They are going to send us to war arent they?
Of course
Yes, prepare to fight in Syria only to witness Russia launching it's nukes
>>81077261
They will send YOU, Mexico never gets involved because we are too busy killing ourselves
>>81077261
Yes. We're going to invade the terrorist harboring state of France.
>>81077261
Over hill over dale here comes the sandy trail as the kabobs go rolling along.
>tfw honorably discharged in 2010
>tfw barred from being drafted due to medical reasons
>tfw if I want to fight, I can do it on my own terms with Kurd bros.
>Be second soon
Haha. Brother's a dickhead anyway.
>>81077261
One final fuck you from spiteful Baby Bombers before they cash out.
>>81077505
>>81077773
>second son*
>>81077649
they had it coming
god I really hope so. As long as this war is against the middle East
We're already at war, friend
>>81077261
Yes, but they're also sending women this time.
http://www.militarytimes.com/story/military/2016/04/27/ndaa-hasc-women-draft/83624490/
Toss a few of them into muzzie rape camps for a few days, wait until muzzies cum buckets and are exhausted, then attack. Simple.
I'm shizo and can't be drafted. Is there a way I can dodge the draft dodging?
I want to fight.
>>81078650
*schizo
>>81077261
I want to go to war and kill some ragheads.
I am in excellent physical condition
However I am also 26 and soon will be 27
Is this feasable
>>81077749
How to join Kurds, or some other group?
I was thinking the other day about how my life is meaningless and I have nothing to live for. Might as well go fight for a few months and then get killed instead of just shooting myself in my meme apartment or whatever.
>>81078954
Just visit a pro-Kurdish FB page and go meet them in turkey
>>81077261
I'm over the age, but I doubt they institute the draft, if they do anything at all. Too many agents are in Europe for things to go well if we tried to attack.
I bet the worst we will do is continuously disrupt their supply chain, while cutting off their oil fields. You make life bad enough for the common people, and they'll stand up to the people at the top. Or they will starve, and ISIS will lose the ability to recruit effectively (No roads and no money).
>>81077261
As long as i get too kill some Muslims shit skins, then yeah sign me the fuck up.
>>81077261
HELL NO WE WONT GO
>>81079206
faggot
HA hahahaha Vietnam
>>81079252
Sorry I forgot I had a trip on
>>81078954
>>81079070
I don't know how it would work for a civilian, but because I'm a military veteran and have a background in intelligence, I'm very desirable to them. It really is as simple as dogging them on FB or Twitter until they inquire about you. A lot of them will pay for your ticket there and back.
>>81077261
>tfw went to mental hospital after attempting suicide when I was 17 and currently on antidepressants with a diagnosis
There's no way I can get drafted, r-right?
>>81078930
Except you won't be fighting muzzies. You'll be fighting russians on behalf of muzzies, under the order of Hillary Clinton.
Thank your liberal friends.
>>81078650
Fake your death, get facial reconstructive surgery, get new identity, act normal. That's one way.
>>81078954
Yeah but what use are you? What skills do you bring to their table? Are you physically fit? Are you combat trained? Are you smart? Will you just be another useless mouthbreather who they have to feed and babysit? Why not join the Army or Marines first and pick an MOS with a combat focus?
Katy Perry Rise Lyrics:
I won't just survive
Oh, you will see me thrive
Can write my story
I'm beyond the archetype
I won't just conform
No matter how you shake my core
Cause my roots, they run deep, oh
Oh ye of so little faith
Don't doubt it, don't doubt it
Victory is in my veins
I know it, I know it
And I will not negotiate
I'll fight it, I'll fight it
I will transform
When, when the fire's at my feet again
And the vultures all start circling
They're whispering, "you're out of time."
But still, I rise
This is no mistake, no accident
When you think the final end is near; think again
Don't be surprised, I will still rise
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Like you got a job to do
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Something sensational
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>>81079600
You might be ok you spineless fuck. At least have some type of pride.
I would fight for this war.
If it is what I think it is.
