What the hell is happening here?
Everywhere I go; pokemon go. I've never heard people talking so much about something as much as this. Best selling app of all time, more users then tinder and twitter, celeberties using it, politicans using it, kids adults elderly using it, non stop news, sports teams using it, businesess marketing it, etc.
What the fuck?
>>80916431
>tfw still not up in Canada
I mean I could make an American account but I don't really give that much of a fuck.
Anyways, Pokemon is the shit.
>>80916431
>Pokemon battles will become a sport event in your lifetime
>Pokemon Training will now be a career
>Pokemon study and research will be a top qualified job
wew
>>80916431
It's honestly shit. I downloaded it and played for about 2 minutes before I uninstalled.
I haven't seen a single person playing this game and I live in the most populous city in america.
>Seen a could pokefags walking around my neighborhood earlier
>they were all dressed up and carrying waking canes
Pretty sad
>don't have a smart phone
>don't leave the house
>want to play Pokemon Go
>>80916431
I 3ven saw a porno story about it. Shheesh, man.
>>80916652
>Pokemon battles will become a sport event in your lifetime
There's already big important tournaments. I don't think they're on a level eith Magic but they're a big deal.
>>80916536
Nigger you better be buying pokemon stock
>>80916431
>tfw not falling for the latest mindcontrol ploy
>>80916827
use your pc to spoof
>>80916796
what city? they like to hang out near gyms and pokestops
>>80916693
you know you have to leave the basement in order to fully experience the game right?
>>80916739
thats because you have to leave ur apt u NEET
>>80916431
there are like 30-45 people playing in the middle of my town right now
town population about 560
the 4th of july less people were outside
WTF is this jew magic
It's the second coming of Pokémania.
>>80916953
Which is exactly why I uninstalled it. That and I don't like giving away my personal info on an app.
>people justifying the game by saying they are "going outside"
>aimlessly walk around staring at cell phone trying to swipe something that doesn't actually exist
>pay for boosts and premium options with your wageslave bux
>awkwardly eyeball some other loser that is staring at his cell phone
>cell phone CEOs greedily rubbing their hands together due to idiots blowing up their data
>>80916739
How would you know? Its just ppl staring at there phones...
"Adult" children are so disgusting, I'm only glad my generation can watch you embarrass yourselves so we don't make the same mistakes. You're in your thirties, balding, skinnyfat, and you're walking around waving your phone in the air playing a children's game about catching magical cartoon animals. How about acting like a fucking man? Your grandfathers killed communists and fixed cars for fun, and here you are gleefully hatching a fucking cartoon mouse egg. Fuck. You. Millenials.
>>80916953
Go outside.
Chase pokemans.
Capture a ton, hold 7 gyms in area.
Game is shit.
>TFW the pokemon craze causes a huge upswing in pokemon card prices.
Get ready to sell those 1st edition charizard's boys.
I can't wait for the south park episode about this
>>80917625
The only way you could be more of an internet tough guy is if you posted the seal pasta.
>>80917353
>>80917400
>>80917625
>why would anyone buy a car? A horse is way cheaper doesn't break down every few miles and you can even eat it in a time of hunger.
>>80916827
bluestacks + gps spoof
You're welcome
Haven't been into pokemon since sapphire. All my friends downloaded it so I downloaded it today. Don't know if it's shit or not yet because I got it after work and running errands and didn't feel like going back out.
>>80917768
this desu
>>80917707
>tfw I sold mine for $5
God-Emperor was not around to teach 10 year old me how to make a deal.
It's pretty fun and clever and while I acknowledge that it's a datamining jew ploy so are our every smartphone, operating system, web browser, etc. The very roads we drive on are mind-control jew tools to keep us trapped and plan our entire economies, so go outside and look at the pale blobbos and play your fucking PokeJew and have fun.
>>80916431
>be normie
>ruin everything
>>80916431
its a fun game desu
>>80917400
>2016
>not having unlimited data
hows boost mobile treating you?
