>Amy Schumerhas revealed how two previous boyfriends had sex with her without her consent - the first taking her virginity at 17.
>She said: 'My first sexual experience was not a good one. I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again. When it happened, I wrote about it almost like a throwaway.
>'It was like, And then I looked down and realized he was inside me. He was saying, "I’m so sorry" and "I can’t believe I did this."'
>'I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying, ‘No, stop,’ and it was just completely ignored', she said.
source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3690445/Amy-Schumer-says-sexual-experience-17-not-consensual.html
Fucking kek. Funniest shit she's ever said.
>>80997646
(((rape)))
That word, like racist, has almost lost all meaning.
I'm not into this feminist shit that if you are in a consensual sexual encounter, and at some point the person takes it a little farther than you are willing to go, that it is "rape".
It's very minor sexual assault. Not that it's ok, it's just not rape.
Anyways Amy Schumer is basically societal detritus and every time I hear one of her (((opinions)) I consider it rape to my ears.
I don't believe there is a situation where this pig wouldn't have put out. Nobody would literally need to rape her.
>>80997992
Also, as a man, I've been in several sexual situations where if our genders were swapped I could have pressed charges for rape or sexual assault.
Women need to quit bitching about every shit sexual encounter they have.
>>80997992
I agree. Also, I reckon it'll turn out to be absolutely false like that time Dunham said she was raped.
Schumer was clever enough to avoid any real identifying pieces of data, however.
Damn that's a bloated kike right there.
People would rape that???
I think she may have been having a nightmare.
I find it hard to believe anyone fucked that by choice.
>Amy Schumer
>she
We all know that's a trans guy. Am I right, fellow BOI PUCCI lovers ;)
>>80998463
She was probably a qt when she was younger, but chuby chicks lose their cuteness once they hit 21 and over 180.
also I don't believe her.
I don't believe the first time was rape.
>>80997646
>fat girl was raped
>grows up to joke about being a slut
too bad the first one didn't kill her as well
>>80997646
>Looked down and he was inside me
This fat cunt is so full of shit it's laughable. Fucking rape is penetration by force, there is no looking down and "whoops, didn't even realize you were in there". That's why there is physical proof of real rape; there literal tearing of the inside of the vagina for fucks sake
>>80997646
>"I can’t believe I did this."'
>https://youtu.be/8lBO23Dh23I
>>80997646
>My first sexual experience was not a good one.
Therefore it is raped?
If the guy was raping you you wouldn't just let it happen, you'd fight back, this is some cry for attention.
Amy Schumer is a liberal, they NEVER lie! This proves that rape culture really does exist!
>>80998785
To be fair, it's probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
wow how convenient that every histrionic female """""public figure"""""" has been raped
fucking white men and thier rape culture
>>80998785
newsflash, consensual sex creates the same tears are "forcible" rape there is no difference in "evidence" in either case you can't actually tell which is which.
Reminder that she raped a guy and bragged about it in a speech to feminists.
>Retroactive rape
What the fuck is up with women and redefining their experiences a long time after they happen? They have this magic ability to completely rewrite their memories if they want to years after it happens. They can just decide a moment was terrible even if they enjoyed it when it happened.
>>80997646
Is that why she revels in males getting part of their dicks chopped of as "normal"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haQvFE_1jKc
>>80997646
>fat people problems
>ugly people problems
>Hollywood kike shill problems
LOL, don't care.
>>80999020
Looks like she wants attention again
>>80997646
>He was saying, "I’m so sorry" and "I can’t believe I did this."'
He saw her face
>>80997646
Finally, she's fucking funny for once. She should re-enact the entire thing and broadcast it on national tv.
>>80998948
True. But for the first time it should have been more like a bratwurst at least
>>80997646
>be naked with boyfriend
>be surprised when he wants sex
She more of a dumb bitch than I thought
Wasn't she open about raping someone once to a big audience? Didn't she end up fucking some guy whilst completely sober and he was totally shitfaced or something?
>>80997646
Yeah, I don't believe her desu. She's just a joke-stealing talentless pig who gets high on playing the victim. Plus, who would risk jail to fuck that!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
>>80997646
yeah right, because this thing is so fucking desirable that someone would actually want to have sex with it
i'm still not convinced it's actually a female
>>80997646
>This fat bitch
She's supposed to be a comedian. I never hear about her comedy. I don't know a single bit of hers, and I've watched her perform.
All I hear about is fat shaming, or misogyny, and now her "rape."
Never heard about this much about Seinfeld. We didn't know anything about his private life. We didn't want to know anything about his private life. He didn't have a private life.
I was dating a chick. She ended up surprising me with a kiss one night. I was not expecting it. She never asked for my permission. This is rape.
