>It's a John Oliver has a 5 minute long rant where he nearly bursts in to tears several times and is always on the verge of crying as he screams obscenities about how people need to stop killing other people episode
>It's a John Oliver calls the perp a "fucking arsehole" and says that people who commit terrorist acts need to be called "fuckshits" for their crimes episode
>It's a John Oliver ignores the giant fucking elephant in the room that 99% of terrorist attacks are Muslim and we need to acknowledge that instead of calling it something else episode
>It's a Your Lefty friend links you to the John Oliver tearful rant and says "haha this guy should run for president :D!" episode
Can't
Fucking
Wait
>>81098924
>2016
>giving a fuck about what John Oliver has to say
>>81098924
>>81098924
>It's a Your Lefty friend links you to the John Oliver tearful rant and says "haha this guy should run for president :D!" episode
I literally got an "educate yourself" message from a friend with the current year man linked after I casually spoke how and why Trump would win the election while we were drinking at the bar.
>>81099728
Did you punch him in the fucking face?
>>81099728
>Posting pro-Brexit shit all over my FB to trigger the goyim
Literally the only reason I have FB. And to talk to mum.
>Frenchy cuck "friend" links me to fucking CURRENT YEAR MAN and says I should watch his amazing take on Brexit and why we should remain
>His argument boils down to "it's 2016" without actually saying it
WEW
LAD
Can't wait to see what Trevor makes of this. Wait, no I don't. Fuck the both of them.
>>81099728
They give you shit just for saying that he's doing well or he might win even if you don't want him to necessarily. But their rebuttal is how much of an asshole he is and how misguided his supporters are.
>>81100155
It was a grill anon.
>>81100426
That's sexist.
You need to go over and apologize, punch her, then scream "Gender is a social construct!"
Colbert will be similar.
>>81100426
Did you punch her in the face?
>>81098992
This
It goes without saying that he's not talented and he's only popular because of the (((echo))) chamber that is modern mainstream politics as highlight by his fucking audience that clap like seals.
>>81099162
underrated
>>81098924
since when do you guys get this idiot on TV I thought only north Americans watched this trash
>>81101008
I never heard of him before current year, not sure how he got his own show.
>>81101169
What's the EFF and why is Mario a member?
>>81100728
Literally who?
>http://www.indiewire.com/2016/05/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert-getting-reboot-from-cbs-due-to-slipping-ratings-291481/
>>81101169
Youtube videos. For some reason he's become popular in the UK over the past year even though his humour is American style trash. I used to see a lot of hate for him in the UK even among leftists but not anymore.
>>81101488
EFF is a South African political party led by a criminal named Julius Malema. They want to take away all land and businesses from white people, make sure more black people are born, and wear red everywhere.
>>81101629
He's not even a good American comic. Don't try and throw your cuck on us like that.
>>81098924
Bill Maher is the most annoying based stupid funny liberal out there.
i can't stand these brits anymore man. Were they this gay when we decided to revolutionize their asses two centuries ago?
>>81101576
Remember how NBC had to backpedal with Conan? At least they had a better reason; Conan is definitely Millennial bait. Colbert was better when he was a pure parody of neocons, his own humor falls flat without it.
>>81098924
I mean come on.
It's
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>>81101629
from as he says being hated in the UK to being loved for being a liberal hack he needs to be stopped
>>81101671
bingo
>>81100333
>>81098924
>it's another agenda pusher mouthpiece episode
>change the channel or close browser
>feel better
What is it with America scooping up our shit and putting it on their TV?
>Oh shit, this guy was universally hated in Britain so lets give him a load of screentime with millions of viewers
Piers Morgan and James Corden are the same.
>>81098924
I would donate a kidney for 5 minutes alone with this idiot.
>>81101883
It's hard to make fun of the right when the left has held the presidency for 8 years, controls public discourse, and demands it's morality is held sacrosanct.
>>81102155
who is that?
>>81098924
Old mate of mine who used to be redpilled as recent as this year got a Tumblr SJW feminist gf and right after the attack today he posts this.
I bet he'll be the first to smugly share the John oliver video of this.
>>81102176
I have a friend who could use a kidney. Colbert could use you for a feels segment.
Gib kibnii annon /:=(
>>81102155
Your accent automatically makes you seem erudite and authoritative to many braindead people over here.