>you can catch Ghastly, Koffing, and Drowsee at DC Holocaust Museum
>>80917993
Because someone found a Koffing there, apparently.
>>80917829
Shut up, Ahmed
This was the single most stupid shit i ever read ...... besides the german law
>>80916431
It's fun, free, and has 20 years of name recognition and public goodwill, is it really so surprising?
This is why I bought a blackberry, so I can't play these shit games even if I wanted to. I still have a browser, but no games and only text/voice for communication.
>>80917042
No, it's Jap magic.
Jews fear the samurai.
>>80917768
>>80917953
t. adults that passionately watch children's cartoons
>>80917829
What does that have to do with acting like a child at the age of 30? Think of a man you respect. Can you picture him unwinding from a hard day's work by pretending to catch cartoon lizards?
>tfw you have an old ass phone with wifi or apps.
I really want to play this, what good phones I should look into buying? My significant other suggested a nexon.
it's breddy gud
>>80918240
Whats your next phone gonna be?
>>80916431
>All you should know about this game.
>>80918301
Anything with Windows 10
>>80918301
Meant with no wifi or apps
>>80918266
Projection: The Post
>>80918318
Top shekels
>>80918266
Autist
>>80916953
Underrated comment
>>80918301
Damn near any phone will play it, this isn't fucking VR...yet
>>80918337
OMG I hope my fund has stock in Nintendo!
>>80918331
dunno, since they are discontinuing the classic I don't really know. i like the mechanical keyboard and non-google spying. Sure, the mounties have the decryption key but at least its not a corporation.
>Genwun only
>>80918266
>gets upset about adults enjoying childrens entertainment
>on a forum dedicated to japanese kid cartoons
My dad works for nintendo.AMA
>Niantic, Inc. is a software development company best known for the augmented reality mobile games Ingress and Pokémon GO. It was formed by Keyhole, Inc. founder John Hanke in 2010
>Keyhole, Inc., founded in 2001, was a pioneering software development company specializing in geospatial data visualization applications and was acquired by Google in 2004. Initially launched as a spin-off of Intrinsic Graphics, first round funding came from a Sony venture capital fund and others, additional capital came from an NVIDIA bundling deal, from the CIA's venture capital arm In-Q-Tel, with the majority of In-Q-Tel' funds coming from the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, and from angel investor Brian McClendon (who later came on as a board member and VP). Keyhole's marquee application suite, Earth Viewer, emerged as the highly successful Google Earth application in 2005; other aspects of core technology survive in Google Maps, Google Mobile and the Keyhole Markup Language.
>The name "Keyhole" is also a homage to the KH reconnaissance satellites, the original eye-in-the-sky military reconnaissance system now some 50 years old.
>John Hanke, CEO – previously worked in "foreign affairs" in Washington DC, Myanmar & Indonesia.
>>80918266
Kill yourself king of normies.
>>80918563
ayyyyy
>>80917734
this
>>80917625
Look at mister "guys who like thing I don't aren't real men" guess you're going to say someone isn't a true Scotsman next.
>>80916431
>App that gets basement dwelling gen wunners to go out and experience all the advertising the world has to offer
>Just have to pay some 20 year old to make your spot a gym, or pay nintendo to make your spot a pokestop, and you'll get tons of no lifers to come in and hang out
It's not that difficult to understand.
Just the braindead millenials being distracted from reality by a wedding between nostalgia and a gimmick
Grown ups playing games designed for 8 year olds, their schooling has been super effective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeEWPbTad_Q
>>80916431
>still no Flip servers
Fuck this why cant we island niggers join the hype?
>>80916431
pokefags should be gassed
srsly grow up pokefags
>>80918062
>unlimited data
bet yours costs more than mine friend.
THE FIRE RISES
>>80918145
fucking lol
>>80918318
PAYDAY!
>>80918862
you get what you pay for daddy-o
Team Valor is taking over this website!
>>80916848
Too late, already gained 50% fuckign percent since launch, buying in now is risky.
