Do you still think people with autism shouldn't be in mental institutions? What if he crashes into another car and killed the occupants?
http://auburnpub.com/news/local/auburn-police-driver-crashes-into-tree-while-playing-pokemon-go/article_0a8ab3aa-94b2-5cc6-93cd-a273311818ca.html
I love Pokemon but this is starting to scare me, now that its been converted into an app for normies it seems to have people brainwashed or something. Honestly I'd probably play the app if it wasn't for the fact that I don't have Wifi so I'm just as bad.
>me running in park
>park employee riding around in ATV on the sidewalk playing it not watching where he is going
yeah, what can go wrong
>>80905130
My friend who does security just got a $25 gift card from his boss who noticed he was patrolling a lot more and taking his job serious in light of recent events. In reality he's just been using the go cart to go between different pokestops.
I see fat autistic fucks everywhere looking for their pokemans. I guess its good they are getting outside for once
Calling it now, if this keeps traction, there will be commercials aired akin to drunk driving commercials begging people not to drive and play Pokemon Go.
Screencap this.
Who is #TeamMystic here?
>>80906951
no shit dumbass, there are already commercials about using the phone and driving, this isn't new
If anything, Pokemon GO will get banned
>>80905130
I wonder if he crashed trying catch a ghost type pokemon.
>>80907568
>this isn't new
>frantically chasing a dragon behind the wheel and flicking balls at it isnt new
Dumb fuck abo.
Wtf I hate autists now!
>>80905130
>crashing while fiddling with your cell phone
THIS MUST BE THE FIRST TIME EVER
>>80907131
You fucking fruit
>>80908013
Well judging by that tone I assume that you're Valor?
>>80907773
Thats not the point i was trying to make
The fact is, you shouldn't be using your phone while driving in the first place.. not to text, not to play pokemon GO, not for any reason other than emergencies
>>80908276
Doesn't stop people from doing it. That's why they make commercials campaigning against it you fucking retarded bogan piece of shit.
>>80908276
It always seems to be oldfags in their late 40s or early 50s that have the biggest problem with this.
Like fuck 25 year olds are dumb but most of them I know are smart enough to put down the phone when driving
>>80905561
>He isn't the best in hist town
>he doesn't make the ladies go WOW
>>80908263
Yeah. There were actually a lot of yellow and blue players near where I live so I decided to take red. I figured I'd have more people to play against.
I haven't had any luck finding anything cool though
>>80908395
>hurrr look at me guiiis, screencap dis post, THERE WILL BE COMMERCIALS ABOUT DEM DRIVERZ PLAYING POKEMONZ
(which is EXACTLY the same shit like texting and driving but different program)
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>>80908514
Do you live in a lake? I never see water type.
>>80908426
>be me 2 years ago
>driving casually on the parkway to work in my nice holden
>some bitch drives out in front of me because she was distracted on phone
>my car gets written off, i nearly killed her
>I get enough insurance back to buy a shitbox off a car
Seeing people who use the phone when driving just triggers me
>>80908514
What kind of an Autist are you holy shit.
>>80905130
Based Nips release app allowing natural selection to run it's course
>>80908592
>texting, switching your attention to typing then back to the road
>catching pokemon, switching your attention to trying to focus in on said pokemon, flick balls at it, wave your phone around like a dumbfuck because the pokemon fucking move, then switching your attention back to the road
>hurr its EXACTLY the same
Lay off the petrol.
>>80905130
WHO /VALOR/ HERE?
OTHER TEAMS ARE FAGS
>>80908923
>wave your phone around like a dumbfuck because the pokemon fucking move
That part is the worst. Good news is you can turn Augmented Reality off and they stay in the same place.
>>80908552
Instinct is actually the least popular team.
>>80908603
Why are Valors such bullies?
>tfw normies that were shitting over pokemon a few years ago are now playing Pokemon Go while you're inside
>>80909109
Fuck you, red cunt.
Team Mystic BTFOs you.
>another pkmn go thread
/pol/ secretly wants to play it, but at the same time they're triggered by it.
>>80905130
i have said this before and i will say it again.
I fear if somebody streams pokemon go .
Like on twitch someone will get mugged .
Or has it already happened?
>>80909367
Normies will stop playing it within a month or when they add new pokemon
>>80909367
I downloaded, logged in, servers were down, never opened the app again.
