>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880 (embed)
>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632 (embed)
First for May's Britain.
>>80893830
Not today buddy
AHHHH
>>80893757
labour are cutting themselves to pieces
>>80893899
>>80893874
>>80893858
Delete this TRAITORS!
PERFECT POLITICAL MOVE ALREADY
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>we leave the EU
>it doesn't even matter because antarctic/space Nazis are going to fly their UFOs over and disintegrate us all as revenge for Dresden
tfw
>>80893856
Nice try.
Not going to slip your column past me sunshine.
>>80893923
>>80893888
>>80893856
>>80893830
got closer this time
>>80893757
>that pic
The GE seems like a century away, rip david clegg you were the best lord protector we've ever had
NO SINGLE MARKET FOR BASED DAVIS
FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT IS FINISHED
Does anybody have the wakey wakey Nigel picture from twitter. Much appreciated if someone had it.
>>80893757
>>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
Oh no, >>80893858 ruined it (again). RIP.
Daily reminder Karen is a hapa
Daily reminder Karen is a side character
Daily reminder that Karen would rightfully be deported
Daily reminder Karen is not allowed in the United Kingdom
>>80893971
kek
>>80893971
>M A D M A N
>>80893858
sad fucker.
>>80893757
There is a timeline where we had an Ed Milliband SNP coalition
>>80893971
He really is a clever lad.
>>80894006
SO. FUCKING. BASED
>>80894058
What?
>>80893971
should have been hong kong
>>80893991
What the fuck do they classify as misogyny?
>>80894084
I know thank Kek he saved us from that.
>>80894006
>>80894084
>>80894135
Whistles, nasty words, generally being rude.
>>80894084
>kek saved us from it
PRAISE HIM!
Am I the only one who takes 'Perfidious Albion' and 'Eternal Anglo' as compliments? It's pretty cool to be a wily nation of shopkeepers that, although small, outwits its rivals through clever diplomacy and mountains of cash
So what does everyone think about May sounding like a Labour leader?
Are you hoping it is all lies?
>>80894124
actually, it was probably meant for this sad cunt>>80893991
>>80894029
Karen has dual citizenship.
>>80894084
I pity them, for they are far away from Steins Gate
>MFW it's been nearly a year and a half since any quality Milliband-Cameron banter in the house of commons.
YOU'LL NEVER VOTE TO LEAVE
YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY LEAVE
YOU'LL KEEP FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT
8)
>two more shadow cabinet positions for Corbyn to fill
kek
>>80893994
Not close enough shipmate, I will do my duty, Nelson expects it.
>>80894216
>generally being rude
Fucking really? Looks like they're going to have to arrest most of fucking nottingham then
who /cripplinganxiety/ here
>>80894006
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>80894353
h-hi
>>80894256
What you talking about soft lad.
>David Davis is in cabinet
Almost worth a May victory tbqh
>>80894084
>tfw you are in the better universe
>>80894361
HOW CAN THIS BE
>>80894130
We will have good trading relations with all of the Commonwealth, I imagine.
A very bright, good future awaits these isles indeed!
>>80894405
I wonder what happens to him when we actually achieve Brexit.
>>80894353
me
sometimes I can't even stick around on 4chan after posting because of it and have to close it
it has completely ruined my life 2bh
>>80894006
based Davis
>>80894274
Are you ready for May-Corbyn banter?
Battersea's on fire lads
>>80894353
Feel better since Brexit 2bh
>>80894224
What a racist coment is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXsjOG5a7jI
BEHOLD MY STAND
[B R E X I T C A B I N E T]
>>80894484
brexit is an entity which we have already manifested.
>>80894484
He's knighted and made a lord
>>80894491
I can post fine anonymously at least but when it comes to steam or anything like that, can't do it
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4sorch/bbc_boris_johnson_is_foreign_secretary/
>>80894261
Tuturuuuuxit means tuturuuuuxit
>>80893687
>>80893611
He wants people allowed over on work visas, not free movement of people.
This is the same setup Austrailia has, if you aren't even prepared to let people into the country to work then your economy will collapse.
>>80894540
Oh well.
>>80894238
>So what does everyone think about May sounding like a Labour leader?
It's called political positioning, the most left wing sentence Thatcher ever uttered was when the entered No.10.
All May has to do to annihilate Labour for a generation or more is to steal the few remaining centrist Labour supporting swing voters. There's nothing wrong with trying to create equality of opportunity, it's state enforced equality of outcome that's pure cancer. I wouldn't worry.
