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Cafe promises discount to American tourists if they dump trump.
How do we respond
>a) spam fab page with pictures and videos of trump
>b) debate them in a gentlemanly manner on why they blatantly don't like trump
>c) options a and b
>d) do nothing
>e) let the barer of dubs decide

Will provide link to Facebook once a suitable verdict has been reached.
Personally I'd prefer option 2. Maybe include a few trump pictures for a laugh.

Also what would burgers think of this if you were a tourist in Northern Ireland?
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>>80960737
>yeah i promise i will be #nevertrump
>get discount
>return to the greatest nation on earth
>vote trump anyways
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>>80960737
>Promise to dump trump
>Get 10% off
>Vote for Trump anyway
>They just gave a 10% discount to a Trump supporter
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legitimate target
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>>80960737
Walk in. Get 10% discount. Vote for Trump out of spite for the common retard.
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>>80960879
>>80960967
>>80961170
pussies
tell them you're voting trump as you're walking out the door
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>>80960737
Ask americans why the fuck they came here in the first place.
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>>80961254
This too
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>>80961255
Funny enough religious war has attracted many to our fine country
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>>80960737
>get in there for a beer
>poo
>dont flush the toilet
>take a piss and miss
>dont tip
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>>80961479
Yeah, jihad.
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>>80960737
dox the cafe so we can get keks work done
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>>80961548
Catholics vs Protestants koalabro
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what a faggoty thing to put on a cafe
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>>80960737
They need 9001 pizzas delivered to them, payment on delivery.
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>>80961254
Australia, I love you

I used to raid with a guy in WoW that was from Australia, really nice guy, always full of the bantz. We'd bant about who was the better balance druid, and generally have a good time.
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>>80961939
>>80961589
Lads no, if you attack them they win.
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>>80960737
>say dump trump
>get 10% discount and buy something
>proceed to wear MAGA hat after checking out
>whisper "can't stump the trump"
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>>80961479
We should start again. A twelfth without widespread violence is no fun.
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>>80960737
>Can just lie and get 10% discount for nothing

wew they didnt think this one through did they
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>>80962181
looks awful

why would anyone go to a cafe that looks like a hole in the wall bar with glory holes
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>>80960737

>mfw this is the time of the year when normie amerifats visit Europe with their ideas of it being a socalist multicult paradise

If you see an american tourist, casually mention how much you like Trump and watch them squirm
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>>80962187
>>80962229
>>80961170
>>80960879
retards

It's just publicity.
Before that, they would get few customers
Now, they will get a lot of customers
It's better if 10 customers buy something worth 9$ than 5 customers buying something worth 10$.
It's simple business
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Go into the cafe, tell them you're voted vor Trump and pay 10% more. Then when you pay the bill, you tip them 10% less and you get the last laugh.
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>>80962366
This.

It's better not to give them your business.
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>>80962428
This
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>>80961538
>Average day in Slovenia
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>>80960737

Publish Facebook page link already OP
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>>80962193
Starting with the purge of twadell camp...
>>80962229
B-but it's the trump supporters that are stupid
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>>80962428
/thread
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>>80960737
Pay full price, just to trigger those pseudo-bong potatoniggers.
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>>80962366
>>80962513
Trump supporters will not shop there because of their anti Trump beliefs. Customers who need their products and would go there anyway will just lie for the ten percent discount. It's NOT good business practice and it was NOT thought through, just dumbasses mixing emotions with business.
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>painting a bullseye on your front window
wew
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Remind Americans that NIre. took Pfizer and they shouldn't let them take any more companies.
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Still looking for fb. What do I put on Google for lulz? There's only 3 reviews so far http://www.cafe-soul.com/
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>>80962366
>they didn't increase prices before offering a "10% discount"
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>>80962181

Loathesome hipsters are everywhere now. They're even gentrifying the run-down sectarian slum in Belfast where I grew up with their fucking cafés.
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Cafe before
>Literally nobody on /pol/ heard of them

