So this happened to me /pol/
>Be at party looking pretty good
>Have an American flag bandanna on cuz frat
>Hitting up one of the party bars with a fellow /pol/ack when I see a qt3.14 grill
>My bro leaves us so I can do my thang (He also went to slay some pootang)
>Convo going good with the girl talking about politics and shitting on Bernie
>Have the bright idea to tell her why Bernie is a socialist cuck
>Lean towards her and whisper in her ear
>*Cause he's a fucking jew*
>Girl looks at me like I am a Nazi and nervously laughs then walks away after giving me an excuse
I can't even talk to her anymore, this is worse than the time I thought going as super Hitler to a Halloween frat party would be funny. Why the fuck did you do this to me /pol/, I fucking hate you all.
>>80915446
KEK If I were her I would have kys.
>>80915446
Lol, stop trying to fornicate and stuff like this won't happen big chief!
>>80915446
>Revealed own power level
FUCK YOU POL ITS YOUR FAULT
>Do you even conservative bro?
>>80915594
I literally feel like such a retard, is there any hope for me?
>>80915619
I might as well... no luck so far
tell us about Super Hitler, OP.
>>80915446
>Why the fuck did you do this to me /pol/, I fucking hate you all.
its not /pol/'s fault that your around faggots
>>80915446
nigga you sperg out at the most random inopportune times lol other than that you're not in too bad a shape if what you say is true
>wearing the flag as an article of clothing
>having sex with strangers
>having 0 subtlety when discussing fringe opinions
>spelling words like you're 12 or black
you're a disgrace, kill yourself.
>>80915446
>he fell for the nationalist socialism meme
>>80915965
There was a frat party and people wanted me to go but I had no idea what to be so here's the story:
>Bought a nazi flag earlier in the semester because my roommate and I are /pol/acks and why not
>My roommate won't hang it up in our room because he's a little bitch
>I don't want to waste the 10 dollars I spent on the flag so I decide I can be super Hitler for Halloween
>I have a brown sharpie so I go into the bathroom and draw a Hitler mustache on my upper lip
>Get some khakis and a white shirt and then I put on the nazi flag as a cape
>I looked in the mirror and thought to myself, not bad just gotta make my hair more suave and Hitler like
>So I eventually leave my room with my costume ready and go to my frat house where everyone started chimping out over my costume
>They were saying I can't go out like that and I'll get in trouble (fucking bluepilled kids, working on them right now. Keep posting Trump and anti jew/black memes)
>Wind up having to change out of my outfit and I go as a "Nudist on Strike" (Girls thought it was super funny but unfortunately didn't get any pootang)
But yeah that's the story of my super Hitler costume... I had to do more chores that week at the house. I fucking hate how you guys make it so hard to be around the "Normies"
>>80916683
Super Hitler, that is awesome haha
Never reveal your power level
>>80916683
>anti jew/black memes
I hope not on facebook, all it takes is one feminazi to screenshot it and send it to your employer, trump memes are okay though
>>80915446
Are people really this autistic to reveal their power levels like this?
>>80915446
>He also went to slay some pootang
virgin spotted
>>80916400
This
By next year OP will be a raging liberal because it will be "in"
why'd you whisper it you pussy?
it would've been ok if you said it out loud like a man
>>80915446
could you aspies at least try to keep your power levels a secret?
>>80916683
Have some self control you autistic faggot. The only person making you sperg out is yourself.
>>80917252
Thanks I thought so true... I guess at least /pol/ gets me
>>80917466
Dude I was super drunk. It's not my fault >>80917606
Not for long, I've been getting pretty close to making out with randos
>>80917612
Bait
>>80917613
Cause there were jews there. I didn't want to be attacked
>>80915446
If you weren't trying to smash and just out to mess with chicks this would be hilarious. But really, you're an idiot.
>>80917872
so what there were jews there goddam thats a pussy excuse
i tell jew jokes around jews all the time fuck off
>>80917466
I can only hope. (Rolling)
>>80917946
The last time I made fun of someone to their face about being a black I had to be their slave for the night... I don't want the same thing happening with a jew
>>80917938
I can't look at myself in the mirror
>>80917466
>>80917872
>I've been getting pretty close to making out with randos
If you're struggling just to make out then you're a long way from ever getting laid.
>>80915446
That's why you have to be at least 18 years old to browse on here, kiddo.