Wait a sec, didn't she rape some dude?
>>80997646
Amy Schumer looks like that!?
>>80999302
I'm crying at my desk while typing this. I'm literally shaking right now.
>>80997646
can anyone shoop that pic to make her look "attractive" if that's even possible, would trigger the sjw's
>>80997646
>'I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying, ‘No, stop,’ and it was just completely ignored', she said.
Not listening to what Amy Schumer says is probably the best thing you can do when encountering her.
>>80998888
I'm not touching those quads
>boyfriend
>sex without consent
IF YOU ARE MARRIED OR HAVE A BOYFRIEND THEN YOU'VE FUCKING CONSENTED CUNT
>>80999313
No. Just her sister I think. But it's ok because she's a feminist
>>80997646
>Someone desperately wanted sex with Amy Schumer
I find this hard to believe for that reason alone.
Who the fuck would want to rape this fat, ugly cunt?
>>80997646
as if anybody would fuck that thing
might as well just shag my sofa, it's probably lighter
>>80997646
her face looks like a barbarian's
>>80999302
>>80999428
Put a trigger warning on that, shitlord. My first kiss was when a girl pushed me up against the wall and started making out with me without asking permission. I'm still in therapy because of it.
>>80999445
>Buzzfeed article
>Assholes on 4chinz make Amy schumer "more rapeable"
>>80997992
Sadly , this.
>>80998463
Some guys fuck fat chicks because they are easy. Now she's just playing the i-didn't-know-any-better-but-the-guy-new-what-he-was-doing to me. Now she thinks she can win her virtue back.
>>80997646
Who'd she steal these stories from?
>>80998463
Black guys will fuck anything.
>>80997646
>I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again.
this level of Judaism can only come from a woman
>>80997646
>PEOPLE ARENT BUYING MY COMEDY SHOW TICKETS
>I KNOW ILL SAY '''''''I WAS RAPED'''''''''''
wew so brave lad
>>80997914
FPBP
>>80999231
Like throwing a bratwurst into outer space
>>80999020
>Puerto Rico confirmed for having a barbed cat cock
>>80997646
I'm always surprised that someone was willing to stick a dick in her.
Since this was "rape," did she struggle and try to get away from her "attacker"? Did she push him away or fight? Did she say "stop right now" out loud?
I'm guessing she finally feels guilty for her slutiness now that she's up against the wall. Still rationalizing her poor life choices to the very end like a true child.
>be me, Amy Schumer
>spotlight beginning to fade
>claim rape to gain a surge of media attention and support from my fanbase of entitled middle class whores
>profit
>>80997646
>And then I looked down and realized he was inside me
Couldn't have been her first if she was that loose
>>80997646
who??
>>80997646
>First time she made me laugh
Am I in the bizzaro world?
>>80997646
> Amy Schumer: I was raped
Good.
>>80997646
>Wait, am I not relevant anymore?
>What about all this body-positivity shit I've been doing though?
>Hello?
>Anyone?
>...
>I WAS RAPED!
Who cares. She's a fucking pig.
>>80999662
just make her thinner enhance the boobage a bit ,al round makeover to be sure
caption it 'still not rape worthy' or some shit
TRIGGERING
>>81000681
I sense good things from this, anon
I'd sue that bitch for rape if i somehow end up inside her.
That guy was swinging his dick around her cavernous pussy singing "Ring around the rosey, pocketful of posies....."
>>80999662
>"more rapeable"
>>80997646
What a surprise, bad first experience and she detaches sexuality from emotions and relationships and became a slut.
>>80997646
It just so happens that piggy's new testimony perfectly aligns with the new narratives feminists are pushing right now.
>"I didn't really think anything of it at the time! It was only later that I realized how deeply I'd been traumatized."
>"He was like, "oh God, what has my toxic masculinity compelled me to do ohgodohgodohgod!"
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
>>80997992
I have a super SJW relative. It's my brother in law's wife.
When I said to her that if we label everything 'rape,' even if it's not, such as the Brock Turner case, you cheapen the word. It loses meaning and it's offensive to a woman who has been held down against her will screaming by a man who then forces himself inside her.
She threw a glass at me, stormed away, and the next day sent me a text saying that I should be aware of the consequences of saying things like I did. She wasn't comfortable around me anymore because I must be a closet sexual predator.
SJWs, everyone.
>>80997646
>I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again
But I thought rape was the single most traumatic thing a person could ever experience?
>>81000189
>I'm always surprised that someone was willing to stick a dick in her.
Verdict: Unrapeable.
>>80997646
Literally WHO?
>>80997646
Please make it stop, I want to get off now.
>>80997646
What's the point of this article seriously? I half suspect Schumer shopped her story around.
