Happening Australia
HEAVILY ARMED POLICE IN MELBOUNE'S SOUTH WEST
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/07/14/12/56/heavily-armed-police-surround-vic-motel
>>80921171
How cute Australia's trying to mimic us burgers.
>>80921171
Bumping for interest
>>80921271
Our law enforcement emulates yours; we have a heap of cross training
.
>>80921171
Well shit, I'm like 5 minutes drive from there... and I go to that pub from time to time...
Is it a gun free zone?
>>80921171
Unleash the emus my brothers!
>>80921171
b-but we have strict gun control!!!
Current situation in Melbourne
> large amount of shootings between different criminal elements. Mafia lawyer killed in ambush.
> bikie gangs amassing weapons, burning down each other strip clubs
> African kids run riot downtown. Also ganging up, beating, mugging lone white kids
> operation Appleby foils many idiot jihadists. Most recently teenager finally found guilty for plot to behead a policeman at last years Anzac day commerations.
> security stepped up at St Kilda area Jewish schools and synagogues after increased threats from the muslim communities.
> blm march being planned
Yeah, Melbourne, no thanks.
Was someone spotted walking around with a butter knife?
>Cuckstralia
http://www.areanews.com.au/story/4029916/grenade-found-on-griffiths-main-street-photos/?cs=670
Griffith is in Lockdown at the moment, live grenade found in the main Street.
>Having another country's flag in your own flag
>>80925078
>>80924948
B-but they said gun control worked in Australia. How can this be?
>>80921271
If you lot break out the water cannons and unleashed police dogs, it would make it easier for the rest of us to clamp down on these cunts as well.
>>80925284
>>80924935
>>80924140
Every single thread, the burger brigade arrives so they can justify their no-sense gun laws to themselves. Keep that shit out of our threads, you're only lying to yourselves.
>>80925469
this
>>80925469
/thread
>>80921171
good morning straya
>>80925517
>>80925502
>>80925469
Goddamn the samefagging is real today.
>>80925469
>>80925502
You're embarrassing yourself mate, post ID's are a thing
>>80925517
>>80925502
>>80925469
>australianshitpostingdance.webm
new much?
>>80925424
how i long for the good old days.
It's a /pol/ack whose gotten sick of Aussies shitposting here and has decided to take measures into his own hands.
>>80921171
>Melbourne
And nothing of value was lost
>>80925758
puhleeze...
You leaf's have taken over the mantle of shitposter's in chief.
Where have you been?
>>80925469
Ask yourself this shill.
>robber comes into bank
>threatens to take all sheckles with gun
>starts taking hostages
Would you rather have a gun or a cell phone with 911 dialing?
>>80925758
>t. Butthurt leaf
>>80925597
Keking my balls off.
/thread
>>80925742
How we all do.
You lead the way once.
I hate to say it, but you need to be the torch bearer here.
>>80925284
It did exactly what it was meant to do.
>>80925867
I dont think a phone with 911 dialing would do you very much good in melbourne cobba
CONFIRMED REPORTS OF 64 HOSTAGES.
CONFIRMED REPORTS OF 64 HOSTAGES.
CONFIRMED REPORTS OF 64 HOSTAGES.
Holy fuck guys
>>80925867
>walk into a bank
>robber has a 6 inch knife because guns cost thousands on the black market
>do a 360 and walk away
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>>80926033
>No guns make everything safer! Those kinds of shootings would never happen here!
>>80926100
nice dubs bro
>>80926033
He must have been using an assault spoon or something. There's no way he could have a gun or something
>>80926181
Love how contradictory this faggots post is lmao.
>>80926181
You do know we can own guns?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Australia
>>80925833
Indeedy
Can you install some nuclear freedom in that area of our country for us?
Thanks
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
FOOKIN STRAYA CUNT
>>80925833
Can you show Melbourne American freedom like you guys did to Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, ect.
>>80926325
Say no more ramjets in 30
>The Westside has been robbed multiple times, including an incident in 2012 when notorious criminal Christopher "Badness" Binse used a shotgun to steal $235,000 from Armaguard staff.
>Christopher "Badness" Binse
What kind of shitty display do you have to do to get a nickname like this?
