>tfw no cartel gf to kill me and have sex with my corpse
I guess i wasn't meant to be, lads.
>>80897117
>she was tied up and fed a single taco per day
>>80897771
top kek, hopefully it was an al pastor taco
>>80897117
>No Mexican QT to rape and execute
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3664253/Mexican-model-23-gunned-family-masked-gunman-stormed-home-targeted-hit.html
>>80897117
>tied up and fed one taco per day
>>80897117
THis is a horseshit story. She probably trying to get a movie deal or some horseshit.
>>80897771
>she was tied up and fed a single taco per day
is this the mexican version of water-boarding?
>>80898820
When i read that i realized the whole article was satire.
That or its a dumb bimbo female criminal looking for some more street cred.
This chick is full of shit
A failed lookout is executed and not punished with some weak taco a day bullshit
You can tell that to her one small meal a day and being tied up is something she came up with because that's the most horrible shit her mind could think up. The cartel would not do this if members were caught and product captured by a failed lookout, beheading minimum.
>>80898479
Jésus Christ that's brutal, whats the story?
>>80899084
it becomes more funny the more I think about it
she's literally living in a shit hole where people are being picked apart like lego figures and the most fucked-up thing she can think of when being interviewed? only being served one (1) taco per day
>>80899614
Those are real mexican hitwomen gettting killed in revenge. Well two of them are confirmed sicario's.
>>80899148
>were caught and product captured by a failed lookout, beheading minimum
No just a bullet. Beheadings are reserved for those who you want to make an example out of.
>>80897117
>people believe this shit
>>80899933
Which is exactly what you want for your failed lookouts, you don't want this shit to ever happen
Shes pretty hot, id totally let her decapitate and rape me
>>80899933
Fucking brutal. But also who just sits there and let's their head be slowly cut off? Make a run for it or try to fight them. What's the worst they'll do, shoot you?
>>80900609
I'd say come for your family and do the exact same thing to them?
So it's either accept your fate and let them live or do something stupid and have them do this to your wife and kids in front of you
>>80900609
I think I once read online that they drug them
Combine that with the days of nonstop torture prior to their execution and I'm guessing at that point they just want a way out and dying provides that
>>80901010
Yea I'm not gonna believe some dude slowly cutting my head off is gonna keep his word not to fuck with my family. They have no rules, only what's convenient to them
>>80897117
Christ Paco, be careful what you wish for. I'd be careful about saying that too loud and I'm not in the damn country with her.
>>80901214
Surprisingly enough some of them do have rules
El Chapos cartel as a rule won't kill innocent women and children and if they do the member that did faces consequences.
All the horror stories you normally hear are the smaller rival cartels trying to add shock value to their name to gain ground via fear
>>80897117
You can get erect after being beheaded? It sounds like something a leftist would do.
>>80897117
>erections
>possible after being beheaded
>>80897117
How do you fuck a headless corpse?
Their dick would not be hard at all.
Perhaps it's my eyesight but I'm fairly sure her rifle doesn't have rear sights.
>>80899933
The thing that gets me about this Cartel videos is that the shit they use to cut of their victims heads are always so fucking dull and shit. God damn even ISIS is able to chop off a dudes head in a single blow usually, why are wetbacks so inefficient at killing?
>>80902822
Only plebs use dicks
>>80897117
How does female-on-male necrophilia work? I don't imagine an erection is possible on a corpse
>>80903020
No need for rear sights when the gun is a toy replica/only used for point blankexecution
>die a virgin
>get laid right after
>>80897117
She's bullshitting, human blood is toxic
>>80899148
Unless other cartel members die or a load is lost due to her failing to report she won't die. They usually have different punishments. Some Zetas hit your ass with a plank while other starve and tie you up for a day. Don't talk about thing you don't know brah brah.
