MODS PLEASE BAN KEK THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. KEK IS A FALSE PROPHET
KEK
E
K
All these virgins dumping their loads for kek.
You didn't believe in magic?
You do now.
Name 3
>>81176200
PRAISE KEK!
K A L I
Y U G A
>>81162155
It begins!
CERN
>>81176200
>>81162288
>>81162155
>>81162111
This is it lads.
>>81161985
2016 is the year of the Third Impact, what did you expect?
>>81176868
>6868
Lesser dubs but still quite dubs
>>81176325
STOP. KEKISM NEEDS TO BE A BANNABLE OFFENSE
>>81176827
IF KEKISM FUCKS UP CERN IM GONNA FLIP
>>81166960
DELETE THIS
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
Almighty Kek has truly blessed this thread
>>81176200
Roaches cant be killed by nukes.
>>81176827
All according to plan
soon the organisation will pay for their crimes against the natural law of humanity
>Was going to have a normal day
>Happening happened
>Stuck inside again
Is anything happening state side yet from BLM?
You best start believing in KEK threads boyos, cause your posting in one
>>81177273
>>81177763
https://www.rt.com/viral/349283-cern-clouds-portal-gods/
>>81168571
Grant me the doubles KEK!
>>81176200
Has meme magic gone too far?
>>81178460
No Anon. It is just starting.
>>81161985
It all goes back to the Syrian Civil War. The World System divided itself into two sides, one on Russia and the other on USA's. Thus they're unable to come to a solution to the war. It's been left festering for 5+ years. It led to Islamic State. Without the war, no Islamic State.
>>81161985
Kek is returning because he has been called.
>>81168571
Praise Kek!
THERE ARE NON BELIEVERS AMONG US!
When did you guys start worshipping that stupid frog? I only come here when things happen but I never paid attention to it.
>>81179412
There is no beginning, and there is no end.
>>81161985
much conspiracy theories were true.
PRAISE KEK!
It's the year of the Fire Monkey.,
Also, astroilogically, there is an intense Grand Trine that is really testing and upsetting a lot of things.
It's a challenge but it's also very beneficial if you learn from the lessons.
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
>>81176200
>>81162767
>We are witnessing happenings of biblical proportions, it's gonna get much, much worse if the bible is to be believed. God, Satan, Kek, it's all a part of it.
Oh OK
Are you sure Kek can coexist with the concept of God
The Lord Jesus Christ comes but is not yet time.
The devil moves to ready himself for the nearer year he become 30 that the devil might end god's love and deprive all of salvation.
>>81179998
>9998
what did KEK mean by this?
>>81161985
ECONOMIC COLLAPSE WHEN?
It will be the ultimate trigger.
Should we ask Kek, Lord of Chaos and Repeating Digits for more happenings, or to channel His great and terrible power into God Emperor Trump? Or both?
>>81181028
Why does pol/ worship a frog god?
please cure my diabetes kek
>>81182443
>443
OH FUCK OFF
>>81180602
>Believes in a God
>Still doesn't believe there are other major gods, demons, angels
Anon, I...
>>81161985
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
>>81168155
>>81168255
>>81169477
>>81176200
Though we meme through
the imageboard of the shadow of
happening, we will fear no normie;
For You are with us; Your smug and
Your dubs, they comfort us.
>>81182353
Because he doesn't talk; he doesn't teach; he doesn't lead; he doesn't need; he doesn't hear; he doesn't seek; he doesn't live; he doesn't care.
HE IS.
It makes no difference if you know of him.
>>81161985
You haven't seen anything yet Anon.
>>81163335
intredasting
>>81183875
That's actually really interesting.
>>81182353
>>81179412
because he makes things happen
PRAISE KEK
>>81161985
Do some research you man children.
Kek is not doing anything for you because Kek is a female. The kek you're all calling is some bullshit you all created.
> Kek is fake
> heket is what you all originally started to call kek
> heket is female
Than again it was started by Americans, my people are known for being retarded. On top of that we're flooded with children right now.
That's all I had to say, enjoy the happenings.
>Pic related, check the breast.
>>81161985
Our kek summoning last year took a while to build up because kek uses the power he is given in spurts
This is basically all the pent up gets and praise from last year
Everything we have done this year will result in happenings next year, very large happenings considering how big the gets have been this year
Hold on to your butts
>>81185159
KEK THINKS YOU ARE A FAGGOT.
