>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed] [Embed]
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gHdWBK1724
thread theme
F
>hating on based David Davis
I need a French wife tbqh
Anyone else think the salt BoJo causes is completely undeserved? He's cucked as it comes, being angry about him is like being angry that Jeb Bush gets elected.
CRASHING THIS COLUNM
F
>>80904807
Proof that krauts ruin everything
>>80904862
I'll crash ur column m8
Whenever I hear about Osborne's "punishment budget" I always get the unfortunate image of Osborne welding a leather whip, dressed in black thigh-high boots
PUTIN SENPAI MAKE RUSSIA OUR STRONGEST ALLY
>>80904854
The man represents the left losing the culture war, of course they are going to be upset about it
>>80904670
Sacked In The Evening
Sacked In The Eeeeeeeevening
>>80904786
>gap
>>80904814
>gap
>>80904836
>power gap
>>80904864
Can we just let him correctly erect the fucking column next time?
should I join the army lads? I don't know what else to do
>>80904786
>>80904814
>>80904836
>>80904864
you tried your best lad
>Osborne's cheek muscles flaring as he bites back the tears from camerons emotional speech
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36781565
>Ken ashcorp has been in Brit/pol/
I KNOW YOUR HERE
>>80904909
i am greek
>>80904854
I don't get the anger. At heart he's a socially liberal Cameronite
Has anyone else been described as 'a grower not a shower'?
>>80905008
it's full of wogs apparently
>>80904786
>>80904814
>>80904836
>mfw this Liverpudlian gets BTFO in every thread
better luck next time!
>>80905118
Yeh
I think its a sign of intelligence
>>80904952
PLz don't bully anon
>>80905018
I will endure m8
>>80905118
>mfw "stop it anon it hurts"
>>80905118
M E
E
>>80905008
What do you want/expect out of it. If you feel the army will meet those expectations then join.
I had an expectation when choosing careers not to get shot at in the work place so I logically deduced not to join the army.
Will it meet your expectations?
>>80905118
>Penis data mining
>>80905118
>tfw never been described as anything
>>80904670
Did the queen abdicate already? When is the next coronation?
>>80905321
regards
>>80905118
Me, small when soft, but a solid 6 when hard tbqh
>>80904893
He looks like a rah tbqh
>>80905252
size? (no homo)
Fucking hell lads I am 100% convinced we live in the thick of it now
This is too perfect
https://amp.twimg.com/v/cb7cf4ab-5a04-4941-b7dc-e59869efa8a6
brit/pol/ lads
I need a clip of Theresa May laughing, for science. I can't find one anywhere. It's driving me nuts.
Does anyone know of any?
>>80905395
just above average, sub 3 inches
>>80905395
6"
GF is easy to please.
>>80905409
HAHAHAHA WTF?
>>80905457
Some say, she has never laughed
>>80905457
She only laughs when hell freezes over
>>80905476
girth? (definitely no homo)
>>80905145
>better luck next time!
There WILL be a next time, don't you worry about that.
>>80905385
>"""""""""""solid"""""""""""
>>80905457
Theresa May doesn't really laugh, she does that old lady thing where she grins really loudly while keeping her teeth together.
>>80905495
>>80905507
God damnit lads
>>80905409
The labour party is better than fiction desu
>>80905512
DATA
MINING
>>80904893
In some ways I'm starting to miss dish-face.
Partially just because May genuinely terrifies me from a civil liberties perspective. The anti-terror laws Blair brought in are half the reason I want him ruined.
>>80905545
Would you rather have May or Harper as your PM?
>not being at least a 7
>>80904786
>>80904814
>>80904836
>>80904864
One day lad, keep your chin up.
>>80905409
Is there a JUST hair edit of her yet?
>>80905591
shut up goy im not GCHQ or Theresa May
>>80905409
Just spat ovaltine out my nose
>>80905409
So fucking good
>>80905574
Sacrafice a virgin to her and she might laugh
>>80905549
It's thicc m80
I had a sex dream about George Osbourne and he made me cum irl.
I can't look at him without getting turned on now.
>>80905476
>he's a young idiot
>he doesn't know porn actresses use drugs to endure the pain
>he just rams his "tiny cock" in
10/10
>>80905637
Being bigger is not better for having sex with guys desu
>>80905703
for you
>>80905409
Art imitates life, life imitates art.
