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ITT: we talk about Germans. Not their shill government, just the people.

Personal experiences/ general thoughts on the Krauts.
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Theyre very gay
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Personal experience:

Stayed with two brothers and their family for foreign exchange.

>one was whiny who got upset when he didn't get his way, always tried to be funny.

>other drank like a fish and would make racist jokes in front of his mother.

Ex: "My humor is so black it picks cotton!"
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>>80873904
That joke is lit as fuck maaaaine
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>>80873483
I was raised in a rural village in Southern Germany
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denkingen)
As I posted in the other thread, Germans are mostly:
- constantly in fear (implies the others)
- egoistic
- conformist
And totally fucked by white / German guilt.
It's a small country with too many people (pop. density).
Everytime I was on holiday and came back (even if it was scottland), Germany felt incredibly tense.
Stick in ass, constant stress, sterile.
I despise it.
People care onl about themselves, but not quiet actually, more what people think of them.
This applies to cities as well as villages.
If you have any questions,a sk me more.
This is only my pretty negative view.
22/m/student in Tübingen.
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nice people expect the white neo nazi edge lords.
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A wise man never trust German plumbing
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>>80873483
I would like to thank them for my last name and the name calling I endured in History class because of it.
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>>80873483
Great generals, Skilled warriors, and qt gurrrls but they are always let down by their shitty governments and poor choice of allies. Germany, despite being an Englishman I hope you get better soon, no nation has had a more rough 20th century than you.
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t. Beady Bomber Anglo
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>>80876431
and your last name is? also eye-color and image of your fingerprint pls anon

>t. not german v-mann
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>>80876429
FUUUUUUUUCKING KEKEKEKEK!!!!!

We once went on a trip to Dachau, I masturbated in the showers, no joke.
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>>80873483
Just kill us already
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>>80876827
Sounds like something a Goy would do
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>>80877052
indeed schlomo.
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>>80873483
Meeting my relatives over there was interesting. I wouldn't call them "cold" but there is order to what they do. They aren't spontaneous. They are nice in their own way.
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East German masterrace reporting in
ask me anything
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>>80877307
Why do kids like cinnamon crunch toast?
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>>80877499
dunno, I always thought they taste like ass

Kelloggs Chocos is where its at schlomo
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>>80877499
Because kids are fucking stupid and will eat anything coated in sugar.
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Regular anti-semitism is just business as usual but Mfw Gerryposter says something anti-semitic
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>>80876660
I hope they re-hitler, form a super union with England and France, ethnically cleanse Europe, take Poland, Italy and the Balkans, give Spain to LePen's France, and let England conquer Ireland again, but this time slaughter the natives like they should have in the first place.

Then, having doubled Europe's GDP, they ally with Trump's United White America and Canada to continue what they started in 1492.
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never met one.
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>>80877307
how are you?
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>>80877836
ich bin eine banane
und eine banane ist krumm
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>>80873483
Mostly nice if not cucks, but they have a really serious problem about admitting their faults (except for that 6 gorillion shit) and having feels.
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>>80877855
fine
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>>80877783
Stop... i can only so hard mate.
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>white guilt
>green environmentalism
>love refugees
>feminism and anti-patriarchy
>socialist and Marxist
>queer furry
>anti-fascist and anti-racist
>love refugees
>animal rights activist
>hate germans
>pee while sitting down
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>>80877929
allahu akbar to you too
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Germans are really nice people. Providing you arent a shitskin or a mudslim nigger.

The older generation (40+) can come across as quite rude or stuck up. They are just all about business. But when works done, they are great.

younger generation are all really nice. nice nice people.

the multicultural faggots that live in Cologne or Berlin are cucks. If you are a redditfag you will fit in well there.

most of the germans in the country are quite redpilled, which is a relief.
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handsome
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>>80873483
the girls are cute and their food is top tier.
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>>80873483
They've got no sense of humor. Their food is horrible. Usually cheap and selfish as fuck. German ladies are very sexy and good in bed. Men are polite, slightly faggish, but trust-worthy. East-Germans are usually more interesting. Southerners are rednecks. Berliners are cultured and know how to party. Germany is not a good place to visit, but a great place to work, especially in academics and research.
Overall, I like Germans.
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>>80876827
can confirm, i am german and masturbating in the shower atm. take care!
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>>80873483
Had a bad interaction with an exchange student in high school.
First few weeks he was cool, then after a month when he discovered American politics he told me I was a redneck for not sucking up to Obongo.
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>>80873483
This is probably the neighbouring people I know the least. So virtually no opinion on them.
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>>80879692
Sorry Burger, we get fed blue pills all life, it's hard to wake up.
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>>80877307
are you a furry?
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>>80878760