'Remove Kabab" and all that.
I will not fight if it's for shekels.
>>81079529
I believe so try to research some of the Kurdish groups reported in the media fighting ISIS and the Turks them look into the background of said group like the FB page or if you really want to dig deep email the journalist that reported on the group see if they can give you some contact info
>>81077261
Lets see which wars required the draft in America
>civil war
>WWI
>WWII
>Vietnam
If anybody thinks that another draft war will be for anyone other than international (((usury))) you have another thing coming.
>>81080117
Terrible idea.
Yeah I'm missing a kidney and 32. I wish I could enlist. All I do is drink beer shit post and work a shit job.
At least you have something to look foward to.
>19
>just registered for draft several months ago
hypothetically what is the best way to supposedly dodge an alleged draft?
>>81080217
well its the best idea hes been given so far
>>81080299
You do realize all able bodied American men are registered for the draft based on being born here right?
>>81078930
I'm in pretty shit physical condition. Burger land and all that. But damn do I want to kill some mudslimes.
Good
Probably still some years away. If I were a middle school/high school guy right now I'd be worried.
>>81080464
Factory jobs have been dead since the 80s. Nothing new
>>81077261
they'll do it with a gun to your head so you can whine about it now if you want since later you'll be a good little soldier who is terrified to speak and won't really be allowed to complain much
>>81080512
Point being?
>>81079720
It's just an inquiry. If I'm of no use to them then I would find that perfectly reasonable. Believe me I've considered the possibility, especially with any potential language barriers and unfamiliarity with the environment there. I'm not trained and have no specialization. I'm physically fit and would say I'm relatively intelligent.
I can't exactly articulate why joining the US military doesn't seem like an acceptable alternative. Perhaps my circumstances are a bit neurotic and I've thought of it for the wrong reasons.
>tfw only child
>>81080244
Watching cute girls doing cute things is the only time I'm not pissed off nowadays.
They say anger isn't healthy, but I think that if I just stay really pissed off it'll loop back around and let me live forever.
>>81078930
Yes that's feasible you can get a dispensation but you have to really sell yourself. At your age basic will be a cakewalk.
If your motivated go press flesh and have a resume and shit. If a recruiter likes you enough and thinks you are gung ho AF he'll write you a dispensation.
>>81080299
Attempt suicide, fail, and stay in a mental hospital until the conflict is over.
Our military is about to be rich in recruits once this minimum wage wave of shit hits the fan.
Nobody's getting drafted, there will always be poor motherfuckers in need of a job.
>>81077261
*It ain't me starts playing*
>>81077261
I hope they do
It will be called the great millennial cleansing
>>81077261
Yes, but kek will guide you.
>>81080874
>stay in a mental hospital until the conflict is over
fuqk that could be several years
I guess I'd be better off joining and doing some easy I.T. shit instead
>>81080878
This, the city of Detroit alone should be enough to last at least six years worth of army fuel.
>>81080878
Yeah.... NEET-o Nazis are fucking screwed. If you have any way of improving your lot in life and/or want to fight ABSOLUTELY do it now.
>>81078458
>Implying women aren't guaranteed to be kept from the front lines and any actual fighting
>>81079877
>77
kek commands you to fight
Hope not.
I'm almost thirty and deaf in one ear.
It ain't me is playing currently
>>81077261
Good on them chap. We must preserve the west by laying its ashes across the globe in Nuclear Hellfire we must pay for.
>>81080761
Good show, but it left the anime at a really stupid spot at the end of the season. Netflix better not pull a Knights of Sidonia with it, and actually come back to it.
>>81080739
I mean joining the US military xant be bad for you at this point. Get trained, meet new people, get paid, live for free for however long you sign up for, plus the added benefits after you get out. Sure theres a lot of beaurocratic stupid shit that goes and its mostly going to suck, but judging from what you said, its probably a good direction for you to take. And just think, if a happening does happen, you'll get to kill ragheads before the surge of new people joining.