Cafe now
>Lets dox them
>Lets go there and get 10% off xD xD
>Lets give them free advertisement by spamming their Facebook
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>>80962428
Some Places in the UK don't really take the whole tipping thing seriously usually a few bar/restaurants and the pizza are the only ones that get tipped.
>>80962555
Trips of justice. cafe - soul dot com (no spaces)
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>>80963054
Buuuuuuttt Merchant, it's going to be fuunnnnyy
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>>80960737
I want to go promise, get the discount, and then vote for him anyway. No one will ever know.
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>>80960737
why do fucking foreigners have to weigh in on OUR politics. It drives me up the fucking wall.
Irrelevant people with irrelevant opinions.
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>>80962754
>trump supporters will not shop there because of their anti Trump beliefs
bullshit, saving money is much more important than that.
Plus, you would have a lot of edgelord trump supporters who will just buy shit from there and when they're done they will tell them that they are voting for Trump, as evidenced by this thread.
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>>80962995
https://www.kikebook.com/Café-Soul-242024822498082
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>>80960737
>"oy vey, I promise you goys, now where's my discount?"
>votes for Trump anyways
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>>80960737
Do not let them intimidate you
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What town is this? I have a trump shirt and I wanna go in and order something and see their faces
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>>80963204
If you get the discount they win
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Probably some coffee shop set up by hipsters which will be bust within 6 months.
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>>80962181

>Go to cafe
>order food
>leave 10% tip
>tell them you support Trump

God Bless America
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>>80963283
Current year, a world without borders and trump is literally the next hitler
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>>80963411
This.
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>>80961254
Tell them you're donating the 10% savings to his campaign
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>>80962333
We have similar shit here also, though not the Dump Trump shit.
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>>80963610
Well, unless you live on Commiefornia I bet.
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>>80963370
Can someone make kikebook a website that redirects to Facebook?
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>sit down
>irish man does a sword dance on a table.
>AHEM
>oi sowry dair m8, didnt see yer sittin' har har har
>Ill have a coffee
>arrrrrr ye be an american. If ye dump trump i give ye 10 persaders off da queens derblooms
>i endorse trump. Ill pay regular price.
>but m8...thats 10 bloody smotherin' percentile off ye queens quid.
>open trench coat. Pull out sawed off 12 guage. Pump it.
>o-o-okay m8y.
>AMERICAFUCKYAH.JPG
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>>80963054

>not realizing /pol/ is infested with summer newfags who just want to be edgy while mom is at work
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I wonder how they'd respond if I walked in and asked them why they would want to dump?
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>>80960737
Well done NI business, lets hope Brexit doesn't fuck everything up ehh? Let's get this viral so the world will show their disapproval of Trump and send this as a message to the American people. NO TRUMP.
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Has anybody commented and got a response yet?
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>>80964214
>not being edgy all the time
It's like you're gay or something
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>>80963001

Have you been to Ireland?

I have, parents have house there, and I studied at Uni in Galway one summer.

Ireland is a shithole. Like, the first 400 times you see some rolling hills and sheep herds is cute, but everything there sucks.

They are all on welfare, known as "the dole".

The girls are gross. I expected pale redheads, but its just greasy 4/10's everywhere.

Every Irish restaurant is the same "pub fare", no chinks in their Chinese restaurants, guiness ads are 79% of their advertising.

Every other shop sells "authentic" Irish sweaters (made in New Zealand), and these gay celtic wall hanging decorations. The "classier" shops pimp Irish crystal. I have so much Irish crystal (because my Mom is a sucker) I could literally open my own store. They also sell Guinness t-shirts every 4 feet.

They are all quick to steal. Parents bought property from local friendly farmer. It's obvious they use the house/cars when parents aren't there. They also tried some real estate shenanigans to jew my Dad, but as a rich American, he basically pushed their inbred shit in.

Speaking off, my Dad got a job in one of their hospitals. He is a highly respected Doctor, and they begged him to work part time when he was on vacation/retirement in Ireland. He says their hospitals feel like a time machine to the 1980's.

So, let them tale a few pence of a pint and some fish stew. They will still be the dregs of Europe who lacked the balls to go to America like my ancestors who didn't want to be English sex slaves.
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>>80964456
call in and vocaroo it nigel
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>>80964456
No reply yet
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>>80964590
>anon is talking about NI
>amerilard spews shit about ROI
Howling.
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>country that has NOTHING to do with another country's leader
>still tries to affect the politics there anyway

The internet was the beginning of the end for mankind.
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>say you dump Trump
>receive discount
>return to US
>vote for Trump

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>>80964768
Top kek leafbro
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>>80960737
>>80965379
Hillary supporters are literally trying to bribe people to not vote for Trump.
I can't believe it, the memes have come true again!
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>>80964768
nice
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>>80962355
My parents triggered a few Yanks and Aussies by talking up Brexit
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>>80964812

Been to that shithole too. You think we care about your little orangmen spaz outs.

>Derry
>No! Londonderry

It was cool to see English armored vehicles roam the streets and the 100's on camera's and listening devices. I have never seen quite so much chain link in my life.