>most of the germans in the country are quite redpilled
>80-90% voting for pro-refugee parties
>most of germans are quite redpilled
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I like them.
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>>80878599
joustava ja mukautuva saatana
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>>80873483
Lived in Bavaria for 3 years, I like the Germans.
Nice people, have nice food (except for Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut tastes really bad), good humor, although that may just be Bavaria. Also great beer.

Too bad they're getting the white guilt planted into them these days by Schlomo & co.
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>go to Berlin
>leaving the U-Bahn, get offered drugs by black guys on the stairs
>walking across the Oberbaum Bridge, get offered drugs by black guys every fifteen feet
>pass a park - filled with black guys selling drugs
>in the pub, standing by the door - two Turkish guys stick their heads in, ask if I want to buy drugs
>go to the cash machine later, see a rat the size of a small dog

Berlin is grimy as fuck.
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>>80873483
I hate Germans. must be because of the Anglo blood in me
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>>80880552
toothpaste bro
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Unfriendly people that walk around with a stick in their ass. Constantly interfering in politics and trying to create their weltreich bullshit.
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>>80880170
no, i'm not a disgusting freak
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>>80877929
Je moet 18 zijn om hier te posten Kevin.
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>>80873483
they are good people.
very much like south africans, my parents best friends were germans. my doctor is german so is my mechanic.
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>>80881039
wil je neuken in de keuken?
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>>80879684
dry humour from under the shower, top kekky
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>>80881330
Nein das will ich nicht.
homo
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For the most part honest and hard working people, especially people from the rhineland areas. Had a few room mates who were German, always upstanding guys on who you could count. It also really helps if you speak their language, German humour doesn't translate very well into English.

It's good to see that some of the younger generation is understanding that they are not responsible for the things their (great)grandparents did. Although they are still a bit prude on racist issues, even by Dutch standards.
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>>80876184
This desu. Germans are EXTREMELY conformist, moreso than any other peoples I have seen so far. The average person is not as retarded and ugly as say the average british person, but on the other hand everyone is pretty average. Anything that deviates from the norm is frowned upon. Well, except niggers and homos etc.
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>>80881581
En als ik een vrouw ben?
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>>80880400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
yes very
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>>80881782
What about ANTIFA who beat up right wingers, fight with police and traffick in drugs?
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>>80881811
Dat is onmogenlijk. We zijn hier op 4-chan.
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>>80881811
daar is geen meisies op 4chan
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bunch of degenerate cucks
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>>80877783
m8 Spain isn't the only thing id give to LePen nomsayin.
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>>80873483
I thought we were brothers and sisters, but then me and my friends went into a bar one day in Berlin when our class travelled to Germany. The Germans there treated us like shit. They made fun of us for being tourists, some fucking 30-somethings almost picked a fight with us over nothing (we were 16-17), they talked shit about Denmark and our people etc. Now I don't know what to think of them
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>>80877307
I dont like german cuck culture, but I REALLY fucking hate ossis.
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>>80882360
bu denmark is shit...
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>>80877499
what's not to like about cinnamon?
What? It's for us what is mazah balls made from some goy childs blood.
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>>80873483
They are cool people when they're not declaring war against everyone, or burning books.. or people
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>>80882360
>Berlin

Let me stop you here.
That is where you made your mistake.
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>>80882540
Our night was ruined. You can't look your friends in the eyes the same way when you almost get your asses kicked. It's like you have lost your honour, especially since one of the guy's gf was there. 1 week in Germany where we were supposed to have fun. Ruined.
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They were pretty cool up until 1945. Now they're all just cucks.
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>>80882089
>>80882159
Misschien niet in Afrika of het Nederland, maar in Duitsland.

I hope you understand my dutch.
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>>80882961

>Berlin
>Germany
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>>80873483
When they speak english they lisp like they have caught the gay.
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>>80883436
Are Germans from Berlin actually different than Germans from Frankfurt, München, Köln etc?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVP1R1dRnW4

Good people
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>>80883665

There are pretty much no Germans in Berlin m8
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>>80882360
I feel closer to the Danish than Berliners.
t. Holsteiner
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>>80883038
Your Dutch is fine.