>>80894224
>wily nation of shopkeepers that, although small, outwits its rivals through clever diplomacy and mountains of cash
Welcome to the club.
>>80894277
>libcucks not blaming themselves for failing to vote, thereby passively taking alpha white male dick like the sissy betas they are
>>80894353
Me
I would like a better job and progress in life but I'm too scared and crippled by anxiety to even try
>>80894484
maybe merged into Fox's office to maintain and expand trade
maybe become the minister for EU matters or something, even after we leave we're going to have near constant interaction and political navigation.
>>80894506
who's that?
Please be a girl, i cant go through more disapointment
>>80894540
The doggos alright?
>>80894130
>Taking it literally
Keep up lad. It was a dig at Obama. Singapore etc will be at the front
>>80894120
happy a euro sceptic has been appointed our negotiator for leaving
sleep comfy tonight boys
>>80894734
>>80894700
how much Nazi gold do you guys actually have
>>80894734
Lana Rain
>>80894353
haven't left the house in weeks desu
>>80894599
I am the same
It took me months to initiate my first actual conversation with someone at work
>>80894745
Don't know, it's near Clapham Junction, but I'm not a Londoner so I have no idea where that is.
>>80894484
ARISE SIR DAVID DAVIS, AND TAKE THE HOME SECRETARY BRIEF YOU WERE BORN FOR.
>>80894754
ANIME
ANIME
A
N
I
M
E
>Be me
>Brexit happens
>Girl I've liked for a year admits she likes me
>We're now going out
>Based Conservative government being formed
>Labour is destroying itself
Why is life so good at the moment, is this a gift from Kek?
>>80894833
>>80894779
All of it but it's not just limited to Nazi gold, we don't discriminate when it comes to precious metals, just like you don't discriminate when it comes to rocket scientists.
Lads, went to my bird's graduation ceremony other day.
There was speeches by guests and people receiving honorary degrees.
One was the founder of the 30% club - whose aim is to try and get at least 30% of board members in FTSE 100 companies to be women.
She said she has already achieved that since 2010, and now she is changing her goals from gender to other issues such as race.
I nearly puked.
She also brought Brexit up.
>>80894865
Kek rewards those who are loyal anon
>>80894865
>Girl I've liked for a year admits she likes me
g-good for you
and don't we all feel sorry for george osborne
So we've became so cucked we've elected our first female prime minister. Who fucking supports miss imagination and wants sharia law. Well fucking done.
>>80894734
well anon, sorry to disappoint
>>80894006
Truly we are living in the meme timeline.
>>80894865
KEK rewards all his followers anon
whats gonna happen to the scotcuts now?
> Vote to leave UK and join EU
> Can't use £, has to use €
> Oil worth fuck all
> we build wall as Nikola floods scotland with migrants.
> ???
>>80894865
Congrats m8
>>80894865
>tfw politics is good
>but my life is still shit and no gf
conflicted
>>80893991
The sheriff of Nottingham, making up laws again.
Who shall save us.
>>80894662
Anyone speak Nazi to translate this?
https://np.reddit.com/r/de/comments/4sosqy/boris_johnson_zum_britischen_au%C3%9Fenminister_ernannt/
>>80894952
it's ok brother, keep trying and it will all come good, I promise <3
>>80894999
HOLY KEK
>>80894006
Based DD
As if we didn't need reminding, it's become abundantly clear how retarded most young people are through what's happening with Corbyn.
They voted him in because they thought they were getting a fresh candidate with fresh ideas, like some kind of honest version of Nick Clegg. They memed him so hard they forgot that he wasn't what they actually want him to be.
He's a bloody old-school socialist who was never going to believe in the EU because of its suppression of workers wages. I can't believe these kids are actually flaming him for not being what they want him to be which is something he never was in the first place, some kind of centrist-looking multicultural leader. They didn't even know what they were voting in and now are disappointed it's not what they wanted.
>>80894662
Boris is actually highly educated and would make a superb talk show host.
He is arguably in the best position, the media simply wont have enough hours in the day to keep up with his ramblings while his staff deal with the paper work
>>80895005
EU doesn't want them.
It's the UK or no deal.
https://twitter.com/afneil
NEIL'S GOING ON A RAMPAGE BOYS
DUCK AND COVER
>>80894999
PRAISE KEK
Here's Angela Eagle moaning about Boris becoming foreign secretary, if anybody hasn't seen it yet...
https://twitter.com/PA/status/753335341306621952
>>80894006
Saved for future flustering
>>80894999
CHECKED!!!