>>80909303
>blue fedoralord "with intelligence in my arsenal I'm a worthy foe" hattip idiot low-test betas
>Better than hard working alpha pro-community fit stylish and loyal VALOR agents.
Pick one
>implying it wasn't a sudowoodo
thank you nintendo for purging the stupid and allowing humans to evolve
>>80909284
then go outside and beat them.
>>80907131
Mystic is for faggots and liberals
Instinct is the true master race
>>80905130
No, Pokemon Go is a video game of peace.
>mfw I got to yell at someone for playing Pokemon and not paying attention while they were illegally crossing the street.
I took a guess they were playing it, but holy fuck it was hilarious when I was right. They were SO embarrassed LOL!
>>80909758
Sorry, I forgot that Instinct existed.
>>80908514
this is just sad dude
>drive by Pulse yesterday where the shooting happened a month ago
>catch an Eevee that just happened to be there
I evolved him today. He became a Vaporeon. What a shame, I had figured Flareon would have been more appropriate.
>>80909858
>haha valor is so gay they're not autistic like us :^)
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>>80909858
>>80905561
did you rike it
I just spent 20$ on this game please kill me.
>>80905130
>tfw this will help us get the white race back in shape before the race war
>>80905130
I love how people go out of their way to jerk themselves off with how concerned they are for the lives of strangers that could have been hurt every time someone does something foolish in a car. You know it's not "someone" getting hurt you're afraid of, it's you, you neurotic fuckstick.
Who gives a fuck? If they had actually died in an actual terrorist attack you would not care one bit.
>>80908514
Why is child porn abbreviated in front of all those numbers?
>>80905130
you gotta risk it all to catch em all
>>80908514
>Lapras
>electrode
>magneton
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS RARE SHIT SENPAI
>>80905561
Pokemon was always a normie game, anon.
At least the first two-three generations were.
>>80909367
I just think it's weird that this highly autistic game is being played by normal people. I don't see the interest.
>>80910669
I think it's a fun game. Most people in their early twenties grew up playing the earlier Pokemon games or watching the cartoons so I think that it's just a sense of nostalgia and the fact that everybody else is playing it too.
>>80910983
Pretty much.
I hadn't played a Pokemon game since ruby came out when I was ~10 years old, but Go is pretty fun. Me and a few friends will drink a few beers and go hunting the neighborhood for a half hour a couple nights a week after work, it's more fun that it would seem.
I've never seen so many nerds irl outside of an anime convention or the dragon ball super movie release. I just got back from the river side normie hang out and it's over run by nerds.
>>80910412
>not showing the one with her ass
Shame
>>80909367
/pol/ is triggered by it because this game promotes going outside. They like to brag about being "redpilled" yet barely interact with anyone besides their mothers. I used to go to restaurants maybe like once a month or shit but usually I just relaxed around. Now because of Pokemon Go I've been to several new restaurants, found some war memorials to respect, and even went to a park for the first time in ages. This game is getting people to go out and about and /pol/ is disgusted by that.
>>80911947
>exposing yourself to the radiant jew
>>80905561
>Pokemon Go
>Wifi
Silly goyim! Pay for the data
>>80908514
How was it spending real money on the game to win nothing substantial at all fag?
fuck this gay ass pokemon go normies busting my dick about pokemon now theyre cock jockin it like it will cure their faggotry and i cant even fucking enjoy the game because i look like a fucking assburgers sperg walking around like a grown ass person playing fucking pokemon and they KNOW IT yes they fuckin do they look at you and go wow look at that loser while im pacing around back and forth around some kids playground holding up my phone like im taking pics reeeeeeeeeeeeee and its all fuckin generation 1 too im twenty fucking eight years old i cant just mingle with these normies anymore and talk about pokemon are you memeing me i fucking hate you so fucking much you dick bags why cant you let us have anything
>>80912202
>he doesn't have a grandfathered unlimited data plan from t-mobile
>install pokemon GO
>realise I am 24
>realise it is not the same thing and the childhood feeling will never come back
>uninstall the app
>go on with my life
>>80911947
>being under the solar jew
nice try moshe
>>80913007
good on you brother, you show everyone you're way above having fun. great stuff what else is new with your life? Want to let us know because I love hearing about your life and how you're dealing with other people enjoying things around you.