Can you just sort of gues the words because our languages are similar? Or did you study Dutch?
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Big Nige knows the score
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>>80873483

Germans are like a mixture of poles and frenchies + autism, with some Nordic Swedish cuckoldry
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>>80873483
I love the krauts. Hopefully all white Germans flee to New Hampshire, we want you. We need you to keep us 90+% white.
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>>80882360
>>80882961
Don't be mad Danebro, Berlin is just a really fucked up city full of dickheads.
Visit some rural regions or other cities in Germany and you might see the difference.
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>>80882360
>visiting berlin
well that's your mistake right there,
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>>80873483
I'll be reading the replies in about an hour
you guys better be nice to us this time
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participated on a Schüleraustausch. When they came to us after two beers they started to scream Sieg Heil FUCKING LOUDLY on the street and in the pub. Even the hardcore SJW- SPD member kid.
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>>80873483
most germans i met are unsymphatic as fuck, boring, think they know everything better than you, and just want to talk about work or college all the time.

pretty much all my friends in germany have roots from other countries,as do i.
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>>80873483
they used to be the most based people on the planet, but after the deaths of most real men in the world wars and then the full occupations, they are as brainwashed and cucked as we are.
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as a young boy i admired germans, as did my friends. we admired the work ethic, the products "made in germany" were always something respected, admired, cherished. the "SIKU" toy trucks we such quality. my father had an old mercedes which we swore by and it was solid as a tank.

the native germans i met were always exact people, punctual, proper, cultured, nice. on a recent visit to berlin and munich I had my image of germany and germans shattered. the hipsters...the unassimilated turks(and others)...it was a depressing shock for me. I didn't have much of an experience of real germany(the smaller cities and towns) and still hope that the semblance of real germany still exists in those places. the news of the demographic destruction of germany has also shocked me. germany is being diluted by non-germans. germany was such a power because it was filled with germans. as the demographics are changing so drastically I don't see that germany existing for much longer. :(
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yPBRGhWFA0

I don't speak german, but does this song basically call all germans racists and "secret" nazis? lol
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>>80884008
Rightful Danish clay. Our cucked politicians should have claimed you while Prussia and all the other shit got sliced up after WW2
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>>80873483
We are, generally, standing to our word, and if not you can get your right in any court without problems. Almost no corruption.

Many are prim, most of us unfriendly and rough (although i am in a rural part, so take it as you want). No one really smiles in public, being happy and joking is considered strange by most here.

I made a little joke to my coworker last week. As i had changed my desk she couldn't hand me her stuff like she used to do before. I suggested, smiling, that could buy a little toy train and let it run back and forth between us with the paperwork.
She asked me, if i was drunk.
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I live in Las Vegas and Germans seem to like to visit, always see a lot at the airport. I don't really think of Germans as gamblers, so I guess they just like to travel. Met a bunch of Germans in Nicaragua also.
>tfw American and don't get a month off paid vacation like Germans
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>>80884050
My ex studied in the Netherlands and I think it's really easy to understand the written words/sentences.
Sounds a bit nerdy but I also like to read the dutch indications on packagings.
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>>80873483
We have one polish priest who is fluent in german philosophy and he mercilessly bashes it as trash. And if philosophy is an indication of the shape of the country, then it seems to me that really Germans are subjugated very much to arbitrary decisions of the state authority, because no sane person can agree with people like Hegel, Schopenhauer etc.

It's like, when there's no idea of truth and falsehood in a society, then you just subordinate to whatever some authority at a given time decides. One time you're a nationalist, then a marxist, then a liberal etc.

It's very different from Poland where people have a very limited respect for any authority and tend to sometimes very harshly ridicule it or oppose it
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>>80884232
For Real my Friend? When the AfD doesnt win in 2017, i want to move to America. Whats with your Weapon Laws? Can i get a Gun there?
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>>80884126
There are a few german colonies in brazil.

They work hard and well. Richest part of the country.

Must be a coincidence.
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>>80883038

ich verstehen
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>>80873483
Strange people.
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>>80885355
>because no sane person can agree with people like Hegel, Schopenhauer etc.

Whats wrong with Schopenhauer?
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>>80884863
Well said Jacek
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>>80885050

Yes, it does. Pretty much standard opinion from the extreme left to the moderate left.
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>>80885123

True story:

Hitler was talking to his adjutant, Darges, in 1944.