>>80905409
Life is sweet again
>Think today will be a good day to remember because of the based new cabinet
>Just found out my sister has Bulimia
Shit, lads.
>>80905850
force her to eat ur cok m8
>>80904192
It is a meaningless mechanism to give a false air of democracy.
Think of it this way;
>The European Parliament has 751 seats
>The UK has 73 (9.7%)
>This is the joint third highest representation for any country
>The Uk seats are split between;
UKIP; 24
Labour; 20
Cons; 19
Green; 3
SNP; 2
Lib Dems;1
DUP;1
UUP;1
Plaid Cymru;1
Sinn Fein;1
>No imagine how hard it would be to get all these parties to agree on something
>After all that you are less then 1/7th of the way to meeting the requirements
>>80905850
>>Just found out my sister has Bulimia
Sorry m8
>>80905850
>Bulimia
pics?
>tfw genuinely have never measured my knob
I've always just said average
>>80905769
Good thing I'm not a fucking homo then.
>>80905850
Call her a fat slag while eating a piece of cake.
>>80905897
thanks for making me laugh mate
>>80905409
>No...no
The women near the camera ruins it abit, but the jesus christ. Her literally pulling out the 'Leavers ran away' meme JUST as Boris is named Foreign secretary is a near perfect act of BTFO I'm surprised this wasn't all elaborately managed
>>80905850
Don't worry anon, Theresa May heard and has a treat lined up for Mogg later today!
>>80905911
That image is terrifying.
>Can't afford a spectator subscription
Kill me, lads
>>80905808
thanks for that rare marion
>you will never be her fingers
>>80905970
C U N T I S H
U
N
T
I
S
H
>>80905118
3.5 to 7.
Feels fantastic, man.
>>80905947
See when fucking my wife it feels tiny because after 2 kids it gets loose as fuck really quickly and I don't feel much.
but this 18yo I fucked for a while was sooo tight that when I pushed too hard she squealed and it actually hurt her.
>>80906066
>family has a Economist subscription, with digital access
>hates the Spectator
>can't afford a subscription
>>80906066
Spectator is a comfy rag.
>>80905850
>posting bullshit
If this was true you wouldn't be on fucking 4chan right now
>>80906089
>you will never be her fingers
iktf
Have another rare
>>80906063
>Lauches leadership bid
>media fucks off because Leadsom gave up
>does event
>Media focused on Boris being FM
kek
>>80906170
Do you mean rag as an affectionate or pejorative term?
>>80905457
>5 minutes into civil liberties bonfire 'n' chill when she give u this look
>>80905409
>tfw life is now the thick of it.
It kinda makes up for the show being finished.
Would still love to see some kind of special where Tucker and Olly deal with a Corbyn-esque leader who we never see just up and firing fucking everyone.
>>80905897
>>80905923
>>80905943
>>80905960
>>80905970
>>80906063
Cheers for the (You)'s, lads. At least, whatever the weather, I'll always have you lot.
>>80905457
>>80905495
>>80905574
>>80905669
She laughed earlier when the cameron said he was the future once
>>80906257
Why do you think I said comfy before hand.
All newspapers are shit but spectator does have some quality content.
>>80906248
>launches another event
What will happen next? I suppose the rest of the cabinet announces hit just as she's getting up
Requesting the Arthas and Uther WoW copypasta Brexit meme
>>80906222
>have 15 marions saved now
>>80906310
>I'll always have you lot.
Sorry again m8
>>80906381
Glad you could bake it, Uther
/r/ing this
>>80905769
>>80906386
Is the spectator actually any good? Never read it
>>80906386
I feel like making an /hr/ and posting all of my pictures, but I dont want to share them because im a bit of a cunt
>>80906222
i-is she crying?
>>80906489
>>80906503
Yeah but only if you're into the arts or other stuff other than politics.
>>80906531
An /hr/ thread*
im tired
>>80905118
tfw 9-10"
feels good mang
>>80905409
>https://amp.twimg.com/v/cb7cf4ab-5a04-4941-b7dc-e59869efa8a6
This is too good.
>>80906531
Please, please, please do it. Share them, anon.
>>80906204
Where else would I be? It's not as if I can magically make anything better about the situation, especially at half 1 in the morning.
>>80906542
Im not sure ;_; i hope not
>>80905911
I don't see what's supposed to bother me about the tower of babel reference. Cursory glances say it's intentionally referencing the painting.
