>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>While David Cameron's staff tucked into the curry bought by their boss last night, the Prime Minister in-waiting Theresa May, pictured in Downing Street yesterday, left, spent her final evening before becoming Prime Minister having dinner with the Chief Rabbi, Ephraim Mirvis and his wife Valerie, pictured right
Err lads I'm a bit worried now?
>Liam Fox need trade minister.
What do we think of this lads?
FOX JOHNSON DAVIES MEMES WHEN?
Will he be missed?
>all this butthurt over Amber Rudd being promoted to one of the four Great Offices of State
>not knowing a woman's place is in the home (office)
Boris, Davis, Fox and Special Advisor Nige on the first hovercraft to Belgium
Willy about to be unlocked.
Anyone planning to vote for Based Corbyn in the leadership election?
>>80873797
Probably his next favourite job, he loved going off on jollies as Defence Secretary and I imagine he would be quite good on doing trade deals.
https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/753293370286567425
Top kek
NEW DEPT. FOR INTERNATIONAL TRADE
LIAM FOX HEADING
MOG FOR MINISTER OF MEME MAGIC
QUICK EVERYONE
>post yfw gove gets education minister
>>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
This will destroy the meme market. The magic will make the world glow.
Cap this.
>>80873821
No. One of the most egregious cuckservatives. Also a coke addict.
>Project Fear was about himself all this time
>>80873859
Shame we don't have any hovercrafts left :/
>Internatinoal Trade Ministry
I'm jizzing my pants lads
>>80873841
Jesus christ Rudd is fucking awful.
>>80873876
>Anyone planning to vote for Based Corbyn in the leadership election?
Assuming we are Labour members.
>>80873880
>he loved going off on jollies as Defence Secretary
Wonder if he'll be allowed to bring his bumchum lobbyist friend along with him
>theresa may adds a bunch of new jobs to her cabinet
>corbyn has to find EVEN MORE people to help fill his shadow cabinet
>>80873805
Nah m8 I don't think they do.
Threadly reminder that saying mean words to women is illegal.
Is a Elizabeth II pepe out there I haven't seen? A queen Vic one?
LIAM FOX
WILL MAKE
ANIME
REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>80874002
She's off to a good start imo lads
>>80873927
Could be dangerous has Gideon is known for loving political plotting
>A Remain backer is appointing all these Brexiteers
Why?
>>80873764
context mate?
>David Davis is Brexit Minister
LADS, Brexit is going to fucking happen!
So what will the whiney cucks complain about that brexiters have ran away and left everyone else to do the picking up? Now that they have been given high positions
>brexit happened
>islamaphobe of the year is now our PM
where did it all go so right?
How did Richard Hammond go from Top Gear to chancellor? What the fuck sort of career change is that??
Is he the chancellor of cars or something?
I wonder what position The Stig will get.
>>80873883
Ah yes, Jeremy "remain" Clarkson, don't give a fuck what he thinks kek.
DAVID DAVIS IS BREXIT SECRETARY
>>80874071
unite the party innit
>>80873980
You can sign up as a supporter like last year no? I tihnk it cost 3 quid
>>80874020
REEEEEEE
>>80874020
15 threads and nobody cares.
Go and wash your hands again.
>tfw hard leftie
>tfw may fills me with hope
>tfw the market likes her
>tfw the euro will be dead soon
>tfw the italians have fucked it up again
We did it lads, didn't we?
>>80874071
Because Theresa May is the Dark Knight.
Her office never leaks, political hacks don't know her. She's the women to take us out the EU.
>>80874111
MA FUCKING DIKKKKKK
>>80874097
>>islamaphobe of the year is now our PM
eh?
>>80874091
One of the few tories I like, good man desu
>One of the most Anti-EU people in politics is the Brexit Minister
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I am not familiar with Liam Fox at all. Can someone give me a run-down on what type of person/politician he is?
>B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT BORIS JOHNSON AS MEME SECRETARY
BASED
BORIS JOHNSON FOREIGN MINISTER HOLY FUGG
>>80874194
She's SAID some pretty savage stuff tbqh lad
I TOLD YOU LADS THERESA WOULD BE ALRIGHT SHES MAGGIE 2.0 I SWEAR LADS BREXIT CONFIRMED
>>80874033
g-g-good aftern-noon...
p-praise k-k-keek...