>>81102155
It makes liberals feels smart to have their own opinion regurgitated back at them in your sophisticated sounding accent.
>>81102287
#hugamuslim
>>81102281
Anzujaamu, the very latest in Turkroach sabotage technology.
>>81098924
>people need to stop killing other people episode
does he ever blame himself for killing humour?
>>81102287
If only she had asked to check his oil. He could have checked her privilege in a nicer way.
>>81102287
>Gets an SJW gf
>Turns bluepilled
I did literally the opposite
>>81102287
blame the baby boomers. i fucking despise hippies. that's all this is; we're dealing with the fallout of hippies on menopause even the pussified hippy liberal men
>>81100237
>And to talk to mum.
talks to his own mother over social media
have some respect -- pick up the fucking phone, ffs.
>>81102357
>>81102391
Fair enough. Just so you know, none of those people are liked back in their home countries.
In fact, all of remember of John Oliver is a few brief appearances on a show called Mock the Week and he was painfully unfunny.
Can someone link it please?
>>81098924
>Your Lefty friend
I don't hang around retards.
>>81102553
>Gets KKK bf
>Turns redpilled
Leave, you fucking faggot.
>>81101488
You have to tune in to watch SA parliament in session, it's fucking hilarious.
>>81098924
People miss the point of John Oliver. He's not a comedian or entertainer, he is a Tele-Evangelist of the far left.
>>81102848
This. Snarkuments masquerading as information.
>>81102553
Kek. Don't kid yourself faggot
>>81100426
wew lad, you never knocked a grill out?
got attacked by someone in a mass brawl in a bar trying to claw my eyes out, turned round and sparked it out in one. now it comes up in conversation every time i meet the brawl initiator..
>>81102634
Thanks Cancuck I really respect your sage advice on how to talk to my own mother whom I see literally every fucking other day :^)
>>81102848
That's a very well put way of summing him up.
>>81098924
I just realized literally every single opinion my friend has on politics is informed by this propaganda show.
>perp a "fucking arsehole" and says that people who commit terrorist acts need to be called "fuckshits" for their crimes episode
>They would be a terrorist either way, all terrorists are bad! This isn't just Islam!
>>81100333
Fuck white people, amirite?
I need a serious answer on this.
Will an acknowledgment of the fact that the perpetrators are Muslims put pressure on them to abandon their barbaric ways and integrate better in western societies, or will it push them even farther away from us towards extremism?
>>81102553
>I did literally the opposite
so you got a nazi boyfreind and turned red pill ?
how does that work ?
>>81103758
remind what happened in the west when we denounced the barbarism of christianity ?
>>81103758
Neither. Odds are, after being clearly identified and facing potential retribution, they'll back off until they can regain a position of relative strength. Just like every other time.
>>81103758
>Will an acknowledgment of the fact that the perpetrators are Muslims put pressure on them to abandon their barbaric ways and integrate better in western societies, or will it push them even farther away from us towards extremism?
>MUH MAGICAL CLAY WILL TURN ALL DEM MUSLIM CONQUERORS INTO LE QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH ENGLISHMEN MEME
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>>81101008
Out of all the libcuck shows, all the way back to Liebowitz, no audience is more of a zombified laugh track than Oliver's.
It's kind of creepy. His "jokes" NEVER bomb no matter how bad they are.
>>81103758
>will it push them even farther away from us towards open extremism?
FTFY
I would rather Muslims are honest about themselves. Moderate Muslims are a something of a misnomer. They don't want to kill you, but they want someone else to.
>>81103758
Let's see what good Muslims have to say about terrorism when no one is looking.
>>81104208
Some of Trevor Noah's jokes bombed. I was something of a libcuck in the past, but holy shit was Trevor Noah a failure. I kind of think that Jon Stewart set up Noah for failure to further secure his own legacy.
>>81098924
how does he keep getting on TV?
>>81104371
Don't all of Noah's jokes bomb?
The Daily Show group had its moments, and I don't hate Stewart. But somehow Oliver took control of the most brainless and cult-like aspects of that style of show.
>>81104371
>Trevor Noah's jokes bombed
I saw Trevor Noah at the Fringe a few years back, he was pretty funny, probably the best of the night. It's a shame he didn't really catch on in the US.
