OFFICIAL Brit/pol/ LIVESTREAM: THERESA MAY TO BECOME PM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0 [Embed]
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>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed]
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>bong bong bong bong
>bong bong bong bong
>bong bong bong bong
>bong bong bong bong
>BONG
https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/753297993739169794 (embed)
Theresa May LITERALLY told Gideon to fuck off.
does anyone think the new pm looks like that mistress t pornstar?
>>80870983
no idea
>No more Gideon
>Hammond as Chancellor
>Boris and Davis in No10
Fun times tonight
The Conservative Party is now absolutely ripe for Blairite MPs to defect to
Social justice, forced equality, pro-EU views... Time for Corbyn to bring the axe down
>>80871031
Best thing to happen all year desu
So how is the cabinet for now ?
why is phillip hammond bad? never heard of him until now
Will we need to create an Anime Resistance Party to combat May's tyranny?
>>80871031
Haha fucking hell, Gideon well and truly BTFO.
>>80871089
I thought you had died of a stroke, lad.
One of the few things nice about living in Stoke is the rest of Staffordshire is actually lovely
muh dik
Any predictions on who the Defence Minister will be?
We were supposed to be committing 2% of our GDP to the military.
If we get a female Defence Minister I expect our military will be destroyed with diversity and equality quotas.
>>80871089
nobody cares about your opinion, tripfag
Just got back from work, lads.
Fill me in on today's events.
Has May appointed anyone yet?
>Apparently Phillip "We're not leaving the EU" Hammon has been appointed Chancellor?
>>80871114
Another in the Westminster bubble obsessed with bombing the middle east.
>>80871085
i thought all those titles were just pretend like the queen, that's interesting. thanks for clarifying :)
>>80871145
She's purging the Bullingdons.
Where is Priti?
People shilling on here for Theresa May need to be executed
Why the fuck Cameron even bother resigning in the first place? Why has no one noticed she's been waiting in the wings since 2010?
>people are genuinely this stupid
Boris will be Minister for Culture, Media and Sport
Screencap this
>>80871109
Hammond is Chancellor, Gideon definitely on the backbenches. Amber Rudd, Boris, David Davis and Michael Fallon are currently in No. 10 and will likely get jobs.
She is LITERALLY crushing the Eton boys
>>80871089
Corbyn is literally a meme now, he won't have a part by the end of the year at this rate.
>>80871064
house of lords is a unelected body that votes on whether to pass the laws that come from the commons, what you think is parliament. whoever this peerage is going to becomes a member of the house of lords. the lords and the commons together form parliament.
>>80871048
Bradford I think. But could easily be many places, Sheffield, Leeds etc.
>>80871233
Mays first speech as pm went like this
>social justice
>dindus kept down by the white man
>muh wage gap
Are you ready to get purged for saying mean things anon?
>>80871245
>bombing pakis
>bad
>Amber Rudd
DO NOT WANT
NOT
WANT
BORIS IS FOREIGN SECRETARY
>Boris foreign secretary
BORIS FOREIGN SEC
>>80871329
I'm sorry, Northerners.
>Boris rumored foreign secretary
HOLY FUCK YES BORIS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
CANT SLAM THE HAMmond
>>80871347
please say this is true
>>80871347
>>80871366
>>80871368
https://twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/status/753299219071524864
BORIS IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE
boris at the fco
>>80871333
link?
>>80871333
>forgetting the part about white working class males
How convenient, nice spin.
>BoJo foreign sec
muh benis
>>80871392
KEK
That would be hilarious.
BOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJO
IS FOREIGN SECRETARY IMPORTANT OR POWERFULL??????????????
I HOPE SO
>>80871179
this.
Stoke actually isn't that bad though.
BORIS FOREIGN SEC
>>80871347
BORIS
O
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S
BORIS YES
FOREIGN SECRETARY BORIS JOHNSON
See what can go wrong with Boris as foreign secretary.
EVerythings going to be alright lads.
>Someone who says that Britain would collapse without open borders and that Turkey should join the EU is now Foreign Secretary
AT LEAST WE HAVE LE FUNNY BLONDE HAIR MAN BANTER THOUGH RIGHT XD
Are there any other Stafford anons out there?
BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS!
>>80871472
Yes
BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS
So what do you think Mummy will be told during her security briefings guys?
>boris being made foreign sec to fill the banter void left by big dave
good choice
BORIS IS FOREIGN SEC
FARAGE WHEN
>>80871472
one of the big 4 (foreign sec, home sec, chancellor and PM)
>>80871472
>IS FOREIGN SECRETARY IMPORTANT OR POWERFUL
Fucking hell yes it is kek, fucking Boris kek's at all time high
>>80871472
4th after PM, Chancellor and Home Sec.