>>80902822
>what is rigor mortis
>>80903261
>be wizard
>cast spell to become lich and come back from death
>whore who killed you saps your mana
>>80903785
Oh ffs America you can't be that stupid
>>80897117
>taking women at their word
I bet she hasn't even seen combat.
Looks like my ex, weird. German/Puerto Rican though
>>80904580
>>taking women at their word
This, women are jews, always do the opposite of what jews say.
>>80904580
>combat
What a waste of a female hitman.
You fuck the target, then get him while he sleeps.
>>80903040
it's to make it painful man
>>80903040
They use dull blades on purpose because it makes the scene more gruesome. ISIS do the same thing, because it makes normies 1000% more horrified if there's 3 minutes of blood and hacking and sawing compared to 10 seconds for something quick and clean like a guillotine.
Quick /pol/. You're tied up and given one taco to eat per day. Your captors have allowed you to chose what type of taco to eat.
What kind of taco is it?
>>80903091
she wears a strap-on
>>80897117
What a charming young lady
BUILD MORGUE
>>80906115
the kind of taco that is more than one taco
checkmate cartels
>>80897117
So her boyfriend must feel like shit.
>Get cucked by dead bodies
or
>learn gf fantasizes about cucking you with dead bodies.
>>80903709
I know brah
I'm an expert in this
The biggest punishment the cartel can hand out is going on with life as a filthy unwashed Mexican
>>80897117
The Mexican understanding of Christianity is Satanism.
>>80898249
I'd have sex with that headless body
>>80906115
Pink Taco
>she was tied up and fed a single taco per day
![taco-bell-doritos-tacos-e1346234121809[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JI5fBOF.jpg "taco-bell-doritos-tacos-e1346234121809[1].jpg")
>>80906115
>I will never get to eat this taco
;__;
>>80900609
You are thinking about that decision while you are in a safe spot on the computer, imagine being on your knees with a gun to your head and any sign of resistance is met with lethal force. I doubt the executioners tell them they are going to be slowly beheaded, they are probably just hoping to make it out of there alive
>>80897117
this would make a good metal gear solid character
>>80897117
More proof that mexicans are subhuman, satanic garbage and their entire evil nation should be nuked.
>>80897771
that one line blew that whole thing apart
>>80907797
I bought a box of 12 the other day and mixed and matched.
Cool ranch and nacho cheese are the best ones
>>80907797
It's overrated. I ate one years ago and haven't eaten one since.
>>80898479
Oh my God that must have been so embarrassing for the guy with the axe.
>>80897117
Someone make the picture please!
>you can go but you have to eat this taco first...
>>80898436
Gotta keep dat figure in check
>>80897117
>she was tied up and fed a single taco per day
I'm sorry...! I can't take this seriously anymore.
>>80900609
>What's the worst they'll do
Drop you into a barrel of acid, for one.
>>80897771
>>>80897117 (OP)
>>she was tied up and fed a single taco per day
A taco a day keeps Los Federalès away
>>80899628
>picked apart like lego figures
mfw they get me riding my motorcycle
>>80906115
Lengua Tacos
>>80906115
>tied up and fed a taco a day.
Could be worse. Maybe an improvement over how much I can afford to eat now. If they gave me some books too, could be ok.
>>80908242
>Cool ranch
That's one of those american flavours, I don't think anyone actually likes it here.
>>80908261
I actually don't like hard-shell tacos. But I love (cheese or hot) Doritos. I'd like to try one.
ONE
>>80899933
>>80898479
>liberals are fighting against a man trying to build a wall to keep these people out
>>80897117
This girl was a Brazilian drug dealer responsible for 50 murders, maybe more. She used to control a place called Red Hill, that's why the red hair.
Why I'm posting this? I'm starting to believe in the Aposematism thing.
>>80907797
What the fuck is that?
Why the tortilla is a fucking dorito?
How can you call it a taco when that shit is hard as fuck and would probably break to pieces after the first bite?
>>80908936
Liberals are mentally ill. They are going to get all of us killed.