>Police have taken a man into custody and are leaving a Laverton motel they had earlier surrounded.
>Aerial images show a man being taken into custody around 1.15pm.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/armed-police-surround-laverton-motel-20160714-gq5kv2.html
wow its fucking nothing
>>80926325
I like how even the yanks know Melbourne is a SJW shit hole.
I love watching Melbourne get Enriched. Our cancer is killing itself before it can spread.
>>80926181
>it's an "Americucks hijack a thread to talk about their faggy penis shooters" episode
>>80921171
>Melbourne
And nothing was lost. Except Nick Cave. If they cap Nick Cave, I'm goin' to war
>>80926566
The fuck is that
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
love this meme
>>80926609
A guy. Ya fuckin' blind or somethin'?
>>80926492
My mom is actually australian and i have dual citizenship so thats why i know about Melbourne being a shithole
>>80925070
CONFIRMED REPORTS OF 35 DEAD 87 INJURED. GUNMAN STILL INSIDE WITH HOSTAGES
CONFIRMED REPORTS OF 35 DEAD 87 INJURED. GUNMAN STILL INSIDE WITH HOSTAGES
CONFIRMED REPORTS OF 35 DEAD 87 INJURED. GUNMAN STILL INSIDE WITH HOSTAGES
>>80925517
Looks like you Abbo idiots mixed up your shitposting shifts
>>80926181
I see what you're onto
>>80926276
>>80926100
>>80925517
>>80925502
>>80925469
This meme has gotta stop. Plz remove yourself melbournite.
>>80926795
A FUCKING LEAF
>mfw we will see the emu war 2.0
>>80926730
Get the fuck outaa here ya guy you.
>>80925469
Poor delusional australians have to alienate free people just to rationalize to themselves about living in a nanny state
>>80926840
>Austrailia
Lol nobody cares.
Faggot.
>>80926730
>>80926730
cmon dont get our hopes up. thats why no one respects aussies
>>80926955
this desu
>>80926840
I'll one up you faggot.
>>80926938
Not being able to buy automatic weapons = nanny state. Oh im so oppressed by my government, my life is ruined
>fuckoffyoufaggotcunt.jpg
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>ID: 8ZxZhj/w
>Agreeing with his own posts
>Forgot about IDs
You must be an Abo. Or a Jew.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
Do you not understand the concept of post ID's? Australian autism back at it again.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>8ZxZhj/w
>xZionhistjust/cewarrior
>>80925469
I bet you'll change your mind when Apex breaks down your door and you can't legally do a fucking thing to defend yourself you fuckin cunt
>>80926033
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/armed-police-surround-laverton-motel-20160714-gq5kv2.html
>>80927085
you can't get automatic firearms in most states in the US, yet we can still buy guns for self defence.
The butthurt is real tonight
>>80927253
Thank you mate
>>80927253
THANK YOU MATE
>>80927038
Gotta collect them all.
If I attack some Americans can we become banter status?!?!
>>80927331
Wew
>>80927345
Well enjoy your guns and freedom when you're living in a FEMA camp.
>>80927385
I wish there was more of those cards. Don't know why it was only us made.
>>80927372
Cuck trader/traitor. You cucked to the cucks down below some cucks. Trudeau's pet
Are australian cops similar to british cops?
>>80927497
Trudeau's a sexy prime minister, no shame. You're probably one of those countryside hicks who hates Toronto too.
>>80927617
KEK
>>80924948
>gang warfare, somalian niggers, mudslimes and white guilt faggots
is jus leik muh vidyA
>>80927617
lololol, that made me kek
but nah, ours have Glawks and tasers and spray and batons etc.
>>80927648
Nobody in the right mind would support a muslim loving gaylord PM such as that shitter.
Also have fun in 2017 when your streets and communities are overrun with mexican gangs selling crack on street corners and stabbing canadians who walk down the wrong streets, all thanks to your cocksucker of a PM
>>80926730
dont you dare play with my fear like that
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
ITT: Reddit's Australian's first day on /pol/
Nice try fucktard, everyone knows all three of those posts are you.
