1. Faggots LOVE Swisher Sweets
2. EBT (food stamp) users will always buy booze instead of bread or water
3. Niggers always question the total price of their items
4. Jews will always use pennies from the coin jar next to the register
5. Tumblrinnas have no patience if you're away from the register doing something (I rush to the register as soon as I see someone there).
6. White men are the best customers
>>80931108
7. Jews have higher IQs than all other people and this is why they are overrepresented as Nobel Prize winners and as billionaires.
>>80931108
You are a cashier?
Swisher sweets are smoked by almost no one they are shitty cigars. 90% of your customers buying them are going to empty it and roll a weed blunt with it. I can tell you from experience.
>>80931259
You learned that from CNN famalam.
>>80931259
Shalom
>>80931359
Really? Most people who buy swishers at my store have either dyed hair or facial piercings.
>>80931108
7. Smokers are impatient fuckers who can't wait 30 seconds for you to get the cigarettes they desperately need, but only their brand because apparent not all acrid smelling smoke sticks taste the same.
>>80931259
>>80931259
You mean (((Nobel Prize))) winners, of course.
>>80931622
This as well.
>>80931622
no they don't all taste the same you fucking retard.
>>80931108
Niggers and eurofags don't tip, I tip 20% cuz I'm not a stingy bastard. I put money back into pockets of the peopl e around me, I give to charities; in particular to the local homeless shelter.
I end up paying 16 or 17 thousand a year in taxes.
Neets die without the people like me.
>>80931259
just like Obama's nobel Peace prize for Libya, right?
>>80931359
Not being racist bully but are you big?
>>80931494
Yeah, and then they go and empty the tobacco out and replace it with weed. The only people who actually smoke Swishers are extremely poor black people and street people.
>>80931919
I once had an English woman give me a $10 after helping her carry a shit load of soda to her car.
>>80931259
Get fucked /pol/ based America
>>80931108
>>80931622
8. There are people above the age of 40 who still put their bottles across the belt rather than along. Mostly women, but I've seen fucking STEM students do it.
Does anyone have any nigger stories from their jobs?