>>80897771
>>80898820
Everyday, You guys never cease to crack me up, Well memed my friends
>>80899933
Why don't they ever do it right?
How cruel do you have to be?
>>80909149
>Why don't they ever do it right?
Because it's done wrong on purpose so the death is more awful and the message stronger.
>>80909056
It is actually quite soft. they are pretty damn good and always sell out so you can only get them when the next delivery comes in.
>>80898479
The guy with the axe should be decapitated as well. That's embarrassing.
>>80899933
absolute savages!
yanks should be embarassed they allow such savageness on their continent...invade and civilize the scum!
>>80903785
>>80904397
>being decapitated and fucked by gang members with your rigor mortis boner
surely there's a metal song out there about this
>>80898479
Why are all these mexican beheading webms always done to already dead bodies? They don't want to do it when they're alive or what?
>>80903261
delet
>>80903261
Kek
That's so sad
>>80909149
The Cartels should take some notes from the middle east.Middle easterners know how decapitate efficiently
>>80909766
looks like they didnt let him walk away
>>80909610
Mexico is on the same continent as the Yanks
>>80910025
In the last decade what region of the world has the highest head count?
>>80910004
>only one guy was really good at it but then someone cut his head off
Do you think his last thoughts were him being disappointed that the guy cutting his head off sucks at doing it?
>>80910153
well fucking invade them and kill the cartels and drag those cunts into the 1st world like we did with india
you need that fuckin wall m8
>>80909149
From all the stories and stuff they seem to have a similar love for torture as just about ever society did just a handful of centuries back.
>>80910004
why do they kill the women, its not like they are rival cartel leaders.
How does a woman have sex with a dead body? There's no erection... Someone explain plz
>>80910004
>tfw her eyes are still moving after her head gets cut off.
>trump unironically wants to deport this
Wew lad
>>80906309
So like a double decker taco?
>>80902413
This is actually common. Even ejaculations. But in 5 seconds, a last reflex.
>>80910399
>implying a woman can't have a penis
I'm not sure what year you think you're in, anon, but it's 2016.
>>80910465
someone should collect these videos and stitch them together and the title of the video should be why we need the trump wall...normies respond well to fear
>>80910617
kek
>>80910617
Kek
But seriously, so this bitch would have sex with dead bodies, OK.... Would she fuck them? Or just like ride on their like hand inside of them? Strap on?
A woman can rape a man who's alive and doesn't want to have sex, but how does a woman rape a dead man
>>80898479
>takes that many chops to take a head off
neck yourself paco
>>80909658
I don't think that is the real Big Ounce
>>80903091
>>80906126
force fed him viagra
gets raging boner
place rubber band around base
cut off head
fuck dead boner.
>tfw not mexican so can't just go out and find a qt corpse to fuck
>>80910895
I unno. Cock pump and a ring? Be creative, anon. If a border jumping necro can figure it out, it can't be that fucking had.
>>80910382
Women who get their heads cut off are usually rats or murderers themselves.
>>80911164
Sounds like you know your shit, senpai
>>80897117
>she has a white boyfriend
THERE IS HOPE LADS
>>80911311
That would have been a nice pun if I'd spelled it correctly.
>>80910382
In that particular one it was a dudes gf who thought it was a smart idea to cheat on a cartel member I think.
>>80908369
And that is not the type of people you wanna look like a bitch in front of
>>80897117
must be other world live in mexico
>>80908962
if its not white you should be scared
>>80897117
Wow, maximum edge. She should br careful not to cut herself.
>>80911243
wasting the hot chicks is just wrong. Where do you find more pics like this?
>>80911243
>All I want is to not fuck fat chicks and get a girl like this
>mfw they're being killed like worthless meat in Mexico
>>80911243
Your children would not be white, Comrade.
>>80911243
Damn that chick in white is actually hot. Might be a good cum dumpster. Got anymore pictures ivan?
