>Live in North America
Get shot by school shooter or mr. Dindu
>Live in central/south America
Get shot by cartel or just criminals
>West Europe
Get bombed by Muslim
>East Europe
Get killed by murderer of the week
>East Asia
Get captured and sold off to some Chinese slave ring
>South Asia
Die from shit piles
>Africa
Kek
So what place is not 110% fucked
My mom's basement seems like a pretty safe place. I'm still alive even if the world goes to shit.
>>81049031
what about australia m8
hello
>>81049031
Iceland
I hear North Korea been doing pretty well
>Japan
Die for earthquakes and Climatic Issues
(besides this always happned)
>>81049209
>france
>safe
Sup
>>81049031
you can survive in any of these areas as long as you have $$$$$$$$$$
>>81049031
Pretty chill here man. Going for a surf a bit later. It's fucking cold but the swell is up.
>>81049031
>all this happening all over the world
>Finland STILL a safe birds nest like always
not fair, we have almost no dangerous creatures in our nature, lightning storms are the worst thing the nature has ever done to us and we don't even have terrorist attacks!
at least our politicians are quite incompetent, there's some fun to draw from that
>>81049310
Kek. Get eaten by wildlife and lose wars to big Bird.
>>81049674
Where at mate? My bro lives in Coolangatta.
Antarctica
>>81049674
Australia is the only answer.
You might get shouted at by an aboriginal but they're more likely to punch each other out than you.
>>81049726
How's the muslim situation in your country?
>>81049237
Snakes and other poisonous/venomous flora and fauna.
Also australians.
>>81049438
i can only imagine what would happen to muslims if they managed to enter north korea
>>81049237
Nature will kill you
>>81049836
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL CUNT
>>81049674
>>81050024
best not to let anyone from outside in
it almost never works out
Honestly if things go tits up any further here in Commiefornia I might just emigrate to somewhere in Oceania. I've always wanted to live in Polynesia.
Finland is super safe
>>81050054
We are getting some but they don't enjoy living here so some have already left. I doubt it's going to be a problem so probably no happenings on that front either.
>>81050252
I'm a skilled and educated white male under the age of 30. Try and stop me :^)
>>81049364
If cold doesn't kill you then debt will
>>81050024
what about your neighbors in kiwiland?
Honestly though I think the best option is just living in a suburb in the U.S. or Canada. Shit is pretty cash.
>>81049031
>fucked
Please, the normal thing is for fucked up things to happen, first world countries where peace ACTUALLY exists were the exception. It's a good thing, it's a wake up call for the youth, they are too soft, too weak, too incapable of seeing the repercussions of their actions.
New Zealand seems pretty /comfy/
>Live in Canada
Life is good
>>81050408
>white male
You stopped yourself. They only let in field-shitters and bin-pissers.
>>81049031
>>East Europe
>Get killed by murderer of the week
Then go to central/northern Europe- Slovakia, Hungary, Finland, Poland, Lithuania, Estonia, Norway, Latvia, Czechia.
Even fucking Belarus. When was the last time you saw pic of shitskin in Belarus?
>>81049674
Australia
>get killed by world's most poisonous spider, snake,fish, or jellyfish
>get eaten by a crocodile or shark
>>81050670
came here to post this. Either living as a neet shut in NZ or Japan would be a great spot once the world goes to shit.
>>81049031
If you omit the earthquakes, typhoons, tsunami and volcanoes, Japan is pretty safe desu.
At least you're killed by nature, not by some dindu variant.
>>81050767
Implying Eastern Europeans don't shoot each other
>>81050767
That man in the picture is from Georgia in the U.S.A.
New Zealand m8
>>81050699
Economic refugee
>Get killed by murderer of the week
Only in Russia. Poland has one of the lowest rates of homicide in the world.
>>81051105
>>81051315
You know Auckland is basically New South Vancouver right?
>>81050791
That only happens to French tourists. Other than that, the only other danger is to Asians that constantly drown on our beaches.