During the meeting a fly was buzzing in the room annoying Hitler.

Hitler asked Darges to kill the fly.

Darges joked to Hitler that perhaps he should ask the Luftwaffe to do this, because the fly was an "airborne pest".

Hitler screamed at Darges, dismissed him, and sent him to the Eastern Front.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/6461171/Memoirs-of-Hitler-aide-could-finally-end-Holocaust-claims.html
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>>80885123
Benutz nicht meine Bilder du Fickschnitte.

>almost no corruption
Except that basically the entire SPD runs on oil money from middle east?

>unfriendly and rough
Have you ever left your town? I'm from the west, everyone is an asshole here because you have to be an asshole and egoistic because else they gun you down here. The few months I've been in Schwerin and Sachsen were the best times I ever had in Germany. Berlin was the worst, even got robbed with a Machete at the Alexanderplatz. But I guess it was my fault for going there and being white.

>coworker
She obviously dosn't like you.
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>>80885906
Jepp, that IS german.
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>>80885896
same here in sweden.
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>>80880597
What part of Berlin were you in then? Sounds like Kreuzberg, where you shouldn't have come in the first place.
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>>80873483
Autist: the people
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>>80885123
>almost no corruption
oh you sweet summer child
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>>80885906
such insolence.
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>>80885630
>Whats wrong with Schopenhauer?
I meant the whole idealistic philosophy. Hegel's dialectics, Schopenhauer's World as Will and Representation. In Poland it doesn't get much attention, people dismiss it as illogical and absurd
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>>80873483
They're shit

Every people is responsible for it's government

shit government = shit people
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>>80885431
They've mostly come before the whole ordeal in the early 20th century, which causes them to have the mindset that is more like the 19th-century mindset of Germans, thus saving them from having a cucked culture.
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all i know is when i am on holiday in a different country most people are unfriendly to me until i tell them i am austrian and not german
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They're either funny af and are great at jewish / holocaust jokes or have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever and unfortunately I run into more of the latter type of German rather than the former type.

Seem to be quite active on /pol/ though, so there's that
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They boil all of their food but love a good barbecue.
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>>80876827
interesting. How did you not get caught? Maybe we shiuld make this a thing
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>>80886508
Your women are quite beautiful. At least that's something
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>>80885431

you can say what you want about germans, but when i comes to work, they'll work on a level that mostly japs do.

The Prussian's did well, channeling the autism into their militaristic traditions
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>>80886508
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>>80873483
Well intended but naive cucks or SJW.
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>>80886126
>Benutz nicht meine Bilder du Fickschnitte.
Wie die Chinesen sagen, etwas zu kopieren ist ein Kompliment an den Erfinder. :^)

>almost no corruption
Every goverment in every country is corrupt. I was talking about the everyday live, which concerns most people going to and living in germany.

>Have you ever left your town?
Yes, i was in Berlin, Munich, and Leipzig. But not in the bad parts of town. Still i dont want to use it an argument, as the time i stayed was to short to judge accuratly.

>She obviously dosn't like you.
Maybe, i believe its more likely indifference.
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>>80886731

>Your women are quite beautiful.

Has to be the first time I read that on 4chan. Usually people hate our women because their manly jaws.
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the ones ive met have been more lefty than the average swede which is saying something.
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>>80887013
>Not wanting your children to have god-tier jaw genes

You disappoint me Hans.
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>>80883665
Big city plebs are very alike, at least here, but Berlin cucks are by far the worst, followed by a tie between Köln and Frankfurt.
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>>80886731
>Your women are quite beautiful.
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I've worked in the kitchen full of germans in a german luxurious hotel here in portugal and i love them.
People said germans are cold and humourless, but they were hilarious, always joking, always laughing. Really great guys, with amazing work ethics.
Changed my perception of germans.
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>>80886731
only if you equate blond with beautiful

but if you know anything about beauty, you don't.