>>80912248
You cant spend money for pokemon lol but nice try
>>80905130
My coworker offered me to install this game today when we met during walking to work. What is it? New sort of autism or what?
To be honest being autistic had little to do with it. The average room temperature local is just too goddamned stupid to be allowed to man a half ton hunk of steel at 60 mph. But we do because big oil lobbied to remove public transit and force cars on everyone.
Car ownership should be a privilege for the few, not a right. These fucking morons have no business. 30,000 burgers die a year of motor vehicle crashes. Cars were a mistake.
>>80913211
Are you dumb?
>>80908603
>>80909181
We are basically seeing the formation of gangs about pokemon.
This is how Team Rocket probably got started.
>>80910258
What do you mean?
>>80913279
It will spy on you and report any dissent to your superiors, comrade.
Just used an exp egg, time for that delicious evolution exp.
>>80915028
>taskbar on top
>tfw Pokemon Go still isnt out in Japan
Oh but when it is, I`m going to be on the hunt.
But not for pokemons for the lolis hunting them ;)
>>80915028
I haven't played pokemon in damn near 20 years, but I still know your wasting your time if you level up a Pidgey
I haven't cared about pokemon in about a decade, but I'd still give it a try if I could.
My phone's too old to run it though.
did anyone save the article about the chick not liking guys approaching her while playing? I didn't save it.
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>>80915181
You get character experience from evolving any pokemon, the cheapest pokemon to evolve is pidgey. You stock up on pidgeys, then use an exp egg to double the amount of experience you gain as a trainer, then mass evolve for massive levels.
For example, catching 1 pokemon is only worth 100exp, evolving a pokemon is worth 500exp, use the exp egg and you get 1000exp per evolve.
I have 200 candies (need 12 candies per pidgey evolve), you can see I got a lot of trainer exp incoming.
I've collected like 50 pokemon and I have never left my apartment complex.
>>80915453
No one gives a shit, fucking loser.
>>80916485
Who is she?
That is a girl, right?
>>80916555
>girl
>>80916650
Dude come on
>>80916555
>she
>>80915174
;) you absolute devil
How to spoof location on Pokemon Go?
Can you run it on a PC?
>>80916555
>Who
>>80916555
it's a boy :^)
>>80913007
>realise it is not the same thing and the childhood feeling will never come back
Why even live anymore
>>80911947
I don't hate them for going outside, I hate the social hypocracy. First they said it was for kids, now they're attracted to it like a fucking drunkard to alcohol. It's like an insult to the people who stayed loyal for so many years...
>>80915174
>3DPD
Shamefur deespray, jap.
>>80911506
BETA UPRISING NOW
Honestly I'm just playing it to transfer some good mons to Sun and Moon.
My team now post pidgey holocaust.
>>80917621
I wish they added all the other pokemon just so I could hear the nostalgia butthurt
>>80907131
>>80909758
Valor is the one true team. If /vg/ bros them, it'll be sad if /pol/ with all its honor, aryanism and liking Caesar from new Vegas doesn't
>>80917893
I wonder how many of them would know gen 5 or gen 6.
>>80905130
Same shit, different day- tards using their phone while driving do this shit every day, but mentioning Go means more clickbait.
>>80908846
Similar happened to me
Some bitch on a phone nearly got killed when she rear ended muh Jeep; her car was utterly fucked up and it's amazing how she survived
>>80918055
I don't even play this but Mystic is for fedora edgy fags and Instinct is just boring
>>80914465
The game splits you into teams and rewards you for sending lots of Pokemon to your "boss", the Professor, encouraging you to go all over the place, and hey, what's a little tresspassing for that Raichu?
Add in the already criminal acts some people use the app as a lure for, and it's already happening.
>>80918055
Valor are the only ones who make these shitty tryhard memes.
Everyone else just plays the game.
Valor are like the Sonyggers of PG
>>80912262
Best post ITT
>>80917621
>First they said it was for kids, now they're attracted to it like a fucking drunkard to alcohol.
No you faggot everyone our age has always loved pokemon, and only uberautists who were into Yu-Gi-Oh! and bitched about "casuals" hated it.
>>80915107
Because every other program has all the relevant buttons at the top as well.
>>80912262
>and they KNOW IT
Only other pokemon go faggots know. Everyone else couldn't care less you fucking dolt. Also just walk your dog faggot.