>>81104631
I don't ever remember laughing at a Trevor Noah joke, but sometimes even the bluepilled bluehaired audience wouldn't either. I stopped watching it because it just became too anti-White and just not funny. Later I got redpilled.
Jon Stewart did one thing Jon Oliver will never do. Stewart occasionally held the left to account for their misdeeds. Stewart has some decency and while Oliver is an unabashed ideologue.
>>81104908
>Jon Stewart did one thing Jon Oliver will never do. Stewart occasionally held the left to account for their misdeeds. Stewart has some decency and while Oliver is an unabashed ideologue.
Leibowitz is actually a very skilled propagandist. He was very good at wrapping the propaganda in humor so you can't tell, and humor is probably the most powerful persuasive emotion, next to fear. John Oliver is so fucking obvious.
>>81104891
I watched his comedy special on Netflix and thought it was pretty dull. I thought the same thing about the segment he hosted with Stewart before being picked.
One of his problems as a "newsman" in America is that he talks about America like it's a foreign country. He has no stake in what happens and no strong interest. Maybe he's learned to fake it since I stopped watching, but I doubt it.
Also US humor is different.
>>81105039
I wouldn't have believed you before, but now I know about the Frankfurt School.
I am honestly surprised that no one has attacked John Oliver in public yet. I don't watch him at all, but it seems he is a horrible person.
>>81098992
>>81099728
>>81100237
>he doesn't use John Oliver as a clock to remind you what the year is
>>81105184
The left holds the moral high ground in public discourse. What could you attack him for besides being a straight, White male? That's the only thing the media might find him guilty of.
>>81105290
>Tfw the moral high ground won't save them when the media executives are being hauled away in cuffs for taking foreign donations from CF
>>81105421
>mfw
>>81098924
>>It's a Your Lefty friend links you to the John Oliver tearful rant and says "haha this guy should run for president :D!" episode
I really wish they would stop re-running this one.
>>81100333
Double dubs trips have been checked. Agreed though both of them are retards
>Oh I'm sorry Slovenia, you won't take in refugees because you don't have any mosques? You do know you can BUILD those right?
Everytime I see this faggots face I just want to keep punching it until there is nothing but bone.
>>81098924
>get John Oliver out of your country
>watch him anyway
Bongs, everybody
>>81105258
>date: 15-7-2016
>we are nearing our breakthrough, tomorrow Project Olive should be able to recite the current month as well as the current year
>it should only be a few more months until he can also recite the current day
>some daft sods in the research department are joking about setting an alarm function or a seconds function, I keep telling them it's impossible but they still want to do it
>with any hope Project Olive will be able to revolutionize the clock and watch industry, we pray all goes well
Muslim here, with a message for you islamophobic people.
The West created this mess.
It was you who divided up the land.
It was you who put in the puppet governments.
It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.
It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.
It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.
It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.
It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.
It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.
It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.
It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.
It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.
It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.
It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.
It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.
It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.
It was you who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.
You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.
>>81105100
>it was pretty dull
Different strokes.
>he talks about America like it's a foreign country
Yeah, I can see that being a problem. I always thought he was a strange choice, since his routines were always about his own identity and how it related to others, to go from that to political satire is a truly bizarre move. I thought at the time it was some TV executive who saw him and thought "A young half-caste south African who's seen actual racism. What could go wrong?"
>>81106186
tl;dr
>>81106222
I can appreciate that other people like him. He was certainly miscast. Icarus flew too close to the sun.
>>81106093
Imagine it. "Muslim terrorism is just fine because it is 15-8-2016, Monday, 10 AM on a bright clear sunny morning. I mean come on!"
>>81106222
Wikipedia calls him part Jewish.
They're just uniting the tribe.
>>81106186
Let's just exterminate all Muslims then, since they clearly hold grudges against entire hemispheres of the globes over the actions of a handful of political elites. Problem solved.
>>81104208
John Stewart wasn't that bad honestly. He could sober up when he needed to and wasn't afraid to tell politicians to fuck off with their extreme partisanship.
>>81106186
It is you who stand against everything Western Civilization has fought to achieve, stop blaming what our shill governments do and people like (((SOROS))) invest in. Democracy is non negotiable, sharia will never win AD VICTORIUM
>>81101008
when he dont talk about politic but things like : nuclear silos ect , he can be good , hell i didnt knew the maintenance of most of the us nuclear arsenal was quite shitty before his episode on it
>>81098924
When he's done building the largest audience of regressive lefties possible he will drop the bombshell, that he's actually redpilled. In a two hour special he will awaken his audience to everything from racism to the global jewish conspiracy. Humanity's trajectory will be irreversibly impacted. /pol/'s greatest win.