>>80894965
Here have a (You)
>>80894865
Kek rewards the faithful
Our weekly thread offerings have been noticed by our Lord
PRAISE HIM
PRAISE HIS NAME NOW
>>80895032
>REEEEEEEEEE boris is stupid
>REEEE uk made a mistake
>>80895005
Well just repair Hadrian's wall lad
Empress Theresa shall restore Pax Britannica
>>80895032
You already know what it says
>>80894999
He has spoken, praise to KEK!
>>80895005
neither since they won't get another vote for ages and by then the EU won't exist as we know it
>>80894865
>kek gave anon and gf
>but not me
t-thanks kek
>>80894734
Lana Rain best cam on xvideos
>Tfw you stab your """"friend"""" in the back because you want to climb up the political ladder
>Tfw you lose the Tory leadership race
>Tfw the """"friend"""" whom you betrayed for your own ambition is now sitting in a comfy Cabinet position while everyone and their dog thinks you're a treacherous snake in the grass and wouldn't trust you as far as they can throw you now
He's fucked, isn't he?
>>80894865
>>80894999
THANK YOU KEK FOR THIS GIFT
>>80895005
>Implying they have the balls to leave
They're just suckers for the status quo. Like a fat slob sitting in an inflatable child's paddling pool, eating a soggy hot dog and yelling at anyone who'll listen about how they're going to turn their life around before hauling their gargantuan ass out of the fetid water to retrieve beer and more tepid hot dogs.
>>80895018
Hey! Im in the same boat
At least you have me!
>>80894952
3 billion grills on da planet and not one for anon
Feels bad desu
>>80895123
>tfw when we look north into cuck land we won't see used heroin needles and alcos on street corners but A GIANT WALL WITH GOLDEN LETTERS THAT SAY 'TRUMP INDUSTRIES'
>>80894700
We're already working to Jew the EU together my Siwss friend.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-banks-swiss-idUKKCN0ZN1L6
>>80893971
Why is Boris so perfect
>That unambiguously named newly created position for getting the fuck out of the EU
>That newly created position for a foreign trade minister
>That BoJo as the tip of the spear to wreck cunts on a global scale
Lads, I was sceptical of May, but I think she may actually be pretty fucking based.
>>80895005
they cant just join the EU, why do people think this?
there are actual countries that want to join and are way ahead in the queue.
scotland would never join the EU for years and years
Is foreign secretary Boris a win?
When and where is the next Question Time lads? Looking forward to a comfy night in with The Neil and Trainman on This Week without QT stressing me out
>>80895172
pray harder brother of Kek, your time will come
>>80894999
WITNESSED
the neil is so BASED
>>80895275
September.
>>80895245
Godspeed. Remember: stay out of the next European war and trade with both sides.
>>80895273
Yes
>>80895073
absolute madman
>>80895083
Top kek, she's even more of a meme than miliband
>>80894130
This is Asashio. She's cute, but she's Japanese.
>>80895273
i can't decide whether it is genius or absolutely mental
>>80895172
Chin up lad.
I mean, you have all that spare time not being spent on a girlfriend, so you're spending it working out, looking after your health and bettering yourself, right?
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/753357118393188352
And to top it all off, Brussels is literally exploding
What a day
>>80895260
She's far from based, but she's willing to follow through
Fucking hell lads
NEIL IS GOING HAM ON TWITTER
>>80895316
>Obama/Hillary hating
This is a bad thing?
>>80894907
True enough
>>80895316
>first they ignore you
>then they get triggered by you
>then you win
>>80895005
the SNP will keep playing the scots for fools as they continue to rack up massive debts and leech UK tax money to pay for all the freebies like education and loss making oil.
>>80895005
They won't leave. Joining the Euro is suicide and their deficit is bigger than Greece's at this point, i doubt they'd meet the criteria to get in and there's a very real chance that Spain would veto them joining even then.
If the Italian banks or Deutsche Bank fuck up over the next few months, the Euro will likely take a massive hit and fuck up any chances of Scotland joining the EU.
why is everyone so mean to boris? no bully pls ;_;
>you will never go fishing with are nige
>>80895354
chat shit get NEILED
>>80895401
>https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/753357118393188352
>Sorry, that page doesn't exist!
>>80895198
Don't be so negative towards our future Culture, Media and Sports minister.
>>80894011
heres a You
>>80895316
Breathe their anger lads
>>80895316
>loon
kek
>>80895316
Hahaha what website
>>80895314
neil just shooting ropes of truth all over these shitcunts
>>80894999
>checks em
HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>80895172
Kek helps those who help themselves.
He granted us Brexit because of dank memes and actually going out to vote.