>>80874138
You what m8?
>>80874239
why do you use a trip?
DAVIES
FOX
JOHNSON
GIVE THE EU A CHANCE MAY
>Fox in the Cabinet (as /biz/ minister no less)
>BoJo foreign secretary
>Humiliated Georgie in favour of Hammond
>Fallon continues as Sec for Defence
I can forgive Rudd if she keeps this up.
Should Leadsom be "Secretary for Brexit" lads?
Or should it be someone else?
WHAT ARE WE WATCHING LADS
Red pill me on free trade agreements with Commonwealth countries.
Is India a Commonwealth country? Is Pakistan? Why is it good for UK/India?
>>80874111
>TRIPLES FOR TERRIFIC
Davis will tear us out of the EU corpse with our hearts still beating
>>80874232
He's pretty staunchly pro-military I know that. Wants to be much more assertive in foreign policy and reverse cuts.
DEEPLY CONCERNED lads
>As the Cabinet appointments are announced it is becoming clear the UK Government is shifting significantly to the right. Deeply concerning.
https://twitter.com/_PaulMonaghan/status/753303974091038724
>>80874111
I've never been in Brit/pol/ when HIGNFY is on. What happens? Is it general REEEEing and yelling about the BBC?
>>80874294
>>80874194
muslim organisation literally gave her the title islamaphobe of the year
top kek
I think you guys are confusing May's intentions here, lads.
She's saying all this leftist stuff but it's just libertarian stuff, e.g gay marriage, taxes.
She could do a lot of good
>>80874050
This, I like her choices so far, it's really not that bad. I thought it would be horrific.
Also I had no idea that George Osborne was such a cunt to her behind the scenes?
>>80873821
No he was a faggot. Sniffing coke off big black dominatrix hookers, all true.
DAVID DAVIS CONFIRMED MINISTER FOR BREXIT
BORIS CONFIRMED FOREIGN SECRETARY
LIAM FOX CONFIRMED HEAD OF INTERNATIONAL TRADE
BREXIT HAS TAKEN OVER ALL FOREIGN POSITIOSN- IT'S GLORIOUS
>>80874239
Why keep posting these lies.
So many people have looked for themselves and discovered it's bullshit bingo.
>>80874259
Margaret Thatcher was aggressively pro-EU for the large majority of her career as Prime Minister
>>80874294
You wouldn't understand, 2016 newfag
>>80874318
THE PENDULUM IS SWINGING BACK
>>80874318
ALL HAIL MAY
ALL HAIL MAY
>>80873890
it's fucking Rees-Mogg
will people stop calling him Mogg please
>>80874318
> Sacks George Osborne within hours
> First speech as PM declares intent to empower the working class.
> Boris Johnson becomes ForeSec
Lads did we look a gift horse in the mouth?
https://mobile.twitter.com/williamcrawley/status/753305192842596353
Yessss
https://mobile.twitter.com/MutazElNour/status/753302949976219649
Yessssssssssssssssss
>>80874303
>why is it good for UK
Empire 2.0
>/india
Anon, I...
![9DB357614[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Te0GPTe.jpg "9DB357614[3].jpg")
>>80874318
Fascism is on the way everyone!
>>80874303
It's good because within the EU we can't make any trade deals by ourselves. It means a closer relationship between the UK and other Commonwealth countries. India is part of the Commonwealth, not sure about Pakistan.
>>80874434
No.
>>80874417
It was essentially a trading union then 2bf
>>80874303
If you don't even know if your own country is in the Commonwealth then you can fuck off.
>>80874445
Dumb Aussie phoneposter
>>80874232
Imagine a man who walks into a room and gives Ken Clarke a heart attack.
That's Liam Fox.
>>80874347
Nobody watches that shit anymore, it's BBC3 'DAILY BLOODY MAIL?!' tier nowadays
>>80874318
Is that even true though? May is going on about social justice all the time and this cabinet doesn't seem that much more to the right than Cameron's.
>>80874111
IT'S HAPPENING.
LORD KEK WILLS IT.
>David Davis is Official Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union
>>80874232
Adventurer / rogue. Loves the military. Pretty right wing. Questionable judgement so will need to be watched carefully. Odd relationship with Israeli backed male aide.
D A V I S
>>80874303
India has already approached us with a view to setting up a trade agreement.
Don't give a shit about Pakistan to be honest.
