I have an ugly embarrassing last name, but I really like the sound of my fiance's last name. Is it degenerate to take the surname of your wife?
>>80868661
yes
>>80868661
I have an embarassing first name. Pretty much all of my siblings have.
>>80868661
Whats your last name? ((Schitter?))
>>80868661
Post last name
>>80868661
it's about as homo as raising another man's child. so pretty fucking gay
>>80868661
bumping so OP can post last name
Change your last name to something else. Like faggot
I don't know that feel. My last name is Öztürk and I'm proud.
Absolutely degenerate. May as well castrate yourself and have someone else fuck your wife
>>80868661
post your last name you cancerous queer.
>>80868661
Your last name "gay" ?
>>80868922
>>80868936
>>80869027
[spoiler]Dillsworth[/spoiler]
>>80868661
Depends on what your last name is. I guess.
>>80868661
Yes.
>>80869157
Dillsworth omg haha you fucking pickle
>>80869157
rekt
>>80869157
Idungeddit
Doesn't seem bad at all, at least your last name isn't literally "furnace"
>>80869157
not that bad
>>80869157
Could be worse. The embarrassment from taking your wife's name should far outweigh the embarrassment from yours.
>>80869157
>Dillsworth
>A bad name
You serious? Thought you were going to say something like "McGreggor" or "McCuckery" or something Jewish.
>>80869157
That's not really bad.
Do like the Japanese and start a new clan.
Give it a new name, new household, etc.
>>80868661
Is your last name Peterpuffer? Then its okay, you may take the surname of your wife.
>>80869157
just name your kid dick dillsworth and be done with it.
>>80869290
My wife's surname is so cool though. I feel bad for erasing it with my shitty last name.
>>80869157
That name is fine. Why would you want to change it?
Taking your wife's last name would put you at an incredibly high level of cuckoldry. It's not worth it.
>>80869157
It's just a name like any. It would be far worse to be a cuck who took his wife's name. Not only would you look like a dickless pansy, but you'd be spitting on the graves of all your family who came before you.
>>80869157
That name's worth a pickle.
>>80869157
I could see that last name on a list of a hundred assorted last names and think nothing of it. It's fine.
It's only an issue if it's Gaylord, Shart, Dick, Hooker, etc.
>>80869377
what is her last name?
>>80869157
Not that bad desu
>>80868661
bumping so OP can post wife's last name
>>80869377
If you want to change your last name fine but don't take your wife's name, that is the most beta nu-male thing you could do.
>>80869157
WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS THE MOST NORMAL AND NOT-EMBARRASSING NAME EVER.
It would be a million times more embarrassing to take your wife's name. Who fucking does that???
>>80869384
>Dillsworth
Calm down, Mr. Bocanegra.
>have long and german-sounding name
>tfw it actually just translates to a farming instrument
not as bad as mine..
>Gray
A FUCKING COLOR
>>80869483
>>80869552
Come on already you fucking faggot OP
dillsworth ain't even bad get over it OP
you can change your last name to anything you want for like 40 bucks anon.
Sounds like you want to have a woman's name.
>>80869646
I like that surname, and the colour is spelled "grey" not "gray". "grays" are a unit of ionized radiation iirc and AYY LMAOS?
>>80869646
fitting for a coal burner.
>>80869552
>>80869657
Neither of have facebook, so don't bother to try doxxing us if I tell you guys.
Hecke reporting in
>>80869859
does this mean im an ayy lmao?
>>80869920
dox using last name you fucking idiot
>>80869640
>grey
>Schmetterleng
>Enschuldigung
Germans are savages with their barbaric Arabic tier language.
>>80869001
It's either Gay or Cuck.
I knew a Canadian once called Randy Gay. His parents shitposting from the cradle.
>>80869920
I just wanted to see the name you thought was so much better, out with it you cuck.
>>80869646
That sounds pretty cool. I mean like are you joking most people I think would like the last name Gray.
t. Jaynes
>>80869977
AYY
my last name is Dyer
>>80869640
so, you're a Ho?