>>81185174
When this baby hits 88 dubs per hour, you're going to see some serious shit
>>81162111
No it's not. This is the most happening we've had in one year since the Iraq war started and we're only 7 months in.
>>81161985
Jesus is coming back soon
this is not the true happening, this is a just a preparation for the true happening, a third world war
the world really needs it right now, it'll change a lot of things, either for worse or better
>>81166960
do you think that frog was gonna fuck it?
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
My life is going to shit because I can't take my eyes off /pol/ in case I miss a happening. But it's the happiest year ever so far. I wish for it all to burn and Western civilisation to rise from the ashes.
>>81185159
I was waiting for someone to point this out.
I'm baffled that all these kekposters didn't even bother taking a quick second to google what the fuck they're memeing about.
>>81185624
Yeah, i bet this is fucking christmas for you Austria.
You even put a fucking tree on your flag to celebrate the 4th Reich
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
Kek clearly have spoken
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
PRAISE BE UNTO KEK
>>81185159
kek is male
kauket is female
The characteristics of the pair of gods, Kek and Kauket, are easier to determine, and it is tolerable certain that these deities represent the male and female powers of the darkness which was supposed to cover over the primeval abyss of water; they have been compared by Dr. Brugsch with the Erebos of the Greeks. In some aspects they appear to represent both the night and the day, that is to say, Kek is called "the raiser up of the light," and Kauket the "raiser up of the night." It is not difficult to see how these deities obtained these names, for Kek represents that period of the night which immediately precedes the day, and Kauket is that period of the night which immediately follows the day.
>>81176932
What is that webm?
I'm sorry guys , everything is happening because i got a girlfriend.
When I find myself in times of boredom
Lord Kek excites me
Spreading memes of mischief
Let it pee
>>81186922
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>Kuk
Heh, you can't make this shit up.
>>81187335
Crane collapsed, in Mecca I think.
>>81161985
YOU DID THIS POL. YOU. DID. THIS!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0
>>81162155
I'm so happy Kek has awoken. The lulz will be real this year.
>>81161985
WWIII incoming, also see
>>81162155
>>81162288
>>81161985
did you forget about the blood moons anon?
>>81161985
The night is darkest just before the Don.
The happenings will accelerate until Trump is sworn into office, and then the only happenings will be America winning over and over again.
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek!
>>81189546
This.
I think I should offer an animal for sacrifice to KeK.
well this happened
Happenings ars the new normal
>>81190312
preferable a roach
Have you praised Kek today, anons?
>>81190312
Honestly the Kek worship should be a lot more impressive by now
>>81167290
this is absolute truth
We opened the door. What will pour from it will change everything. A cleansing fire to wash away the filth. Kek's will be done.
>>81192048
FBI pls Israel is greatest ally
>>81192211
>>81192666
he confirmes
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
how is this even happening?
>>81185799
Oh fuck stop reminding me. I don't have time for a job and girlfriend! I got to see the burn burning and Trump shitposting!
Imagine 2016 kind of like 1936
Soon
>>81161985
the western world is collapsing from leftists stupidity.
>>81162155
We have brought it into existence because we believe it exists!
PRAISE KEK, GLORY BE THINE WILL!!!
>>81168571
AFTER DARKNESS COMES LIGHT
PRAISE THEE MY LORD KEK!
>>81193333
Kek is truly awakened
>>81163393
it should be the opposite, bro
>>81161985
MEME MAGIC IS SPEEDING UP
CHANNEL THE POWER
>>81192666
My word.
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
PRAISE BE UNTO KEK
This is a biblical war pitting the Kali-Xeno-Hitlerian Entity and Kek (pbuh) versus Yahweh and Allah. This is only the beginning.
PRAISE KEK
>>81161985
if this post is dubs kek is real
>>81176263
Here bro
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
>>81166822
>>81168255
>>81169477
>>81176200
>>81179644
>>81180888
>>81185799
>>81186922
>>81187977
>>81192211
>>81192666
>>81193333
WITNESSED
NOW WITNESS THE GRAND HAPPENING
PHASE 1 UNDERWAY
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
Is this the replacement to traditional religion we have all been waiting for?
>>81193333
OH SHIT
>>81182681
This pic scares me, seeing a giant pepe in the sky is frightening
i hope the grand finale will be trump winning the election
>>81184865
>>81185159
So basically it means praise chaos or oh gee chaos is ongoing, or holy shit the world is going to hell lately. So glad i finally learned what this frog thing was. I only come here when shit hits the fans.