>>80874347
i don't think anything happens. why?
>>80874417
Yeah old EU, she wouldn't batter an eyelid at new cuck EU
>>80874318
>SNP
Disregarded.
>>80874397
He's got some patrician taste lad
>>80873926
>egregious
1.
outstandingly bad; shocking.
2.
archaic
remarkably good.
WAT
Fun times ahead.
>>80874417
then enlighten me about why you use a tripcode, isn't this website meant to be anonymous
>>80874303
>Why is it good for UK/India?
You can finally get some affordable toilet's so you can stop shitting in the street.
>>80874303
fuck off you paki cunt you're not coming here
who /would theresa/ here? be honest
>>80874503
It's never brought up here desu. Please no bully.
DAVIS FOR BREXIT SEC.
>>80874417
Oh my goodness, I remember Rosa Luxemburg. Fucking cunt he was.
>>80874299
A group of savage Brexiters being given top jobs in government.
The EU's going to be ripped apart, R.I.P EU.
Top lel but seriously, God help you or is it "Allah" now?
>>80874544
>>80874512
Just wondering where the satire comes from.
WAR with Turks confirmed
>So the winner of the Spectator's 2016 President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition is now foreign secretary.
https://twitter.com/is_fink/status/753304493584949248
>>80874408
"animay" depictions of english girls are illegal anon
>>80874091
Nice. He was based af in the debates/interviews leading up to the ref.
>>80874408
Cameron sent Javid on a free trade tour out of the EU. He's off to India,China,Japan,Australia and USA.
>david davis is brexit secretary
MMMMMM YES
Lads, all the pieces are falling into place.
Tell me it's not going downhill from here?
>>80874569
this is true though
DAVIS
A
V
I
S
>David Davis is doing to be the Brexit minister, Sky’s Beth Rigby reports.
>doing
nice one guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/jul/13/pmqs-cameron-may-reshuffle-labour-leadership-bid-as-mcdonnell-defends-claim-that-anti-corbyn-plotters-fucking-useless-politics-live
>>80874569
>Adam Wankoff
Like I give a fuck what he thinks.
I know nothing about Rudd, any idea what shes like on Home Sec issues?
>>80874660
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
>>80874443
She also spoke about the wage gap meme and the black male meme, and said this new government will be one of social justice.
We're fucked. We dabbled in meme magic and it bit us in the arse.
No question time this week.
They knew.
This fucking cabinet holy shit.
Why did I ever doubt May.
Who here #MayMissile?????
What were they chanting when Theresa May was doing her speech?
Speech:
‘That means fighting against the burning injustice that if you’re born poor you will die on average nine years earlier than others.
If you’re black you are treated more harshly by the criminal justice system than if you’re white........If you’re a woman you will earn less than a man.'
Theresa, BLM activist and Feminist
Why do we need Corbyn?
>>80874735
It's The Grauniad. What do you expect?
>>80874628
totally
>>80874569
That is quite gentle to be honest.
>>80874303
>Is India a Commonwealth country? Is Pakistan? Why is it good for UK/India?
>mfw i defended commonwealthers because I thought they knew our common history well
I honestly didn't expect this to go so well.
The only real blemish is Rudd.
>>80874718
Everything apart from the feminism aspect.
We can have Britain back, but just with more women.
>>80874569
He's spot on
Some mint infused teabags got mixed up in my pot. Fucking livid lads.
>>80874764
Hold me anon, I don't want to end it like this
>>80874569
This made me laugh harder then it should have
>>80874417
these tripfags are wrong at a time when cabinet negotiations are still ongoing
I would encourage George Osborne to put aside the rhetoric and get the fuck out of 11 Downing St.
>>80874033
Is that Jellicoe or Beatty?
>>80874318
>May is now classed as right wing
Shows how fucked up the left has become when this fine lady is classified "right"
>Fox in charge of Trade
>Davis in charge of Brexit
Fucking hell, lads. My dik
>>80874772
What do we want? BREXIT
When do we want it? NOW
Surprisingly. I thought it was a bunch of smelly lefties.
>>80874628
frumpy/10
>>80874783
Corbyn? You think a communist cuckold is the answer to our problems?
>>80874783
REEEEEEE
tbf it's just bland Blairite bullshit. Corbyn proposes more radical solutions
>>80874765
As long as there's a TW all is well
>>80874742
is calling ethnic Scottish SNP supporters racist and needing to be enriched by new Scots a good tactic? Same with all other Celt countries.