>tfw dad is a shit person
>all family members with my last name are convicts or ugly/stupid
>dont want to give them the honour of having my children have their name
Will do anyways, but I'll make a name for myself with it.
>>80870016
>I knew a Canadian once called Randy Gay. His parents shitposting from the cradle.
Poor sod, is he still alive?
>>80869157
That's a pretty normal sounding last name.
>>80869920
that's fine, I'm just curious to see if her surname is really better than Dillsworth
Also knew a guy with the last name "Dildy"
lmao
>>80870070
>mfw Dyer is a chav gypsy trash name here
Sorry anon but it is, not even insulting you.
>>80869674
Yes it is.
It's a nerd's fucking name and you will get ridiculed for having it.
Do you think Don Draper would have climbed up the corporate ladder and gotten the respect of his peers with a name like Phil Dillsworth?
It will pretty much set you on the path to career suicide so I hope OP has a STEM job where people don't really care that you have an untrimmed neckbeard and eat gunk from between your toes as long as you can do your job.
>>80869640
My last name means "without class".
Not sure if that means my ancestor had no class or existed outside the traditional class structure.
>Not having the next towns name as your surname
Plebs, plebs everywhere
>>80869626
Ok italiANO
>>80870174
but i'm not a chav or gypsy
>>80868661
Yes, it's absolutely disgusting, just try pronouncing it different.
If I ever see a woman with a hyphenated last name or a name that is different than her husbands, I always assume he's a cuck
>tfw dad wanted to name me Cornelius
Thanks mum
>>80870155
kek.
>>80870183
Don Draper probably sucked his way up the corporate ladder, most that climb that ladder have to suck as much dick as possible.
Your name has nothing really to do with it, its how far you can shove an unwashed managers cock down your throat and take all the abuse they throw at you.
>>80870183
t. Fernando Hernandez
>>80869157
If you absolutely MUST change your last name, change it to a variation on Dillsworth, like Ellsworth or whatever.
>>80870239
Wena valencia
>>80870032
>>80870140
>>80869990
Her last name is Starkweather
>>80870293
I know, but that name here is literally a trashy gypsy tier name that is given out to council estate chavs.
Like Taylor and things like that.
>>80870385
>Starkweather
Honestly, I like your surname better than hers
>>80869271
Furnace is awesome war name
>>80870296
>mfw my dad wanted to name me Montana
>he's Australian
>>80870385
>Starkweather
Yeah because that's totally not open for trolling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_84ZhuEx4c
>>80870385
Sounds like some game of thrones shit
>>80870385
Dillsworth v Starkweather
Both names are alright, but you should obviously keep yours.
>>80870385
Yeah that's gay and don't ever talk to anyone about taking her name ever again.
>>80868661
Your wife will not respect you if you do this
>>80870393
depressed
>>80870070
...Imogen dyer?
>>80870385
Man, that's tough. Starkweather is a pretty great name.
I mean on principle I would say keep it or change it to Dellsward or something. But Starkweather sounds like an offshoot of house Stark, like Karstark.
>>80870622
Don't be, it's not common here for that reason.
>>80868661
My name is literally soup. People jokingly call me goulash or beef sirloin with cream. My only option is to take my mother's or my gf's name. Dillsworth can't be that bad.
>>80870385
Don't do it, you'll be killed by Roose Bolton
How shit of a last name is Fanning?
How shit of a first name is Reed?
>>80870638
nope
>>80870670
I can see where he's coming from, Dillsworth doesn't really scream "alpha male" does it? But I'm sure his triple D man tits and sport bra sweat patches do either.
>>80870751
>>80870824
A fanny covered in reeds. Theres an odd mental image
>>80870771
>Beef Sirloin with Cream
My sides.
>Mfw Martinsson
>Mfw nobody in my family for generations is named Martin
>tfw last name sounds Chinese and people who see my name always assume I'm a chink
>it's actually an unusual English last name
Feels bad.
