>be me
>working as bus driver
>served in military 10 years ago
>had a phonecall today
>"Good day! Is this %anonname%?"
>Uhm... Yes.
>"This is military commissariat of %cityname%"
>Look, I served already long time ago.
>We know that. We're calling you to ask few simple questions.
>Um, okay.
>Tell us your sizes of vest, boots, headwear and gas mask.
>*telling dat shit*
>Then come in 3 weeks, we'll send you summons later. Have a nice day.
>mfw
Are we preparing for something? I'm really curious now.
>>81143942
I think everyone keeps feeling like something huge is coming. Not sure how things are going in Russia, though.
>>81143942
The great 2016 Russian kebab removal?
>>81143942
yeah WW3
see you in Warsaw
>>81143942
You do realize that they do this routinely in most countries with conscription? I get some sort of reminders from the military every year, sometimes even calls for a week or two training exercise. Usually it's optional though.
The military is always planning according to the worst case scenario. It's unlikely that anything will actually happen.
>>81143942
>this time next summer we'll be shooting at each other across some godforsaken field in Poland
>>81143942
I think my stupid cunt leader and King Nigger want war with you
I didn't ask for this
>>81146868
>tfw this generation's draft dodgers will all be nationalists who don't want to die in globalist jew wars
>>81143942
It's nothing citizen. Nothing is happening. Nothing will. Go back to your business.
>>81143942
It's fucking nothing.
Пocидишь мecяцoк пapтизaнoм, нихyя нe дeлaя. Oбычныe cбopы.
>>81144461
I wish we'd all just head over to Paris and remove kebab.
>>81147522
>Пocидишь мecяцoк пapтизaнoм, нихyя нe дeлaя. Oбычныe cбopы.
Is this some sort of coded message?
>>81147558
We just need another crusades desu senpai
>be me
>finished high school last year
>taking a gap year before uni
>currently listed as unemployed-non student
>halfway through the gap year
>get a letter asking me to consider the Bundeswehr
>ignore it
>move on
>walking around town one day
>Bundeswehr advertisement posters everywhere
>every bus stop has a poster
>saw a recruiting office for the first time in my life open up
>recently got a phone call asking me to consider again
>told him my plans for uni
>he immediately sounded worried and told me to double think
Something is going on. I can feel it and so can the elite.
>>81148265
>trust me westerner, it's nothing...
>>81149326
Yeah what's going on is that they're trying to expand the Bundeswehr after driving it to the ground for decades, because the Americans don't tolerate freeriders in NATO any longer. And they can't get anyone interested in joining, especially now that the traitorous government has flooded the country with mudslimes. That's what's going on. Rofl
Also why in the fuck do they have your number?
Considering the US military just quietly pulled 48 B-52Hs from mothballs, re-installed the PALs (nuclear controllers) on all of them, called up reservists to pilot them, and is giving special training in LABS ("Idiot's Loop") to Viper and Eagle drivers, something is fishy.
>>81143942
The Jews are trying to start WW3 between Europe and Russia to exterminate white people.
>>81149965
Good to know Paris is safe, then.
>>81149326
Yeah, they need more patsies to protect them and their belongings against the lower class hordes when the eventual race war breaks out.
>>81150166
>>81149845
They called the house phone and I'm guessing it's public data or whatever because my former school and a bunch of other organizations used to call it
>>81143942
Unless we learn some morals and rise to action, we could all be heading for disaster.
>>81150195
>implying I'll protect and slave away to people filth that created this mess
>>81143942
They still have commissars? What kind of mission do you tinker you'll go on?
>>81143942
>>81143942
Russian military keeps tabs that closely to ex soldiers?
I had 3 mail letters sent.
First one said
>1. We can call you in if we like
>2. You've been discharged
>3. You've been discharged but we're gonna call you in whenever we want
Like I'm gonna defend Cuckistan.
>>81146122
>woman sniping
Anyone have that webm of the girl shooting a rifle and crying the whole time?
>>81149845
>Also why in the fuck do they have your number?
Are you asking why the military, and thus the government, has his phone number?
>>81143942
>this anon just single handedly ruined Russia's element of surprise to a bunch of memesters on a Hawaiian rock painting board
>>81146122
Just like my dad almost did in 83 with Abel archer.
>>81150195
The multiculti race mixer party is losing its glamour.
>>81143942
Sorry, you signed a lifetime contract. Best of luck to you!
You are the nuber 200
itt: roleplaying fags
The only answer here is to refuse to fight. All of this, the rise of terrorism, the tensions between our nations, it's all the result of the people in power. Its time every nation goes through a purge, not a change to the system necessarily, just a complete change in the people who are running things. Even allowing 1 senator/rep/etc to stay in power is risking corruption of the new blood.
>>81146122
More likely in a Baltic State of Kaliningrad.
Also that guy sniper looks like the dude dating the tranny in the "W-w-well This is Me" meme comic.