>>81050110
North Korea's nuclear program would advance exponentially
>>81049031
pacific islands mate
>>81051288
really made me think when i found this out
somebody connected to him got killed too but i dont know the details
Live with me on bowen island no crime or loud noises at night and little to no Asians even though I'm 45 away from Vancouver
>>81051431
What columns am I looking at here mate?
wtf is wrong with chinese people?
have we been wrong all along blaming the indians?
TAKE THE POO TO THE LOO, CHING CHONG!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fbb_1468427522
>>81049031
>Get shot by school shooter or mr. Dindu
Top goy.
>>81051486
>tfw i fucked a chink
#noregrets
>>81049209
You're fucking pathetic, I wish I was in France so I could join the protesters, but instead they have you, no wonder your country is getting raper.
>>81049031
>live in India
>don't believe the memes
>???
>porfet ₹₹₹
>>81051878
people in china hold their kids above trashcans to let them shit in atleast sometimes
Canada's great. No animals and no natural disasters.
>>81051991
>>81051992
>>81051947
>>81051878
>>81051793
>>81051760
>>81051756
LADS CAN WE GET SOME HELP HERE >>>81044183
>>81051958
>>81051728
Where do I move in the Pacific Islands, and how do I do it?
t. hopeful expat
>>81049031
>live in new zealand
police get mad when 2 people die from drunk driving in a week
shits chilled here mate
Life is shit, bois. Probably always has been.
nothing is going to happen to you anywhere you fucking idiot now go slowly die of cancer like everyone else
>>81049031
Bring a coat.
>>81052425
Life in the Shire continues, much as it has for the last 1,000 years
>>81049031
I live in a flyover state in the US. Literally nothing will ever happen in Minneapolis Minnesota besides our interstate bridges collapsing.
>>81052913
>inb4 Saruman
>Live in rural area in central Portugal
>0,6% muslim population, vast majority in Lisbon anyway
>refugees assigned here disappear or don't come at all despite the efforts of our politicians to cuck us because we have no money for welfare
>not a single black person in my town
>can grow my own food, and I have a well
>everything is dirt cheap cause it's Portugal
>even of the world is dominated by ancient giant lizard jew aliens this place is in the middle of nowhere
>sun 250 days a year
>bretty gud wine and food
>no threats beside 45°C in summer
I really cant think of a reason to leave this place
>>81052969
Surely that's a good thing, won't it keep the riff-raff out?
>>81049031
>Eastern Europe
Does someone have the /int/ screenshot where Moldova talks about the town rapist?
>>81053108
Nah, John Key is doing a pretty good job desu.
>>81049209
Nice!
>>81051416
just get beaten by some thugs who think you look like a homo, are atheist, do not cheer for the same soccer team as them or just want your money
t. polack
>>81049031
>Britain not in the EU anymore and last uncucked place on Earth
>>81053182
I gotchu senpai
>>81053207
ALLOW US NUKES IN PORTS
>>81049237
Rather be dead
>>81053350
We don't want your nukes m80, take your warmongering up to Australia
>>81052969
Fargo
>>81053135
there's no riff-raff to begin with. A lot of Somalians, but they aren't that bad.
>>81049984
it has lots of ice for dranks
>>81052263
Polynesia, Micronesia, Seychelles, whatever just pick your island
Caribeans are top-tier comfy as well, bahamas and st barth are full of burgers
>>81049237
Nah m8, it's slowly becoming SJW and nu-male land. cucktoria and New cuck whales have too much of an influence in this country.
Muzzies and gangs also exist. Remember Sydney siege? In a decade that will become normal across Australia.
>>81053658
damn you actually one upped me. No one gives a fuck about the dakotas. They're both such wastelands. Only thing I think they do well is make meth.
>>81049031
>yfw the only safe space is Israel
>>81053636
Confirmed for Chinese Mordor sympathists
>>81053872
Thanks Frenchbro
Here
Have a free baguette
>>81049031
In 90% of these regions, its pretty uneventfull.
Rural areas are awesome.
>>81054100
some people probably dont even know they exist
many people i have met never left their state
>>81050767
I don't think i've ever seen a picture of belarus, with or without shitskin.
>>81054654
i would be suprised if there were niggers in belarus at all
there are videos in there and it looks like all the other countries in the area
>>81050767
>Belarus
Why the fuck is it called like that instead of Byelorussia?