>>80871472
But he is clown ..........
And liar
>>80871450
>working class white men need to go to university
m8 too many people going to university is what has left us with a generation of sjws, she advocates this to indoctrinate the one part of the country that will appose this shit.
Will Theresa legalize 420
JOHNSON FOREIGN SECRETARY
SKYNEWS
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4sokt4/petition_all_european_union_flags_emblems_and/
Christ. Look how salty they get over a petition.
>Boris
>Boris is foreign Sec
ahahahahahaha
This is amazing
BORIS CONFIRMED AS OUR ENVOY TO TRUMP
>>80871426
>>80871368
>>80871366
>>80871347
Hence dealing with Brexit, hence going to get us a shit deal, hence we lose.
Was watching the happenings unfold. The pro-Brexit protest was hilarious.
>Qt handing out Brexit leaflet
>Elderly guy kept blocking Brexiteers with "world peace" sign, to cheers.
>Some ASBO got arrested and hippies kicked up a fuss.
>Bumped into a 4chan user who called me out after I shouted "HAPPENING"
>Got stealth interviewed
>"what do think of all this?"
>"IT'S HILARIOUS"
Hope I don't become a meme lads.
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/753299931172106240
>>80871706
Brexit Minister will deal with that
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>>80871511
>>80871513
>>80871527
>>80871535
>>80871560
>Neoliberal fag who abandoned Brexit presumably to get a comfy cabinet position under this hag
Excuse me if I'm not overjoyed
>>80871472
>IS FOREIGN SECRETARY IMPORTANT OR POWERFULL??????????????
Yes, he will zipwire all over the owrld now.
Waiting to see if Gove gets.... anything.
Is Pretty Patel gonna get on the cabinet?
So, now that May is our new PM, will I get thrown into prison for saying I want to jizz on her tits?
George gets the sack, Boris if Foreign Secretary... not bad so far.
BORIS YASSS
>>80871706
There's a Brexit department being set up which will deal with that m8
Literally eating popcorn right now, lads.
>>80871540
ANYONE? I WANT THE SECRETS
>>80871650
Weighed in with my opinion
>Brexiteer as foreign sec
MUH DICK
ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
BORIS
>FOREIGN SECRETARY
need a brexiter for home sec
>>80871753
Apparently May and Gove hate each other.
We'll get more funny Boris memes at least... That's good... r-right?
>amber rudd is going to be home secretary
HELP
E
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P
>>80871619
The fact our unis are full of pakis and chinks has created the SJW, a force of working class white men will have dire consequence for all the Corbyn supporters running the lectures.
Uni will be full of Dave's and Gary's who's dads were NF supporters.
MORE WOMEN IN POWER THAN GAME OF THRONES
>>80871891
this is not how i wanted it to end
Who will be home sec? Won't really be Amber will it?
This is exactly how Brit/pol/ was in 2015 when the Tories won the election - Anything that makes leftist teenagers mad is great, even if it also shits on conservatism
Truly you are The Eternal Cucks
>>80871755
I hope so lad
>>80871896
>The fact our unis are full of pakis and chinks has created the SJW
That's far from the truth.
>>80871888
Nope,he is traitor
>>80871943
I think it will. I wonder what job Gove is gonna get?
>>80871943
meme magic confirms
>>80871946
And what happened- we left the EU.
Now fuck off
>>80871946
Forgot to filter you.
Bye Peter.
>>80871946
What the fuck do you want us to do? Vote for Labour because the Tories aren't perfect?
>>80871946
of course the 2015 GE was your first major event on brit/pol/ wasn't it
>Boris is in charge of MI6
>>80871064
>Mistress T
She's a great dom but nothing on Theresa May
>>80871969
>>80871755
Minister for immigration?
>>80871891
>i actually called it
Mixed feelings here
Good news from America lads, the free trade offers continue.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3688136/Brexit-not-ll-queue-state-takes-swipe-Obama-British-advert-fights-trade-EU-referendum-vote.html
Letters of Last Resort pls.
Can brit/pol/ create the perfect one?
>>80868058 #
If you are reading this. Then the very worst has happened. But consider this. The very best has happened. Our enemies have revealed their final form. Now you must do what must be done.
If those who are responsible for our downfall are known to you, you are authorised to use all force available to you to destroy them utterly.
Your family will very well be gone. Consider this and think of the justice you will be serving.
If our enemy is still unknown to you. Wait. Bide your time. Report to the senior surving officer of the Royal Canadian Navy (or Australia or New Zealand).
Your orders are to ensure the succession of the line of Winsor to the Canadian/Australia/New Zealand/British Throne and the restoration of our homeland.