Italian women >>>> German women
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>>80873483
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>>80887013
>butiful melike
Would take ridiciously cute Ukranian hooker for 10€ any day over Germans.
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>>80887013
Oh yeah. They are ugly af m8, pls give them the Korea treatment

>>80886777
What's the average German's view of Prussia?
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>>80887328
>What's the average German's view of Prussia?
Saupreissn

t. Bavarian
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>>80886485
Strange, that must be a cultural thing then. Hegels dialectics for example is only a different way to use the same dialectics Plato used. At least in my opinion.
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>>80873483
Would fight shoulder to shoulder to regain their country.
Who they decide goes on a cleanse list I leave up to those who fight next to me.
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>>80887328
History is too WW2 fixated, nobody thinks about the stuff that happened before.
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>>80873483
Germany has a great economy but the people are stiff and not fucking(lowest birth rate in Europe).
There has to be a balance between work and fun.
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>>80887328
>What's the average German's view of Prussia?
Saupreissn

t. Swabian
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we must allow germans to work hard yes. But we must also remind them who is the boss. they are a twice vanquished race, we must never let them rise above that.
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I like some of them.

What I don't like is their tendency to think less of people if they don't agree with them. I cannot stand their approach to business or any sort of planning. If they get an idea in their head, they will attempt to change everything else to make it work. Their approach to team work is essentially everyone agreeing something is the best thing to do, then eliminating any evidence to the contrary instead of attempting to make things work.

I prefer Austrians. Individually, I've liked a lot of the Germans I have met but when it comes down to a prolonged time with them I've found them underhand and awkward.
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>>80877929
>EU Banana Directive Subsection C.7 BTFO
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>>80887328

>average German's view of Prussia?

They have mixed feelings about it I'd say. People still have the view of it as an militarist and warmongering state that was rightfully disbanded, then again it was a huge part of our history and the reason we were finally united (with the Habsburgs it might have taken another 100 years at least).

Apart from history enthusiast and people living in Brandenburg (minus all the leftists) nobody actually wants its return though.
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>>80876184
Can you talk about your values etc..? How did your parents and the school system raise you, what values did they try to teach and what is your current view on society and the world.

curious desu
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>>80887899
Oi cheeky wanker! Drop that banana at once!
>pictures from this week's weapons sweep
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>>80887781
Aren't you both Protestant surrounded by Catholic hordes?
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>>80873483
They're the most autistic anime shitposters on this board.
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>>80882360
Berlin is Worst Germany
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>>80887217
i'm actually romanian and i like german women a whole lot

>inb4 gipsy
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>>80873483
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>>80873904
Fellow American, I lived with a family over there for a while as well. Where was your family located?
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>>80887719
But we always have to work even on holidays at the beach. Always digging trenches to not get out of practice.
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>>80888198
>dark guy likes light girls

Alright Iulian, you have to go back to the tent camp you came from.
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>>80887328

there are some (not much) people, who look back in a sense of nostalgia at Prussia, and wish that it would return. But i think the majority of Germans doesn't even know what a Prussian is, sadly we learn (at least in my state) very little about Prussia as a whole.

German history lessions in school consists mostly of

>medieval aka. why the crusades were bad
> NAZIS ARE BAD, WW II.
>french revolution >german revolution
> NAZIS ARE BAD, WW II.
>napoleon (if you're lucky)
> NAZIS ARE BAD, WW II.
>WW I. (if you're lucky) (colonialism and Bismarck IF you're lucky)
> NAZIS ARE BAD, WW II.


it is quite depressing
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>>80873483
My experience with ~20 Germans throughout college:
>Intelligent
>Progressive but not in a bleeding heart SJW way
>Very dry personality, moreso with the women
>Disregard above when drinking heavily, which they performed quite well imo
>Speak English pretty well
>Women were average tier looking
>American girls loved the guys but they love anything with an accent
>They all seemed to be fairly athletic
>Mingled and mixed amongst the population - didn't stick together nearly as tightly as the Japs, Chinese, or black students

Would openly welcome krauts who want to come here
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>>80883665
The Main is the demarcation line.
In the Brother War 1866 we lost only because of the bavarians. And now they call all others "Preussen". Scheiss Bazi!
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>>80888076
Yes we have no bananas
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>>80888499

i'm pale, achmed
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>>80888102

other way around, Bavaria and Baden are the only catholic states in germany
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>>80882477
>wessi cuck
geh mal deine türken kuscheln, luschki
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>>80888102
Well approx. 36 % of the residents of Baden-Württemberg are catholic and approx. 32 % are evangelic/protestant. So it's nearly even.
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>>80873483
All the Germans I met were cold, clinical, distant and very feminized. Not talking about women rights, more like dudes were acting almost gay.
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>>80873483
really patriotic women
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>>80888054
Not the anon you asked but I may offer my German perspective.
My parents raised me with quite liberal values, in a positive sense, they wanted me to question everyone and everything especially people in positions of authority.
My family is quite old, we even have a book that traces the last 500 years of our ancestry, so I was also raised with some pride for my heritage. Quite a strange mixture to be honest.

