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2016-07-14 17:43:03 Post No. 80983137
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2016-07-14 17:43:03
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just back from work.
>get in at around 9am, people on the later shift left stuff unorganised as per fucking usual.
>spend an hour organizing tourist crap until the first rude-ass customers barrage in.
>"hi, can get? *points to item"
> y-yeah sure.
>hours of this weak ass english from japs, chinks and mudslimes (guess which of them is the worst)
>today was different though.
>around 3pm, guy walks in.
>very obese, and I live in scotland, noticiably more overwieght than most.
>wife is a hamplanet too.
>"we need to get some whiskey for george!" he proclaims.
>hamwife agrees.
>"Hello sir, which one of these whiskeys is the best?"
>said he's willing to pay anything.
>boss might not flip out if I sell expensive whiskey.
>talk him through the shit, tourist brand whiskeys, he wants several bottles.
>"it's expensive stuff! but hopefully it's worth it!" the touristcuck proclaims.
>go to till, start getting his order packed before he scurries off.
>decide to make some shitty small talk so he doesn't back out
>ask him what part of the US he's from.
>US?!?!?!??!! He flips out.
>"I'm from CANADA, can't you tell the difference?!?"
>Hamplanet seeks cover, as I guess she has done many times before.
>I get confused "n-nope, y-you guys sounded like some customers from earlier!"
>"You brits are all the same, stupid, uneducated rats"
>he autistically marches out of the shop.
>he goes to one of the other branches a few streets down and buys his whiskey there.
Seriously, this is 100% no troll, what the fuck. You guys are really autistic.