>>80918223
Dawg you gotta be subtle and slowly reveal your true ideology. Started at my work talking about how much better Bernie was than Hillary, then moved on to Gary Johnson over Bernie, and now I'm almost full on Trump and anti BLM. Nobody gives a fuck because they know me instead of just knowing my views. And i work with mormons, gays, blacks, Shillary supporters, super cucks, you name it.
>>80917872
>Dude I was super drunk. It's not my fault
This is a shitty cop-out. Self control is a virtue and is the responsibility of any self-respecting white person. Also, don't lose your virginity with a rando. Either bang a slutty female friend or get a girlfriend. When a hookup realizes you are/were a virgin, it's super awkward and word will get around. Work on self discipline, don't drink so much, and make sure that you study a real degree. Good luck man, don't fuck it up.
>>80918223
God you sound like a big cuck
Thank god that girl didn't associate with you. I hope you didn't touch her you sick fuck.
>>80918564
I guess, I like to just be upfront and redpill these fuckers. I hate all these jew-puppets. I'll try and be less upfront.
>>80918289
Usually they are just too tired or have to find their friends... so it's just bad luck for now
I go to /pol/ and even I'd be creeped out if someone whispered that to me. That and amused, if it turned it to be the right kind of awkward it could be a funny moment to the right person.
>>80918724
You can be upfront without being retarded about it. Back anything you say up with facts, but say things in a calm friendly voice, and explain why what you're saying is important. If they chimp out, let them, and say nothing, just smile and drink your drink. No matter what, remind them that numbers don't lie, aren't racist, and don't have an agenda.
>>80918487
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>80919087
You're right. Thanks, I guess I just need to be more subtle
>>80915446
>participating in hookup culture
>>80915446
>Cause he's a fucking jew
I have not laughed so hard in a long time than you anon
>>80917466
Hit him in the dick.
>revealing power level
>current year
nigga dun goofed
>>80918724
>just too tired or have to find their friends
You can't actually be this autistic. That's just what women say to men they have absolutely zero interest in. If you're at all serious then you're not having bad luck, you're completely failing to excite them as a man.
>>80915446
>BOyfReLK
I'm pretty sure I get the gist of what kek meant by this one.
One time I told a girl the Unabomber was based essentially and she didn't care because she probably didn't know who I was talking about
>>80915446
What did your super Hitler costume consist of?
>>80917466
what a fucking slippery kike, rolling for the kill shot
>>80917466
It's weird you would think people would have more common sense then just outright say "hurr I h8 da jooz", obviously normies can't fucking process this.
>>80915446
I've had similar experiences bruh. It's hard to contain your power levels when you start drinking.
What school and what frat?
ITT Chads going:
>HARHARHAH LOOK HOW EDGY I AM RITE? HITLER & WOMEN HARHARHAR.
You're all a bunch of tryhard fascists who think they are "red pilled" when I give you purple pilled at the most.
>>80915446
So coming from a black guy here is what you did wrong, You revealed your power level if not too son.
>>80917466
yes
>>80915446
>BOyFreLK
You're not even a total boyfreAk, Anon. Stop spilling your spaghetti and powerlevel out of your ass. For future reference, remember those old precepts /Random once espoused and required of Incompertus.
>>80919943
They seem genuinely tired though... like they yawn and everything or they actually look really upset they can't find their friend and like run off
>>80915446
You dumb nigger you need to make more lightweight jokes, telling a girl a politician is a cuck and a jew is not how you get laid.
>>80917466
BOOM
>>80917466
Pretty much
Redpilling is a slow process. You can't just throw Mein Kampf at her and tell her the Holocaust didn't happen over fucking punch at a frat party.
No wonder the white race is dying.
>>80922427
You are a retard my friend, not sure if trolling or really this oblivious.
>>80915446
>Never show your full power in public you autis
>>80915446
You are a fucking idiot. Slowly redpill don't just come and shout REEEE IT WAZ DA JOOS and make yourself look like a twat.
>>80923184
lol
>>80915446
Liar we know you were busy circlejerking with your fellow fraternity faggots in the campus house to Erasure.
>>80915446
3/10 fake story, put some effort in next time
>>80917466
This /pol/, at least 90% are retarded like OP and the rest of us are home jerking off to hitler and hentai.
>>80928088
You have odd habits.
>>80928088
>This /pol/, at least 90% are retarded like OP and the rest of us are home jerking off to hitler.
>Fapping to the King of the Beta males
Why?
Fuck Her Anon!
/pol/acks are smart enough to know women can't make decisions for themselves.