>>80927929
>Americucks jelly that their president will be either an old hag or a sentient toupee
Nothing Gun Free Zones and Political Corrects can Fix
>>80927648
>Born n raised in Moncton NB and spent most of my life in Alberta in both rural and urban areas.
>I represent both our history, and our Savior/continual Savior in future years too.
>What is pure white genes German and French and contributor to highest GDP province in country
> I don't hate Toronto just the shitty people like (presumably:::you))
>>80926100
>Walk into /pol/
>Samefag
>>80927085
lol ignorant aussie, the U.S doesn't openly sell automatic weapons you have to pay shit tons of money and go through an outrageous background check.
>>80925758
Canada's just a gayer, colder, worse version of Australia.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
I feel like this guy is actually trying to bait us.......
>>80926276
>>80926100
How long will he samefag?
>>80926100
>guns cost thousands on the black market
Hahahaha who in the fuck told you this?
>>80928072
where's weed mans weed?
>>80926730
none of the hostages are able to defend themselves from the lone attacker.
>if only they had guns.
>>80928360
But guns are scary.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
This is professional level shitposting.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
Australian shit posting at its finest.
Canadians can never reach your level.
>>80928432
Just habeeb in the Donald >>80928459
you can do it
You have to defend yo self.
>>80928161
>Alberta
>the Texas of Canada
>not a joke
How's that fire treating you by the way?
>>80924948
The chaos is hitting some of the wealthier areas too. Hipster central Fitzroy has had a couple of "youth riots", the inner eastern suburbs are where most of the carjackings are happening. The inner north and south are where the bikies operate.
When it comes to Melbourne most of the outspoken socialist and leftist elements come from the wealthier inner city areas. Those same areas are getting enriched.
Melbourne has seen a 12+% rise in crime (particularly violent crime) within the last year alone.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
Make yo self and yo Land Great Again
Make Earth Great Again
Vote Trump God Bless.
>>80928532
Nice proxie use along with Double agent element leads me to believe your a Jew first, Canuck second. Go attend a pride parade
>>80925867
>bank deposits are insured by the federal government
Why would he need hostages? Why would you get involved, you dumb fuck? It makes no difference to you if he walks out with ten million - your money is safe.
Please tell us more about your fantasies of blowing armed robbers away like it's one of your vidyas.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
He's not even trying anymore.
>>80928691
Case and point.
You just try too hard
>>80924948
Whoa whoa whoa wait.
> blm march being planned
Do you have this shit there as well?
>>80928618
I have a friend who lived in Melbourne but got the fuck out cause the dindus are taking over.
>>80928604
Not affected by it personally and DC about those that I don't know just like you feel when something bad happens to random you don't know
>Inb4 edge Lord
Do you get 'offended?' awwww poor logger (((triggered))) lily. Sad face.
The Avian state has claimed responsibility.
Witnesses stated they heard the attackers screaming "Gallah ackbar" and "takbird" some managed to escape through a rear exit only to have flocks of corvids feast upon their eyes.
>>80925935
they disarmed the public law abiding citizen pretty well mang
>>80928845
yes
it's the hipsters
>>80928699
but he wants your teeth and ears for his necklace too.
>so while they are getting the cash ready to try and make him leave he is going around with a pistol and some pliers lazily waving the gun around screeching in his language.
Would you really say you'd rather blow your rape whistle than a handgun of your own ?
Or even your Katana?
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
Still the kings of shitposting. Leafs got nothing.
>>80925517
I'm now a cruzmissile
>>80929171
this
>>80928912
>namefag
>le posting sad face
I knew Albertans were degenerates. This is just more evidence.
>>80929214
/thread
>melbourne
not even once
>>80929234
this
>>80927253
THANK YOU MATE
>>80929316
>attack in Melbourne
And nothing of value was lost.png
>>80921605
shitpost aussie faggot
i for one welcome the burning to the ground of Melbourne.
>>80927253
i went to piss at fed square a few weeks ago and there was a lone sudanese bloke (probably around 22/23) in there. he was tall but lanky, I probably would have came out on top but I was concerned he would bum rush me when i had my dick out pissing
>>80925893
Nah, I think the beacon for actual law enforcement will come from somewhere within Europe. I really believe the refugees will eventually push one country far enough to force them to really beef up their law enforcement, and other countries will follow suit.