>>81161985
We're entering the end of the world, it will be an ever-intensifying nightmare and then we'll all wake up a little over 10 years ago. It will be the Bush administration, Haruhi season 1 will be airing for the first time, /b/ will be "serious" internet force, and we'll all be waiting for the Wii while making jokes about how the PS3 has no games.
Try to remember how this reality turned out, /pol/, so you may do better next time around.
>>81197053
aww sweet I can post epic rage comics
>>81176136
this
>>81196867
The frog is shit
Eris is the one calling the shots
>>81198355
/x/ leave
shit at demons shit at happening
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
HOLY FUGGGG! Getting actual shivers here. I feel the warm embrace God, and Kek is his name.
>>81161985
There have always been happenings. They're just most publicized. Imagine living in the 80s and only caring about domestic shit plus a few global issues. Now everytime a nig gts shot in 'murrica the whole world chimps out about it. Hell, the Chinese know what BLM is. Technology has turned us into a shitty 24 hour news reality.
>>81166822
Hillary and Obama are responsible for the shit in the Ukraine. If Hillary wins we will be ib deep trouble.
>>81161985
It's blowback from all the shit they were doing for years. It's all coming to a head in 2016
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
BRAISE GEG
>>81176932
Baal, Winter-chan, Ebola-chan etc. Let's bring back the entire pantheon.
almighty kek give me the dubs
>>81161985
the SHEMITAH
we warned you that happening were incomming
now they are here
this hasn't even begun
>You might actually be forced to go innawoods in your lifetime
Everglades here I come!
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek!
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek
>>81172484
Liturgy!
>>81161985
2016 was what 2012 is meant to be
>>81197664
Indeed, you may relive that sublime era of the internet. Just remember to appease the Goddess, so that she will not become bored and reconstruct the world like this time around.
>>81200323
That's terrible, man.
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek!
>>81161985
The year of the frog. The world in darkness but Kek will help bring the light
Screencap this
>>81201256
Why? Because of going into the Everglades?
Aside from bugs and insects the Everglades is awesome.
>>81202035
Because the fall of civilization is not a good thing.
>>81161985
the cities are at carrying capacity and the Zionist overlords have destroyed all the worlds economies so they can implement their world government and currency.
>>81168571
After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek!
>>81163393
Time to put on my Rush records I guess
>>81161985
>turkey shit
>MAJOR HAPPENING
lol pick 1 & only 1
>>81161985
status quo stuff yar
they still don't all agree but they are all doing happenings on purpose and media lock
>>81197053
>timeloops
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81202666
checked
>>81202666
>>81161985
2016 is the last year of the Earth.
I hope you had a good life and did everything you wanted to do.
>>81161985
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
DUESVULT
PRAISE KEK
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>81197053
>>81197664
>>81200884
Stop it anons, don't remind me that I'll never reilve the early to mid 00's internet
>>81202323
But it is inevitable. There is nothing to do but sit back and watch.
And cheer it on with your friends on /pol/
>>81162155
Praise Kek
>>81162111
I don't know man, these past two weeks in particular have been extremely exciting. This year has been nothing special but this month, man, it's fucking insane.
>>81162111
>>81162155
>>81162288
P R A I S E K E K
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
>>81168571
praise kek for these digits
>>81161985
Final Boss George Soros is speeding up whatever he's been planning. This is all his doing.
>>81195728
WE WUZ KEKS AN SHIT
>>81168571
Praise kek for these happenings!
>>81177084
MY NIGGA
Trump is gonna cause the Third Impact, it will be beautiful.
Look for me, I'll be the orange tang.
>>81161985
News media instigators. The media has rules for reporting suicides so that they don't cause more by making the wrong statement. They have no such rules for racially-driven violence (or whatever they can spin as racially-driven), mass shootings, or any other events.
If things keep going as they have been, we'll see either worldwide civil wars or a multinational authoritarian left government that derives power from censorship and fearmongering based on being excluded from the in-group (basically tumblr as a governing body). Groups like Anonymous will probably grow and no longer be just a bunch of autistic scriptkiddies from Facebook with an inflated sense of self-importance.
Either that or everything will tone down and return to normal and all the normies will forget 80% of what happened.
>>81161985
Twitter.
>>81162288
>>81162155
PRAISE LORD KEK
>>81161985
it's always been like this, you've only just started to pay attention
>>81196002
wagies, when will they learn?