>>80897117
>Trump wants to deport this
>>80912234
Implying they didn't rape the fuck out of them
>>80901762
kek ... ok kid
>>80897117
>people shocked by this
>literally the same people as pic only with a tiny bit of Spanish blood
you can convert the savage out of the pagan, but you can't take the pagan out of the savage.
>>80903040
sharp knives are dangerous, they could cut themselves
>>80909766
How do you even know this inside scoop
wtf
this isn't the kind of shit they show on just any news channel
>>80913370
Dead gurls can't get pregnant.
Its not miscegnation if death comes before I do.
>>80909658
its hard to tell whether they were already dead or drugged or what. they definitely don't move much, they don't even flinch when they are getting axed.
>>80913949
Shouldn't that be the other way around? They're no longer pagan but they're certainly still savage.
How can one have a death fetish? You realize it's a full stop to everything?
>>80910895
two words: rigor mortis
>>80898479
>go be fat somewhere else
>>80914256
>You realize it's a full stop to everything?
Only godless heathens think this way
>>80914240
i said that
>convert the savage out of the pagan
>can't take pagan out of the savage
>>80897117
savage
Is the blood drinking thing a meme or do those savages actually do that?
>>80906115
Cabeza or Al Pastor... cabeza actually.
Can a freshly dead body get it up and ejaculate. Could she get pregnant from a dead guy?
>>80897117
>1 taco a day
How the fuck did she not die
>>80911243
seeing dead spics always gives me a smile. damn these savages. what a failed mud race
>>80914653
they gave her double meat
>>80914945
>double meat
>>80897117
Empty, soulless eyes.
>>80913493
I've never eaten a taco
Does the entire crispy shell just crack in your hands when you take a bite?
If any of this is true, she just started the countdown of her own head, 1 week tops and she is dead.
>>80914256
but not to my boner
>>80907797
They are pretty much the most amazing thing at Taco Bell
>>80915696
>crispy shell
most good tacos use soft flour or corn tortillas, not the crispy taco bell kind. the crunchy tacos dont just crack all the way through when you bite them. one day you will leave the UK and bravely try non-boiled food
>>80916030
Actually pal I've eaten fried food too
>>80911243
>>80915631
Story?
>>80915631
What a damn shame
>claims to have had sex with beheaded corpses and drank their blood
Well who hasn't amirite
She's actually in this music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15pMHi9h8rI
>>80897117
How do you have sex with a male corpse as a female? Isn't the peepee soft?
>>80905343
>women are jews
>>80897117
>mexican intellectual using the word "lads" unironically
fucking throw up. everywhere. GTFO my /pol/ paco
>>80916729
I would argue they're worse than jews.
>>80915696
Look up how to make homemade tortillas if you can't find them over there.
Grill some steak, dice it and add onion, cilantro, lime and enjoy.
It's a basic as fuck taco but you'll get the idea
>>80917377
Don't forget British salsa
>>80915696
It's brittle enough to take bites out of, but strong enough to not fall apart. Tacos with mince, cheese, salad and some salsa are pretty sweet
>>80897117
That vibrant Aztec diversity is coming through.
>>80917762
I refrained from suggesting he add any kind of salsa
I get the feeling their spicy sauces wouldn't go well with tacos. Nothing beats grilled salsa for tacos
>>80897117
How do you have sex if their blood isn't pumping
>>80918601
rigor mortis
>>80897117
she looks like my ex
>>80910399
If the body is upright there is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
>>80897117
this guy has a whole truck load
![920x920[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6MWnkHX.jpg "920x920[1].jpg")
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Female-assassin-found-dismembered-stuffed-in-6207124.php
Looks like someone got the old Hal Jordan's GF treatment.
>>80897117
>didn''t matter, had sex
wait . . . sex first
you think she'd be smart enough not to actually have a fucking picture on SM with a weapon in her hands.