Don't underestimate this brit.
>>81106186
Give me that speech when we stuff you into the gas chambers.
We will kill you all. Men, women, elderly, children. There will be no survivors. All 1.6 billion of you will be cleansed. The vultures and hyenas will feast on your flesh for months, all trace of your existence will be eradicated. You have called for a war of extermination and you will get it.
>>81106186
> It wasn't me.
>>81106587
The Russians nuclear tech is even shittier. That's what happens when you don't touch it since the early 60's.
>>81106530
>stop blaming what our shill governments
YOU VOTED THEM IN
>Democracy is non negotiable, sharia will never win
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
See where the contradiction is there.
Apparently your form of democracy sucks
>>81106530
it's victoriam, not victorium. overall pretty faggy post desu
>>81106186
Spurdo here, wid a mesage :DD for yu idslamobobig peebl.
Da memes benis :DDddd crated dis mezz lol xDD.
Id wad yu who dibidedd ub da lands. fugg :DDDDD
Id wad yu who but in da pubbet gubberments lol.
Id wad yu who build da benis xD oil wels on Muslib hooly landz.
Id wad yu who allow da Jooz xDDDDdd hologost was lie to egsterbinate ad enslaev da Balesdins.
Id wad yu who blayed geobolidigal gaems :DDDDd wid Irag an Iran durig deir warz. xDDD
Id wad yu who gabe Sabdam chemigal webons. shiddd :DDDdddd
Id wad yu who gaused da Ayadollah to gome into bower in Iran. xDDD
Id wad yu who created da Mujjahebedin, Osaba Bin Laden, an Alb Qaeda. fug xD
Id wad yu who kil o fugg xDDD 1 miblion chidren wid yur egonomig sangtons on Iragg :DDD benis.
Id wad yu who, wid yur glubttonos oil gonsumbtion, gabe powr to Saudi Arbabia fugg :DDDDDDDDd an turnd a blind eye to deir funding ob Wahabbi egstrebism.
Id wad yu who abuzed de Arab wurld so benis xD much thad dey felbt dey had do attack yur soil on 9/11. shidd nevr forged dog bles meriga :DDDDdddd
Id wad yu who starded an endles massacore across all ob Abfganistan in redaliaton againsd a small benis xDDDD group thad livd dere.
Id wad yu who invabed Irag unbroboked, destroyd it's inbrasdructure, massagred it's peepl, and lebt it in shables in yur wage. xDDDDdddd
Id wad yu who coberdly ignided cibil warz in Libya and Suyria shiddd :D begaus id suided yur geobolitigal interest fugg :DDDDD, only do led da bloodbafs o fug xDD stagnade when yur goalz failededd xDDD.
Id wad yu who nodd only causd ISIS to egsist, bud allowd them do grow like a cancer xD thred gabe me cancer lol xDDDDD unchegged.
Id wad yu who debstroyed da libes of millionds fug :DDDDddd of Arab an force dem to leeve deir hobeland. xDDdd benis
Yu are da gause of all ob dis. Still yu go ahead an blambe us fur all dese tragig o fug :DD incidenbts. I'm not eazily triggeredd o fug triggerd lol like justic warior xD but shid like dis make me real mad.
>>81106694
I wish. The worst shit I saw was after terrorist attack #3453453543 a few years ago he went on like a seven minute rant where he just resorted to screaming at the camera and lefty pages on Kikebook retweeted it (or w/e the fuck it's called, shared?) "THIS MAN SHOULD BE PRESIDENT!"
>>81106701
For you
>>81106912
Oh fugg Mudslimmes blone the fugg oudd.
>>81106912
Oh fugg bismillah! :DD
Allahbu agbar ! !
>>81106222
That's why they chose him, leftist Americans like being told how much we suck by foreigners. So for someone from SA to say we suck is gold.
>>81106530
Man, if Fallout 3 was just a folder full of Liberty Prime audio clips then it would be a better game than what we got.