>>80918643
https://archive.is/vWj2Z
>For some users with iPhones, signing into the game with the most convenient option – using your Google account – allows the gaming company to read your emails.
>That's because the Pokemon Go app gets "full access" to your Google account. It's something most apps don't dare demand.
>Google settings state that "full access" means Pokemon Go "can see and modify nearly all information in your Google Account."
>That includes access to email, according to Google.
>>80918952
mfw paying $40 CAD
Meanwhile some plebs are still using Bell or Rogers and paying $100+ for limited
>>80916431
REMINDER THAT GOOGLE IS USING THIS SHIT FOR SOME..... NEFARIOUS PLOT
>>80916431
It is a perfect storm
Now it is cool for grown adults to act as kids
Pokemon is mainstream enough for everyone to know
It is on mobile
It has nostalgia
>>80919086
>not having a 2nd account
>>80916431
Let's start a Team Rocket anti-Pokemon Go team.i
>>80918548
obviously, then you get 6 ''expac'' whenever you feel ready to make another mound of dosh
>>80919086
That was already fixed.
>>80919157
$45 a month for unlimited call, text, and data maplenigger
>>80919305
It's called team nigger.
>>80916431
Quite simple my dear OP, the masses have found a means to indulge in shameless degeneracy without having to suffer judgment. You could try until the sun rises from the west and sets in the east to convince me that a grown man playing this is not utterly pathetic, but you would fail. If nothing else, it is a good mark of decadence, that you may know who is of an inferior breed, undeserving of the time allotted to him. Let them play OP, the masses have always been distracted with games, this is no different, only the name and gameplay have changed.
Post your mons /pol/
>>80919580
>>80916431
It's too damn fun. If you played it, you would understand.
>>80919510
I get unlimited everything except data (which is 7GB) for $40/month
>> That's good enough for me because when I'm at home, the phone is using wifi
>>80916431
>HUH...WUH..H-HOW COULD SOMETHING..BE POPULAR?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
kys
>>80919282
>implying normies have a second account
>>80919492
shouldn't have been a problem in the first place
So how does Pokemon GO tie into In-Q-Tel and Data-mining? Pokemon GO utilizes taking geotagged video and pictures. This data while used for gameplay, can and is relayed to Niantic. Remember this company was funded by the CIA, and created from a company that specializes in mass-data collection software. Do you really think this is a coincidence?
Their EULA says that they can log data from users.
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>>80919569
>Rant about the inferior masses beneath him
>Rots away on 4chan
You should strongly consider playing in traffic
>>80919645
what team do you choose faam??
>>80919775
Every website logs these things even fucking 4chan.
>>80919775
>So how does Pokemon GO tie into In-Q-Tel and Data-mining? Pokemon GO utilizes taking geotagged video and pictures. This data while used for gameplay, can and is relayed to Niantic. Remember this company was funded by the CIA, and created from a company that specializes in mass-data collection software. Do you really think this is a coincidence?
i saw an infographic explaining this the other day. do you have that?
>>80919510
pretty sloppy deal. I get all that, and the same roaming in the US for $40. And that's 40 of our discountbux
You weren't around in the late 90s, were you, OP?
>>80916431
We must defeat the evil power!
>>80916431
It's the latest and greatest in freemium shovelware with a swanky brand name attached. I'll admit the gimmick is cool in theory, but it's a public annoyance at best and a public safety hazard at worst.
The number of manchildren wandering the streets too busy looking at their pokemanz to watch where they're walking has increased a thousandfold overnight, and a fucking poke-hotspot or whatever has no business being at the front door of a fucking health care clinic.
And for all that the gameplay isn't appreciably better than the ancient gameboy pokemon games that ate my childhood, arguably it's worse because of the "you don't have to pay but you probably should if you don't want to grind for ten fuckbillion hours" game structure.
>>80916431
>TFW I'm Asian
>TFW I don't play Pokemon GO
>TFW everybody is now weaboo
>TFW everything is all about worldly things
>>80919981
rojo amigo
>>80919569
nigga look in the mirror lol
>>80916431
I can't wait for the Pokemon Go players to get fucking rekt in Cleveland during the riots. I am so fucking excited.