This is why the kikes make better criminals than mexicans.
>>80923411
Wrong Green Lantern
>>80900609
there is ALWAYS one fucking retard that says something like this
>>80923934
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>80924210
Sorry for what?
What do you think of cartel cemeteries?
>>80897117
You guys laugh at this shit but it's coming to the US in a few years. Hopefully the spics take over Austin.
>>80924712
>And here we see Jose, never too hesitant to trim some lawns.
>If she failed, she would be tied up and fed a single taco per day
How inhumane!
>>80897117
After dating a few latinas this seems pretty normal.
I have a new fetish.
>>80898479
is the lady second from right in the pink alive until buddy slits her throat? looks like it. gotta be tough to hear the lady next to you need 10 chops with an axe to be beheaded, knowing those chucklefucks are the ones who are about to kill you
>>80908962
she looks like a great fuck desu
mexican pussy smells and tastes fucking terrible they dont know that they're supposed to clean themselves and just let your old cum sit in there.
and dont even consider going at it from the back, unless you like the smell of shit
>>80927050
that's why you give them a good bath first like any other dumb bitch
Zetas weren't even a cartel really. They simply jacked and taxed loads going across the border of real cartels, which is why they were mainly situated in all smuggling points into and out of Mexico.
While golfo and cdg guys had to procure/manufacture/distribute/find buyers for their shit the Zetas merely sat at the border crossings with a gun and demanded money to let the shipment pass or they would jack it and sell it themselves. It wasn't until that American snitch took it over that they started moving their own product. They don't even really exist anymore, basically everybody who made up the original Z are dead or in jail or working for somebody else it's the Trevino family jackers now.
This girls story is also completely made up horseshit to get sympathy or sell a movie deal.
>>80906115
Carne guisada
>>80927176
shouldnt they know that their pussy is rotten? i know when i smell bad. i guess women just dont want to believe that they can be shitty too
>>80927346
lots of women think that if they wash their cunts it will ruin the delicate balance of shit and lead to yeast infections or whatever
>>80898249
>Dat Photoshop
>>80927701
Curved door kek
classic instagram photochop whoring
>>80927494
education is a wonderful thing and its sad that some women dont indulge in it, even when it would make them more desirable
>>80904397
It's actually quite common to achieve a post death erection if shot in the head or spine.
>>80916729
It's the gender jew, m8
>>80908962
how the heck do you go from THAT
to THIS!?
>>80908962
Crazy pussay is the best pussay, imo
>>80898479
>>80899933
>Liberals call Trump racist for trying to prevent this from coming to America
>>80910658
This seems like a really good idea actually. What's the point of getting all this information on /pol/, it's not like we don't already know all this. If we could show the masses some of the stuff we uncover here we'd finally seem some action and change.
This is a lie. Woman cant be necrophiliacs their small reptile brains keep them from having an emotional response to something that can't take care of them.
>>80928462
Did she died?
>>80928763
>>80908579
Nah nigga, top taste detected
>>80897771
>>80898436
>i didn't need these sides
>>80906115
A delicious Taco town deep fried pancake, pizza, crepe, tamale, mulita, gordita, taco. Served in the chili-filled tote bad, of course.
>>80903040
Yes but in ISIS the execute are petrified and dont speak. There is one guy of a beheading who is talking while they are cutting his head off, claiming the executer to do it quick, then he starts shouting, telling him he's a pussy for not doing it right.
>>80929209
>internet explorer
>>80913248
Constant pipeline of human trash streams through regularly on way to USA.
There's also La China that crazy cartel bitch who killed 180 people mainly by dismemberment and was snitched on by her own boyfriend.
I don't understand why anybody joins these heatbag criminal groups, literally all of them are dead or in jail for life your shelf life as a modern heatbag gangster is about 2 years and if lucky you do life in prison as a snitch instead of being on Mexico's Most Funniest Execution Videos
You cannot get the Aztec out of Mexicans.