>>81106912
>flippen de switchen
>idslomic gobbunism: on
>>81104516
Lick the right assholes and you can get anywhere
>>81106420
Wake up! It's 25-12-2016 midnight and everything's your fault, wake up, I mean come on!
>>81098992
this. its not 2015 anymore.
>>81102287
>that pic
>fear mongering in the us has caused this
>
>>81107471
The next iteration of OliveBot 3000 will feature full range color detection for your daily dose of white guilt! Also included: worse teeth, more snarkiness and an atomic clock for precise time recognition!
>>81098924
I redpilled all my close friends, most I simply showed a few studies with facts and they got there on their own, one friend causally mentioned that he thinks his neighbors suspect him to be a Nazis, since he keeps watching Hitler speeches really loud on youtube. One guy I bombarded with news and studies and well written articles for quite some time and I thought that he is a lost cause and dialed it down a bit, but then we were at this party with lots of ultra left student hipster types, he was a bit drunk and talking to this super lefty acquaintance and suddenly something the guy said set him off I don't know what and he fucking detonated in front of 30 - 40 people. A nice long hitleresque speech full of truth bombs.
>mfw during his hate-fueled rant
>>81106884
pic related senpai
>>81106799
no the problem is we don't have a democracy over here, we have an oligarchy, our govt is bought and paid for or are you new here, that being said I have rights in this oligarchy im not giving up without a fight.
All leftist/liberal traitors should be exterminated like the vermin they are
everyone should be trying to divide liberal opinion by pointing out that they shouldnt listen to white current year man and not a woman daily show man. if they do get replaced nobody will watch them like samantha bee
>>81098992
So we shouldn't give a fuck what he has to say because it's [THE CURRENT YEAR]?
>>81108500
Current year man is already losing relevance. Make Donald Drumpf Again accomplished nothing.
>>81106186
>The West created this mess.
>It's a "the English send us their dregs and we're forced to put up with them" episode
>>81107346
The left's arsholes, in this case :^)
>>81100333
He wasn't bad before daily show desu
>>81102155
To be fair, Piers Morgan is much less of a colossal faggot than John DD/MM/YY Oliver.
>>81098924
did this happen or is that a prediction?
>>81102238
Yups.
Im gonna do a mashup of John Oliver
What type of things should he say?
>>81109648
It happened after the Paris attacks. He sperged out and invoked Edith Piaf to much progressive acclaim. He'll do it again. He won't mention Islam, except to say that it is a religion of peace. He can't talk about gun control and trucks already need licenses and registration.
It's a prediction, but it's the only path he has left beside an hero or redpill.
>>81109894
This needs to be part of it. Aside from that just show him sperging out. Fact checks could help too.
>>81108957
And don't forget that he was on his knees practically BEGGING the Brits to stay in the EU.
And yet we still left
>>81098992
((((2 0 1 6))))
>>81110104
I forgot its already been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhQzvFyPfA
>>81100333
what the fuck is wrong with this guys face ? w hy does he always look like that
I can't wait for Bill Maher.
>invites cuck lefty
>talks about Islam
>cuck guest and audience gasp in horror when he says something blames Islam
We live in dark times.
>>81110547
Bill Maher has licked the redpill on Islam. He won't go all the way, but leftists would do well to listen to him. He is willing to make them uncomfortable. He's still a leftist.
>>81106186
En jij gaat het land out.
>>81110995
GEERT
>>81105953
Did he seriously say that about Slovenia?
>>81110407
Great ending.
>>81111645
I think he said Slovakia. Regardless Serbian kebab policy is looking pretty reasonable right about now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>81111645
Would you expect any less?
I hate John Oliver, but I have a hard time believing /pol/ feels the same. So many threads about the cunt.
>>81106186
>The West created this mess.
If you had put fault on both sides you would be correct, blaming only one party is a folly, let alone the entire western world for the actions of america
>It was you who divided up the land.
Eeeh, not in most cases, it tended to be several years of negotiations between tribal chiefs, the UN, and whatever the host country was
>It was you who put in the puppet governments.
Egypt and Iran I'll give you, post-war Iraq I'll give you the rest not so much, and even then you're still blaming everyone for what america did
>It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.
Hahahahaha, ok, sure m8
>It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.
No, pretty sure they did that by themselves, and again, not all jews are the israeli government, also there were several years were both the jews and palestinians refused a two state agreement, there's fault on both sides here
>It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.
