I live near site of planned protest. I have a gorilla mask (King Kong for Halloween one year) and firecrackers. How should I put these to use? (Hypothetically speaking)
Shove them up your ass while eating a banana
>>81144829
It's going to be 113 today in Phoenix
All you need to do is wave at them as they heat stroke out.
>>81144829
Wear the firecrackers and set the mask on fire.
You'll still be more productive than the 'groids.
>>81144829
They're probably more useful if you set them off in your nose or mouth
OP (not on mobile no mo). This is the mask, have to dig it out of my garage tho.
Islamaphobia?
>>81145192
Disguise yourself as one of them and receive Intel
>>81144829
Go to the protest wearing only the mask
The repeating digits compel you
>>81145859
Kek is not with this anon. He is with me.
Set up a rig that let's you shoot firecrackers from the mouth of the mask.
>>81146064
No
Wear the mask and shove the firecrackers up your ass
>>81144829
can someone clue me into what day of rage is? and isnt it like 120 deg F in AZ?
>>81146166
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>81145859
Only wear your skivvies, smear a mixture of dark paint and grease all over yourself, videotape you yelling ooga booga bix nood nigger muthafucka to the chimps, make sure you can run fast.
>>81146439
PRAISE KEK
>>81146249
Big riot is happening today in Phoenix had to tell all my white friends to not go there.. something about people killing whites?
Wear mask, or blackface and go join protest. They try to say anything just tell them its the only masked you own. Wait until tentions get high between police and protest. Light all firecrackers and go ape shit. "Dey shootin us, dey shootin us!!"
>>81146249
114 right now, it's super fuckin hot