The school system tried to press modern "liberal" values on me, but I was lucky to be on a school that tried to empower students to debate and think for themselves, an opportunity that I took.
So most of my school time I was in debates with my liberal teacher, me being a charismatic and respectful person , they still all ended up liking me quite a lot, while I dropped some serious loads of red pills over my school.
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>set the record, by a huge factor, in any definition of hardcore (sex, sports, science,...)

>founders of furrydom, bestiality is like prescription drug abuse in the US

>self hatred has state of being

>over analytical with anything other than other gemans
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>>80887565
Thesis-antithesis is totally arbitrary, it doesn't describe and explain anything. I don't know if it's the same as with Plato, but Hegel thought of it as an explanation of what "creates" history, this is why Marx liked the idea in his class struggle idea. In Poland these kinds of reasonings are dismissed as waste of time and fairy tales
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The only Germans i met were exchange students at my university.

Almost all the women were dating exclusively black guys and the one guy was kind of a bitch. There was this one fraulein tho, she was very smart and we had great chemistry together but i could never get her to go out with me :(
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>>80889025
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They need to get over their Holocaust guilt and have some fucking pride in themselves.

Other than that, most of my interactions with Germans have been good.
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>>80889078
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>>80889025
Future single mom.
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>>80889210
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>>80873483
I worked with a Tatar in an automobile plant this week. We're both students. He remarked that it's extremely unusual in Russia to greet your fellow workers if you don't know them personally. And I'm like
>griasde
>servus
>pfiade
>habedere
all the time.
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>>80889262
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>>80889262
>Not knowing basic biology
>Pretends all the niggers she fucks are 10 inches even if 6 is their average size

HAHAHA look at me my white ex! Look at me father, i am a disgusting slut
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>>80888615
Kek, the WE WUZ NAZIS iteration every other time is sooo fucking true. I will never forget it:

>today, my children, i am going to tell you why you are a horrible person and should feel bad
>oh come ooon. AGAIN?
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>>80873483
my hometown is "affiliated" with a german town every Pentecost they come to party
friendly folks, but ofc they dont send fucking turks
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If you wanna meet germans, steer clear of any larger city.

You won't find many there.
Been living in cologne for a year now and I long for the day I can finally get the fuck out of this shithole again.
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>>80889480
Am I the only one who totally sabotaged history class at every opportunity?
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>>80873483

American living in the DE for ~1yr now. AMA
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>>80889335
What the fuck?
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>>80889673
my year literally started doing nazi salutes as a regular greeting after a while.

sometimes even in front of the teachers.
still greeting each other with sieg heil in teamspeak to this day.
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Like the Japanese, Africans, Americans, British, and Australians that I've met...the Germans were all hard working people who have strong work ethic and a disdain for laziness. Thanks Mira for your assistance in making me a better person.
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>>80873483
Only ever met three Germans (as in from Germany of course) who I was aware are Germans in my life, so I'll just share those stories.

First was when I was a lot younger, my parents hired a home electrician to fix something and it was obvious by his accent he was German. He was really polite. Second time was when I was working as a cashier at a grocery store. There were these two men from Germany talking with one of the managers (she was a bitch) while I took care of the order. Apparently they were best friends and one of them married the others ex-wife, which was apparently the manager heard about before. My manager let them know she was German too, one of them chuckled and asked her to say something in German and she couldn't. Third time was when I was at college. I never really talked to this guy on my dorm floor, but he hung the flag of East Germany on his window all year so he was probably part of the SJW cult.

Overall my heart goes out to Germans for how much they've been through. I really like their food, architecture, and culture. I hope they can overcome the Merkelreich but sadly most Germans don't seem to want this as much as I do.
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>>80889589
Bonn here, iktf
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>>80873483
poor and stupid
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>>80889480
>>80889673

no, but fun fact, the only time we learned about WW II. was through field trips, i guess i had the luck, that my teachers didn't gave a fuck about MUH ERBSCHULD, or were too cucked to even dare to talk about it.