>>80917353
Kek
>>80917707
>mint condition in sealed container
That was a gift but I'd like a reason to dig it out and show it off to the people I call friends.
>the Wii U is a titanic failure
>only the Virtual Boy sold worse for Nintendo
>the PS4 is absolutely mopping the floor with them
>Nintendo heading towards complete irrelevance, kids only want Minecraft and adults have grown up and moved on
>and then
>one fucking mobile phone app exceeds the Wii U's lifetime sales
>IN ONE WEEK
Why would they even bother competing with Sony in the home market anymore?
>>80920003
>every website does it
>it doesn't matter, it's just one more service spying on you
>never mind this has location data and video info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJG4aEtKeUw
>>80920046
I don't have it, I can look for it though
With this much attention I wonder just how much Pokemon Sun and Moon will sell. Its interesting. Nintendo made deals with DeNa, and their first mobile "game" lived for like a week and flunked afterwards, meanwhile this game...
If they somehow dont pull in insane amount of sales for their next release, I'm going to laugh so hard
the app runs like hogwash, although it's gotten better in just the last few days.
hopefully now that nintendo's stock is up $8bn they'll throw a strike team on this and make it good
>>80918266
You're aware that no Canadians are respectable right?
>>80918266
>came back for seconds
I think the boipussy is wetter second time around
>Captach is waterfalls
Fuck it. Trips Trump Triumphs
>>80916431
A video game becoming real is the main appeal. Everyone's wanted to go on an adventure of some kind. I only ever played the original Red, but found it repetitive. Really cool concept, but not implemented as well as it could be. I'm interested in this as a game experience though.
All the advertising and normie millenial faggot youtubers jumping on the bandwagon are trying to make a quick buck.
Still wary of the data-mining aspect however.
>>80917625
>Implying you aren't a millenial or too young to be here
I almost cut myself on your edginess, kid
>>80918608
Why did he ban me after I beat you at Super Mario 2 >:(
>>80919580
>>80916827
fuck off Taylor
>>80920971
How do you catch so many?
Do you have a Pokestop at your house?
Buy a lot of incense?
There's absouletely nothing better than GPS spoofing, saying you're in NYC and getting a bunch of rare Pokemon and coming back to your city and conquering the area. All the normie niggers are walking 20 miles every day wasting their data trying to get what I can get in a few minutes. Bonus points for fucking with the lads at the gym by putting a lure at the library, since they have to physically go outside to be close enough to catch Pokemon.
>>80916431
>20 years of brand recognition meets location based gaming.
I have been waiting years for one of these to finally take hold. This is the match that finally lights the fire boys.
Layered reality is about to hit. Not just augmented reality, because not all platforms will use the same interface. There will be layers of different location based information literally covering the world we live in with a brush only visible to select viewers.
You'll be able to run the /pol/ mod and see "dead nigger storage" on every garage. Businesses will cash in on the user traffic to bring foot traffic with paid events. Everyone around you will wonder what you're laughing at as they skirt by you to snag another "in" location tag to fill their imaginary cart of "accomplishments".
Soon you'll have people tagging houses of people they hate on "cheaters UI". Someone will get hurt, then the laws come in. The FCC, SEC, everybody. Once it's in the "real world" suddenly it isn't just a private interface, people will try to claim sole use rights of their GPS coords.
Be ready for it. Enjoy it all!
>>80921141
Not him but
[spoiler]Walk around town for a few hours, go to lures, etc.[/spoiler]
>>80921141
Stop at a nearby university, pokestops with lures everywhere
Who is #TeamMystic here?
>>80921238
All day every day?
I've played it a decent amount, today I got to play and go to stops most of the day, and I've got a few close to him, but not that much.
>>80921303
Didn't think of University for him, I know that's the main place for the best.