Saw "dangerous" riots where one fat autist ran around with a fucking crossbow.

That entire Island is terrible. I guess it's nice for old American's to buy vacation homes, so they can get all philosophical about where they came from. Frankly, I wish they just kept the beach house.
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>>80964768
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>>80966070
>It was cool to see English armored vehicles roam the streets and the 100's on camera's and listening devices. I have never seen quite so much chain link in my life.
>Saw "dangerous" riots where one fat autist ran around with a fucking crossbow.
Yeah they also burned their own homes down, bunch of autists. You do realize we don't give a flying fuck about NI anymore right?
>He thinks we even think about americans
Lad, you have a nigger president and you're possibly going to have a woman president that will force liberal shit down and Cuck your country for years to come, you got BLM groups and a nigger just killed some white people the other day over there right?
>calling here a shithole
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones lad.
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>>80960737

32% off and it's a deal
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Goodbye thread
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>>80966609

"He thinks we even think about americans"

When I was in NI, the TOP news story was that Clinton visited and said Derry. It's all people talked about for weeks.

Parents Irish Neighbors constantly ask us to send American goods, and always want to come to the States. I literally get treated like a foreign dignitary.

There are literally fucking shrines built to John Wayne because of a 60 year old movie, not to mention all the talk about "The Field" and that Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman movie (I'm sure you know the one). I've seen more pictures of JFK in Ireland than America.

All you do is worship us.

As far as violence and racial strife, you get that we actually like it, right? We day dream about race war, and get melodramatic about our politics because our day to day lives or so comfy.
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>>80960737
There's a place called Burger Urge in my city that has a "Mrs Clinton Burger"

They don't have a Trump one

Seems dumb to me.
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>>80960737
>Also what would burgers think of this if you were a tourist in Northern Ireland?

I'd think that unless you're able to pull the lever one way or the other in the fall you should keep out of it just like our pols should have kept out of Brexit.
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>that face a mexican visitor makes when sees this
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>>80969279
Why on earth would anyone want to eat anything named after a disgusting old hag?

As a proud burger this offends me
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>>80960879
People can't just lie*, just like a "no guns allowed" sign stops shooters. Use your head.

*Except Hillary
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>>80967845
>when I was in NI
>doesn't understand the difference between NI and ROI
We're done here burger nigger.
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>>80960737
Wow. An entire 20 cents off a 2 dollar cup of coffee. So fucking generous
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>>80960737

>10%
might aswell just go to a better cafe with better prices in that regards anyway

I hate this shit, theyve been doing it with BLM in london and shit like the who ever you burgers vote for has nothing to do with these fags
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LETS RAID!!
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I did my bit
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Claim they are Ulster nationalists as they seems like they are probably republicans. Best way to cause trouble. I contacted my Norn Iron contacts to see if they want some cheap food and laughs.
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>>80969279
Urge is gay
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NO YOU FAGGOTS WHAT FUCKING FAGGOT SHOP IS THIS, WHAT SHOP IS THIS IM FROM IRELAND AND THIS ISNT ACCEPTABLE
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>>80962181
yo where is that
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>>80960737
you sound like a massive faggot for not just going in, saying you hate trump, and enjoying the discount
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>>80978768
Get out paddy. here to nick potatoes?
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>>80979370
You get out you hun bastard I was born here
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Let's get it going lads

book com/Café-Soul-242024822498082/
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>>80960737
>northern ireland
>y'all
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>>80963517
>leave 10% tip
You lost me there
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Holy shit they responded to the facebook reviews
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>>80965379
>How does Facebook work: The post
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This isn't really related but about a year ago I spent a week in Dublin and while walking around the city I noticed someone had scrawled "Fuck Israel" on a wall outside of a laundromat.
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Lie about dumping trump.
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i cant even find the fb so yeah im not helping you op untill link is provdied
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>the shithole of "derry"
we all know whose fault this is
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Oh, /pol/ is acting like SJW again.
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>>80980729
don't you mean londonderry?
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>>80960737

>say that I hate Trump
>get discount
>go back to the States and vote for Trump

Eurofags will believe anything.
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>>80980674
you can't provide a direct link you tard
go to facebook then add
.com/Café-Soul-242024822498082/
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>go in
>pretend you don't like Trump
>get the 100% anti-Trump discount
>still vote for Trump on November 8th

smugfrogmaymay.wma
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>>80960737
Send a picture of the cafe to one of those ISIS Twitter accounts. They attack the cafe, leftists dead, Trump surges in the polls
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>>80960967
>>80960879
only tip them 20%

that'll teach them

clap myself out of the cafe
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>>80980781
you take that back
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>>80962532
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>>80960737
>promise to dump
>dont dump
And then tell them you didnt intend to lie about it, like Clinton.
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>>80960737