>>81001236
Brother in laws wife.... so you mean your sister
>>81001236
>my brother in law's wife
She deserves it desu for that fucked up joke she made about Steve O
>>81002110
It could be his wife's brother's wife.
Amy schumer belongs in the oven
>>80999252
She's Carlos Mencia meets Miss Piggy.
>>81001474
Thats sad.
>fat ugly liberal feminyst whore comedienne claims she was raped decades ago for publicity
I'm shocked
>>80999020
...'no'
>>81002314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY
fuckin mike tyson. forgot about this
>>81001236
to which i hope you replied, ' youre a fucking cretin, lmao'
>>81001236
Agreed. My wife, before I met her, was sexually assaulted in a parking lot. Wasn't drunk, wasn't high. Just got jumped in a parking lot and Sexually Assaulted. Even she gets pissed off when these "crazy feminist bitches" as she calls them claim rape for every little thing.
>>80997646
Wait now she's stealing rape stories from female comics?
Bonnie McFarlane must be pissed.
AVERAGE
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>Real deal: The actress is now happily loved up with boyfriend Ben Hanisch but admits to fearing that it's not real and that he will leave her
>it's not real and that he will leave her
There you have it, she is fucking nuts. We all know women like this, scared their boyfriend will leave them for no reason what so ever.
And then when he does, because of her paranoia becoming too much, she blames him.
No surprises there. No, that isn't rape.
>>81002685
>My wife, before I met her, was sexually assaulted in a parking lot.
Sure she did, i'm certain it was totally non consensual
>>80997646
> I was raped and then I forgot about it for 20 years
Yeah, that doesn't sound like rape to me.
Also, who the fuck would rape her?
Her body shape is plastic 1 l coke bottle, instead of hour glass.
Didn't she happily tell stories about being fingered by cab drivers and shit when she used to shit up the O&A show?
>no one gives a shit about her being fat
>no one gives a shit about her crap jokes
>let me just try and use another card to get attention
>I WAS RAPED!!!!
This won't even be in the news in a week. Same with Ms. Chelsea "I had 2 abortions when I was 17" Handler. No one gives a fuck about you being a slut when you were a teen.
I hate when a blink and all of a sudden there is a dick inside me /sarcasm
>>81002378
>Amy schumer belongs in the oven
more like ocean.
>>81002902
She's never really hidden any of her other sexual relationships but I can see where you're coming from. I really don't care either way. Just commenting on how not all women feel the same about Rape.
>>81002970
>Her body shape is plastic 1 l coke bottle
Laughed heartily
can't just be single and happy can she?
kek.
>>80997646
this pigfuck is going to get sued
>>81003236
>I really don't care either way
There is an 87% probability she orgasmed during rape.
Cheers
>My ex-girlfrind was horrible in bed.
>She'd just lay there
>Yelling "NOOOOOOO"
Based Jeselnik.
Why does every fat, liberal bitch have a rape story?
>>81003494
Sadly, I don't think she will. She avoided any identifying information, unlike Dunham.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/04/27/after-falsely-accusing-an-innocent-man-lena-dunham-is-celebrated-as-a-rape-role-model/
>>81003504
Good, at least she got something out of it.. Was there a point to that?
>>80997646
>She said: 'My first sexual experience was not a good one. I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again. When it happened, I wrote about it almost like a throwaway.
In otherwords looking back as a famous celeb at this guy she fucked who is now probably just some loser she regrets fucking him.
>>81002902
This.
>>81003538
his holocaust joke is the god damn best
nobody has delivery like him
My ex said I raped her once.
I remember the encounter: we came back from drinks with friends, I was very drunk after like 15 jager bombs or some shit, and I want some sex. So I'm making out with her and stripping her off, and she's being all "aw come on, i'm not really in the mood"
>but I am
I said. I kept on kissing her and touching her and she was giving off her little gasps of pleasure and it was just driving me on, and she was saying "I don't really want to"
>Well lets just try, we can always stop if you still don't like it
So basically i've stripped her off, aroused her, then stick my rock solid dick inside her bagina. After a few minutes of her moaning in slight discomfort, she says "no, I'm really not into it, and its hurting a bit".
At that point I pulled out and started saying its a shame, because she's usually super horny and trying to convince me to fuck her, then we cuddled and I said I was sorry but that I was just super horny and then fell asleep with her cuddling me just as usual with her going "its okay"
And then the next day she comes out with
>you raped me
That is apparently rape to a woman.
>>81003542
>try to break the damsel in distress trope
>perpetually set yourself up as the damsel in distress
They don't know how else to live.