>>80920971
>>80916431
It's part of the globalist plan to make people more apolitical so they can hire their mercenaries like Angela Merkel and Hillbilly Cunton
>>80921345
team instinct here. fite me
>>80921214
How do you GPS spoof?
My game won't even work if GPS spoofing is ENABLED, let alone active.
I'm so sick of reading how were dorks for playing Pokemon go. I swear these guys are dumb. Live and let live. If someone wants to collect stamps, let them. I produce EDM/techno/house music and I study warp drive theory and love astronomy, and anything from Japan, and I love anime and I'm in the process of fully learning Japanese and I go to Japan once a year. Some people love to play magic. Others play mmorpgs. Others collect train sets. Others love to draw, and graphic design. Some collect coins. My point is why do some people feel the need to give a damn what other people do?????? You have nothing better to do than insult someone because they're different? Live your life, screw what people think, because you can't please everyone, and do what makes you happy. I will always be a nerd, and have always been a nerd. Being original is the best thing anyone can do, and I'm glad as diverse as we all are, we all come together and enjoy a piece of Japan; and our childhood collecting those Pokemon cards I remember so much. F*** the haters!!!!
>>80916944
Can you explain how? I installed it on my phone from apkmirror but i can't play outside because of robbers lol
>>80918145
>Koffing
> in a fucking gas chamber
>>80921382
>have to go outside to play
Nice try mom
>>80921551
>>80918145
>>80917993
>>80921575
>>80921481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
I followed this guide to the word, did it on my computer. You can do it on your phone too, jailbreaking it and hiding root -- just download King Root, Lucky Patcher and Fake GPS. Root phone, hide it and make fake GPS your system app. Run the GPS app, put it somewhere in NYC, prepare for a soft ban for jumping cities (last like 30 mins) and then you're good to go. The video shows a place with 4 stops, always with lures on them.
>>80921650
i am laughin
>>80921345
Yes
>>80921400
>>80921507
Mah niggas.
>>80921457
I'm flying over now.
>>80916431
its a shill NSA project
>>80921532
Wrong board
>>80916944
Which emulator to use? I can't install the damn game on Droid4X
>>80917734
They already had it in 1998
>>80921457
I N S T I N C T
>>80921666
Thanks and checked.
>>80916431
I was too old to get into the whole Pokemon bullshit, but after hearing people go crazy over Pokemon Go, I decided to see if it had been covered in the local news.
And sure enough, there's actually a newspaper article about it, and the participants are as beta as you'd expect. Pic related.
I genuinely hate millennials. There's just something seriously wrong with people born after 1990. When I was a teenager, socially awkward nerds were just a tiny portion of the population. Normal kids played video games, without calling themselves gamers, but they also played outside. Nerds back then might have been socially awkward, but at least they countered it by having genuine skills in other areas and getting good grades in school. A good portion of them also grew out of their awkward phase by their early 20s, after going to college or being drafted for military service. Today's nerds are much more plentiful, lack the intellectual bent of old school nerds and never seem to grow up. They're also effeminate as fuck.
>>80920242
Implying we wont bomb them with Pokemon bait and crash the whole thing.
>>80917993
>everyone finding koffings in the gas chambers
>>80921345
>Choosing a team who's leader character is a female
Wtf pol, that is literally Feminism the team. You chose a team with a strong independent woman. I thought pol was redpilled but you fell for the SJW agenda.Such cucks.
>>80922022
why do all liberals look the fucking same?
I swear even if they wear different clothing they still have "that look" about them
>>80921379
>All day every day?
Do you want to be, the very best ?
>>80921229
>the voodoo box art
>the lulzy price tag
>measuring in megahertz and megabytes
>q3 arena on your 17" crt and microsoft intellimouse
good times
>>80916431
It's fun. Pokemon came out when I was 8. My dad used to watch all new episodes with me when they'd come out. It's pretty much what me and all my friends wanted since we were little, to be the very best - like no one ever was. To catch them is our real test. To train them is our cause.