Also, breaking down European Parliament seats by country is a silly idea. That's why they join European parties (say, SNP are part of the European Free Alliance, Labour are part of the Party of European Socialists, etc.)
The EU has it's flaws, but for as limited as it's current influence really is (instead of the principle of the matter) it's as much of an issue as Belgium is a country.
It'd have been scarier of federalism wasn't already killed by the march of a million bankrupt slavs.
>>80905723
My GF and I exclusively do anal until we're ready for children. the 6" suddenly feels like it's a 9" because of how tight it is.
>>80905911
Those parties aren't relevant at European Parliament level. There are umbrella parties which national political parties join for the purposes of the European Parliament. For instance, here's the ones for some of those you've listed:
>UKIP
Europeans for Freedom and Direct Democracy (EFDD)
>Labour
Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats (S&D).
>Cons
European Conservatives for Reform (ECR).
>Greens
Nordic Green Left (GUE-NGL), presumably.
Etc. You can google the rest.
>The UK has 73 (9.7%)
>This is the joint third highest representation for any country
The purpose of the European Parliament isn't to represent the Member States, it's to represent EU citizens directly. The European Council, which the PMs/Presidents of Member States sit on, is supposed to represent the Member State government's interests.
>>80906628
>Tfw 9-11"
>>80906431
Nah, don't be. I'd have probably killed myself if I didn't have shitposting.
>Brit/pol/ has been active since around 2013
>British politics has since had several interventions by KEK
Is this a sign?
>>80906628
Proofs?
>>80906628
pics or it didnt happen (not homosexual)
>>80906849
>>80906672
Soz
Im a greedy waifu hoarding cunt
>>80906849
>tfw 0'0"
>>80905118
Aye, I. By I.
>>80906973
HAHAHA
Does anyone else feel enlightened by their independence?
Boris pepe when?
>>80906973
>tfw 7-7"
i cant stop laughing ffs
Who's the ugly blonde haired bint?
>>80907040
*dips*
>>80906919
>>80906930
sorry familios, too drunk to get it up tbqh
>>80906692
>In April 2015, because of his intense anti-FN campaign in the departmental elections, Maréchal-Le Pen criticized the "cretin contempt" ("mépris crétin") of Socialist Prime Minister Manuel Valls in parliament. Valls responded with a trembling hand and an apparent fury.[69][70] After it has became a viral video, she explained it was a reference to Michel Onfray who has also called Valls a "crétin" when the Prime Minister has accused him of "losing his landmarks"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgCdNfcGDlc
This is literally proof that praying to God works
>Have a potentially career ending moment that would be plastered all over the papers on any normal week
>It's exposed in a week where there's so much other shit going on it gets completely buried
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/sex-texts-scandal-may-end-crabbs-ambitions-pvwhghww3
>>80907146
LIAR GET IT THE FUCK UP NOW, POST YOUR BEST PICS AND HELP THIS ANON
>>80907040
THE HYENA CAN BOUNCE ON THE LION'S GRAVE BUT I'M NOT DEAD ANYWAY
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>80907146
>lying on the internet
>>80906885
We'll make it lad
>>80907109
not cool man
>>80907217
>no qt french nationalist gf
kill me
>>80907040
I felt a bit down after it seemed like the Brexit crew were running away from it all, but after this new cabinet I'm feeling much more optimistic, even if Article 50 won't be deployed right away.
>>80907385
3
>>80907217
>Tfw your waifu is literally perfect
Ive been contemplating learning French just to understand what she says, very sad I know
>>80907396
>>80907420
4
(fucking hell now I'm hard)
>>80907116
Boris Johnson, the Foreign Secretary.
>>80907485
>When you pull it out
>>80907109
>guy at work always mentioned his uncle was on one of the buses that blew up
>always a hairs breadth away from asking if he's a zionist shill
>>80907485
5
please post more pics of husbando
You fucking idiots,
thanks a lot you idiots got george osborne sacked.
As a stock trader I will get less money due to a weak pound and may will regulate the financial market so the poorer gets more money and the rich less.
Now you have philip hammond a fucking yes man, who will be a bad chancellor due to his weakness.