>promise to dump trump
>get 10% discount
>vote for Trump anyway

can't stump the trump
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>10% discount
>for betraying your own country, your own people, everything you stand for

Great deal, cheap fucks
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>>80960737
>Northern Ireland hate Trump
>Northern Ireland voted Remain
What a bunch of cucks
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>>80967845
Literally the whole world is talking about Trump. Everyone is focused on the outcome of this election, because the outcome will effect the entire planet. Any European who says they don't care about the election are either lying or don't realize just how much the US influences world politics.
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>>80966609
>People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones lad.
which kind of idiot potatomoran lives in a fucking GREENHOUSE?
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>>80980641
thank FUCK you have a fucking trip, so I never have to see another of you POINTLESS ASININE FAGGOT comments ever again
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>>80960737
NI anon here, where is this?
Wire me 20 quid and I'll brick it
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>>80981350
DEVILISH
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I
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I
S
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>>80981641
ROI would vote remain even more and would feel the same way about Trump
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>>80962181
HOLY SHIT I LIVE THERE
>>80978851
It's in Derry city centre, that cafe is a hive for liberal teens
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Their kikebook page just got taken down!
https://www.kikebook.com/Caf%C3%A9-Soul-242024822498082/home

>>80982338
Derry
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>>80980729
Aye it's fucking McCanns
I hate that cunt, he's our corbyn
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>>80982488
na does that whenever you click 'home'
you just got to search it again
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>>80962355
They No longer think that about the UK. We have gone from Europeans to evil Nazis overnight but nothing's actually changed yet.
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>>80982338
sent ;^)
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>>80960737
Why do they want a cafe full of Jews?
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>>80982487
Post vocaroo of your hideous accent
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>>80963283
I agree. Now tell obongo and his pet liberals to shut up about brexit.
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>>80982338
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Fucking raging lads
You see that red shop beside it? Run by a Muslim
See that pub on the other side? It's a traditional irish pub that went outta business, was a great wee spot too.
It's like a vision of the future.
That cafe is where all the smartarse 17 year old commies sip tea aswell, and round the corner there's a socialist pub called Sandinoes thats rife with fags
Not to mention the hotel 2 minutes away (our biggest) gets hundreds of Yanks every week.
Fuck this gay earth
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>>80963972
>Norn iron
>intimated by shotguns
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Which one of you fucks called them?
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>>80960737
If i lived closer id put Trump stickers all over their windows. But I dont.
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>>80983188
Tell me a way to get Trump stickers and I'll do it
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>>80982488
>>80982487
Where the fuck is 'Derry'?
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>>80960737
>walk in
>order apple pie
>promise to #dumpthetrump
>get discount
>eat up
>stand up to leave
>thank the owners
>whip out your MAGA hat from your back pocket, in front of them
>don it
>make stylish exit
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>>80983108
It's probably fake so they can mobilise the useful idiots
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>>80983395
You mean stylish Brexit.
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>>80983108
>Creggan women
They're our white trash, think they're hard cunts cause they pulled some dolls hair one night after downing some cider.
Unbearable creatures, worst accent in Derry
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>>80960737
i personally love it when local businesses do this because i dont support any of those corrupted politicians. i just bullshit it and get my discount.
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>>80983391
How original
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>>80983391
Isn't it somewhere near London?
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>>80983391
In the occupied six
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>>80983395
>giving them business at all
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>>80960737

>walk in
>say will dump trump
>get 10% discount
>after being served say thanks I will vote for trump
>mfw
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>>80983954
The hotel 2 mins away gets hundreds of Yanks every week, almost all of them retired boomers, it's gonna give them more business guaranteed.
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>>80960737
I'd lie, take the discount, finish eating and hopefully get a chance to say something about make America great again on my way out
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https://www.kikebook.com/princessangry
The manager
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Lads come on, i live close to that shop and I'm willing to participate in some real life meme material. Help me out
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>>80983954
>>80984139
see >>80983946
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>>80984343
Leave an upper-decker. Don't order anything.
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>>80984429
>upper decker
Your southern slang alludes me horse.
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Can any kind anons add me on their fake accounts so I don't look like a bot?
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>>80984343
In the middle of the night, go out there and build a wall right across the front of the place.