>>81003751
>Good, at least she got something out of it
You just admitted you are glad your wife was raped. Aroused, might i add
Your cuckoldish nature immediately surfaced with a few minutes of internet. Imagine if she heard you saying that
>>81001236
>She threw a glass at me, stormed away, and the next day sent me a text saying that I should be aware of the consequences of saying things like I did. She wasn't comfortable around me anymore because I must be a closet sexual predator.
She wants it anon.
>>80997646
She left out the part where she refused to make a sandwich
>>80999862
Trying to remember where else Jews have used journal memes...
>>81003979
>>try to break the damsel in distress trope
>>perpetually set yourself up as the damsel in distress
>They don't know how else to live.
The WANT to be the damsel in distress.
They want a big strong rich alpha to take them away from their troubles and lock them in their castle like a golden goose.
For a woman it is the ULTIMATE Bragging Rights.
>>80999243
Yes. She claimed he was falling asleep while she was trying to have sex with him. She's a literal rapist by all legal standards. Just not feminist standards, because rape = penis + power, so women cannot be rapists.
Rape has become a trophy for women.
>Theres the aspect that a man wanted you so badly he was willing to use force and break a law.
>Theres the aspect that everyone will feel sorrow for you.
>Theres the aspect that it excuses all your personality flaws, especially your sluttiness.
In all honesty, if you were unattractive woman desperate for attention, wouldn't you too lie about being raped?
>I'm so sorry I can't believe I did this
>He was talking to his dick
>>81003682
>rape role model
This is the problem
>>81003897
And you would most likely go to prison for a few years if she pressed charges.
Even if it was 100% consensual, it's considered rape if she changes her mind and you can't prove that she consented.
It's only getting worse as feminists become more radical.
>>80997914
I came here to say this
>>80998176
>I agree. Also, I reckon it'll turn out to be absolutely false like that time Dunham said she was raped.
>Schumer was clever enough to avoid any real identifying pieces of data, however.
God, now that I think about it, I read Dunham's book, and looking back on it, it's really an obscene thing to consider this was a worldwide bestseller and received so much praise. Some of the most significant events named in the book are literally a false rap accusation and a strangely specific account of using her infant sister for her own sexual gratification. She's smug about it too.
regretting the encounter is not rape. that's just a meme started by fringe feminists. someone having sex with you after you tell them "no" unarguably is rape.
it happens everyday. stop hating on women who come out about it.
>>81004351
this desu
when they say "rape culture" they mean its en mode to claim to have been raped
>>81001236
>She threw a glass at me,
You mean.. actual assault?
>>80997992
>some point the person takes it a little farther than you are willing to go, that it is "rape". It's very minor sexual assault. Not that it's ok, it's just not rape.
Faggot here. Been in this exact situation a couple times.
Was it comfortable? No.
Was it something that will scar me for the rest of my life leading me to carry the cum stained mattress everywhere I go, likening it to being beaten and held down in a back alley and fucked mercilessly for an hour? Fuck no.
Mind you this was for an orifice that wasn't biologically intended for penetration.
>>81003542
For them it's that one fantasy of theirs that never came into fruition. They want to be sexually dominated by a man so bad. They have huge inferiority complexes.
>>80998430
probably a black guy kek
>>80998598
nope
>>81004809
Yeah. She got praised for revealing her 'rape' as well. It's a bit sick that she's even still getting TV work.
>>81005400
>>80997646
She must have realized she wasn't funny and needed some other way to get attention
>>80999027
source?
>>80997646
Here is where I call for skepticism.
First, this happened when she was in highschool. She was 17 in June 1998-June 1999. That was itself 17 -`18 years ago.
A hormonal, probably drunk or high, probably tired, and confused teenage girl suddenly remembering these incidents in perfect detail years later and now talking about it, after her plagiarism came out and now she's trying to salvage her career with 'muh feminism'?
Fishy as her cooter.
Another thing- her uncle (more or less) is Chuck Schumer, US Senator from NY since 1999 and House Representative before that. That's pull right there. If she wanted to, we wouldn't even be hearing about these alleged rapists. They would be tried as adults and sentenced somewhere upstate.
>>81003897
I'm undecided on if it's really rape or not.
But I must say I really hate when my boyfriend does this shit. I'll be telling him "I'm not in the mood" and he keeps trying to touch me.
Guys don't really understand a girl decides she's horny immediately beforehand, and no coercion on the mans part will change that.
You're thinking "Yeah if I touch her this way she'll get in the mood" because that's how men work. I can get any guy ready for action at a moments notice just by rubbing them.
We're just wired differently that way. And women have to understand most guys are clueless to that, and give a very firm NO. And guys have to understand if a chick is saying she's not horny, don't try to force her to be otherwise she'll probably accuse you of rape the next day even if she consented, because they feel like they we're pressured. Don't risk the headache, and possibly jail time.