>>80868661
Is any surname beginning with "Mc" any Good?
>>80870996
a gave ur mum my beef Sirloin with a side of cream ;^)
>original surname is shit
>taking wife's surname is cuckoldry
why don't you and your wife make a new surname?
>>80871248
Is it Yeo?
Name your son Lee.
>>80869321
McGregor is a manly name. You must be a cuck Scot.
>>80870959
WHY DOES EVERYONE PRONOUNCE IT FANNY THAT SHIT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD I CLEARLY SAID fannING FUCK I HATE EVERYONE
>>80869157
Nothingsworth more like it
If you can't make something of your last name then you're no man m8. It's not the name its what you do with it.
>>80869157
Are you a cartoon character?
>>80871248
What is it?
>>80871252
No dice, she's a vegetarian. That was your own mother you cooked for you basement dwelling virgin.
Mine is an English Adjective kek
>>80871445
>taking it seriously
>>80870878
Thats the wrong attitude.
If he was a pile of muscle and rage, dillsworth would be just as alpha as the next name.
>>80871445
>She says she's a vegetarian
>but secretly she loves the meat
>>80871373
>McAnything
>Manly
>Wearing a skirt
>Manly
Right, how is the hormone therapy going?
>>80869157
Sounds like a character from a shitty tumblr webcomic.
Like, you'd be a steam-powered robot with a top-hat a monocle and a moustache that lives in an apartment with a Muslim chick, a black guy and a tranny, and the comic would always make statements about social justice, and the humour would come solely from mainstream popculture references.
>>80871572
>he thinks skirts were invented for women
>>80871572
>implying Mc(something)s aren't some of the most alpha names in existence
>implying kilts aren't manly
Poor English lads are jealous cause their names are so low test
>>80869157
Not too bad senpaitachi. I was thinking it was going to be some hyphenated multiethnic shitshow abomination like "Rodriguez-Delahunt"
Anyway, you should be proud of your name, it's not a bad name at all.
>>80871362
>>80871431
It's Ing.
>>80871685
and the robot has a moustache and always says 'i say' and 'science!'
god is there a name for this annoying bullshit
>>80871541
Same here. Best way to be.
>>80871933
Hahahah
Ming Ing pls
I used to hate my last name but as I got older I started to appreciate it and my anglo heritage.
>>80871835
Which just goes to prove that the Brazilians theory about "alphaness" is false.
Because we McRipped the Scots 100 new holes to fuck over the course of history, must be our low test names and your beta cuck cock sucking ways.
Eh?
>>80871718
That's a damn ball gown.
>>80871251
McDonalds, McGuiness, McPotatoFamine, McAModestProposal, McLeprechaun
>>80872092
>That's a damn ball gown.
It isn't, but even if he was, he would have done more manly shit in a year than you have in the last 3 sitting on your computer, jacking off and shitposting on a Malaysian Fact-checker website,
>>80869157
HAHAHA DO YOU LIKE PICKLES FAGGOT
>>80871572
Typical English Names:
>Rollington
>Wobblebottom
>Willsworthsdale
>Flobbingham
Typical Celtic Name:
>McCabe
>McDuff
>McBeth
>McNeal
>>80872092
>the way names sounds affects all of human history
You're reading into this too much. Some cultures have more intimidating names than others. Everyone rekt the vikings but Ragnar is more alpha than Timothy
>>80868661
That's what my uncle did when he married my aunt, his last name was "Tubby"
>>80872201
Top kek, firstly that's a Master Templars outfit and it was worn when meeting the Ayyubids.
Most Templars/Crusaders had capes for the cold desert nights to keep warm, look at the real crusader outfits, it's all chainmail with a cloak and a ranking white cloth with a red cross on it or a weird red/yellow cross if you were a member of the Hospitallier.
Now fuck off, McFaggot.
>>80869157
Why havent u an heroed?
>>80868661
This anglojew issue with surnames and marriage always get me.