>>80874569
No fucking way.
>>80874735
The Guardian is left wing as fuck, the editor is literally in tears right now hence the typo kek
What about Health Secretary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9nYqVz2s
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT LADS
DAVID DAVIS
LIAM FOX
BORIS JOHNSON
SHIFT TO THE RIGHT CONFIRMED
PRAISE KEK!
>>80874765
Not really it's on hiatus
>>80874569
>Shillary
>likely US president
Nope
Lads.
Why doesn't Priti have a position yet?
Is May a racist?
>>80874628
Yep.
Though to be fair I would fuck pretty much anyone famous, man or woman, just for the bants.
>>80874569
Is he talking about Hillary? How is she 'likely'?
>>80874232
shared a platform with Nigel for brexit, all you need to know
>>80874905
I'm saying there is no need for Corbyn anymore, she's appealing to labour's base
This is hit and miss. Hammond and Rudd are bad, Boris is straight out of left field, Davis and keeping Fallon is good. Don't know how to feel.
>>80874977
Alan Duncan
>>80874783
Hey lad you missed the part about white working class men
>>80874764
And the feminist wage gap meme
>>80874850
filename
>>80874870
Davis in particular is a great appointment I didn't expect.
>>80875008
Can't have someone prettier than you on your cabinet.
Will gove get a position?
>>80875029
This is fucking g8 lads
>>80875015
She beats Trump in literally every poll and more importantly is beating him in swing states.
>>80874569
That's uncannily accurate.
>>80875008
SHE TOLD THAT PAKI CUNT TO GO STUFF A CURRY UP HER ARSE
HAHA
>>80874930
Corbyn believes in all that SJW shit too plus he wants open borders.
>>80874742
>Morality Man
>Being a whiny bitch constantly
>despite May saying she's shutting the borders down.
He needs to snort a few lines of coke and bang some prostitutes, that might cheer up this miserable, sour faced old cunt.
>>80875090
Doubt it
>>80875090
'Minister for sports'
>>80875029
> hammond
> bad
he took the most fucked department and made it functional
he is very very good
>>80874807
I mean we're taught a lot about UK, but I thought only those countries were in the Commonwealth who had the queen as their head of state. And a lot of countries play in the Commonwealth games which were former colonies so I never considered India to be in the Commonwealth.
why is nigel evans always so fucking happy?
>DAVID DAVIES YEAH YEAH YEAH OOOHHHH BASED *slobbering noises*
>Not realising it's basically a meme role and appointment
>Meanwhile Theresa May and Grayling have refused to say that they'll end freedom of movement with the EU and that they might not enact Article 50 until 2018
>Phillip "We're not leaving the EU" Hammond and Jeremy Hunt have both suggested second referendums and said that leaving the EU will take up to SIX YEARS
Enjoy this optimism while it lasts, it will be brief
>>80875008
I've got a position or two for that saucy jizz genie
David Davis becomes the Secretary of State for Brexit
YEAHH BOIIII
>>80875145
Ah the Ministry of Fun
>>80874955
The SNP are pro-immigration though.
>>80875029
Hammond is the boring man the Chancellorship needs.
Doesn't stir up the same hate Gideon does.
>>80875116
i'd stick my shish kebab up her arse and stir last night's balti desu lad
>>80875049
>white working class men
Not a meme, irrelevant, nobody cares. Just added in to appease UKIP
whos david davis? why you gay cunts so excited for him?
Boris "pickaninnies" Johnson is the Foriegn Sec.
Any of you actually from Boston? I may know you, I grew up there but moved to London.
I love the word Brexiteer. It just sounds so swashbuckling.
>>80875245
Major Brexiteer.
>>80873686
Anyone else watch that video with Nige talking and some libcuck with a megaphone is just screaming in the background that he's an evil racist? Holy fuck the butthurt is hilarious. He just goes on and on
>>80875169
>imposter faggot
Get fucked.
>>80875245
>whos david davis?
>>80873821
One of the best Chancellors we ever had. You faggots only hate him because you are dole working class scum.
>>80875243
Same can be said about the others for those sweet labour votes lad....
>>80874303
POO
>>80875228
Wonder if he'll be the next John Major. Boring grey Chancellor that rises quietly to become PM?
