>>81093367
Looks like the emus won the battle and the war
The fragile peace is broken.
I fear this might be the powder keg that ignites WWIII.
France and US happenings
Meanwhile in Australia...
I hope he Emu Nation sanctions Australia now.
>>81093367
FUCKING SAGE THIS SLIDING FAGGOT
Emus are a bird of peace. The act of one lone Emu does not reflect the views of millions of peaceful Emus that stand wing-in-hand with their fellow Australians #PrayForOz #NeverEverDogYerMates
guys emus have taken over the streets. the media are engaged in a total blackout. SEND HELP
>storeys
#NotAllEmus
>>81093367
cant wait for emu war 2: electric emuloo
#notallemus
I'm sick and tired of all the emuphobia here on /pol/
Will they even take economic sanctions against the emus? Or are they too pussy for even that?
>>81094042
haha fucking Corey Worthington.
Awful. Just awful. Another senseless case of workplace violence.
When are their politicians finally going to say 'Radical Emu Terrorism'? They don't say it!
>>81093367
Ah fuck mate, where the fuck do I hide when the Emus take to the streets?
OY MAIHT, ITS ANUDDAH
>pic related
#notallemus
>>81094263
Wonder if he would be circumcised or no?
>>81093367
>Emu
>Kangaroos
>Ostriches
>Abos
why is Australia so based
>>81094458
AUSTRALIAN PUSSY WAS MADE FOR BIG EMU COCKS
>>81094458
How can Australian men even compete?
>>81094525
I'd like to penetrate your boipucci deep and without a condom on.
>>81093367
Ive fucking had it this is why I voted Rise Up Australia
>>81094458
Jesus Christ. Her face looks exactly the same as my younger brother's.
>CAN'T FAP TO THIS
>>81093367
DELET THIS
YOU WILL ONLY ANGER THEM MORE
How emu-sing
>>81094654
Is your younger brother circumcised?
>>81094654
Just focus on the emu then
>>81094654
You'll never know if you don't try
>>81094831
Ha. Go on, laugh at us. I'll be nice and comfy on the beach under the stars with my emu bride, didgeridoo and pet abo while you're all being blown to pieces by Abdullah and Sayeed.
>>81094042
That's actually how it is spelt when referring to a building.
>>81094926
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>>81093454
They lost the war because they killed their enemy.
>>81093367
The serious fuck is up with Australlia?
>>81095331
If you kill the emus, they win.
>>81094458
BEAKED
>>81093367
How do you pay emu war reparations when you lost the war?
>>81093367
>Australia, even our tragedies are just shitposts.
>>81095605
They declared war on carp a few months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg_KQYwKgpE
>>81093367
The actual article if you are interested
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/man-fleeing-police-falls-seven-storeys-at-southbank-car-park-20160505-gonofp.html
>>81095887
I'm not.
>>81093367
c-could we meme magic this into reality?
>>81093367
>>81094458
strewth thats a fine lookin bird
>>81093367
Fark
>>81097218
Cock or 2
fucking australia
>>81097359
i love those fuckers. sickest birds out
>>81097680
I've come across a few wild ones that talked, it was hilarious, wasn't expecting it. No idea where they learned it from.
>>81093367
jesus christ where was this?
>>81094113
#notallemus
#illsquackwithyou
>>81093367
we're running out of emu-nition!
>>81093367
you tell me who won
>>81093367
No more political correctness! Fuck them all!
#NukeTheNest
>>81093367
There is over a billion emus if they wanted you dead you would be
#notallemus #emuboysdoitbetter #killallwhiteaustralians
>>81099080
You build them houses in deference? How cucked can a nation be?
>>81093367
kek even their new sources shitpost
>>81094458
that girl is nice, more?
