Fuck France for a second
Tell me your pokemon go tales /pol/
>be playing pokemon go
>meet this cokehead at my park playing as well
>shoot the shit and catch some trashmons
>suddenly snorlax and alakazam appear on the radar
>he says can you give me a ride so we can track it down
>fuck it might as well
>we cruise around and catch it
>drive him back to the park
>"hey dude thanks so much, do you want some "snow"
>only done weed, but might as well (idgaf if it was a trap to get arrested)
>"sure yeah"
>gives me a little baggie
>I find a fast food straw under my seat from all the in n out takeouts I've had
>drive off and start snorting it
>euphoric as fast, heart is beating like fucking crazy
>all while cruising around my neighborhood at 2 am really slowly catching shitmons
This game is a fucking marvel. I went full degenerate and I enjoyed it.
that stuff makes your hair fall out
>>81098882
Sounds fun u should play some good music
>be me
>living in the middle of nowhere
>catching pokemons in the woods
>"congrats with lvl5! It's time to rekt some asses. Go to the gym!"
>mfw the closest gym in 60km away
Get off of my board you degenerate
>>81098882
>Be me
>After working a 12hr shift drive home.
>Almost plow into some nu-male beta faggot standing in the middle of the road staring at his phone and acting like a meth head.
>Roll down my window and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you asshole?"
>He runs over to my car like a 4yr old Autistic child that found a shiny penny.
>Apologises and says he was distracted catching a Pokemon.
>Look at him with disgust and proceed home
>In hindsight I should have done humanity a favor by speeding up and killing him.
Fuck Pokemon Go
Dumbass youre supposed to use your key and put some on the tip!
>have shit phone
>fat
>lazy
oh well
>>81099901
>>81099888
no fun allowed.
>>81098882
fucking loved that story
legit lol'd
>>81099737
>>81099737
Make your house into an awesome gym.
>pokemon
also wouldn't this be more appropriate for /v/
>>81098882
Tel the rest of the story
>he drove to an empty parking lot
>he asked you i you want more
>you said yes
>he said he wanted head
>you sucked his cock
>he drove away and let you aone on the parking lot wth cum on your mouth
>you came back home happier that you sucked a cock instead of catching Agumon
>not available in my country
>download from pirate bay
>no pokemon here whatsoever in the countryside
>drive to a small city
>pokemon and pokestops every 5 meters
>pokestops are things that don't even exist, like a bunch of plastic snowmen that were set up on Christmas years ago
>best way of playing is to simply sit in a car and catch 10 pokemon a minute
>not going to visit the town in a week
Fucking jews
this game is degenerate
>Playing a geo mapping game developed by a guy who was funded by the CIA to develop geo mapping software for national security purposes...
>>81108507
Listen to Hans guys
>>81098882
played it for 5 hours yesterday and I'm already bored of it
>>81098882
>be french
>play pokemon go at work
>accidently mow down 80 people with a lorrie
this game is a menace
>>81111168
Top kek
Why are there so many shameless degenerates on /pol/ these days?