>>81081125
They should be on the front lines. ISIS fighters dread being killed by women fighters
>>81081340
After thinking about it, I guess the reason joining the US military doesn't seem appealing to me is because they don't seem to have any real need.
>>81080702
That all American men are apart of the selective service you tard.
>>81077905
I like you today brittany.
>>81081534
no shit, tell me something I don't know
...like how to dodge the draft
>>81081340
Yeah until a Trans faggot is part of your squad and you realize you're fucked if you get hurt because you have a mentally retarded person with you.
>>81077505
Cheers m8
>>81081286
>end of the season
There's only 1 season. It's a 26 episode anime.
Netflix just decided to cut it in half and call it a season.
>>81077261
pussy
>>81081801
Son of a bitch. I'll have to pirate the rest.
Thinking of joining navy, thoughts?
>>81081773
>you're fucked if you get hurt because you have a mentally retarded person with you.
>implying the mentally retarded person isnt made to take point and die first at the first sign of combat
>>81077261
What's this us shit? You got a mouse in your pocket? I aged out of selective service.
But no. They won't draft you anon.
>>81078650
Don't...
>>81079070
This is a terrible idea. Wasn't Turkey genociding the kurds?
Not me bitch
>>81081679
1.pray your smart and your doing something technical in the military away from fighting.
2. Disabled of some form.
3. Or just say fuck it and bail on your home land and leave for a different country.
>>81081863
How does it feel knowing you are fighting on behalf of rich (((bankers)))?
>>81077261
We'll bomb a hospital or a school and call it a win, say we destroyed isis leadership and their ability to operate.
>>81081773
>implying the military isn't already full of legitimate sub-80-IQ tards who can't work and have no sense of self preservation
>>81079836
Just look ridiculous how in a moment of total crisis in the western world, the plebs can give this much attention to pop music whores. This is terrible.
>>81081895
Air force is better, if you can get in. Navy is 2nd best, though.
>>81082069
idc i get to kill people for a living, what do you do, my neet friend?
>>81082187
thinking of coast guard
>>81077807
Lol baby bombers. I like that
>>81081998
>shizo gets in
>dreams up an elaborate plan by his government to ass rape him in the desert
>counters the plan with stuffing his ass with crushed ghost pepper seeds
>runs out of tent screaming at 3am and gets shot
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>>81077261
Don't worry goy. You will serve (((our national interests))) like you always have.
meanwhile we'll make a (((movie))) about heroic marines oy vey
>>81082305
Better than the national guard. About on par with Navy, though you get a shoe-string budget in comparison.
>>81078954
NOT EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING MEME YOU DOG GAMNED DEGENERATE.
>>81077261
My shitty country better not be neutral until the end this time.
>>81082187
I heard it's slow to get a promotion in the AF though since so many are in it
>>81081863
Did you ever get that dip you needed?
Pls deploy me Mr trump. You are my only hope
>>81079529
you'll neber make it
I'm pretty sure it's illegal and you'll be stopped en route
>>81082808
skoal wintergreen long cut
>inb4 muh grizzly
i did my friend
>>81082805
Depends on where you start, and whether we are at war.
I'd take a slightly smaller paycheck in exchange for getting to sleep in a hotel instead of the dirt or a tent.
>>81077261
i'd rather kill these brown fucktards than see them humiliate our helpless european brothers
I just hope we're not siding with the germans
>>81082946
>cope long cut masterrace
>>81078458
Yeah, build some fake train stations and just have the female troops milling around in them, the muds will never be able to leave
>>81082946
Good shit man, hope your deployment is going well.
DEUS VULT
>>81077505
do you think the cartels would be good allies in a war against ISIS?
>>81077261
whats the point of conventional warfare?
>>81077261
Is? I'm 31 nigga. Enjoy.
>>81081403
I think everyone dreads being killed by woman fighters, it's like getting killed by a lv1 slime in a video game.
>>81083066
Finally, a man with taste, goddamn what are those other plebs thinking
>>81083267
Yes. If ISIS causes civil unrest in the US the cartels lose their business.