>>80997646
>I was saying, ‘No, stop,’ and it was just completely ignored', she said.
None of this means anything anymore, EVERY woman nowadays claims she was raped and of course it always happened years back...
>>80997646
poor guys
>>81005400
Fucking hell, man. I was in the middle of eating. Not anymore.
>>81003542
fatties attract degen guys
>>81005966
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/
>Comedian Amy Schumer recently gave a speech at the Ms. Foundation for Women’s Gloria Awards and Gala, an event dedicated to saluting “women of vision.” Her speech then went viral, many people praising its powerful message.
>
>What I did find uncharacteristic about Amy’s speech was the possible rape she might have committed in order to find her self-worth.
>
>Early on in the narrative, Amy details how she lacked attention from all the guys at college save one, a “super senior” named Matt. One day Matt calls her at 8 am, inviting Amy over to his dorm room. When Amy goes to his dorm room, she immediately recognizes that he is drunk:
>
>>Finally, the door opens. It’s Matt, but not really. He’s there, but not really. His face is kind of distorted, and his eyes seem like he can’t focus on me. He’s actually trying to see me from the side, like a shark. “Hey!” he yells, too loud, and gives me a hug, too hard. He’s fucking wasted.
>
>This doesn’t stop Amy from going into his room. According to her, she just wants to feel desired. She gets into bed with him, and they have some incredibly awkward forms of sexual intercourse:
>
>>His fingers poked inside me like they had lost their keys in there. And then came the sex, and I use that word very loosely. His penis was so soft, it felt like one of those de-stress things that slips from your hand?
>
>I won’t give you all the details, but it is important to note that Matt was repeatedly falling asleep during the encounter, according to Amy’s story. It gives an indication as to how impaired Matt was, and how Amy let it continue despite the interruptions.
>>81006032
DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD THIS GUY SAYS
LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING LAID
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T FEEL WANTED BY YOU SHE IS GOING TO SEEK ATTENTION FROM A CHAD
>>80997646
feminists need more rape to exist, so every sexual experience that wasn't that pleasant (she didn't orgasm) is now considered rape. Feminists will defend this new definition because it somehow helps women. Those are the same people who want to sexualy liberate women, but in the same time they want to scare them from heterosexual reltionships and sex with men.
And with who are they doing it? With made-up stories (like the Rollingstone articles Jackie) or with ugly, unfuckable women like Kesha or miss piggy here. Like not even they belive in their own bullshit anymore.
>>80997646
She has senior-citizen type of hands. It bugs me
>>80997646
Sure you were amy.
>>80997646
FATTY NOOOO!
>>81005400
weak 5/10. Credit for not fat and no deformities.
>>81005400
will ferrell's even more jewish and even less funny daughter
>>81003897
Was that the reason she is now your ex?
>>80997646
of course you were, Amy. Of course you were. ((no you weren't)).
inb4 defamation suit that gets settled out of court.
>>80997646
this picture is more accurate to Amy's sex life
>>81006549
>. Those are the same people who want to sexualy liberate women, but in the same time they want to scare them from heterosexual reltionships and sex with men.
This. Feminist want to terrify women. This is why they cook the books with rape stats. This is why they lie to HS/college girls and tell them they have a 20% chance of rape. Figures like the 20% figure are as terrifying to women as they are made up. The point is to make women to be scared of men.
>>80999237
>>80998785
And she was a virgin at the time?
What was she masturbating with shampoo bottles to stretch her fuck hole out that much and still consider herself a virgin?
>>81003897
rape victimhood is a tool for social control and progression for women. In a room full of women, all else being equal, the rape victim has the most juice. I used to work at an Improv club. Every woman eventually had a rape story. Because that's how they compete for position.
>>80998860
Rape?! I expect to see a police report then. She just accused someone of rape.
>>80997646
Why would I listen to her now? She stole jokes and talks about some sort of pay gap all the time.
>>80999530
no just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you dont have boundaries
>trying to stay relevant by pleading to SJW for sympathy
The ONLY reason this fat unfunny cunt is even working right now is because she's a member of the tribe that's pushing leftist bullshit.
She doesn't have a talented bone in her refrigerator body.
>>81005068
Meanwhile their's frequently self lubricates and orgasms in extreme pleasure while being "raped"
You gay guys should hate the shit out of these cunts. Your assholes take a worse beating every single weekend
>be naked with boyfriend
>be on top of him / he is on top of her
>he slips it in without your notice
>be supprised
WOW
>>81001145
this narrative's been going on for over 3 years,is this your first day
>>81003897
>At that point I pulled out
I hope within 2 seconds.
>>81006456
I'm truthing you.
Theres a difference between making me feel wanted and being too pushy. That guys girl told him no twice and he still attempted.