>>81143942
>gubmint will force me to shoot Ivans
:(
You're preparing for something since 2004
Drafts are weird. I avoided it here thanks to being in Medical school, but all that does is postpone it. Every year they check in with my University if I'm still enrolled.
>tfw I graduate in 2018 and probably am drafted to officer preparatory school and become 2nd Lieutenant
>tfw I graduate just in time to die for a shitskin country in WWIII
>iwn fight and die for Europa
>>81147306
> yfw you're wrong, it's going to be the SJWs again not wanting to fight for "Wallstreet"
> tfw you go to war and see your buddies die just to come home and trigger lurburals by talking about what you did
>>81149326
that's why I left the army reserve organization
>>81147306
>Tfw just turned 27 and I can stop worrying about being drafted
>>81150529
> we can call you in if we like
What is this? The mafia?
>>81151180
>tfw too old for 1st round of the draft
>tfw I do get drafted in the second round, I'll be in the medical corps because of my surgical and paramedic experience
>tfw I will never get to shoot an Ivan before I am vaporized in nuclear hellfire
>>81151486
Faggot I'm 21 and 2nd in line
>tfw wanted to join army
>legs got fucked up 8 years ago
not sure if i should be happy or sad, still if push come to shove i'll shoot sum mussies with my almost crippled arse.
ps. if SHTF pls sent guns america
>>81143942
CYKA BLYATTT
blyat', local bus driver who listens russian blatnyak posts on /pol/
>>81152105
If SHTF you will be renamed Airstrip One.
>>81151486
>mfw I already did four years of active and just finished up my four years on inactive service
Don't worry guys, I'll keep your girlfriends safe at home when you get drafted.
Seems like a normal day in Russia to me.
>>81150554
TOP KEK
>>81152661
>tfw no gf
Not the feel I was expecting this time.
>>81147522
>Пocидишь мecяцoк пapтизaнoм, нихyя нe дeлaя. Oбычныe cбopы.
You will sit for a month as a partisan while doing nothing. Regular drilling
Two can play at this game, Mr Lukashenko
>>81152661
>that feel when got medboarded out of the army
>can't get drafted cause prior service.
lel
>>81152855
I know Lukashenko and Putin have kinda fallen out lately, so what if Russia is invading their puppet state of Belarus for total control?
>>81143942
Goodluck OP
Kek is with you
>>81143942
georgian minister of defence disbanded drafting in the army, we are fucked kek gg.
why don't you try to attack finnland again instead...
I won't shoot at my Russian brothers. In the event of a draft, I will sabotage our war effort from the inside.
If they even take my fat-can't-run-30-seconds-without-vomiting ass
>>81147306
Tfw have engineering degree and cushy 80k salary IT job but will likely enlist if it's WW3.
>>81153321
Enjoy being shot for treason.
>mfw even our army is recruiting tons of people and recalling vets nowadays, despite our economical mess
WAKE ME UP
>>81143942
IT'S HAPPENING
>>81153432
Christ alone will judge me.
>>81153446
>Brazilian shitskins
>relevant
pick one
I like getting mail from the Army, they're usually very polite and nice, telling me that I'm still a valued member of the Armed Forces and that I have expertise that is crucial to national security.
Also, they make it abundantly clear that they own my ass and can make me die for them at a moment's notice and for any reason.
Needless to say, it gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. :)
>>81153390
Source?
>>81146122
Honestly with Internet sites like 4chan I kind of think this won't happen again. We all actually like posters from other countries on here and can have some sympathy for our friends.
I couldn't kill another person I knew was browsing 4chan with me.
>>81149326
t4 fag reporting in
>>81153446
You're set to attack Argentina in October.
>>81143942
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_eschatology
the Christ cucks the hebes and the muslins are preparing for WWIII / Armageddon
>>81150379
>They will not wake up even as commissar kicks their behind and stomp on their balls
He could not have been more correct, just replace commissar with Islamist
>>81153895
unless they are canadian
>applied for SAS Reserves
>not entirely sure what i have got myself into
I hope it's comfy
I only hope that Trump wins so I can be drafted to remove some kebabs
>>81152998
>tfw they probably won't care about my bullshit diagnosis if there's an all out war
>>81143942
You are a reservist and they've probably called you for military trainings, my dad also got these summoning long after he served
>>81150554
TOP FUCKING KEK LAD
>>81153895
EXT. DAY. Tannenberg II Line
Anon sits in his trench in Eastern Estonia. Bodies and broken tools of war litter the field in front of him. The war is calm right now. Neither side advancing. A stalemate.
In the lull, Anon is shitposting on the Infamous 4chan via his phone.
He scrolls through /pol/ and notices a Russian Flag post. A picture of the Tannenberg II line from the opposite side of the Front. It says: "I am a Russian Conscript on the Front AMA."
Anon responds: "Hey Russiabro, I am on the other side. I want to be friends." He quickly snaps a pic from his trench as proof and posts it.
Russia responds. "Meet me by the burned APC!"