If you need money for bricks, I got it. You'll probably need a decent sized crew to do it quickly enough and then flee.
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>>80984559
Shit in the cistern
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>>80960737
you forgot option f)

>be spotted dick munching brit bong
>opinion means jack shit anyway
>be mad and create post on teh 4chin
>reeeee guise!!1
>hear the clock chime 22 bong
>try to cut wrists with plastic cutlery
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>>80984638
That's fucking hilarious. Wonder if I could get enough lads together for it. The cops have a heavy presence there so it'd need to be lightning fast
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>implying trump even has a chance
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>>80984658
>NI
>Britbong
>American education
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>>80984738
If you all dressed up as a work crew with hardhats and a nameboard, the cops and most passerbys wouldn't suspect anything unusual.

HiVis=Invisible
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>>80985090
The fuck do you think this is, GTA?
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>>80984640
Trust orange Italy to come up with this
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>>80960879
This.

Pull out a MAGA hat when they hand you your receipt and walk out with a shit-eating grin.
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>>80981350
That's kinda the point of them advertising like this. They know they're gonna get a lot more business from shill supporters as well as trump supporters who are gonna lie. They want that/
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>>80960737
>Hehe I will go to this restaurant and lie about not voting for Trump
>you still come to their restaurant despite never knowing about this place
If I knew the manager did this intentionally I'd shake his hand, what a smart move.
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>>80985669
>his
>woman
>woman from Creggan
>smart
If only you knew how funny that was
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>>80985669
And as american eats twice or thrice of an irish they still get tons of profit even if someone really deceived them about not voting Trump.Hilarious.
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>>80985172
How about just use wallpaer with a brick design?

That would be easy to apply, a three lad job:
(1) Heavy lad carries and holds stuff
(2) Fast lad slaps on the paste directly to the window
(3) Fast lad and Mate 3 unroll brick design wallpaper and slap it on windows

That is a three minute job at most, all of the equipment can be dumped at the scene.
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Which one of you retards is this?
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>>80962187
>Order massive amounts of food >complain about everything
>ask for check
>scream CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP as I run out the door
>100% discount
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>>80960737

Where is this?
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Stay the fuck out of our shit, you goddamned teaniggers
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Europeans sure care a lot about our election - it is a little bit stalkerish
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>>80964284


Fuck off spud
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>>80960879
Jesus will judge and tell you you're not welcome except in a certain warm place
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Of course it's in an Irish nationalist area of NI
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>Not getting the discount.
>not carving Trump 2016 on the bathroom wall and clogging up a toilet before you leave and doing other cheeky shit
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>>80985669
It's a female manager >>80984310
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>>80963486
hahahaha
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Why does Ireland and Scotland in particular sperg out so hard regarding Trump?

Those two countries along with Germany and Sweden are the only Euro countries autistic enough to actually give a shit about the US elections.
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>>80986460
Pls no bully ;_;
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>>80986059
>Mokoufags are Hillfags
Guess I'm Lunar4life now.
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>>80985964
We need some surveillance of this place at night
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oh fuck is that the stupid cat cafe thing
I live in the holy lands and I can't go one day without seeing a poster for that shit
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Do Northern Irish really say "ya'll"?
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>>80986593
Then stop electing former terrorists Eoin
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>>80986600
I had to pose as a Hilldog supporter senpai. If I didn't then my opinion would be invalidated. But I still find it fun to pretend to be #MentallyHill
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>>80986798
Na, i use it ironically
you might just be looking at my posts, friend
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>>80986798
No, its a cringey roastie running the shop
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>>80960737
well done op, that's another hysterical news article in 2 days about the hacker known as 4chan
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>>80987095
Ok carry on :)
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Say "yes" get the discount
Still voting Trump.
I don't see anything wrong here.
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Literally why do they even care? They can't vote.

Most Americans don't know that Northern Ireland is different from the rest of Ireland.
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>>80960737
I would break that mick niggers window and piss on his floor before I beat his freckled face bloody with my massive American cock.
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>>80974598
>Alan Aardvark.
Kek
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>>80983406