He will grant you a gf if you go to the gym and get a get a job.
>>80894224
We all take them as compliments
>>80895260
Yeah wth were all the things we doubted about her just a ruse?
>>80894575
dat stance
>>80895444
KEK says you will
>>80895316
>>80895499
fookin ell mate
>>80895172
All in good time lad, kek rewards the faithful
>>80895032
>TheGermanDoctor
This is truly the wettest timeline
>Euleausberlin in Cologne
I want to get off Mr. Bones' timeline
>>80894999
PRAISE BE TO KEK!
>>80895490
wow such values
i'm really impressed
>>80895464
anyone got the version of this with like 8 different niges?
>>80895317
hunting "antifa" world wide , share this link
>>80894865
>And they shall reap what they sow
>Book of Kek 4:20
>>80895316
My fucking word
It's like...I'm getting sexual pleasure from their tears and frustrations.
It's like a succubus feeding on misery
>>80895273
Taking into account the rest of the cabinet yes.
Davis and Fox will do most of the hard work in terms of negotiations with the EU and other countries whilst Boris gets to be the front man and get the screen time without fucking everything up.
Those 3 appointments are better than we could have hoped for.
>>80895316
This pleases me.
>>80895499
>tfw no gf from kek
I believe you kek! Please! I beg for you mercy! There is only one God and his name is kek, Pepe be his prophecy (memes be upon him).
>>80895628
>>80895317
"antifant" wird gesucht , bitte den Hinweis verbreiten , Danke
>>80894575
>When the vibrating love eggs are a little to big for comfort
>>80895316
>implying this is bad
>>80894006
Holy fucking shit, its actually happening lads! Will the UK be the least cucked nation on Earth by 2017?
>>liberal conservative
Guys what is this strange amalgamation called Theresa May? Is she a fucking ninja?
>>80895541
>Ex-CIA pm confirmed.
>>80895316
>Sexist
>working with PM May
>racist
>Boris is a turk and speaks 3 or 4 languages
kek
Why are so many of you left wing economically?
You know it doesn't work right?
Jesus just provide welfare and education expenses for the poor displaced by trade, you don't have to go full retard.
>>80895615
Wettest timeline? What the fuck is the mad Kraut on about?
And..
>Cologne
Says it all really, one of the biggest mass rapes in Europe since the Soviets invaded them.
>>80895450
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/529882/saint-gilles-brussels-explosion-belgium-fire-terror-attack-isis-daesh-islamic-state
BRUSSELS LITERALLY BTFO
Bye Dave:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ep36luEld8
>>80895464
This one doesn't have the reaction, but thanks mate you are an angel!
>>80895757
>May identifies as a One-Nation Conservative and is characterised as a liberal conservative.
ONE NATION
>>80895765
liberal doesn't mean the same here as in the US
>>80895487
http://americablog.com/2016/07/brits-appoint-racist-sexist-obamahillary-hater-new-foreign-secretary.html
>>80894405
still can't believe it.
i knew she was more right-wing then the memes here were alluding to but crikey - she only went and put DD as Brexit chief..
>>80895757
Nah US is going to be uncucked faster because you guys have to wait on article 50.
>>80895765
She campaigned as the unity candidate, then slammed on the Brexit as hard as you can without just employing Nigel Farage himself.
So really she probably just upgraded herself to Top tory
>>80895316
It just keeps getting better, doesn't it?
>>80895715
>>80894952
>>80895172
>all these fools begging Kek for gifts
you shall be rewarded via worship of him, not begging for petty benefits
>>80895083
Its really satisfying watching her career go down the drain.
Havent heard much from Commissar Corbyn lately, where is he?
>>80895073
https://twitter.com/afneil/status/753356622605549568
Neil is fantastic, I hope I meet him one day.
>>80895744
stop invading random threads fag
i hate antifa too but i don't live in wien
>>80895839
Thanks for the reminder. I always forget that. I think it used to mean that here a very long time ago before it was hijacked by the bleeding hearts.
>>80894926
>honorary degrees.
This has to stop
>>80895920
>Havent heard much from Commissar Corbyn lately, where is he?
preparing GULAG
>>80895883
>>80895757
If Trump wins, you'll be second least cucked country
>>80895245
Britain, Hong Kong, Singapore and Switzerland.
Now that's a serious block right there.
>>80895538
God I hope so. I'm not putting my faith in her yet, and I wouldn't vote for her if it was an election, but I'm tentatively open to the possibility that we're all completely wrong.
I have my own principled objections to a childless woman as PM, but pragmatically speaking she might (emphasis on might) not be so bad.