>>80925502
>>80925517
embrace the meme
>>80921605
>>80928879
To say they are taking over is a bit of a stretch. That said you need to be careful pretty much everywhere in the city now. Everyone is aware of the problem though, and there isn't the backlash against speaking out against it like there would have been 5 years ago.
Most people still seem to hold quite "progressive" values around things like gay marriage and those things are still taking priority when people vote. Hence the Greens getting pretty high primary voter support. I don't think most people are particularly thrilled about the issues with the African youths though. At best I think people are tolerant, but only because they are putting the priority on voting on other issues.
Anyone here an undergrad at Melb uni?
this thread is real Australian hours
>>80930205
what time is it in burger land?
TANKS IN 30
>>80930454
O shit it's real, turn on 9 news
>>80930426
1- 3 am.
>>80930454
just heard this on the radio
>>80930454
this
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
Fookin top banter
>>80930454
Fuark its real
>>80930454
as a fellow aussie, can confirm this is true
>>80930454
JUST SAW 4 TANKS ROLLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY WTF IS GOING ON
>>80926609
Typical drug affected proto hipster Melbournite lounger.
>>80928845
saw an add for it on my uni page. it'll be less than 100 edgy uni students who go. Most people commented on it asking why it was even happening
>>80930454
and here was me thinking you were kidding...
>Cuckstralia
>Lelbourne is a multicultural progressive city
LMFAO. What a fucking shithole.
>Yea Nah Fuck off we're full of degeneracy
Seems about right
>>80930454
really, i haven't heard anything about it here, and nothing on abc news either
So are you guys invaded by China or what?
>>80930454
Sheeeiit guys, there literally soldiers in the streets, wtf is going on
>>80930789
You're trying too hard now. Tone it down about 3 shitposts
>>80921171
Just another crackhead. Just give him some gatoraid and Rockstar tropical and send him on his way.
>>80930454
What...
The...
Fuck...
>>80921171
bumping for dead Aussies
>>80930454
this has to be bait, nce try dumbass
>>80930454
>mfw i just saw police storm my neighbours house
>>80930454
FUCK OFF
Literally nothing is happening, it never does
>>80930454
If I see this shitty meme one more fucking time
> twitter melbourne
> news so boring, only talks of a train and some lady falling with her baby from a balcony
get fucked australian shitposters
>>80921171
9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot 9 hostages shot
>>80930454
he thinks people will fall for this...
mamma merkel is displeased with Australia's racism.
>>80930454
WTF@
Why the fuck is there a tank in my street?
>>80930454
Can confirm. Adelaide here. Just saw a bunch of soldiers in the streets. It's really fucking happening.
>>80928051
>can't comprehend advanced shitposting
git gud m8
>>80921605
>EMUlates
>>80927253
THANK YOU MATE
>>80929532
God, it needs to happen soon.
Never seen so many people so angry.
>>80930454
>tfw I just heard a stealth bomber flying over my house
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>>80921171
I hate happening threads posted by Aussies. The flag means I always actually have to read the link to make sure they aren't fucking with me instead going straight to sperging out in the thread.
>>80925502
You fucking cheeky cunt
>>80930454
my brothers friend works for the military and he's not answering his phone...
wtf guys...
Can we shill to the media that the man involved is Sam 'neo-nazi white supremacist' Hyde?
>>80930454
THERE'S ACTUALLY TANKS IN MY STREET
>>80921171
I go there all the time. Decent cheap feed, better than 520 which is just up the road. They used to have topless waitress nights there too but I think the femicunts got wind of it and shut it down.
>>80930454
wtf is this shit? Tanks? u sreious?
>>80931544
yeah thats the name of the guy hold up in the motel.