>>81083267
ISIS would never go to Mexico.
>>81082745
Well then anons better start living what they preaching, they want to make meme posts they better start living a meme life, that's real, either that or make posts about what the fuck they know about. But I gotta have these nightmares, these memes really coming for me, so I'm gonna really live this meme lifestyle, and until you respect me as a man, I'm gonna make other mother fuckers really live this meme lifestyle, because it can't be crowded up here at the top if mother fuckers aint putting in work, and that's real.
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>>81081679
Follow Edward Snowden, Bradley Manning, and Wikileaks on Twitter == no pen pusher job.
Then pay a doctor to say you've got flat feet (worked for Trump). == no grunt job.
Optionally: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysthymia is easy as fuck to fake
>>81083267
Yes, but only because cartels and asians are the only ones willing to go total war and not this pussfied PC war shit.
>>81083419
WE BRING MEXICO TO THEM
>>81083379
Everyone dreads getting killed by a woman fighter because it's really fetishy and makes combat sexualized, and since most fighters are male, it then turns combat into a gay thing.
>>81082768
Same
>>81084008
>getting killed is fetishy
Cuck.
>>81083797
>USAS-12
Why the fuck do the Cartels have the good toys?
>>81084374
We sponsor them.
>>81083267
Cartels have proven to be more efficient and resourcefull than the Mexican army
>See Mexican Drug War
And the cartels as selfdestructive and tyranical as they are they still have their home in Mexico and would fight any attempt at invasion without mercy nor prisoners, however don't expect them to actually leave Mexico, they would only work in case of all out invasion
>>81077505
Dude,
the US military pays better/steadier work/more benefits than standing around Home Depot offering to build some gringo's deck.
Some of you cartel boys are so gun-happy, you're OVERQUALIFIED.
Really makes you think...
>>81078930
I'm halfway to 28 and am currently trying out for an NSW contract. Army SF age limit for entry is up to 30. Go talk to an Army recruiter about 18x. AF pararescue might also be 30 but that will make you a medic.
>>81077415
It would be pretty cool actually
MOTHER WILL THEY PUT ME IN THE FIRING LINE?
>>81086808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpfTKcm8lxo
WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?
>>81079836
I really hate this planet sometimes
>>81077261
>america
>fighting on the right side
Nope, you only fight for greater israel
>>81077261
>Not wanting to kill people for no reason.
This isn't the america I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOD8qeCBuc
>>81084374
Operation fast and furious
>>81077261
the economy is struggling globally. the best way to fix up a totally fucked economy is a good ol' fashioned war.
>>81084374
welcome to pol
ITT: a bunch of 110lb fuckboys who will sit behind a keyboard saying "nuke 'em all" on /pol/ but when push comes to shove they're flat footed or schizo pussies too afraid to die for their country
i can't wait to yut yut and kill kill
>>81077261
Trump is isolationist and the only war he would ever sanction would be shock and awe
Ground troops wouldn't happen, just indiscriminate shelling and bombing to dust
>>81088602
I just want to kill the right people. I don't want to fight Russians.
>>81077261
Dont be scared hommie.
>>81077261
I want to go to war, but not for Australia. I want to fight in the Marines and then join the CIA.
Will this ever be possible?
Get drafted or go to jail, let's all just have a /pol/ meet up in prison. It'll be like Shawshank Redemption but gayer. You know you'll love it.
>>81088883
>I just want to kill the right people.
I'm already at war.
>>81077261
>They are going to send us to war arent they?
Hopefully they do. It'll suck if we don't have a war to fix things.
>>81077261
Can you imagine fighting under the orders of Hillary Clinton?
>>81090762
Since women are the primary victims of war, yet only men would get drafted
cant wait
>>81078650
Once Regular force and Reserve forces (Me) are near depleted, they'll need to draft... When push comes to shove, they'll need to scrape the bottom of the barrel. That's when you'll get your chance bud.
>>81090957
how will shitposting contribute