THE GERMANS ARE LAUGHING AT US
MAKE THEM STOP
>>80875245
Should have been PM instead of Cameron. Sensible, well grounded, right wing, not from Eton
>>80875279
>moving to London
>>80875273
pmsl
Is Nigel Evans pissed? He's swaying everywhere
>>80875368
They won't be laughing soon
OUR GUY
U
R
G
U
Y
Spectator is running a good live text commentary of who is going where.
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/cabinet-reshuffle/
I am triggered by Amber Rudd.
>>80873821
I already miss the frothing hate he generated in the working class and lefties
>>80875155
>>80875155
I'm am very disappointed in you Biryani bro.
You have just deflated India with your knowledge of the Commonwealth.
>>80875169
Why's the BBC at a trampoline place now
>>80875398
i think so, he looks pretty JUST
>>80875368
Is laughing halal?
The cabinet theme seems to be sensible and boring at home, crazy and swashbuckling abroad.
He's got a point lads.
>>80875273
Well at least he isn't a liar
>>80875368
They'll laugh until they cry- we just destroyed their empire
>>80873686
>Davis as boss yuropoor upsetter
>boris will spread banter abroad
Could be worse
Should have kept Gideon as chancellor, that was a mistake.
>>80875169
>>80875464
>>80874569
What the fuck is going on on bbc news
>Post yfw Amber Rudd has to suffer through cabinet meetings with the three muskiBrexiters; Boris, Davis and Fox
>>80875368
They won't be laughing when David D-Man Davis obliterates them.
>>80875368
>Boris als Aussenminister
>Boris is aweome minister
LADS DAVID DAVIS CONFIMERD FOR SECRETARY OF STATE FOR BREXIT I'M NOT JOKING
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-davis-named-brexit-minister-in-theresa-mays-cabinet-a7135401.html
>>80875273
He said that to saitrise the patronising approach white do-gooders have to Africans. Rod Liddle explained it in an article. Not that I really care if a politician is racist either way
>>80875468
Where else would they be?
>>80875245
Davis is a libertarian conservative. God tier conservatism.
>>80875559
>they just laugh every time she tries to say something
>>80875464
Criminalise assault Carswells
>>80875368
Why are they laughing? Boris is a charmer, he could call Merkel a Paki fucking, hideous hambeast and she'll smile and like it.
He's Berlusconi without the bunga bunga.
https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/753307189570338816
THAT MINISTRY NAME
FUCKING DIAMONDS
>>80875496
>This
I'm sensing cabinet meetings will be chaotic at best
>>80875500
It's patently obvious there was a deal made.
>>80875169
>>80875326
You're both imposters
>>80875464
>Lolbertarianism
He can fuck right off, UKIP should be economically leftist.
>>80875671
Sat it with me:
Secretary of State for Exiting the EU David Davis
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/753310314356236289
THE NIGEL COMMENTS
Lads, will Gove lose Justice Secretary?
>@Nigel_Farage 44s45 seconds ago
The appointment of @DavidDavisMP & @LiamFoxMP to Brexit and International Trade roles are inspired choices. I feel more optimistic now.
>>80875749
YKTD BTFO
>>80875749
Why was he pessimistic?
>>80875368
>>80875668
Boris has had plenty of Bunga Bunga don't worry
>>80875749
Agreed fully. David Davis and Liam Fox are great choices. I also like the appointment of Boris a lot.
>>80875500
Her delivery of that "joke" was stunted and poorly delivered
I would wager she didn't right that part of her speech but was fed it by advisors to win headlines (it worked)
Not a big deal to be honest
>>80875831
We all thought we'd get Nicola Sturgeon tier in charge of that shit.
lel.
>>80875831
>pretending May was /pol/s choice all along
c'mon m8
>>80873764
HOLD ME BACK NIGGA HOLD ME BACK
>>80875762
Apparently May and Gove don't get on with each other and considering his actions during the leadership election (stabbing Boris in the back) I can't see him keeping that job
>>80875749
>>80875788
WE DID IT LADS
VICTORY NOW
EUROPE BTFO
TURKEY BTFO
EMPIRE ASCENDANT
EMPIRE ASCENDANT
What's Georgie boy gonna do with his life now?
Will he be one of those playboys having an orgy in a Mayfair coke den?
>>80875857
*write
fucks sake m8