You also got amber the idiot as home office secretary she will probably take in more "commonwealth" citizens than whites
Brexiteers you really shot yourself in the foot
>>80907485
i'll post tomorrow evening anon
>>80907575
>>80906628
Wanna bang?
How bad is May?
>>80907575
6
>>80907606
REEEEEEEE
>>80907275
>In a late-night exchange last month he told her that he wanted to kiss her…
>SUBSCRIBE TO SEE THE REST OF THE ARTICLE
what a tease
what's the rest of it?
>>80907675
Not as bad as April.
>>80907559
>>80907635
beautys lads, thanks a lot
>>80907683
>>80907604
Are you that Swede who was pretending to be rich in all those Brexit threads?
>>80907604
>Now you have philip hammond a fucking yes man, who will be a bad chancellor due to his weakness.
Britbongs, this guy is a moron right? I don't really know much about him but he just looks incompetent for some reason. He kind of looks like he ended up where he is by accident.
People are telling me they'll keep freedom of movement. Is it true, lads?
Is Kek pepe's new name?
>>80907723
Theresa May looks like she was an attractive woman at one point 2bqh.
>>80907734
Please stop
>>80907675
So conflicted to be honest, shes appointed a bunch of brexiters in to serve in her cabinet, she could be exactly what we need, its too early to tell though.
>>80907675
Extremly bad.
She will screw us european stock traders and rich europeans.
Theresa may will also regulate the banks and big corporationa probably.
May will end up fucking up the uk economy
>>80907774
Can someone explain why this wouldn't work?
Idea:
>Massively reduce immigration
>With a below replacement birth rate the labour pool will shrink
>Companies now have to pay their workers higher salaries or improve conditions
>Alternatively they can invest in automation which is a technological advance that's good for society (as long as you make sure big companies and rich indivudals are paying their taxes)
>>80907734
R U G G E D
>>80907774
that's his mother's husband's name
>>80907723
April is the best month.
Pic sort of related.
>>80906168
Mate, just delete cookies on their page.
>>80907217
>tfw you will never plough a qt nationalist
>>80907866
HELL YES I TUSS
>>80907852
oy vey goyim don't think for yourself
>>80907828
>being a filthy kike
This jewish hoarding of wealth is exactly why anti-establishment feeling is so prevelant
>>80907852
Oy vey, we need to have eternal economic growth, go- I mean guy.
>tfw hyped for new Cabinet tomorrow
God I can't wait
>>80907763
It's possible.
>>80907814
"""Brexiters"""
She wanted to delay article 50, any more on that?
>>80907828
breva depå
>>80905409
>>80907040
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes teapot*
>>80907828
Opposite - may will move for less regulation. Naturally we get less fiscal regulation from leaving the eu anyway.
Lower business tax was step one - it'll keep going Britain has a better and brighter future ahead.
So happy that cokehead Osbourne is out of a job, hopefully they find him in a dark alley sucking cock for some heroine mmoney
What time is the new cabinet being announced tomorrow, lads?
I need to set an alarm
>>80908134
i laughed and i'm german
>>80908177
Best Milliband incoming
>>80907696
Tim is such a bro.
>>80908136
Let's go full Singapore. No tariffs and lassiez-faire, but a quite substantial welfare state
>>80908110
Only until we have a concrete plan, Im optimistic about it since we're 2 months ahead of schedule, I hope to fuck that we trigger it by the end of the year or very early 2017, it looks like it may be the case
>>80908110
>"""Brexiters"""
Nah Davis and Fox are pretty hardcore brexiters, mate
regarding article 50, i imagine we will know a lot more about the timeline very soon. the new cabinet is only still get released.
>>80907774
kek smiles upon this thread
>>80908136
>Opposite - may will move for less regulation. Naturally we get less fiscal regulation from leaving the eu anyway.
>Lower business tax was step one - it'll keep going Britain has a better and brighter future ahead
She will probably deregulate small businesses and will regulate big businesses and banks, which will throw the uk in a depression.
>>80908247
The Chief Mouser will start the proceedings at 10:00
>>80908105
Post ur ahegaos
>3 seconds in put your pants down and chill and she gives you this look
>>80908247
pls someone help a lad out
>>80907866
>>80908177
>>80908288
3 DUBS IN A ROW FOR ED
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>80908336
>oy vey, goyim! You can't favour local businesses over the multinational bloodsuckers
>>80908110
Possible, sure, but likely? I think they'll at least try to get some checks to keep out those with criminal records, but that would require some kind of process for everyone, so not really FoM, but possibly still guaranteed right of residence for Europeans with no record.