May's body language is pretty spergy.
Is autism a requirement to be a truTory?
>>80895245
Mfw the British Empire is building a brave new world again. We will teach the world that there is an alternative to globalism.
Anyone else laugh when they check other people for dubs, trips etc only to get some themselves or am I just easily amused...
>>80894680
The problem many voters have are politicians over the past few decades saying the sort of shit May was saying but never delivering. No one will take her seriously unless she actually delivers and will not get those votes unless there is some delivery before any voting. Cameron was even saying similar shit just not as clear and with actual policy ideas like May did.
The tories have always tried to placate with promises of equal of opportunity but never deliver on it. The past 6 years we have gone backwards quite fast in terms of social mobility, etc. We are actually one of the most socially immobile developed countries if not the most.
So... is the May administration still banning Anime?
>>80895883
Remember when she was going to take anime away?
Now she literally appointed Liam Fox to make trade deals, she actively ENCOURAGING anime.
Probably the most wrong I've seen Brit/pol/ be tbqhwyf
>>80895813
>http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/529882/saint-gilles-brussels-explosion-belgium-fire-terror-attack-isis-daesh-islamic-state
HAPPENING?
>>80894120
I'm so happy. And today, there was a call from our version of an MP for a referendum here too.
>>80894926
Went to the Loughborough one and met Seb Coe he was surprisingly upbeat considering
>>80896038
No, Fox is making it real instead.
>>80895316
>>80896046
Nah, I think they've since said it was a gas leak.
Started by Farage, of course.
>>80895847
>That blog
American leftism is sickening, Labour uses identity politics here, but it's no way near the level of the US
>tfw you doubted May but she turned out to be great
>>80896038
Yeah she's already purged the Karen posters from brit/pol and its much improved
>>80896000
>trips
Checked and Keked
>>80896052
a referendum on rejoining the UK i'm sure
>>80896097
This is her after Brexit
>>80896046
Twitter seems to confirm it, see the Tweet in the link. All the news sites are asking her if "CAN I USE THIS PLS".
>>80895316
>To ask the reader to support Hillary means asking you to forget all those worrying allegations that Ambrose Evans-Pritchard used to report so brilliantly in these pages: the funny goings-on with the White House travel office, the anomalies in the position of poor Vince Foster’s gun, the curious business of the drug-runners at the Rena airfield and the Whitewater real estate imbroglio.
>How could I possibly emit the merest peep of support for a woman who seems to have acted out the role of First Lady, from 1993 to 2000, like a mixture between Cherie Blair and Lady Macbeth, stamping her heel, bawling out subordinates and frisbeeing ashtrays at her erring husband?
Quoting Boris
As if he said something wrong
>>80895018
Exactly me.
But at we are British. I love my country.
>>80895209
reasonable kek, swissbro
>>80896000
kek blessed you m8
>>80896023
There is no alternative*
*To globalism
It's what is best for the British people in the long run.
>>80895005
already have Scot memes saved in European folder. Check these digits.
If May's cabinet turns out to be based as fuck tomorrow, is it possible she was a remain-false-flagger all along?
Johnson is a fluent speaker of French and Italian, has a good grasp of German and Spanish,[77] and is a lover of Latin
Didn't know this
>>80896023
>Royal Navy brings back two-power standard
>Builds enough ships to upstage America and Russia
>Puts so much tonnage in the English Channel that France floods from the overflow
>Mission: accomplished
>>80896127
They are far worse than you could possibly imagine. Owen Jones would be considered a "moderate" in the world of the American left.
>>80895813
I posted an article from the Mail yesterday, forgot to take a screen shot about that some intelligence guy in France said another attack or mass rape might push France and Belgium into civil war over the rapefugees.
Luckily our Lord Kek say this and blessed the post....
>>80896134
I wouldn't call her great just yet lad but the signs are promising.
>>80896104
yea i saw that too senpai on @conflicts
>>80896018
Osbourne ( may he rest in peace ) was pretty spergy.
Holy fucking shit. Just got in and seen the cabinet for the first time.
It all looks based as fuck apart from Amber Rudd as Home Sec. What's been the general reaction on here?
>>80896283
top kek
>>80896273
We'd have to build 40 carriers for that.
>>80896273
>two-power
*three
>>80896283
>implying he is wrong
get tae fuck fishwoman
>>80896252
>lover of Latin
>Convinces Pope to declare another crusade
>Peniscanonlygetsoerect.gif
Corbin is calling for a general election lads .Can't send link because this place thinks it spam