Feels good to be catholic, sometimes.
>>80872301
>>80872367
You two are adorable.
>Ivor the Boneless
Welsh names are better, Owain Glyndr, that's a real Celtic name, not your "McFuckmyFaceWithYourBigSaxonCockPlease".
>>80872523
The Welsh are Celtic you spastic. And irish names are infinitely more popular than Welsh names that no one can fucking read.
Stop sperging out just because you're people have been irrelevant in every conceivable way for all of human history, we're obviously going to use the more common Celtic names as examples
>>80872399
Burger Cuck McTubby II
>>80872399
lmao
>>80870385
Keep your name but make sure your kids get Starkweather as a middle name.
>Jimbo Starkweather Dillsworth
>>80872725
Where did I say the Welsh weren't Celtic you pathetic little Viking bitch boy?
Your Mc and Mac's denote clans, clan culture comes from Viking (Nordic) filth. Therefore not Celtic.
Now fuck off back to Sweden you blue eye'd pieces of shit. You're not wanted in the real land of the Celts.
>>80872523
>"McFuckmyFaceWithYourBigSaxonCockPlease".
Weak bants, 0/10
>>80872902
>This idiot thinks that vikings invented the idea of a clan
>>80872973
Oh you didn't know did you?
The Scots begged for English dick, more so than we Welsh did.
There's even pictures of the English and Scottish armies kissing.
Fags the pair of them, with their faggy and pathetic names.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rulers_of_Wales
Here, real mans names to name your children.
Now, McFuckingKillYourself.
>>80872902
>clans didn't exist in Celtic culture
>Mac, meaning "son" in irish, isn't an irish name, it's viking
>>80872973
FAT
GERMANIC
COCK
(FGC)
>>80872902
Mc simply means "son of" as they didn't have surnames back in the day, like in Lord of the rings, "Gimli, son of gloin" Conor McGregor literally means, Connor, son of Gregor.
>>80873121
>ruling Wales
>an achievement
I could land over to Cardiff with a big stick and make some loud noises and I'd end up King of Wales in no time
>>80873136
The Irish are viking rape children though, so are the Scots.
>He doesn't know about the Viking migration to northern Scotland that would routinely cross over to Ireland and down into Isle of Man
Laughingwhores.exe
The real viking rape children on these isles are the Irish and the Scots who get everything they know from their viking ancestors, even their ugly, filthy blue eyes and blonde hair.
You're scum and dirt and you're not wanted here, get out go back to Sweden or Denmark or whichever back water shit pit you sailed from, you've got to go back.
This is a good reason to change. Plenty of people choose if they like the name of their wife/fiance better. If I married Ivanka Trump, I would take the Trump name, because it's more famous and well respected then mine.
Marriage and family are complex things. Naming included. No simple answers.
Is "Stranger" a good last name? Some people are like "that's awesome" but it's a little weird
t. a Stranger
>tfw you and your gf both have three letter last names
>tfw your first name was on the shortlist of /pol/ approved first names
>tfw no face can capture this feel
>>80873465
What is first name?
>>80873290
I don't care.
>>80873307
Hahahaha you could but you'd probably get your throat cut open or at least your head caved in.
By all means though do it.
>>80873418
>the irish are viking rape children
>yet the irish expelled the Norse
>and Mac names exist in the genetically pure West coast of Ireland
>>80869157
you're overeacting. Do not be a cuck and do not take her last name you dingus mcworth
>>80872251
What is this pickles meme?
>>80873418
>The Irish are viking rape children though
Getting the Irish confused with English
>>80868661
I know a couple like that and they both changed their name to a new name. It's an awesome and new last name but the dude's still a cuck for failing to pass on his legacy, which is his family name.
>>80873465
I have a three letter first name, it's a traditional Irish name.