And it was they who happily were shitting the place up with chemical weapons and other shit that's banned under the Geneva convention.
>It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.
This one's new, are you claiming that the US gave saddam the weapons they then didnt confirm he had and didnt find? Unless you're talking about sarin which even fucking isis can make themselves.
>It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.
Again, I'll happily agree that the US helped with this one, but so did a reasonable portion of the population of iran.
>It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.
Again, the US funded them, but the groups already required the ideology and the notion of their goals, the US didnt teach them that, there's a long history of it prior to "western" contact in the middle east.
>>81104631
>somehow Oliver took control of the most brainless and cult-like aspects of that style of show.
Crank up the logical fallacy; turn every bit into a 15 minute pseudo news report; get a hack with a British accent to host the show; put it on HBO to give it an air of legitimacy, and finally upload the highlights on Youtube, and you've got some weapons-grade lefty propaganda.
>>81098924
>> Muslim kills 80 people
>> Leftists reprisal - "youre an asshole"
Real effective
>>81116250
>> hbo gives legitimacy
Kek
>>81106186
>It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.
Yeah, I checked the stats, this figure is downright inaccurate
>It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.
Wait, so is the US supposed to police the middle east or not, I'm confused at this point, when they do you complain that they did, and when they dont you complain that they didnt. And again, the saudis did that on their own, they werent told by any western nation to do that.
>It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.
I thought this was supposed to be a small group of extremists, not "the support of the entire arab world", hell if they felt abused prior to 9/11 how do they feel now?
>It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.
The massacre had been going for several centuries prior to any western intervention.
>It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.
Didnt you just say that "the whole of the arab world attacked on 9/11" and then claimed that iraq was unprovoked.
>It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.
Again, I'll happily agree that the US supported uprisings during the arab spring, and I'll even add countries like yemen and egypt to your list. But once again they simply funded a movement that already existed and was already popular.
>>81111616
WILL
It's annoying how John Oliver thinks he can do the long rant bit like Stewart. pathetic.
>>81098924
guy is s cuck
>le flood the west with uneducated muslim men man
>oh shit they are killing and raping people oh myyy
>>81116679
Sadly it does.
>>81106186
>It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.
Arguable again, unlike most other terrorist groups we dont have links that show US funding them directly yet. Secondly you're back to arguing that the US should police the arab world. Please at least try to be consistent.
>It was you who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.
Nice to know that we're somehow ISIS. Nice to know that those millions of arabs left their wives and children behind while they sought better opportunities.
>You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.
Excellent, I'm glad that we've gotten to blaming people for being killed. Your points have small amounts of truth in them that you've obfuscated with the narrative notion that islam can do no wrong, and then twisted your argument until you're blaming the murder of innocent children on themselves.
In truth people are not represented by our governments, many of us protested against the iraq war and in most cases we were ignored. Almost no US citizens actively supported the actions of their government in the US spring, in the funding of terrorist groups or in their support for the saudis. Yet using this blanket mentality you now claim that all are guilty for the actions of a few who they could not control and for actions of which they were not aware.
And lastly you accuse the west of both action and inaction; there is no possible defence because there is no consistent argument.
>>81115424
well yes considering that your average american probably has no idea where the balkans are, let alone individual counties of it.
>>81098924
Remember. In war, crying little pissants like Oliver are the first to die.
>>81099728
I have no such friends.
All my friends are in different stages of 14/88. And BTW, they are the common sense managerial class.
>>81110425
Overabundance of melanin.
>it's a "it's all your fault for not being tolerant enough" episode
>it's a "stop criticizing islam or else they will turn into terrorists" episode
>it's a "completely thrash white yokels for waving a flag, but bend ass backwards to defend murderous religious/political movement" episode
>>81098924
John Oliver fucking sucks. Not because he's actually bad at comedy or that he's THAT disagreeable, but that he hams up the SJW stuff and doesn't seem to really believe it
he was better when he was just playing the straight man on The Daily Show and taking small town weirdness at face value instead of trying to replace an aging Jon Stewart completely
>>81106186
>We muslims are helpless and can do nothing on our own.
So basically, we should just let Darwinism weed you out of the genetic pool, huh mudslime?
>>81118721
You'll find that John Oliver doesn't believe anything. He will dedicate his graymatter to whatever idea he thinks will gain him the approval of the audience he wants to virtue signal the loudest among; liberals who happen to run hollywood.