>>80908247
Throughout the whole day after 11 probably
>>80908291
laissez faire is the way forward but welfare state isn't. We need to remove all subsidies and give outs with tax rebates and breaks.
>>80908336
If you can name a single large trust fund betting on that, that would be great.
If this was true large uk banks would be shorted right now, but that's not shown in the markets at all.
>>80908522
>laissez faire is the way forward
no
>>80908465
THE RIDE
NEVER
ENDS
>>80908522
Perhaps, lets just go full Neo-Victorian
>>80908110
>"""Brexiters"""
>She wanted to delay article 50, any more on that?
David Davis wants to delay article 50 and he's been a hardcore Eurosceptic since before you were born
>>80908648
nvm yes
>>80908717
Why does he want a delay?
Juncker wants it fast, eurosceptic Davis wants it slow, why is this?
at least amber rudd won't be on QT anytime soon
>>80908942
That's a plus. And hay, Nigel can appear more!
[spoiler]So can Gideon[/spoiler]
>>80908931
All is explained here
http://www.conservativehome.com/platform/2016/07/david-davis-trade-deals-tax-cuts-and-taking-time-before-triggering-article-50-a-brexit-economic-strategy-for-britain.html
>>80908931
Gives us leverage
>>80908931
Juncker wants us out before we're ready
Come on /pol/, you know what to do...
WE ARE LOSING!!
https://twitter.com/NighSide/status/753363940634161152
What do you think it will be that will finally send him over the edge?
Larry should've been Home Sec tbqh
>>80908522
>he thinks people are dumb enough to short global banks
>>80908931
We need a few months for the government to get its shit together basically. Set up the new exit cabinet office. The civil service is frantically recruiting trade negotiators out of the private sector right now since the UK hasn't negotiated trade deals for 43 years.
And the government need to get their negotiating positions set and agreed.
>>80908931
junker wants to rush our exit through so that we are not in the european eye for so long that other countries start asking questions
Top Uk prime ministers
1. John Major
2. Tony blair
3. Gordon brown
4. Ted Heath
5. David Cameron
They are the best because they were pro eu and deregulation.
John major fought so hard for the uk to stay in the ERM.
But due to his stupid chancellor Norman Lamont the uk left and the bank of england crashed and has not recovered since the. The day was called black wednesday
>>80909065
A shove from Are Nige.
>>80909065
trump being elected
>>80909065
Trump wins in the USA
>>80908931
Brits don't really want to leave, they're just throwing a tantrum because they hadn't had enough attention for a while.
>>80909130
Let's Love Tony
>>80905127
No it aint, a few gurka's depending where you live. But certainly no mussies or nogs
>>80909065
ukip winning over labour in the north at the next GE
>>80909130
britainboo here
should i watch this or is this just for cunts?
>>80909130
>the uk left and the bank of england crashed and has not recovered since the. The day was called black wednesday
This bait is so poor lad
>>80906444
it started
'Britain: Glad you could make it, EU. EU: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be a nation, but I'm....'
etc
>>80909130
>But due to his stupid chancellor Norman Lamont the uk left
You mean due to Soros we left right?
>>80909076
Better than Rudd, she seems like another fairly generic Cameroon. Not v pleased to be attending her alma mater
>>80909266
ah thats good
>>80909099
Was just pointing out if Britain was going to face a big fiscal drop - I feel based on my situation in the real world my trust manager would tell me for one. Also if you think the banks will drop without evidence you're a fool.
Deutsche bank is dropping significantly - why not British banks?
This is positive for the uk,
History of political parties
>>80909512
>Tories around since 1781
They just pull through anything don't they?
>>80909314
Don't blame him for making billions off your flimsy """currency""".
>>80909512
I miss the Whig/Tory divide desu.
>>80909674
You're like 300 years old?
>tfw still awake
>tfw have to get up at 7 to see a doctor about my depression
>>80909590
Arguably around since the exclusion crisis or, even, the civil war.
>>80909595
>the euro
>>80909789
You don't have to have directly experienced something to prefer it
>>80909789
Brucie goes on Brit/pol/?
With Boris as Foreign Secretary, could his dreams of greater unity in the Commonwealth become reality?