>>80916431
>>80916431
Why the fuck is this so popular? How can it possibly entertain an Adult for more than 15 minutes.
Its a shitty AR game by poor standards and whats the point? You get a poorly drawn cartoon character pop out of the bushes while your walking. You push a couple buttons and a couple of animation sprites go off.
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT!?
>>80922022
God damn, that's one of the most stereotypical looking group of numales I've ever seen.
Combined they cover about everything.
>>80916431
Looks fun, and kind of want to play it. I'm so anal with privacy on my phone that I probably won't download it though.
On X/Y I'm at 700 something Pokemon though. By December I should have them all.
>>80916431
This shit needs a Windows 10 version. I want to use my Xbox account for this game not my Google one. Fucking hell
>>80922387
social validation by being "cool and unique" despite being anything but
we live in a world of contradictions
>>80921457
Damn Straight.
>Local gym near me
>some niggas in a car take it from me
>I take it from them
>I pop back and take it from them
>Likewise, this time I drop my bomb CP fuck all ya'll pokemon in there
>they pop by again
>hear all sorts of stuff "goddamn" "ash ketchum up in this" "at least he aint no red team bitch"
>mfw pokemon has turned normies into gangbangers.
>>80922387
You have to have friends and be willing to walk around. I'm a ups driver and am now walking around more than I ever have. I did over 4 miles 2 nights ago for a 10km egg (this was after a 10 hour day of work)
Today was the first day of class and these cringey nerds couldn't stop talking about it.
i only caught a caterpee and zubat today. theres no pokemons around my area :(
>>80920758
>never knew legacy captcha
>>80922487
I love that AR exists and that people are moving around and interacting because of it. (saw a car pull over last night to battle some kid, kinda dangerous really)
But it's the format. People are happy to accept the elementary and childish way of Pokemon, which don't get me wrong, I loved that game as a child but it doesn't really have any effect on me as an adult.
It's just a stupid cartoon with no depth other than "Here are all these shitty characters which do slightly different things, collect them all I guess?
I just don't see why people can come back to it again and a again with such poor and boring content with no payoff.
>>80922505
>*they take it back when I take it back from them
Missed a text
Fucking degenerates in here! how can you play pokemon serieusly??
>>80921666
Does it softban you every time you change locations?
>>80922627
I have friends that I go wilderness walking with 2-3 times a week.
I don't need Pokemon go as a reason to exercise or have friends.. besides are you really getting exercise by dawdling and staring at a shitty animation?
>>80916431
>I don't understand pop culture
Fuck outta here, old man.
I wonder if the Japs over at Pokemon thought there would be more kids on Pokemon GO than adults. Who expects someones child walking around town with a fucking phone in their hand trying to catch a rare Charizard?
>>80922855
In some way I'm happy that it's getting kids out of the fucking house (at risk of sounding like somebody's mother) so I'm not entirely against the idea
I just hope people fucking settle down with this shit soon
>>80922949
you literally just walk around and if you see a pokemon on your phone you catch it.
grow up, stop telling other people what to do, you loser.
>>80922975
>>WAAAAAH, people are doing things i dont like!!!!! durrr
you fit right in here, on this faggot loser board.
because for onces theres a fun reason to go outside.
>>80923069
Did you actually read what I had to say?
This shit is retarded nonsense for children..
>>80923069
you need to grow up you little bitch
>>80921544
Get out of that country my friend. Pokemon is the least of your concerns. I will even buy your ticket out if you really need to. Just get out of there.
Normies...normies everywhere.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80923002
Do you know what pop culture is?
It's people quite literally doing this:
>see thing
>everyone seems to like thing
>pretend to like thing and learn all about it
>look guys I'm totally in on the thing
>>80916431
Burger /vp/oreon here lads. On one hand, it's good to get NEETs to slither outside and interact with people. On the other hand, I hate all these fucking Genwunners running around acting like they've always liked Pokemon.