>>81120184
yeah basically
not that it's a bad thing, it IS show business after all, but he's just not as funny anymore now that he's trying to play the role of an impassioned shitlib instead of a confused stranger in a strange land
>>81098924
I honestly don't understand how everyone here hates him. His take on the backwards nature of American politics is hilarious, and especially funny are his pieces on the republican party. I don't even understand how they exist, honestly how they are successful to me in America is inexplicable when they are so stupid and religious.
>>81102848
An actual Mexican intellectual
>>81098924
Dude. you know Seattle? Washington state? Oregon? Those fucking faggots. listen to this little bitch. as if he is the best news source. they follow him like a fucking religion. and mock religion at the same time.
Seriously. i knew a faggot who would always put his faggot ass on. And i would leave the room. jsut because i did not want to hear that faggot asss liberal bullshit.
We need to fucking nuke kill or deport every washingtonian and oregon person to fucking canada. or better yet. send to them fucking france. where they belong.
Coward ass pussies. our warriors who died for us are ashamed. I feel sorry for the poor motherfuckers who were from WA and OR who died in WW2l. Im sure they would have rather stayed or moved to another state first. before having gone off to war. as that place is a fucking shit hole lbieral sjw progressive circle jerk.
god you fucking describe it.
Here is a website
ihateseattle.com
That website applies to all of WA and OR as the people are all run by seattle. and they model themselves after those faggots.
>>81111645
>Slovenia
Apparently he said that about Slovakia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhQzvFyPfA
>>81123050
1:12 minute mark
>>81099728
every day you should ask him what year it is like clockwork
>>81100333
I don't know why but I've always made that face for photographs. I really dislike cameras. So I know that's the uncomfortable autist face. Why would they put someone like that in front of the camera?
>>81123050
>Apparently he said that about Slovakia.
Which is why if that faggot ever comes to Slovakia,
he will be executed.
Notice he doesn't show up.
>>81098924
In sociology there's something called "The Halo Effect".
It's a proven principle of social psychology that goes as follows:
>A person has a positive attribute (physically attractive, possesses a desirable skill such as artistic ability, athletic prowess, or in the case of Oliver: telling jokes
>Social Psychology studies have shown that people who observe a person with a positive attribute are highly likely to falsely attribute other positive traits to that person.
It's why people put so much stock in what an actor, musician, Kardashian, or comedian has to say about politics: people look at these celebrities and assume "Oh, this person is a great actor/singer/comedian, I bet since they're skilled at that they're also skilled at "thinking rationally".
It's a shame so many people blindly fall for the Halo Effect, because even though people of all levels of intelligence are susceptible to falling for it, Only a complete fucking moron would believe somebody knows what they're talking about just because they say it with a smug sense of comedic style.
>>81106701
so much edge
>>81103758
>or will it push them even farther away from us towards extremism?
The common belief is that this is what would happen.
>>81118429
I never got this shit about liberals.
>don't make fun of muslims or even specify "Islamic terrorism" because we might alienate them and make them turn to ISIS out of disenfranchisement
>LOL STUPID BACKWARDS REDNECK YOKELS!! A BUNCH OF BIBLE-THUMPING, WHITE TRASH, HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC RACIST REDNECKS!! WE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOUR GENERATION DIES OFF -- YOU'RE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND SHOULD BE SILENCED FOREVER!! CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WHITES ARE NO LONGER IN THE MAJORITY! #BROWNSKINFOREVER <3."
It's almost like by doing this they are showing that they know conservative Christians won't retaliate because they're sane individuals while Muslims are so unstable with their faith that we have to walk on eggshells around them.
Also they're biased cowards.
>>81100426
Sounds like she needs a good cunt punt, anon
>>81098924
I
MEAN
COME
ON.
>>81130842
he says it at least 70 times every show, and yet my urge to knock his smug limey teeth through the back of his skull never dissipates.
>>81098924
Current
Fucking
Year
>>81098924
I honestly really liked Stewart. I thought he was a legit guy who was generally willing to have actual discourse with people he disagreed with, especially off his show. Jon Oliver is a self-deprecating bitch who sucks millennial and nu-male dick for a living. All he does is try and make viral content and act like a snobby faggot from a gentrified neighborhood in the pacific northwest.
