Nordic countries discussion thread
Ireland and Romania is also Nordic
>tfw when i'm saving spains economy right now
>tfw when entire regions of spain are completly dependent on your tourism
feelsdanishman
>>80840139
How does one die of a famine while surrounded by water filled with fish?
>>80840139
hello brothers
>>80840139
Where my nordic brothers at?
>>80840139
not anymore
>>80840139
What do you want?
>>80840609
right here brother
Swedish American reporting in.
Yeah I think they need guns and hamburgers.
>swedes are lying cucks who say they will aid in a war and then don't
>danes are drunk bastards who can never succeed at anything but still gets away with petty theft of clay
>finns are asian mongols who are okay i guess
>iceland no comment necessary
why are everyone so inferior?
>>80840609
>>80840727
I laugh every time i see the modified pictures.
You`re funny guys scandiboos
>>80840997
dont even think of replying to this post, clearly b8 set up by norway whaler
>>80840997
feel free to save them, brother
>>80841059
Fuck off kraut. This thread is for Nordics only
RAUS
>>80840991
>Norwegians are the traitors of the North, who send jews to Sweden to fuck up our country, and side with the Russians during war.
>>80841170
Germans are more nordic than danes and norwegians combined. The germans have never betrayed us.
>>80840991
You wish you were drunk bastards. Enjoy paying three times as much for a beer stupid fjeldabe.
>>80841288
How many jews are there in Sweden now?
I think we only have like 1500 or something.
Thanks for taking our jews
>>80841345
enjoy diversity
>>80841345
Don't you have a bull to prep, sven?
>>80841345
Are Anglos not Nordic?
>>80841288
>>80841345
>The germans have never betrayed us.
You were of no strategical importance to them, and you sold out to them like the cucks you are and forever will be.
>>80840448
They were too drunk to go and fish.
Where the hell is Romania? This is not proper nordic feels. /thread
>>80841481
You know it's kinda sad actually, because you norwegians always tell swedes to start fighting back, but you're responsible for the predicament we're in to begin with. You need to take responsibility for your actions and clean up our country. It's your goddamn duty. You will take back every residing jew from our country.
>>80841549
Enjoy being a turkroach.
>>80840609
>>80841720
ah, there. thanks.
I'm nearly finished my bachelors in Accounting/Finance and I'm thinking about doing a masters in Scandinavia (I'm an EU citizen as well). Where should I go? I was thinking going to BI or NHH in Bergen. Is Denmark better?
>>80841676
Quit bitching. Breivik does not approve. No, no.
>>80841345
Agree. And when their leftist muslim fourth reich is complete, unlike us, the danes and norwegians are likely not going to play along. It'll be just like last time *sigh*
>>80841785
you did this to yourself you dirty kike lover, imagine saying something like this with a straight face when you fucking swedes literally left norway (AND IN THE PAST DENMARK) to the wolves because you're spineless cucks with no semblance of honour, and even now you're fucking us over with your shitty government, leaking party swedes and arabs through the border.
i eat jodekake for breakfast, it's your time to eliminate your kikes, swede
>>80840139
At least we're not Germany
>>80841785
Wiki says you only have 20k, cant blame that on us, we only sent ca 900, tha danes sent nearly 8k.
As with all troubles in the north, blame denmark.
>>80841785
>sweden
>>80840991
Wow, er litt overrasket over hvor "mye" vi får fra aluminium.
>>80842032
Oh, but we are.
>tfw only 193 cm
Feels bad man
>>80841676
It would have been much better for us if Germany won WWII so I don't see your point.
>>80841912
Denmark. Norway is jew tier expensive
>>80841912
Nhh is very reputeable.
BI,not so much.
But i think copenhagen business school is the best, but i dont know how hard it is to get into the masters programs.
>>80841912
Copenhagen Business School
And then fuck off back to straya
>>80842159
>tfw 175
Oh, who am I kidding. I don't give a shit.
I was born white, male, Christian and Danish. It literally doesn't get much better than that. Maybe Icelandic or Norwegian, but otherwise nope.