>Lolol i just got dis Growlithe im such a nerd ;33 cmon anon hang out with us we can play Go and get turnt af ay xddddf
The same people who called Pokemon gay 10 years ago are now flaunting it, and probably say they are gay themselves. And they're all fucking libs. At least I can feel like a trainer when I wear my MAGA hat. That always turns heads. The game itself is kinda neat, but fuck, if I don't want the player base to fuck off to the nightclubs and shopping malls they came from.
Sorry for rant, Instinct for life.
>>80923309
I don't even know who you're referring to anymore.
>>80917707
Its like $300 bucks at most
okay, so /v/ is pretty divided over this. is it normie to like pokemon go?
>>80923510
Yes
Real neckbeards play the 3DS games and EV train their Jigglypuffs
>>80922232
>>80923510
Yes it's Normie because people can't stand to not be "in on whats hot"
There is something about Pokemon that gives it the ability to lure Adults into thinking it's acceptable to become totally wrapped in this bullshit.
>>80922975
The way i see it, Michelle Obama spent 8 years trying to get fat kids outside to play (like how we did when I was a kid), and pokemon go got everyone outside on release. There's not much to get mad about except being left out I guess. I honestly never liked any phone games, but I didn't flip shit when angry birds blew up. I just didn't play it and didn't bother discussing it with friends.
>>80916431
My teams gym is the jew center
>>80916431
>tfw still no pokemon for pc
Nintendo PLS
>>80923650
i literally need to defend my fucking garden because of pokemon GO
>>80923069
if you want to play some shitty game on your phone go for it.
when i see adults jumping around shopping malls like a bunch of baboons trying to catch coloured pixels, it's time to call degeneracy.
>>80923020
People who live in a relatively peaceful, mostly homogenous community.
So Japan.
>>80922387
To be the very best
>>80916431
I hear neighbor kids playing it in the public staircase of the apartment complex where I live, it's such a pain. Pokémon Go tracks you through GPS, it is piratically spyware, I've already seen news of people getting ambushed and robbed because they were tracked by criminals, better watch your back while you play Pokémon Go, also watch your kids' back too, because a kidnapper might target them anytime. Better safe than sorry.
>>80923771
You got me Anon, I forgot Japan is a pretty peaceful place. I would be playing Pokemon GO, but leaving the basement is pretty hard for me and I really don't like to go outside.
>>80916845
P-post pron pls
>>80923679
You're right.
I can admit that I'm overly butthurt about this. I just can't help but feel the cringe when Adults go on like it's the best thing in the world right now.
I see it causing alot of accidents and giving plausible means for groups of people to congregate in areas that police would usually investigate.
>>80917353
if you bought a smart phone or have a google account it's far too late for that my friend
just by posting here, google already knows about all the stuff you say because of captcha
people paranoid about cybersecurity always give me keks, because they never know a fucking thing about how truly fucked they already are just by owning ANYTHING with GPS in it
>>80917707
Competitive players are more likely to spend more money on newer edition ultra rares than the good-for-nothing-but-nostalgia Charizard. First edition Charizard, no matter what condition, is still worth less than a Black Lotus from MTG
>>80916431
FRQWKJBV;RWQKJBVDW;FKQBV
fUck niggers lynch factory
>>80922139
>choosing instinct
what, are you a faggot or something?
FAGGOTS
>>80916431
Pokemon is so childish and old it needs to die. Whoever downloads it and actually plays it is pathetic.
>>80919936
>ass blasted that he got blown out
>100% factual mind you
>haha your a loser!
fuck off
>>80916431
>my dad actually downloaded the game before me
Well I guess this is it. Pokemon is real.
>>80923582
>EV train their Jigglypuffs
>Not Clefable
You tried to blend in, you failed.
>>80919569
>>80924105
Gotta say, I haven't witnessed any true entertainment from people playing it. They talk about it a whole lot but when my m8 was playing on his phone he just looked retarded and didn't seem enthralled. "huh, thats cool I guess"
We truly are in the age of Apathetic degeneracy, noone gives a fuck any more so lets just play this game for kids and get zero thrills out of it.