>>80910382
Anyone you see in these types of videos was affiliated with cartels
contrary to popular belief the cartel don't mindlessly kill civilians , they aren't niggers despite their criminal nature.
>she doesn't know how erections work
>>80931501
Dont be so naive. Sometimes they do. And since many years ago, more often than ever. http://www.proceso.com.mx/379790/creel-la-masacre-que-el-gobierno-de-chihuahua-olvido
>>80930895
>I don't understand why anyone would join gangs
There is no understanding. You're white, and therefore capable of lawful justice. Browns are not.
Every narco known considers these beheadings and torture to be normal justice. Then, they actually expect they'll go out the same way. It is maddening for a white to try and comprehend, but do you worry this much about sub Sahara Africans and their lip bowls?
Nope, you just consider them fucking crazy and keep them away from your volk.
>>80931899
all it says is armed men attacked a bus
we don't know if it was cartel or not and knowing how crazy the lands in mexico are it could have been just a random group of maniacs
cartels have done desperate things over the years sure mostly because they're starting to lose the imaginary war the government declared on them but putting more attention on themselves never helps
>>80898479
>mexican headsman
>>80899084
Mexican Sicario Girls are like that...
>Source: my cousin is a psycho
>>80903261
FUCK
>>80910617
Oh, Canada..
>>80906115
CHOCO
This is why you wipe out the natives not breed with them you stupid Spanish, you get the violent shits.
>>80897117
> fucking a flaccid dead person
lies
>>80898249
Anyone else love the way light catches pushed up tits?
>>80897117
how does she make corpses hard... smmfh
>>80897117
>tied up and fed a single taco per day
>>80913995
underrated
>>80933228
Rigor Mortis makes everything stiff.
>>80909056
do you mexicunts seriously not have hard tacos?
Soft tacos are fucking impossible unless you roll it into a burrito
gotta love these shitskins, no real morals, the whole society values and condones this shit.
>>80897117
>little brown girl in background...
>>80933794
>>80909056
You never heard of taco dorado?
>>80934081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XiSnCt9fDc
>>80934081
>says the hollywood pedophile enabling gringo
>>80934713
those are isolated cases tho, i've grown watching mexican telenovelas and channels, you people love to kill degrade people and expose yourselves
Whatever happened to El Destructor del Mundo?
>>80934938
>>80934713
1. I don't watch tv or give companies like tlc any revenue
2. mexico is literally governed by racist corrupt politicians, police are too lazy, or too careless to do anything against cartels
3.cartels actually give money to the government just so they can continue their operations
in america we actually have laws that are enforced pendejo.
>>80897117
>california jail cell
Trump was fucking right, Mexico is sending over their fucking criminals.
>>80935209
>Baja California
>US
>>80914666
You would say that.
>>80898479
/r/pussypassdenied
>>80915631
>>80911243
WASTED
A
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T
E
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>>80897117
Tied up and fed a single taco a day.
>>80907797
I work at taco bell, they suck.
The cheese gordita crunch is wayyyyy better.
>>80898479
>>80899933
>>80909766
>>80910004
It would be wise to broadcast this footage at an anti-Tump rally or Hillary rally.
>>80910429
In several ISIS beheading videos, they like to show the sword to the head and move it back and forth to film the eyes tracking the sword, basically if you try to hold your breath right now, that is about how long your eyes would still move around after being decapitated.
>>80912234
Girls and Corpses Magazine
>>80933794
when the inside of the taco is too heavy for the tortilla to hold it, we use two tortillas
>>80915845
Are those potato chips? Fuck this diet...
>>80898479
I bet trump could air an ad just showing this and win 97% of the vote
>>80908651
And that's why you're cucks, blue Doritos are the best
>>80915631
>short shorts
And nothing of value was lost that day.
>>80897117
this is so fuckin hot mmmm
>>80897117
>this thread is still up