History in the "Unterstufe" is a joke, the really good lessons started for me, when i picked history as one of my Abitur-subject
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>>80889561
>my hometown
Starts it with Saint?
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I don't really believe that they hate the "lazy" and corrupt Greeks desu.
When I visited Krautland (it.was b4 thr crisis) ppl were friendly af
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>>80873483
I hung out at the hotel bar with a German dude in the Carribean years ago. I don't speak German and he didn't speak English. We talked for hours and got shit faced. Had a stack of napkins we were drawing diagrams on to communicate.
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>>80890051
Im no Preus i´m a Alemanni like you.
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>>80890142
No we don´t really hate you. It´s the same as with France and Italy, we are kind of annoyed by your lack of work ethics but we also realize that you are just far better at enjoying live.
This is more of a brotherly thing were we roll our eyes and shittalk you a bit but in the end we are quite happy with you the way you are.
>Will visit Greece again in 3 weeks
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>>80887328
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>>80890139
no, the german town name is Ostrach
i think it's in Bavaria
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>>80890142
when I visited greece everyone was very rude to us, so I don't really like greece
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>>80873483
They need to seek the truth no matter what.

They could be great, if only they knew the truth about themselves.
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>>80879529
Amd yet you know nothing about it sonce you are a dumb cumt
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>>80890487
He's not an alemanni, he's albani.
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>>80890142
we dont, our biggest tabloid however potrays you as scum
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>>80890487
I'm sorry. All this Merkel and EU shit is going to my head.
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>go to bavaria for weekend
>get drunk in a biergarten with buddies while making fun of germans getting buttfucked by merkel and achmed
>germans sitting at next table get butthurt over truth and start complaining they should stop sending us money
>get even more butthurt when we agree with them because the people barely see any of that money
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>>80890800
Thank you kek for blessing me with dubs.
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>>80890733
No its Schwaben.
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>>80873483
Went to Berlin. People seem very tense and not realy happy. The only happy people were the homosexuals and people on drugs. It was very many leftists and grafitti there. All traditional german arcitecture have been replaced by striking and sometimes perverse modernism. It is also packed with remorse and guilt all over the place, i feel sad for you guys. I have also been to other smaller cites, there the people seem more normal, serious and hardworking.
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>>80887682
>>80888615
>>80889480

I imagine you guys hate WW2 movies and vidya games now? I saw Der Untergang in 9th grade, 1st year of HS and the last year. Now I can't enjoy WW2 movies anymore
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>>80878175
so a typical eurocuck?
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>>80877307
want me to send over some bananas and chocolate?
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>>80891096
it's Ostrach i've just check it
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>>80892121
Schwaben is a part of Bavaria.
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>>80891201
German cities are ugly and rundown m8. Come to Austria if you want to see some beautiful, clean cities with great architecture surrounded by the best landscapes nature has to offer.
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>>80892410
Are most Austrian Germans part Slav?
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>>80892387
ah ok
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>>80873483
No sense of humor. They just cant take something easy for the hell of it. Thier alcohol and especially thier cuisine are incredibly inferior. Dont even get me started on the language.

They are ok though.
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>>80877307
>Ostdeutsch
>Herrenrasse

Wähle eines.
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>>80892713
>Dont even get me started on the language.
>flag: austria
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>>80891201
Recommend nice small places in Germany please.
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>>80892410
What would be some nice places that are still traditional German? I've been to Tyrol.
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>>80892387
>>80892616

Yes but Ostrach is in Oberschwaben.
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>>80891201
>have been replaced
I hope you aren't implying that it was our idea to tear the old buildings down
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>>80893029
your regions are compicated
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>>80892387
>tfw Oberpfälzer
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>>80892616
Many people from Schwaben don't want to be called Bavarians. It's the same with most people from Franken.
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>>80892387
Schwaben is rightul French clay
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>>80892270
Christ, that poor mother.

I feel awful now, really awful. I should visit my mother tommorow.
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>>80893344
And Alsace-Lorraine is rightful German clay.
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best friend is german, girlfriend is german

all things considered a good people but they can be awfully jewish sometimes (ironic isnt it)
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>>80892946
Quedlinburg, Mittenwald and Meissen is some very nice and traditional german cities.