Im lost.
>>80924015
So about 3 grand then
>>80924187
>100% factual
>Mind you
>>80921544
I have nowhere to go lol
>>80919580
>>80916431
>people are actually mad that anime is becoming real
And I thought you guys were real Trump supporters.
>>80923334
>instinct fag is a projecting autist
what else is new
>>80921532
nerd
>>80924471
I was a weeb back in the late 90s, and anime fans universally reviled Pokemon and DBZ.
>>80916431
Distraction from current events. released by google, with no pre-release advertising campaign, at perfect time when anti government sentiment is at all time high. Politics and domestic policy interest/ activism is lost in a day, those subjects take a backseat to "LEL POKEMANS". Media releases counter conspiracy that government is spying on you through app, probably true but people don't care because they "have nothing to hide". Game is perfectly designed to capture all partisan behavior through teams with conflicting ideals and missions.
meanwhile
>Hillary clinton gets off scott free, house investigation ensues, public cares not
>police are militarizing in urban areas, waffle stomping dindus and hippies
>NATO is proverbially showing it's dick to autocracies, butthurt about oil pipelines
>Syria is rapidly changing
>world is falling apart
>EU is kil
>>80916431
>Not officially out in Canada
>Walk by the river by my house and there are like 50 fucking people walking around looking at their phones trying to find pokemon
>>80917400
>People are having fun
>Need 2 defend being a NEET
>Is joos
It's a fucking game. It's a cultural phenomenon. I saw so many fat white kids walking around playing today. It's motivating folks to get out and do the minimum of exercising. Fuck how can you be against that?
Stop being jealous of other people's fun. Just because you have to go outside doesn't make it bad.
Who master race Valor here?
>>80919206
truth
>>80921650
The japs just jewed the jews!
please cia fuck my ass hole
>>80916431
I can't play it and I'm not willing to buy a new phone to play it.
Fuck pokemon go.
Honestly, is there any reason to play GO instead of an actual Pokemon game? Just because it's on their precious phones the normos cum all over it but will still make fun of Johnny Autist for using a 3DS in public.
>>80925067
what level are ya sonny?
>>80925067
>ted cruz
>el rato
Maximum kek
Is it weird that I don't care about this game. I have no interest in it, and I use to like Pokemon quite a bit.
>>80916431
The Japanese brainwashing has entered its final stage.
>>80924747
You really think it is developping fitness habbits and not going more video game addiction?
>>80925206
no, it just means you were able to grow out of toys and not become stuck in the past like all these manchildren
Normies are already losing interest. Its been a week.
>>80916693
The people that say it's shit are obviously fat lazy fucks.
>>80925276
towards* video game addiction
>downloading a CIA app
People spend a month playing this shit and catching pokemons
A month later, will stop playing and realize how much time they wasted on useless shit
>>80924014
hurp durp, hurpy durp durp, hurpidy durp
>>80917707
>tfw I lost my entire binder years ago
>>80925472
>this is the apex of aussie shitposting now
>>80923730
Kek explain?
>>80916536
u just have to download the apk to play it
The biggest problem with it is that you have to go to your city center like some autismo. It would actually be cool if there was stuff around hiking trails and stuff.
>>80919580
Here's my top ones.
>>80924672
Week before release, all I heard were tepid reviews from beta testers. Day after release, fucking plastered all over the social medias. Even anti-HRC stories on rddt were pushed down because every sub had some bullshit top post about their pokemans.
Still going on. Who needs disinfo with mass distraction this effective???
>>80925996
Notice how in the SAME WEEK as HRC shit, there were 3 black shooting and cop killings, and Pokemon came out?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>80925756
>DUkKLZ0N
Sounds like a bloody pokemon does that
>>80923721
Nice
>>80916431
The nostalgiafags and le nerdy gaymerz that play this piece of shit are very vocal about theyre *so nerdy XD*
Pokemon go is made for losers stuck in the past
>>80918997
fuck off commie
instinct is the only /pol/ approved team