Use your best judgement to carry out this task given the new reality of our world.
May God have mercy on us all and I wish you and your crew Godspeed.
Amanda Home Sec
>>80870952
TURN ON BBC
NIGEL FARAGE IS THE NEW HOME SECRETARY
OMFG
http://order-order.com/2016/07/13/reshuffle-as-it-happens/
AMBER RUDD CONFIRMED HOME SECRETARY
>Her inauguration speech used to talk about social justice
JUST FUCK UP OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY
>DAVID DAVIS ON THE SCENE
>>80871946
>Anything that makes leftist teenagers mad is great
can this be our motto for the general?
ARTICLE 50
NAO
AMBER FUCKING RUDD
Oh dear.
>>80872060
pls gib commonwealth free movement so we can flee easily if May fucks us
>david davis going into number 10
muh dick
Poor Osbourne, the man must be snorting some coke right now in tears
AMBER RUDD AS HOME SEC
LMAO
>>80872110
This is fucking amazing lads
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/12/david-cameron-premiership-tragedy-pay-eu-referendum
Wahhh, why are people showing basic respect for a man who dedicated 6 years of his life to running the country (for better or worse).
>>80871946
I preferred it when you were gone.
AMBER RUDD HOME SEC
PLEASE NO
>>80872096
What's actually wrong with Amber Rudd?
Apart from her being a cunt?
>>80872148
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOO AMBER RUBB.
>>80871946
I thought you died of a stroke
redpill me on Amber Rudd
I can't keep control of the happenings.
Why Amber Rudd so bad ?
>>80872071
Nice
>>80871946
Yeah lad, Britain would be much better if Miliband was in charge now, didn't he promise to import all the Calais rapefugees if he won the election?
>>80872182
>AMBER RUDD
>HOME SECRETARY
>>80871291
Who is this semen demon?
>>80871969
thicc
>tfw she will never put her curry gash in your face
>>80872214
>she's a cunt
>>80872142
BASED
>>80872214
Nothing. She's a middle of the road Tory who doesn't really have a stance on anything.
/pol/'s just mad because shes a woman.
>Amber Rudd is Home Sec
Kill me.
EUGH Ruddy Rud
>>80872133
>commonwealth free movement
>commonwealth is 90% Indian before the century's out
IS AMBER RUDD GOOD OR BAD FOR IMMIGRATIOM?
>Those fucking journos shouting moronic questions
>>80872021
We haven't left the EU
We literally haven't. May and Grayling have pondered on not activating it until 2018, and then Philip Hammond has said that it could take up to six years, assuming we don't have another referendum in that near-decade of negotiations
>>80872182
Prime Ministers who lose elections or retire have traditionally slipped quietly away, without Huw Edwards on the BBC describing their uninteresting journey down the Mall as if it were a great state occasion, or BBC helicopters clattering overhead.
The great thing about this country used to be that a change of government was *not* a great state occasion, but a routine matter, without expensive armoured cars and grandiose police escorts. Real authority resided with and derived from the Monarch, who granted it to those who had been blessed by the electors, for as long as they could keep it.
t. Morality
>This butthurt from Boris taking the foreign secretary
This has potential to be glorious. But fuck this could go either way with May in charge
>>80872255
>single monitor
No wonder you're struggling
>>80872255
>ecchi mousepads
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Boris Johnson just appointed FM.
BORIS WILL TACKLE THE ANIMU
She used Hastings to get up the fucking ladder.
She knew who's arse to lick.
>>80871284
Fucking this
These memes are unreal
>>80872290
>[visible confusion]
Amber Rudd will be out of her job in 18 months
Screen cap this
Will George Osborne kill himself tonight?
>>80872307
They won't go to Canada because of the winters.
>Breaking News, Boris takes the fight to ISIS
>>80871291
He's already been named as foreign secretary
>>80872315
i don't know but i hate everything about her, so probably bad
> rudd
ffs
shes gonna be a mess
>>80872255
>not putting novelty tabs in each window
you are but a child
WHAT JOB WILL DAVIS GET LADS
PUT YOUR BETS IN HERE
DUBS DECIDES
>>80872253
lost
LIAM FOX ARRIVING NOW
>>80872214
Women home secretaries are two for two at sucking
uhhh so what can Boris do as foreign s?
>LIAM FOX CONFIRMED
ANOTHER BREXITER
>>80872390
I believe you
She has no experience whatsoever
>>80872451
Brexit minister
Back to a merry-go-round in the Home Office probably
>>80871202
Fallon will probably keep the defence brief, as he's a hawk, supporter of May, and actually competent in his position.
