Since I'm visiting USA this autumn, I'm planning to start learning Spanish.
>>80992013
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>80992013
Worst b8 thread
>>80992013
Nice one, have you applied for an Australian visa?
>>80992013
Since I'm visiting Crimea next summer, I'm planning to start learning Ukrainian
>>80992013
Since I'm visiting Russia this winter I'll be sure to fucking kill myself
>>80992013
You guys still learn French in school, right?
Spanish and French are like 40% similar.
>>80992221
saved.
>>80992013
Shut the fuck up Russian cunt.
I'm American, slander our name again, and I'll get Siberia to leave you ass only leaving Slav shits with a sanction on them. FUCK U IN THE ASS
>>80992308
they all speak awful pseudo-Russian in Crimea
>>80992221
>be me
>be a tourist in New York
>buy heroin from a nigga pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>boy you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're omn drugs
>a cop arrests you for being on heroin
>boy, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!
>>80992330
>i'll kill myself
Wow top american banter you surely showed him
Well , if you plan on staying long term on the west coast , you're one step ahead.
But if youre staying on the least coast , your native tounge is just fine.
Half of the people on periscope are Ukrainian or Russian in NY from my observation
Good luck
>>80992446
>>80992985
You can't get arrested for being high, only for possession you mong
>>80993330
What if I cause public disturbance?