Didn't your father ever tell you a girl makes her mind up about fucking you within the first few hours of knowing you?
>>81008126
>every single weekend
>>81008140
I always just say, "if you want me to stop, you're going to have to stop me."
This has always resulted in them pulling me inside them and doing a lot more than consenting to sex
If it takes re-reading 15 year old journals to realize you were raped then it probably wasn't rape, or very traumatic.
I still clearly remember when I fell off my bike and scraped my knee when I was 8 years old.
>>80998860
>>81007619
If every rape victim reported it to the police they wouldn't be able to build prisons fast enough. Now do you see why anti-rape campaigns are a good idea?
>>80997646
Who would want to rape her, though?
>>80997646
>It's not my fault I'm fat and ugly
>It's men's fault because my boyfriends had sex with me when I wasn't really in the mood. I mean they raped me
>>81008443
No, you are trying to cuck men because you are a fucking twink who hates straight guys. I can spot a man hating twink from a mile away.
>>81008443
Bullshit. My girlfriend pushes me away when I rub her nipples because it makes her wet and want to fuck.
You're just a frigid SJW cunt and think you speak for all women.
Fuck off.
Can somebody explain to me how a woman goes up on a bed, gets frisky and somehow can't imagine that a man might fuck her? Also women want men to force them on them to a certain degree, if you don't you get nothing in most cases.
>>80997914
Fucker beat me to it.
>unfunny cow desparately trying to be relevant
Don't give her even more attention by posting it here, faggot
>>81008798
i'd give her a grub or two
haha mate
>>80997646
Is it weird that I feel sad for those guys?
>>81001474
kek
>>81006433
Thats not rape.
Also hugely skeptical that she actually got raped by two separate men. It is incredibly more likely that her spotlight is starting to dim and she needs the controversy.
I mean, the average woman goes her entire life without getting raped, but she got raped twice in a span of 10ish years while looking like she does? I am just not buying it.
When did being a rape victim become a popular social flag? Every celebrity has been (((raped))). Every women I try to hang out with eventually 'admits' they were (((raped))). It's like you can't be cool unless you have a rape story now.
>>81008573
Don't learn about the gay community unless you want to be disgusted
>>80997646
Amy seems like she would be hard to rape.
>>80997646
>I was just lying there naked, my legs spread
>I didn't notice he was naked, too, with his hard dick dangling around
>his dick suddenly spawned inside my vagoo
And ofc he apologised because obviously he agreed on it being rape. Bravo
>>81008983
Wew I'm a SJW for saying if a girl says OUT LOUD "I am not horny, I don't really want to have sex" It's in the best interest of the guy to back off, cause if you keep pushing she might claim rape.
It's called common fucking sense. Understanding the dangers of the world. Being careful. Just like its a stupid idea for a chick to dress sluttily and go walking in the city at night.
Its partly your fault if something happens.
>>81006032
That's not true; you just haven't fucked a man as charismatic as me. Just because you've only had betas doesn't mean men can't seduce women who aren't in the mood. But it's cool, if you're this willing to overgeneralize you probably don't deserve a guy like me.
>>81009507
it is rape according to feminist definition, except that it only applies to male on female forced sex...
men c>>80999299
>We didn't know anything about his private life. We didn't want to know anything about his private life. He didn't have a private life.
ant be raped because they are in a position of power etc
>>81009820
No means yes more often than it means no if the male is attractive
Any male worth reproducing with finds out of no means yes or if no actually means FUCK NO
>>81006931
No we were together for a good year after that. I dumped her because she was shit at everything else but sex.
>no real drive to go outside and do things
>poorly managed diabetes
>ultra spiteful and grudges over the stupidest shit that would last for months, occasionally years
>terrible at showing intimacy
>wanted me to rent a property for us both when I was barely making enough for myself and she was unemployed
>because of her diabetes her biological clock was ticking even faster because pregnancy and birth can be super difficult for diabetics and the sooner she did it the better
We got into a fight because it was our weekend to ourselves (as in, away from each other), and I went out with an old as fuck friend for drinks. This friend was a woman, and my ex got super jealous. I can understand why my ex was jealous, but to me it was just normal because she lives just down the road from me, drinks like a lad and has no sexual interest in me whatsoever.
So she goes off on one, and I ask her why she deserves to be so upset that I had drinks with a long term friend while she had been over to some photographer's house a couple of times, who was trying to get her to pose naked for him and claimed he was "gay". And apparently that was completely different.