FUCKING TAIGS
GET THEM OUT
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>>80988178
Somebody got the reference <3
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>promise to dump trump
>get 10% discount
>tip MAGA hat to them as you leave
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>>80988089
They'd do the same to you too if you called them a mick, they hate us.
>burger nigger education
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>>80960737
>Promise you'll dump Trump
>Don't
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>>80960737
Where is this
Northern Ireland cities are beyond cucked it is actually pretty sad especially in nationalist areas. There is also a massive marxist youth subculture amongst middle class youths and students so the business is likely doing this to get more customers
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>>80989804
Also they are all hipsters
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>>80981641
its only the Irish who live here, They are predisposed to cuckoldry and Marxism, The protestant areas all voted to leave and everyone i know loves him
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>>80986059
>wee porkies
do they really talk like this?
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>>80990677
>its only the Irish who live here
That's not what july 12th showed lad :^)
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>>80960737
OMFG
I just realised I have been in that place last year when me and a friend went to Derry it is a fucking hipster cafe with che guevara and LGBT stuff on the wall. The food was shit and the waitress was wearing prolbematic glasses. Yeah it is a fucking hole, but then again so is everywhere in Derry
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>>80990892
what do u mean?
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>>80960737
Send them BLM.
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>>80990839
you never had a wee porkiee?

it's a irish delicacy, baked pork and wee in a pie
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>>80992286
it's a food item?

>you telling wee porkies?
what did he mean by this? i assumed it was slang for telling a lie
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>>80960737
Ah, Northern Ireland. The land that time forgot (and that no one wants).

Who cares what these uncultured savages want. They support republican and loyalist terrorists and fail at literally everything they do. Leave them to their worship of wood and general rioting.
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>>80991437
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take a dump in the restaurant only real answer
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>>80989360
>implying you Irish faggots could do anything.
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>>80962366
A Greek that understands basic math and business principles? Are you an expatriot? If so, you need to get back home ASAP, they need you desperately.
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>>80994288
well we were the first to split the atom and made the ejector seat but we don't flaunt it also neck yourself.
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>>80992708
>it's a food item?
no. wee is scottish/nordy slang for little. porkie is english slang for lie.
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>>80995414

Don't forget that faggot Bell who did something very important for quantum physics.
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>>80960737
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>>80960737
>>80999177

TRUMP 2016

FUCK THE COMMIES

FUCK THE IRA

#KILLALLMUSLIMS
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>>80999177
This being /pol/, I expect to see a petition demanding that the Daíl reinstate that poor little pop-up pub that closed in response to there being communisms next door once one of the anons figures out how to use change.org.
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I will fix Northern Ireland... JUST YOU WAIT
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>>80998798
fuck off teeth nigger wasn't talking to you. chip chip cheerio yourself out of the thread you fucking troglodyte biscuit munching ape.
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>>80995414
>well we were the first to split the atom
oh to be sure, I remember it well, begorrah. twas the time fitspatrick and fitsmichael were arguying tover der lost of gods own pint o guiness it was, so it ws, oh yes, good crack, begorrah
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>>81004230
>state something that is true
>triggered brit appears
What's the matter lad?
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>>81004354
it's banter mate, not sure it's reached your ol cesspered oisle yet, boyo

hint: your supposed to humourously insult me back
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>>80995414
>we were the first to split the atom
Technically it was an Irishman and a Brit working together who did it.
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>>81004563
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>>81004563
alright
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>>81004846
>>81005139
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>>81005510
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>>81005510
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>>80960737
Chuck a brick through it
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>>80983088
>>80983406
Nope, they're watching
Praise Kek
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>>81005716
>>81005625
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>>80960737
pls don't be taigs pls don't be taigs
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>>81005809
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>>81005789
Kek I hope this is real
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>>80960737
holy shit a 20 cent discount on a beverage I am now #HillaryArtillery
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>>81005789
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
THEY POSTED MY POST HOLY FUCK
CAN I GET SOME (You)s TO CELEBRATE
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>>81005809
WTF Ireland is white as fuck, it's like Poland what are you saying?

>Ethnic groups
96.4% White
1.7% Asian
1.1% Black
0.8% Other[4][5
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>>80960737
>Ireland
>Relevant

Nobody here cares what a bunch of teat-sucking potatoniggers have to say, perhaps someone should share the news.
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>>80986445

Lying is acceptable when you're doing it for the God Emperor. It's called trumpqiyya
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>>81006190
kek, did you just go and make that for me?

yeah, we're proper fucked begorrah

don't let it happen to you, fellow white man

>>81006487
when is that from?
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>>81006476
Congrats
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>>81006476
have a (You) on me lad

>>81006487
>white
>like Poland
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT5TEk-1dhI
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>>80960737
>go into store
>checking out
>"fuck trump btw"
>get discount
>turn around to leave
>just kidding, MAGA
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>>81006935
Yes white like Poland, it's just 3% behind in terms of whiteness
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