Would you save her /pol/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsn17_a8-g
>implying i would ever be in a situation where i may save someone else
>>80841713
No?
>>80841713
turn 720 degrees and moonwalk away
>>80841713
I would
And I would touch them titties, slap them around
Finger her vag
Spit in her mouth and degrade her.
Then watch her feminazi ass get triggered for decades because she cant do nothing about it.
>>80841767
in order to save someone else you first have to save yourself
>>80841768
Yes?
>>80841800
>moonwalking in water
>>80841804
Sure thing Iliev
>>80841713
Save her from polluting the human race any further by holding her under?
fake
>>80841713
Interstellar bait.
>>80842023
those tities ain't fake leaf
Fake and gay.
>>80841713
Nope he should let the dumb cunt drown.
>>80841713
Definitely a satire of feminism
kudos to the creator
She's so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avlc8p-khok
1st of all: She will ruin her life because of this and won't win any case in court.
2nd: I refuse to believe this is true.
>>80841713
This was fake.
>>80842090
Of many high test
>>80841713
>Implying I can swim....
>>80841713
Chick that fat can't drown. Her blubber keeps her afloat.
LEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDAOodylljM
>>80841713
lost my temper and posted long rant in comments
>>80842113
Its probably fake yeah but people really do stuff like this. In america they had to stop ambulances at some point because the people they saved kept suing them ove minor issues. They had to pass a law so you couldnt sue them anymore for saving people.
>That obviously squashed image of her in OP
The story is fake
www.snopes.com/cassidy-boon-drowning/
>>80842394
It's not her, she's making satirical video to point out at the ridiculous of feminist.
>>80841713
She got those crazy eyes
>>80842182
>lightsabers and zappers
>Dark Vader
>All dem trolled normies
She's a fucking pro.
This is obviously satire.
>>80841713
this is another troll. Definitely Pupinia Stewart tier.
>>80841713
no surprise here
>>80841713
Should have let the cunt drown.
You can't be sued for helping someone in imminent danger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law
The fucked up .gifs coming out of China are because they don't have many of these.
>>80842487
Poe's law... But that does bring up an interesting point. If you rape a girl in the process of saving her then good Samaritan laws will apply and you won't be guilty.
Now I just need to find me some suicidal chicks to save by a good fucking.
For the sake of my own sanity I will pretend this is ironic and she's not being serious.
>>80841713
What the fuck, I thought this was a /pol/ meme until I saw the youtube link.
>a small part of me was happy to be alive
Cunt
>>80842602
Normies cant understand what's supposed to be satire.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80842348
Why the fuck do people with weird opinions also always have weird faces? FAS?
>>80841713
i'd dye my hair and shit and say im a transgender genderfluid pansexual non-binary straight ally girl and help her but go back to my original gender;
algerian shitposter
>>80841713
I hope you guys realize that this is satire, and decent satire at that
>>80842348
>>80841713
If you can't immediately see these are satire I feel sorry for you.
Don't know about the actual article though.
>>80842812
holy shit im gonna donate 1k
she better put out
whats her local?
>>80842879
Just wear a trump mask it's easier and still gets the trolling across.
>>80841713
>parody
calm the fuck down, weebs
>>80842995
inb4 he raped me
apparently nobody here has heard of good Samaritan laws. Anyhow its fake so no need to worry
>>80842997
no she'd sue me for ultra-rape and order for my permanent detainment in someones foreskin
>>80842531
Horrifying.
>all those views
YOU ALL RETARDS
>>80842376
kill your self wtf is wrong with u?
>>80843068
>for like a thousand bucks
what does he think? I'm a slut? It's a handjob at most.
>>80843099
see? check 'em
OUT OF EVERYONE ON 4Chan.
I would had thought /b/ and /pol/ can see this shit is pure satire. I thought wrong. Too many newfags and normies
>>80842379
Well shit, if you pass out and wake up with a 50 trillion usd debt because they gave you some drugs while you were asleep, youd be pissed off too
>>80841713
>FUCKING AQUATIC SEX
>>80841713
He's the biggest troll ever. I like her.
>>80843432
Lvl up newfag You'll reach a plateau where you don't know what's real or not anymore. You have all sorts of people walking this earth. Religion should be proof enough about what I'm saying is true.
>>80841713
lel 9/10 she is a master troll
>>80841713
She must be a troll. no way she is doing this
>>80841713
Apologize to her and toss her back in the water.
>>80842348
Funny as fuck. Based whale. Taking the piss out of feminism. It's funny that most people believe that she's not satire because that's how fucking ridiculous feminism in.
>>80841713
>camera above her and angled slightly downwards
>directly into her incredibly exposed cleavage
Hmmm.