So we meet up at a neutral location. When we meet we hug and she seems oddly aloof about the whole thing. I ask her why she's asked to meet up with me all of a sudden, and she just keeps silent, doesn't even address it, stares at me like she's fucking autistic. After about 10 minutes of this I get pissed off and end up raising my voice. Then it all comes out and I end up being spiteful to her because she's basically been emotionally abusive the entire relationship and I say we should end it, because she's clearly not enjoying herself and i'm definitely not.
Then all of a sudden she fucking loves me to death and is in tears and begging me to not break up with her.
Fucking psycho.
thanks for reading my blog
>>81009507
Hear hear, Anon. Agreed
>>81010067
Visited there once a few years ago
I now understand why muslims hate us
>>81008573
>every single weekend
Well yeah. How often do you straightfags fuck?
I'm glad my hole is still tighter than a submarine door though.
>>81006032
Now I'm not familiar with your wiring and plumbing.
But I do know that some women are just the opposite- they want to be 'taken' and give 'cues'.
A lot of women complain that their man
>isn't dominant enough,
>isn't aggressive enough,
>isn't passionate enough,
>isn't forward enough,
>doesn't initiate enough.
and that's the cause for a lot of relationship breakups and divorced on the woman's initiation.
How is a guy supposed to magically know, without asking,
>(from what I hear, asking dries up pussy faster than a heat gun).
When I play top, what I usually do is start touching, then caressing, then throw him onto the bed, then start spooning.
If kinky
>Pineapple's the safe word
if vanilla
>Tell me when to stop
so I don't have to continually ask permission for every single action and movement I take from then on.
And it usually goes from there. What's the deal with you then if a guy did that?
>>81009820
How much do you weigh?
>>81010158
She doesn't
Shes a fat 3/10 posting on 4chan lol
>>81009820
Uh, no.
You clearly have sexuality issues if you cannot be coerced into arousal by someone who is your actual PARTNER.
Did daddy rape you when you were a wee lass?
It takes two to fuck, and unless there is clear signs of a struggle or physical abuse, with the woman fighting to get away, it's CONSENSUAL.
There is no 'rape' after the fact. If some guy is trying to get in your pants and you don't want him to, you give him a slug in the nuts and leave.
If you just lay there and think 'i wish he would hurry up' you aren't being raped, honey. You stuck around for the show because you agreed to it.
>>80997646
(((Lies)))
(((Attention Whore)))
>>81010251
>>81006032
would rape
>>80997646
Translation: Unfunny comedian is rapidly losing all fame and popularity and trying to prevent her inevitable fade into obscurity by claiming she was raped.
>>80997646
hey its that same fat cunt who lets cabbies finger her for free
lmao stupid slut
>>81010158
Guys like you, thinking this way, is why there are so many "Rape" claims.
I've been talked in to sex before. My friends have been talked into sex. The whole point that you talked us into it makes us feel shitty, thus why some women choice to claim rape. It alleviates their guilt.
I'm not trying to say what you are doing is wrong. I'm warning you. Because I deal with these kind of bitches who don't mind ruining a guys reputation to save her own. I've seen it so many times. I hear them admit to me the truth "Oh I didn't really want to.. but he rubbed my thigh really good... and he was kissing my neck. I couldn't help myself". It's a disconnect from what the brain wants and the body wants.
>>81010297
Women love nothing more than a man trying to dump them
They also are disgusted by men who are in love with them
This is why they should not be given power to make decisions for others.
THEIR BRAINS WERE LITERALLY NOT MEANT FOR THIS
>>80997646
how is this rape? they are naked his dick is out, probably rubbing it around her pussy hole, it goes it. what else is supposed to happen?
I don't understand how she has a boyfriend who's actually pretty decent looking.
He's probably a massive SJW and feminist.
>>80999158
This maple bro gets it. Attention grab, plain and simple.
>>80997646
SHE IS SO FAT AND FUGLY. SHE ISN'T FUNNY EITHER
>>81010346
Damn. Now thats a woman I would believe got raped twice in 10 years.
>>81010627
I like you from the other threads russian batman
Trump will like you too
I get raped every time I have to see this fat bitch's face
>>80997646
>he didn't have a huge black dick so it was rape
this jew bitch needs to shut the fuck up
>>81011037
No one cares about your personal blog, roastie.
>>81009507
According to her own feminist definition, that would qualify as rape
Seems like women just get passed around like joints in a frat-house basement these days
Especially the uglier ones with shit self-esteem
Sad world
>>81011037
Almost like you shouldn't be making decisions for others when you literally can't make decisions for yourself "because your body is just overwhelming your mind"
And that's why feminism will destroy thr west
>>81011037
I mean in this day in age, where you see sooo many false rape accusations.
Why do you risk it?
>>80997646
>He was saying, "I’m so sorry" and "I can’t believe I did this."
What? There is no way that actually happened.
>>81010477
I'm banging one of my two girlfriends at least 3 times a week, minimum.