>>80918871
Yu-Gi-Oh fags are the worst
>>80910314
You need candies to increase the cp.
>>80918871
Did people our age still play it before go?
>>80919119
Yes, and you can identify them outdoors by their bad hats, cargo shorts, and ghostly pale legs
>>80915174
>go in Japan
Calling it now, roaming street gangs and matching Team Rocket uniforms by 3rd day.
>>80905130
No joke someone found a koffing
>>80919458
forgot pick
>>80911947
Yeah, going outside while sticking your fucking nose into an electronic device.
So effective! Honestly fuck all of you autists who partake in this garbage.
>>80914032
Before cars became mainstream, mass transit was in the hands of a few private companies.
>>80919490
Would death camp sites have fire and poison types or ghost types?
>>80905130
We all have autism here, it's not a big deal, faggot.
>>80919843
holocaust museum had koffings in them, so perhaps.
>>80905130
>>80909367
Reminder that Pokemon Go is Anti Degeneracy and /pol/ approved.
Pokemon Go is causing the CEOs of Instagram, Snapchat, and Tinder to freak out because people are spending more time on Pokemon Go than degenerate apps like Tinder.
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>>80908603
The average penis size of these users is 3 inches. Check em
I hate this fucking CIA game. Fuck these idiots playing that shit. People are ruining the real world walking around like fucking zombies with this shit.
>>80919843
This
>>80916555
Yes it is a girl, despite the meme.
It IS a turkroach though, which should turn you off.
>>80910412
>>80911693
Too degenerate to fap to.
>>80919490
>I caught all 600 gorillion pokemon!
>>80920080
Spoiler alert; people were already walking around with phones before this game.
Don't be a dumb faggot.
>>80905130
time to get you triggered
>>80916543
Fuck off red nip monkey. Don't you have some Chinese to kill?
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>>80920633
>>80920912
This gets you upset? Grow a spine, who the fuck cares. Get mad over degenerate BLM terrorist support or the sexualzation of children by libs, not "le nerdy epin xD" millennials trying to be cool from some dumb shirt. Pick your battles
>>80914465
around mystics never relax.
We can use this game. Find the BLM protest sights this Friday and then boom them with bait items.
AROUND A MYSTIC, EXPECT THE AUTISTIC.
RPGs are a waste of time. You don't learn or experience anything.
If you a mystic, you get the nigstick
>mfw normies are now gangbangers
>>80908895
I wonder how many deaths by getting run over because you weren't paying attention will increase.
>>80921104
>the joke
>your head
>>80920633
AAAAHHH WHY ARE THE COLORS WRONG
>>80920633
>>80907131
LMAO
Only Team Valor and Team Instinct are worth a damn.
Team Mystic members are almost always autists and losers.
>>80920633
>>80911947
I already do all those things without Pokemon Go, but I'll probably play it anyway. I just hope I don't get mugged.
>>80905130
>Do you still think people with autism shouldn't be in mental institutions?
>be me
>driving a car while using my phone
>get crashed
It most likely he'll get charged with reckless driving and his diving license revoked.
>What if he crashes into another car and killed the occupants?
Reckless driving and manslaughter if he killed someone.
>>80905130
>never got into Pokemon because as a kid I thought anime was cheap
>series was dumb as hell because the monsters only repeated their name
>whole class and school is crazy about it
>everyone plays those games
>time goes on and I delve into RPGs
>meet harcdcore roleplayers and make friends in my 20s
>they start getting nostalgic about Pokeman
What the fuck is it, guys? Am I missing some great game here because I despise the franchise? It seems like everyone has played those games on their Game Boy and now me, the nerd, is the one clueless about it. Is this just console trash like Zelda or did I skip some great games?
>>80925657
Don't you fucking DARE dis Zelda.
As for the main point, the main series games are good, but I don't see this GO thing being much more than a fad. It's too "phone game".
>>80926178
I don't think it will be a fad. It's genius. Most people would love it if Pokemon were real. And most people like the aspect of a community-driven game and a game that forces you to go outside.
The fact that they still have 6 generations of Pokemon (and increasing) to add, plus trading, plus trainer battling and so much more.
They will really string this along perfectly enough to keep people hooked. It's genius.
>>80908923
Any attention spent on a phone while driving is too much, so it is the same.