>>80843882
this
>>80841713
Obviously satire and terrible acting.You autists can't read people though, so why bother.
spoiler: It´s satire.
Nevertheless good that it will redpill normies.
and it´s honestly pretty bad if this kinda shit appears like legit third-wave feminist ideology
I only knew this was satire because I've seen the photo several times before on here. It is getting really difficult to tell what's real or fake anymore though.
>>80841713
I got no money so sue and besides I can always drown her later if she turns out to be a piece of shit.
yes
I would win anyway.
>>80841713
I'd put her back in the fucking ocean
>>80841713
case would be thrown out in a court of law, lawfag here.
Every state has a law of implied consent, where if the victim's life is in danger and they cannot consent, it can be legally implied that they want to live and you need to act. Whatever you do to save them at that point cannot be held against you, even if you accidentally harm them in the process.
Look up good samaritan laws bros.
>>80841800
Fucking brilliant.
>>80841713
This actually seemed pretty realistic....
>>80841713
the fuck is up with their right eye
>>80841713
If only he would have just raped her and attempted to drown her. He would probable have a fuck buddy if she survived.
>>80841800
mon negre!
>>80841713
It's the right thing to do and her lawsuit will be thrown out so why does it matter?
>>80846891
euro lawfag here
how does it feel to be so fucking concerned with your career choice that you looked past the fact it is satire to go on to espouse the bullshit you learned at university?
>>80841713
It would be my moral duty to save her, even though she is retarded.
Just because you're retarded doesn't mean your life has no value.
And I'd tell her, "Be more careful, you're retarded."
And I'd go to court and pray before the court that she could get the best possible treatment available in order to help her understand what actually happened.
0/10
Thinks her trolls are funny. Confuses people because sounding stupid comes naturally.
>>80842942
Dude with all the femmist bullshit these days I don't know what's real anymore
>>80841713
If a case like that goes to court in a country like canada or the united states the judge would laugh her out of court.
That video is fake though.
>>80841713
This isn't real, right?
The fact that I can't tell anymore is saddening.
>>80841713
http://www.snopes.com/cassidy-boon-drowning/
>>80841713
Those tits though, like bread dough.
>inb4 fat grills
>>80850817
This however is a thing... fart rape.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fart_rape
Um, this is satire.
This is why you guys are all voting for Trump. You can't tell a joke from the real deal.
>>80841713
>Would you save her /pol/ ?
>>80841713
america will be like china soon where people will watch as kids get hit by cars and walk away, cause no one wants to get sued. at least with all the smart phones , someone will call a ambulance.
>>80841713
No juge on earth will fine or inprision this men.
Femenism is a joke.
>>80841713
this is story is fake because no man can take whale out of the water by himself with his barehanded
>>80841713
Check out her channel. This girl has some great bait.
>>80841713
She doesn't look Chinese to me.
Can't be real then.
>>80841800
Under fucking rated
>>80841713
If you save a girl's ass it belongs to you.
>>80841713
POE'S LAW
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>>80841713
No.
These days, going out of your way to help someone will only get you into trouble most of the time. Unless it was a close friend or family member, I wouldn't bother helping someone in danger. Especially not here in the States where you can get sued for literally anything.
>>80841713
Pretty sad that fake and gay bait is the best OP can do, this is kike chan / r9k / Dan Gabriel bait.
>>80842379
No they didn't you tard.
What if he touched her in a sexual way? If he did i would also sue him.
>>80841713
Ayyooo hol up
U trying to say that I can sue medics/paramedics/lifeguards for cpring me?
As they perform an obvious sexual act without my consent?
don't save her
she don't want to be saved
>>80841713
Lolno
>>80859379
This is why your statist normies are the problem.
You could help and then get away with it like a crime.
'Oh no some guy in a suit said i wasn't human anymore'
Pathetic, really
>>80862738
>s-sorry I grabbed your boob when I saved you, I was lost in the moment you know, saving you
RAPIST
>>80842023
It's okay, leaf. I'm on your side. I'll take it from here.
>>80841713
It's a fucking satire, Anton. Other sources have also shown this is 100% fake, just look it up. I don't even have to look it up to realize that she's faking. She's speaking slow and autisticly just like you and your people do, but she's acting. She's making fun of fucking feminists.
Think about it. You think she'd win in court for someone saving her life? Like a guy has a choice for touching her at that point unless he wanted her to drown. We should just sue all the male lifeguards then.
>I think I'd win too. My dad got like, a really good lawyer.
100% fake, you faggot.
oh yeah let's pretend I'm the only one who jacked off to Cassidy Boon