>>80893130
No, i am not. I know whose idea it was. It was torn down as part of the denationalization and by the DDR.
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>>80873483
Fat, friendly and excellent sausage makers. Also give back our bikes, thanks.
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>>80877307
why you still love commies?
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>>80892270
Holy shit! Post pic of the guy pls, and more German cringe videos
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>>80893736
>Also give back our bikes
You may want to talk to tanned germans for that one, Martijn.
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>>80892270
She said "Obergrenze".
top kek
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>>80889210
>>80889335
>>80889418
>>80889533

Are all German women like this?
I visited Berlin 4 days ago, saw a decent number of white couples and white kids in the center of the city.

But maybe that doesn't reflect the rest of the country?
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>>80892713
>austria
>not germany
>implying

:^)
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>>80892713
To be honest this is the only way i have ever encounterd austrians. I was in a bar, drinking with my friends from diffrent martials arts i practice and ther we met a group from Vienna. They were trying to be funny and joked around and started making joke about me and friends. I believed hat they were trying to fit in and stuff, so i played along. Then one of them randomly insulted my dead grandpa and my girlfriend. They were massive pussies and ran after insulting me as a retard and Untermensch for having a hearing aid. A friend of mine met two of them the day after at the train station and kicked the shit out of them.
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>>80895085
>stuff that never happend

you are a major pussy, my friend.. beta
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>>80894225
das ist die absolute sünde
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>>80895262
It happened. I can't prove it though. Tbh "Kicked the shit out of them" is exaggerated, he just slapped each of them once.
Had problems to find the right words
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>>80894968
I bet, it´s german sense of humor.
Someone that a picture set of a internet whore and create this fake account on twitter.
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Pic related.
I'm only half German and I come up with constant ideas for inventions, solutions, and electronics. Once I complete my degree the world is going to be a better place. I have an extremely well thought out idea in place for a game now that I will put on my website before the end of the year along with my comic book.
I can appreciate my Scandinavian and British genes but I owe everything to my German genes, I wouldn't be nearly as smart without them.
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>>80876184
american here.
can confirm to 100% but there is actually more.
Dont forget the sick xenophobia, hypocrisy and much much more.
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>>80895502
At least thats what he told me
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>>80895317

https://einprozent.de/fahndung-nach-linkem-mordanschlag-in-wien/
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>>80882677
must be fucking delishious then goim. too bad you fuckers arent breeding anymore...... but dont worry mohhamad will take care of that....
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>>80895896
But Germany is overpopulated already
>>80876184
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>>80873483
Okay, so I am in college now, but I can tell you what I know from the Germans I've met in German class and drivers ed in high school. So Philip was the first one. He was in my drivers ed class. Nice guy, good sense of humor, but seemed somewhat pretentious. The second and third were Leah and her brother, (I FORGOT HIS NAME) both decent people I suppose, but again extremely pretentious and fucking liberal apologists. Also, they often interrupted class and with profane and not that funny jokes. Not like im a sperg. I have a fucked sense of humor, it just was, I don't know, forced?
That's it. Overall, I think they are pretentious fucks, they need to learn some manners, (i'm in the south) and stop apologizing and gain a sense of fuckin nationalism.
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murican here, traveled much of germany during this last winter (berlin [liberal hellhole, i hated it], munich, hannover, stuggart), spent a month there bc german ancestry

many of my closest friends are german - they're loyal and supportive, good buddies
i prefer southern bavarian culture to northern german culture, but then again, i am a southerner (texan)
i found germans polite to a fault, considerate, overtly work focused & interested in discussing politics (mostly out of fear/misunderstanding than genuine interest)
they are also judgmental, image-focused, and conformist (as previously mentioned)
i had an overall pleasant experience with native germans and my life is empty without german bread. but i'm heading back next month for another couple of months
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>>80896583
Hey im a Texan :-) Wie geht's?
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>>80877783
My dick is as hard as diamonds from imagining that scenario
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>>80873483
They make overly complicated cars that I hate working on (mechanic by trade), but when they run right, quite impressive.

Every German I've met is well educated and well spoken. Very polite. I have a great deal of respect for their society.
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>>80873904
>"My humor is so black it picks cotton!"
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>>80896791
>I have a great deal of respect for their society
I suppose you didn't talk politics with 'em?
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>>80873483
Hate them, they are fucking scum
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>>80888290
Aurich, Ostfriesland. North-Western Germany. Istayed with them for about two weeks, one week abroad (Primarily Hamburg and Berlin)
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>>80876151
lit?
meaning?
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>>80887217
Get out, heretic.
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