>>80841912
Aarhus has a large uni and is a great city. I get drunk there all the time with buddies. People are chilled and the housing isn't too expensive.
>>80842255
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>80841912
Denmark, better pubs and alot cheaper then Norway.
>>80842162
It would have been better for all of us, point is you stood still and acted neutral.
>>80841155
>not posting the updated one
>>80842166
The only thing that puts me off about Denmark is the language. I'll probably have to stay wherever I go for a while because a masters isn't really that useful in Australia without work experience and I know its more common to go bachelors -> masters in Europe.
>>80842446
Language? Everyone speaks English. Your professors will speak English. If you have your own class (which you probably will) you will lecture in English.
>>80842028
The only reason Norway isn't a third-world shithole is because of Sweden. You've always been living in our shadow and off our success and prosperity. That makes your betrayal during WW2 even worse. You fucked for yourself when you send your jews to us instead of Germany for isolation and extermination.
>>80842347
while a nazi victory of ww2 would be preferable overall, their treatment of norway was nothing short of a disgrace
terrible management, terrible leaders, terrible abuse both economically and of the population. those fucking nazis had no respect for anything on our blessed soil, just shitting up the place left and right, and then appointing fuckheads like quisling. they could've actually done something good due to how brits were also treating us at the time but instead they made everyone hate nazis for a very good reason
>>80842347
>It would have been better for all of us, point is you stood still and acted neutral.
Which is better than actively opposing them, you stupid oil-nigger.
>>80842036
>Wiki says you only have 20k, cant blame that on us, we only sent ca 900, tha danes sent nearly 8k.
You contributed.
>As with all troubles in the north, blame denmark.
I blame both of you. You're responsible for the Russians taking over Finland during the Finnish war. You've always been treacherous. Disgusting race traitors.
>>80842557
sweden has never been fully in charge of the kingdom of norway, as norway has always been a kingdom. this coupled with the constant power struggles with denmark and your absolute inability to conquer norway until we got FUCKED by the black death (far worse than either of you other cucks) is proof of how incompetent you truly are
instead of squabbling over clay you never managed to hold onto you could've done something useful with your time, but no, let's fuck over norway and let the fucking anglos take all the free clay
>>80842693
It just goes to show your country is and has been a spineless country.
>>80842562
We were just a major strategical stronghold for blocking supplies and further invasion of the nazi's foes, and ofc heavy water, im glad quisling only served 3 years before getting shot.
Vi borde skaffa tillbaka vår militär desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_equipment_of_Sweden_during_the_Cold_War
>>80842777
>Sweden calling Norway and Denmark traitors of Scandinavia
Classic shit, you're easily the most degenerate of us, you're pulling us down with you with all your "humanitarian superpower" bullshit.
>>80842800
>sweden has never been fully in charge of the kingdom of norway, as norway has always been a kingdom. this coupled with the constant power struggles with denmark and your absolute inability to conquer norway until we got FUCKED by the black death (far worse than either of you other cucks) is proof of how incompetent you truly are
We did invade you and successfully took control over a large chunk of your country. Has Norway ever done that to Sweden? No. It's quite clear who the inferior and incompetent ones are. Then we also have all scientific innovation and discovery. You don't even come close to our numbers. Intellectually AND physically inferior.
Go fuck yourself, oil-nigger.
Not killing fellow white people during ww2 = cuck?
Kek
FOR KONGE OG FEDRELAND
>>80842929
>It just goes to show your country is and has been a spineless country.
Who saved Europe from catholicism? Sweden or Norway? Which country went on a killing spree, slaughtering slavs and mongols for decades? Norway or Sweden? You're the spineless fucks.
>>80843168
What would you even be doing without us? We've spent the last century forcing you into relevance kicking and screaming.
>>80843168
>Classic shit, you're easily the most degenerate of us, you're pulling us down with you with all your "humanitarian superpower" bullshit.