Anon smiles, gets up and out of the trench. A sniper's round splits his skull before the report is heard. He dead.
His phone refreshes the 4chan post. Russia says "Other Anon is here with me! Anyone else want to join us for vodka?"
CUT TO:
Another Anon in the trenches. He smiles and starts typing, "Sure! Coming over!"
>>81153895
I'd have some problems with it but in the end if my country went to war it's your people you can't really question if you would fight or not
My boyfriend is an ex-USMC and he just told me that they called him because they might still need him or something. Some re enrollment bullshit.
Is it happening? I don't want my future husband to die for Israel.
>>81151486
>Mfw Autism and Asthma
>>81150554
>>81145656
This. OP is a faggot.
/thread
>>81143942
See ya in the Baltic countries. You gonna fight Americans son
>>81155051
Nice attempt to hide the truth, Propagandanon.
>>81154961
Tits or gtfo
>1 post by this ID
>>81153670
Nice argument you have there.
>>81154055
But we like them...
>>81143942
To Ukraine it is.
Watch out for snipers.
and GRADs.
>>81147393
Even Montenegro, little Montenegro down on the Adriatic.
>>81150166
sides
Remember anons, if captured, start spouting Chan memes to get a swift painless death.
The most popular two are a 4 of clubs playing card worn on the helmet or person, and the phrase "you're a big guy"
>>81151180
They never sent me my card. All I have is the print-out from the internet.
>>81158002
I so edge, I burn my at bonfire years ago.
>tfw trump wont win and ally with putin to destroy the globalists
this
>>81143942
combined with
>>81157776
Byzantium restoration soon?
>>81158955
Yeah well, if something went wrong and I somehow am not part of the draft, I'm going to be FUCKED next month when I turn 26.
Do you know the punishment for not registering for the draft? It ain't good bro.
I didn't even know the draft was still a thing until last month, literally nobody ever told me.
>>81143942
Russian anon was just briefed to get ready to mobilize
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>81143942
>>81143942
>>81143942
>>81143942
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>81163434
Any military still here?
Are you actually mobilizing?
There's a coup going on in Turkey
russianon? is russia mobilizing to support the turkish coup?
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT, DO IT RUSSIA
>>81143942
take care bratan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zITas87X-z0
Russians.
>RUSSIAN MERCENARIES IN THE TURKEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgopHWACUXs
>>81150433
>
blessings of salo and kvas to you friend
>>81143942
>>81143942
no more happenings until GOT books finish aswel as the show.
>>81144199
Shit here gets too weird now too, like we're getting ready for a coup too
>>81143942
Disarming the populace?
>>81154341
This. Canadian-American war when?
>>81165908
Is he in silent hill?
>>81153895
>Rainbows and lollipops teehee
FUCKING PUSSY
>>81150534
>>81143942
Shit u better not try coming here.
>>81143942
DO NOT DO IT!!!
NOT FOR JEWTIN!!!
TELL THEM TO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!
>>81150534
>>81172306
I like how the pic name stops on dead
>>81143942
>tfw currently serving
>tfw reading this + all the other happenings today
>tfw reorganization of units for combat related abilities
>tfw 3 years left on my contract
>mfw
On the bright side, at least I'll be able to shoot actual people instead of green ivan.
>>81171906
>Say "no"
>Get shot
I don't think you know how consciption during war time works.
>>81172981
thats why you shoot them first
how dare some piece of shit try to force you to fight for something
>>81146868
>>81143942
um... ya sorry but war is on the way. I have no idea why. the US has lost there government to some one or some thing. I don't know whats happening but I can tell you its the EU ans US doing it so I guess just go live in the forest maybe? I don't feel like war or going back to serve in the military so I'm going to camp out if I have to.
>>81148265
No, 4chan converts the Cyrillic 'R' (P) to a latin P (as well as other letters) so your shitty google translate won't work unless you manually insert Cyrillic
>>81161624
they never tell anyone. only knew about it the last week of high school. felt like hitting a girl real hard in the arm. fuck women should shut up.
>>81172955
>png (1.89 MB, 2500x1412)
>that quality
What the fuck are you doing nigger.
>>81174939
>tfw neutral country
I'll watch all the action from the comfort of my bedroom
>>81143942
ERE WE GO LADZ
WW3
SQUAD WW@
Fuck I'm gonna have to get off me arse and beat 10x my number in Italians aren't I
Welp shouldn't be too hard
>>81153895
I could, I'd just tell myself he likes futa or feet.
>>81179001
The action will come to you in the form of 5 million refugees.
>tfw WWIII starts precisely when we have the largest army in Europe
Kewl.
Wanna be allies Russia?
>>81179715
at least he's on a fucking island
>>81143942
>1 post by this ID
>>81151180
>Tfw in round of draft
I hope if I do get drafted, it will be into the air force.
My grades in college were too low to volunteer Into a pilot slot, but a war situation might be exactly what I need. I'm assuming people with licensed pilots, its direct to the AF