>>80930454
THE TOP ARMY GENERAL IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR WTF IS GOING ON
>>80931898
good thing ur armed... oh wait
>>80931483
But it's even worse with threads posted by Canadians
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>he doesn't realize we can see who's posting
>>80930426
10:30-1:30 ignore that other faggot who cant afford a clock and hasnt opened his blinds or seen light since he got fired from his first job 10 years ago after trying to fuck a preschooler
>>80925730
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>>80927253
Thank you mate
>>80928943
God damned galahs, bet they were veterans of the Emu war, that's probably why the Avian state has taken a lot of our land
>>80931764
I think channel 7 and 9 need to know about this
>>80931411
>tfw the RAR is occupying Perth and executing degenerates
Anyone got a stream?
>>80932857
>Implying we can afford a stream
>>80932857
No bandwidth mate
>>80932857
>>80932974
WHERE IS BRO-DRONE WHEN YOU NEED HIM
>>80921171
I hope the rest of Australia builds a fucking wall to contain the degenerate state that is melcoalbourners.
>>80933185
>melcoalbourners
>>80926308
Yea. The same way a six year old can own a gun here. "Its yours, but let mommy and daddy hold on to it for you. But you can come and look at it whenever you want!"
0/10 for thinking this is ownership.
>>80925284
Your motherfucking attorney general doesn't even know breaking the law is illegal why even follow laws?
Laverton?
When I lived near there it was just an extension of the junkies from Werribee.
Also, more mafia shit? Thought that died down 15 years ago or whenever it was culminating in the 'gangland killings'.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>>80927617
Is this a lost episode of Benny Hill?
>yfw their coming to take out maxmoefoe and filthy frank
>>80925078
>http://www.areanews.com.au/story/4029916/grenade-found-on-griffiths-main-street-photos/?cs=670
>The woman said she had never heard of anything like that happening in Griffith before.
is she fucking aware of where she lives? it's fucking griffith. i'm sure those mobster cunts ahve got plenty of shit in the area.
>>80934395
>>the grenade appears to be a “Mk II pineapple grenade”. He said the grenades were an American device commonly used in WWII, the Korean War and Vietnam War.
FALSE FLAG BY MURICANS
Bampen, anything happening down there?
>>80933550
There are only laws here when the police iz around anywayz
Thank you for the 95 (You)'s /pol/
>>80937336
Surprise, surprise... the Australian was shitposting the whole time. pic related:
>ausfag shitposting station
>>80934034
Nah mate, the mafia stuff is brewing again. Back in May there was a two week period with about 15 different shooting incidents.
It's settled down a bit in the last few weeks. But a dude was shot couple nights ago while sitting in his car at Dallas. And a womans body was found 2 days ago on the beach. She had been set on fire. Also two weeks back Preston cop shop was shot at.
Melbourne is a weird place. I wonder how much longer they can trade of that livable city bullshit. Surely people are seeing the city for what its worth. Especially with those Apex baboons.
>>80938631
Don't you mean shitpost post?
>>80939541
fuckin top shit mate, I'd frame it and hang it on the wall
>>80939192
>captcha: glass detroit (not even kidding on this one)
>>80939736
How do you know what the catpcha is before you write the post?
>>80925839
I don't much like that friend.
>>80928051
>being this new
lurk more
>>80939009
Thought a lot of Melbourne was shit back in the day, but none of these things were even on the radar for the most part.
>>80921171
Operation Blackmirror
>>80939152
>>80921171
>>80921435
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POLICE STATES
>>80925469
go kill yourself
>>80940401
too good
>>80931251
>some lady falling with her baby from a balcony
Yeah, they joys of living upside down
>>80926609
Dude made some fucking cool, dark music.
>>80925469
Stop hanging out on a USA website then fish and chips wannabe
>>80925469
Says cucked faggot that can't defend himself from small Muslim pepe like one in pic.
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
Fucking kek
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>>80925867
Or I could live in a country with no Niggers and banks don't get robbed
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>>80928650
>>80925469
>>80925502
>>80925517
>>80921670
Kek
>tfw no bf
s-should i just move to melb?
>>80921171
Wtf is going on?
>>80921171
Release the snakes
>>80927253
THANK YOU, MATE!
>>80942277
Snek?
>>80943401
SNEK?!
>>80924948
this is hilarious. i've been to melbourne a few times, it seems like the hipster capital is reaching critical mass and we're close to the event horizon
>>80927253
OI m8
Thank ye moight