And why do we have the most degeneracy? Could it be because you and Norway sent your jews to us during WW2? Could that be it? Fuck out of here you filthy danskjävel. And we're pulling you down? We're the SOLE reason you're not equal to the baltic countries. Show some fucking respect you disgusting midget.
>>80843266
>What would you even be doing without us
probably some productive shit instead of wars
>>80843322
Almost 100% of the jews came back you idiot, open a history book.
>>80843266
WE WUZ INVESTORS AND SHIEEETT
>>80843266
>implying being relevant is good
No, actually, I wish the world didn't know about Scandinavia and left us the fuck alone.
>>80842446
This guy is right >>80842551
This is true for Norway and Sweden as well (Can't speak for Finland and Iceland, but probably there as well). Everyone here understand and speak English if needed.
Though the older generation will probably have a hard time having a conversation, because they lack or have forgotten their English vocabulary and pronunciation (scandis in general might have a problem with pronouncing English words)
>>80843408
Sure they did. Why don't you go shove a pölse up your ass.
I don't care for your revisionism and lies.
>>80843266
What the fuck is this?
>>80843266
only relevance you have left is being the rape capitol of the world.
Swedish Women are to BLAME for Migrant Sex ATTACKS (say Police)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkVcqZZG-aU
Sweden can't be master race, though the images do keep getting better and better.
>>80843453
Typical Danish mindset. Don't you realize that we'd be eastern europe tier if everyone ignored us? At least one of us has to be relevant at all times, leading the rest into prosperity.
>>80843266
>Japan investing in their distant brothers
>>80843595
>Muh rape capital meme.
Statistics that have been misinterpreted and blown out of proportion. The agency that made the statistics have even made an official statement because of intellectually inferior people like you who don't understand statistical analysis.
>>80843661
But why does everyone have to be about endless growth? Why can't we all just say "hey, you know what? we got it pretty nice here, let's stop focusing on GDP and instead focus on our standard of living".
Not saying kicking the corporations out. If anything, do an Ireland and lower corporate tax. Use that money to defend borders, improve standards of living and forward science.
>>80840139
Based women should file rape allegations on any Muslims they see. Refugees, citizens, all of them.
I mean they file fake ones on whites all the time why not on the mudslimes
>>80843669
Finland is our brother and nobody else's.
Pic related: Largest group of immigrants per country.
>>80842418
>Not posting the updated one
>>80843712
i'm not saying norway isn't also bad. and fuck off with that out of proportion bullshit, shitskins rape a lot and you know it. ALL assault rapes in Oslo were by shitskins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiVVvJIM5UI
>>80840324
>>80843925
>and fuck off with that out of proportion bullshit, shitskins rape a lot and you know it.
Yes, they rape more than native swedes, but the actual amount of rapes isn't greater than any other european country. We're clustered in the middle. We're nowhere near being the rape capital of Europe.
>>80843242
>Sweden then
Sweden now
>>80844065
>>80841912
Fuck off, we're full.
>>80843892
kek
>tfw no qt scandic bf
>>80842162
but we didn't know that in 1940. your past and precedent tells us how you'll act when the next invaders come.
>>80843892
Lithuania on swedens shoulders gets me everytime.
>>80841345
>you will never be a german engineer.
>>80845849
>but we didn't know that in 1940
Yeah you didn't, because you norwegians are fucking stupid. Swedes are the intellectuals of the North.
>>80845878
Don't fret pajeet, because you will always have poo
>>80845878
Look on the bright side, you will never bathe in a river full of shit and corpses.
oh wait, my bad famalam.
>>80845878
Yeah look at the bright side like >>80846332 said. At least you're not a danskjävel.
>>80840324
Ireland is celtic, not Nordic!! :^(
>>80847673
this. Romania is the most Nordic while Iceland is a close second
>>80842255
>doesnt get much better than that
Remove the >Christian part and you're golden
>>80840609
fuck off, you gypsy cunt
>>80840991
In time, we will claim our righteous clay!
>>80841345
nobody likes you sweden
>>80849967
Success breeds jealousy. You lost 50% of your land mass to Sweden. You're pathetic. Your country is pathetic. Your people are pathetic.