>inb4 subtle brag
I think the point here is that you're going out and getting plunged by random dudes, every single weekend.
>>81011037
See guys, this is subversion, and not every well hid subversion. This fucking faggot wants you to be scared and timid when you are with women.
>>81011945
They do
At first I was like
>yay lots of sex
But then I was like
>pic related
>>81012219
its cause the sex doesnt trickle down
in the sexual economy, the rich just get richer.
>>80997646
I was murdered. 5 out of every 5 men are.
Oh sorry did you think I meant killed? Well no, we've extended the meaning of the word to include threats, being punched, having people think bad stuff about you.
"I regret some of the people I've slept with, so yeah, I guess you could say I was raped."
- Modern Feminists
>>81011966
Because I don't give a shit what women think and that's why they let me fuck them
Seriously actually listening to women in order to figure out what a man should do is one of the dumbest thing a man could possibly do
>>80997646
>He was saying "I can’t believe I did this."
>>81008422
This makes me rage.
They basically got away with murder.
>>81004056
Are you the same guy in pic related? Your writing style and use of reaction images in very amusing.
>>81012094
You know whos behind that keyboard right?
>tfw superior virgin NEET race
>tfw jerk off
>tfw never get (((raped))) or have a "bad sexual experience"
Feels comfy.
>>81011961
Truthfully gender roles were what they were for a reason. It worked for thousands of years.
I still don't get why so hostile though. I am not claiming the act as rape, I am just explaining why these females think its rape.
>>81012386
I wouldn't call myself a 1%er chad
It's not so extreme as you build it up to be in your head. I range from a 5-8/10 probably and Ive slept with dozens of women
Just don't listen to jews or feminism and figure out what works through trial and error
>>81010067
>Just realized that the top of the jar says Poz Cum
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80997992
what's the worst part about this is that by using rape over and over, now when I read rape I immediately think "bitch drunk at a party" instead of "dragged into a back alley"
Which is really bad.
>>80997646
>doesn't fight off attacker
>claims rape
Yeah....you're going to need to show me the guy with a little more forceful with things other than words....You didn't exactly get up and leave...I mean, if someone was raping me I'd get up and leave. If they tried to stop me, it's a fight.
>>81012571
They got away with it?
>>81012508
Because they have the power to potentially get you in trouble with the law.
>>81013024
thats great buddy but realize you are contributing to the downfall of western civilization and kindly step inside the oven
>>81012673
>Your writing style and use of reaction images in very amusing.
T-thanks senpai but its not me, i'm just a bloke from Brisbane on holiday
>>80997646
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU ENTITLED WHORE NEPHEW OF A GOVERNOR YOU FUCKING SCUM
NO ONE WOULD EVER RAPE YOU DUMB BITCH WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCK GOD DAMMIT
>says she doesn't consider herself a victim and isn't looking to punish anyone for what happened
Then why bring it up piggy?
>>80997646
Rape me once, shame on you.
Rape me twice, shame on me.
>>81012973
Im hostile cuz this is a 4chan rage thread
Did you see the OP?
FUCKING FEMINISM
FUCKING KEKOLDS
FUCKING JEEEEWWWWWWSSS
>>80997646
Excuse me op do you have any less of the picture you started this thread with? I suggest d-ban
>>81013346
Yeah I thought the shitposting was too professional for an Italian.
>>80999577
They're called niggers. They wake up when you're going to sleep so you might not know what they are.
>>81001474
almost as bad as Sarah "Boxcar" (((Silverman)))
>>81013686
But anon senpai desu
I am agreeing with you. You just can't tell through the veil of red.
>>80997646
>"I can’t believe I did this."
That would just about sum up my feelings after I put my dick inside Amy Schumer. Seems legit.
I want to care when I hear a woman say she was raped, but goddamn, these feminists are diluting and lying about the concept so much...feminists are destroying any credibility for rape accusations
>>80997646
This is the whore that raped a cab driver.
>>80997646
When the experience is so inconsequential that you can completely forget about it until rereading your old diary, then what exactly is actually so terrible about rape?
>>81014226
>boxcar
>not refrigerator
Even silverjew is more rape-able.
![1357431801_KanyeShrug1[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VVMK04o.jpg "1357431801_KanyeShrug1[2].jpg")
>Date shitty chads who don't give a fuck about your feelings
>Surprised when shitty chads act shitty
It's like owning a tiger and being surprised when you get mauled. I feel no sympathy. You reap what you fucking sow.
>>81004326
Don't forget! They also want to be the perpetual victim, while complaining that their "man" isn't aggressive enough in bed.
Women: the living embodiment of wanting to "have your cake and eat it too."
>>81001474
>that pic
all my keks