Pól
>>80869157
PICKLE
I
C
K
L
E
>>80868661
If yours is shit, get rid of it and take the better one
>>80868661
i have the same problem. my wifes name is cool as fuck while mine does not work very well in czechia. i dont want to be a cuck though
>>80876975
>literally /pól/
Class
>>80877109
For fuck's sake don't do it man.
>>80877284
i have brothers to pass on the name and its really the genetics that are important anyway but yeah i still probably wont do it
>>80869157
That's actually a cool surname for a high fantasy novel.
>>80877626
Dude your name is part of who you are. My sister changed just her middle name and it's retarded now. I don't want to say it because it would dox me, it's a unique special snowflake name.
What's the point? Just relax, your name is your name. Unless it's Dixit you're probably good.
>>80869157
Fuck off. One of the guys in my usmc boot camp last name was weiner. Another one of their last name was beno.
>>80877626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l8x36fjvjk
>>80868661
No, it's totally fine.
>>80869157
that is an awesome last name
>>80869321
>McCuckery
>>80868791
Kevin detected
A name means nothing, anon.
If you like your wife's name better, then take it, don't let the opinions of others overrule your own thoughts.
(Especially the opinions of the perpetual virgin /pol/tards)
>>80869157
dillsworth is a good name and it makes me sad that a bunch of faggots on a shitty board have to band together to tell you this my man
does she hate the name or something?
>>80868661
It's degenerate if you have such a low sense of pride of your family's heritage that you even consider this.
Your ancestors are ashamed anon.
>>80868661
Do it OP! It's 2016. Women don't have to change their last names anymore and men can take their wife's if they want to! In fact, it would be very alpha of you to do so.
>itt we post our awesome last names to make OP jealous
Anderson
>>80872725
>>80872902
>>80873047
>>80873136
>>80873290
>>80873564
Arguments like these are why I love /pol/
>3 Countries
>5 posters
>not a fucking clue between them
>>80868661
At least your name is not the long consonant shitstorm that mine is and completely unique to your family, meaning that you have to spell it out arduously every single time you're talking with a non-Pole.
>>80869609
>>80868721
>>80869001
>>80869083
>>80869190
>>80870619
Triggered.
Who does that? Who takes his wife last name?
Gee wiz I don't know
Someone who really loves his wife and venerates her (and only her, because she does the same), in a situation every man and woman who are not fucking spoilt mongoloid cucks should pine for, that is looking for a lifetime partner as opposed to benis and baginaing around like animals destroying society and cilization as we know it?
Insult cucks, not people who are actually doing a nice things for their special someONE.
Taking your wife's name is an amazing thing.
God fucking damnit
>>80870619
You in particular, are people surrounding you that much shit?
>>80869157
Wish it was me senpai, never change it
>>80879961
polish names are a bitch
imagine being born with one in america when you cant even pronounce it yourself
>>80869157
>tfw my last name is also dillsworth
>>80873727
>>80868661
>Is it degenerate to take the surname of your wife?
yes, you fucking faggot
>>80868661
Yes.
If you don't like tour surname, achieve something amazing have positive connotations replace your self hating negative connotations.
You think Augustus Ceaser never had a moment of self doubt?
>>80869157
Not that bad compared to mine which translates to "listen"
>>80869157
thats fine
mine has the work DICK in it
i was in the US and everyone laughed at me
>>80868661
Change your name leagally to a cooler name. Then make your wife take that new name. Problem solved and you avoid being cucked.
my last name is benis, i can always tell when people are /pol/tards because they snicker or smirk at it
most people pronounce it correctly as benes
My last name is Nixon. Is this based or not?
>>80879980
The Icelandic equivalent of taking your wife's name is taking your mothers name as your last name. Literally only faggots and ultralibs do that here.
>>80893860
That's pretty fucking based. Nixon started the war on drugs, spied on his opponents and didn't afraid of anything. Also I've heard he was redpilled on the JQ
/pol/'s opinion on MacKenzie? Fathers side came from Scotland to Nova Scotia in the 18th century.
>>80894803
>two capital letters
>faggot
Pick both