Rudd can't be worse than May as Home Sec.
Can she?
>>80872315
fuck knows she just another unknown feminist that has never made her views outside feminism apparent.
>Amber Rudd Home Secretary but Osborne kicked out of government
Swings and roundabouts
>>80872405
>Boris today paid a trip to Brussels
Is austerity over? Are my bennies safe?
>>80872489
She's been given the shittiest job in the cabinet
I would have turned it down, it's political suicide
>>80872451
the brexit one
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
lessons in what? "stepping down" every few months?
Make your prediction, lads. Will May as our PM be overall bad or good?
FALLON REMAINS AT THE MOD
LIAM FOX ARRIVES AT DOWNING STREET
THESE MEMES
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>>80872451
Brexit secretary
>everyone shitting on Rudd
>no-one even heard of her until now
> Hammond as Chancillor
I can get behind this
>>80872505
>>80872557
I fucking hope so lads
>>80872284
>This ugly fuck gets to have a ride on the bombay express
Bet she's just a demon in the sack as well
>>80872451
Brexit
>>80872318
>>80872021
Gossip that we could have a new referenda on the deal we draw up with the EU on Brexit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort
What will Theresas' say?
>BORIS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AT LEAST SHE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR
>>80871886
>Apparently May and Gove hate each other.
True, but she owes him.
If he had supported Boris, Boris would be PM now.
It's because of him that she is PM.
>>80872530
fallon and davis the only 2 MP's confirmed in no.10 so presumably they have important jobs as well.
>>80872625
Philip "We're not leaving the EU" Hammond?
>>80872549
He clearly forgot he was playing a shitty sport for faggots.
>>80872615
She's a SJW
hahahaha get fucked osborne
FOX IS IN DOWNING STREET
>>80872317
They are fucking annoying
>>80872390
Home Office is traditionally a poisoned chalice
Amber Rudd won't last the year while up against immigration pressures on housing and unemployment
>>80872451
Brexit, Praise kek
>>80872627
shes cucked by the BWC
>>80872642
"Don't hurt the refugees"
>bong bong bong bong
bong bong bong bong
>bong bong bong bong
bong bong bong bong
>BONG
BONG
>BONG
BONG
>BONG
BONG
>BONG
BONG
>>80872627
ugh what the fuck
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO HIS POLITICAL CAREER
best live blog for this? bbc is shit
>>80872451
secretary of culture, media and sport
>>80872642
It's just a picture of her face, the commanders will know what to do.
>>80872642
"Nuke the shit out of them."
>>80871946
>(you)
Don't spend it all at once tripfag
>>80872662
May had a clear lead over Boris before he backed down.
>>80872667
Boris "great supine invertebrate jellies" johnson is our new foreign sec.
the memes are flying today
>>80872642
>>80872076
Done mine
>>80872707
"Go to Australia no wait jk lol"
>>80872753
Guardian
>>80872710
keep it up big fella
>>80872806
>>80872811
good answers
>>80872753
>>80872753
You're browsing it famalamalam.
OSBORNE HAS BEEN FUCKED
A GREAT DAY
MICHAEL FALLON REMAINS AS DEFENSE SEC.
>>80872707
You are being especially irritating today. I wish you really had had a stroke.
> Liam Fox International Trade
> David Davies Brexit
> Boris Johnson Foreign Sec
DREAM TEAM LADS
EU IS FINISHED
>>80872317
Everytime
> ARE YOU GOING TO RESIGN
> GOING TO JAIL?
> WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE SACKED.
As the famous Glenn Cullen said, shut up you twats.
MEME MAGIC HAS A PRICE
>MEME MAGIC HAS A PRICE
MEME MAGIC HAS A PRICE
>MEME MAGIC HAS A PRICE
MEME MAGIC HAS A PRICE
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>MEME MAGIC HAS A PRICE
>>80872753
Guido http://order-order.com/2016/07/13/reshuffle-as-it-happens/
HIGNFY called it
>>80872786
With the MPs yes, but once it had gone out to the party members she would probably have lost.
>>80872642
Damn, that's pretty intense for a first day.
Fox to international trade, Davis to Brexit
http://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/james-bartholomew-theresa-may-is-not-a-conservative/
A good article by the ConservativeWoman website (Not written by Peter Hitchens) explaining why we're all fucked
>>80872771
plz no
>>80872133
>Free movement
>Good
>>80872577
terrible, she's a leftist cuck who wants sharia law instated it's time to move
PRITI PATEL WHEN
This is a good start apart from Rudd, lads.
Plus we have David Davis and Liam Fox awaiting there positions.
STOP THE MEMES
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>>80872753
sky news famalam