Can barely see Denmark on pic-related.
>>80850266
>Success breeds jealousy
https://cuckedsweden.wordpress.com/2016/05/17/cucked-sweden-fucked-sweden/
oh boy I sure am jealous for all that cultural enrichment
>>80850897
>People so assblasted they make a website to make fun of Sweden
I can't stop laughing. How more pathetic can it get?
>oh boy I sure am jealous for all that cultural enrichment
Don't act like you don't already have it in Denmark. See what this guy said >>80843266 because it's true. You wouldn't be shit without Sweden. Show some respect, danskjävel.
This illustrates what the sweden-denmark relationship. Sweden being the carry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSShWr4D2A
>>80851186
i'm not saying we don't have a problem in Denmark, we do but we're working on it (Danish people's party)
my problem is how delusional a swede can be. What i'm saying is that you are so much worse off than us but noone in sweden is doing anything to alter that fact because of your politicians/common folks "muh #1 humanitarian nation"
also fuck sweden (but you do have some amazing nature)
danskjävlar
>>80851186
>Swede making fun of a dane
meh
>>80851754
>i'm not saying we don't have a problem in Denmark, we do but we're working on it (Danish people's party)
Are you really that stupid? I mean I know you're intellectually inferior compared to swedes, but really? It doesn't matter who you vote for. The political system is a sham to keep people occupied with trivial shit that ultimately matter. It's a distraction. The jews are too deeply embedded withing media and education in order for you to change anything through voting. It doesn't matter who the prime minister is. It doesn't matter which political party has the majority of votes. He who controls media and education, controls the general populous, and thus the country. The jews want you to think you can still make a difference through democracy, because then you won't bother with an armed revolution. You're just giving them more time to corrupt and destroy. They grow stronger by each and every single day.
>my problem is how delusional a swede can be. What i'm saying is that you are so much worse off than us
You can't be serious. You have fewer germanic people than us. We are whiter. Ideologies can be changed, race cannot. You are swimming in deeper water than us.
>>80852424
Good serb.
>>80852642
I'm not trying to make fun of him. I'm trying to force him off his high horse.
How do you do fellow Norderers?
hi guys
>>80853265
>>80844255
that cant be real well hope its not
>>80854734
gets me every time
Non-nordics, how easily do you think a finn could get laid in your country?
>>80856078
What's the matter? Finnish women too manly for you?
>>80857665
Just wondering what the sexual market value for a finnish man is abroad.
>>80857799
Just pretend that you're Swedish and you'll get them easier.
>>80857982
this
>>80857982
So, build a shed and ask women if they want to fuck that nigger in over there?
>>80858240
Pic-related will answer your question.
>>80843855
cheap edit taco-romani
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130113090726/liberapedia/images/b/b1/Europe-hair0223--light-h.png
>>80858421
Didn't, really.
>>80850266
Sweden is (was) one of the leading science countries across the different disciplines, not just chemistry. Look at the amount of Nobel's for example (plus Nobel himself was Swedish).
That said, other Nordic countries are also very well represented relative to their population.
>>80841059
Want me to fire up a piece of delicious whale for you too Günter?
>>80841912
If you like huge hipster cities, Denmark I guess. Bergen is way more my cup of tea.
NORDS ARE SO SEXY
WHENEVER I GET YOUS FROM ONE I IMPLODE AND CUM FLIES EVERWHERE
>>80842557
Living in your shadow? Until the tragic Kalmar union we weren't really involved in each other's shit. We were out trading and colonizing in the West and you in the East.
Then the plague hit everything went to hell.
>>80860993
>Living in your shadow?
Yes.
>Until the tragic Kalmar union we weren't really involved in each other's shit. We were out trading and colonizing in the West and you in the East.
That was 1000 years ago. You haven't done jack shit since.
I usually refrain from insulting Norway and Norwegians but then some fucking oil-nigger starts talking shit and I can't help myself.
>>80840139
Where is Romania
