>CAMERONS LAST PMQs / THERESA MAY CROWNED PM ALL-DAY LIVESTREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0
>JOHN MCDONNELL: ANTI-CORBYN PLOTTERS ARE "FUCKING USELESS"
https://twitter.com/BenQuinn75/status/752994128976285696
>BLAIRITE JOHN MCTERNAN THROWS MASSIVE TANTRUM IN BBC INTERVIEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TskZf-5_DuE [Embed]
>LABOUR MEMBERS WHO JOINED AFTER JANUARY HAVE TO PAY £25 TO VOTE
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-labour-party-members-barred-8408288
>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed]
>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>>80833735
ARE YOU READY FOR ANIME TO BE BANNED?
>>80833760
Being an MP is a separate role so I don't see why not.
>>80833805
It'll be her first act
>You know what to do, lads.
>>80833805
>tfw voted only leave to make anime real
IT'S TIME FOR BONG
Have you been looking at naughty pictures on the internet again anon?
>This bants
It begins.
>>80833735
Love him or hate him, don't pretend you're not gonna miss Cameron's bants at PMQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTdgB03pk4
>So who's going to be getting to their feet to ask him a question today?
Danny Kinahan (South Antrim)
Jeff Smith (Manchester, Withington)
Graham Stringer (Blackley and Broughton)
Jack Lopresti (Filton and Bradley Stoke)
Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West)
Peter Lilley (Hitchin and Harpenden)
Jo Churchill (Bury St Edmunds)
Carol Monaghan (Glasgow North West)
John Mc Nally (Falkirk)
Jo Stevens (Cardiff Central)
Margaret Ferrier (Rutherglen and Hamilton West)
Steve Brine (Winchester)
Wendy Morton (Aldridge-Brownhills)
Ian Blackford (Ross, Skye and Lochaber)
Robin Walker (Worcester)
If your MP on the list? Jo Stevens here, expecting something concerning refugees.
Good joke
Decent banter
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And the bants have already started.
FINAL PMQs
Will you miss his banter?
>>80833941
What a shit selection
Where are the senior backbenchers?
The stream keeps cutting out. Is it just my connection or is it happening to any of you?
nth for purge the blairites
>>80834029
It's the stream
Fuck off, we don't want Kurds here
>>80834042
>Leave them Jeremy, it's not worth it!
May feels comfy sitting beside cameron
>The Daesh meme
>At midday Mr Cameron, who has said he plans to continue as MP for Witney in Oxfordshire
Good of him
>>80834042
What's the story behind this? What was said
>>80834001
Why would they bother? Cam isn't in charge and probably doesn't know what happens after this afternoon.
Why does Corbyn love sheboons so much?
>Corbyn talking about fucking Tennis
Just fuck off you old twat.
Corbyn speaking
>>80833760
>Is cameron going to remain an MP?
Obviously, unless he resigns and triggers a by-election.
>How will that work?
The same way it always does, you dumb fuck.
What services to society do the likes of JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, and Morgan Stanley actually offer? How does having these sorts of companies actually benefit us? Might make it my life's mission to bring (((them))) down desu lads.
>Corbyn congratulations Serena
He likes the big booty
>>80834135
Because this is supposed to be like the end of term when the teacher let you bring games in to school
It's not a serious session
Why the FUCK did you stormweenies vote leave!? You've fucked this country up
>daesh
>>80834173
Mad sacks of cash to the treasury
>muh homeless
>>80834225
>1 post by this ID
>built 700'000 homes since he became prime minister
>net immigration was 300'000 each year
Is May going to be good at PMQ's?
She doesn't seem very Cameron/Thatcher-tier
>>80834133
Nothing was said. He got a little confused and forgot where he was
Identity politics xD
LABOUR BTFO
>gay marriage
He still thinks that mattered doesn't he
>David Cameron in 2005
>David Cameron today
Compared to Obama he's aged OK
>>80834173
Allows money to flow to people who can use it to create more value to society. Eg setting up a small business, mortgages, investing in stocks etc
Corbyn is fucking useless at PMQs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36775398
>>80834341
He has such a baby face
>>80834341
aged like a fine wine
>>80834221
normally yeah, but there isn't a functioning a shadow cabinet at the moment, and I guess his side already said goodbye in private+pissed about loosing their jobs.
>>80834341
He really does look like a character from Wallace and Gromit
>>80834361
Yeah he's shite
Doesn't matter though
>>80834341
For comparison
>>80834285
About 3 per house doesn't seem to bad desu.
>>80834372
we don't care fuck off
Where the fuck are people buying houses with £2000 deposits? Brighthouse?
What the fuck is this thing lads?
Corbyn is one fucking Cuck
Saudi Gitmo cunt and an American gorilla nigress in his opening statement.
Why doesn't he fuck off to North Korea if he hates Britain so much.
>Cammy's bants
decent bants from Corbychev tbf
>>80834285
Houses tend to house 3 - 4 people, more for asian families.
>>80834254
But how? It seems like all they do is move money around and manipulate it to increase its value - they produce nothing, but are still absolutely vital to our economy somehow.
>>80834355
Do they give loans and mortgages? I've only ever heard of that being done through other banks desu.
kek Labour mad as fuck
Who is this bitch and why does she always look like she's about to cry?
This new cabinet is going to be fucking shit if we go by the bookie's odds.
Philip Hammond as Chancellor? Whatever.
George Osborne as Foreign Secretary? Fuck off, how can an ardent remainer go around reassuring EU countries that we're still open for business?
Chris Grayling as Home Secretary? I dunno, he seems like a bit of a damp rag to me..
brits are gods at banter
Banter
>>80834418
>we don't care about the law of the land
How about you fuck off cunt.
>>80834433
i actually don't know
corbyn trying to laugh off cameron's top tier banter
Corbyn honestly seems to be having fun
>>80834433
A solid British 9/10
>>80834433
I see her every time at PMQs and have never found out who she is
Great PMQs so far
FUCKING KEK!!!! THAT FUCKING BANTER AGAINST LABOUR
>>80834405
He's had the life drained out of him.
Guess that's what happens when leftist delusion meets reality.
>when the banter is just right
Why is that women with the pink waistcoat crying? Does she love Cammy this much or what?
Damn, Corbyn's done well to even be standing after that barrage from Dave.
>tfw no parliament where people sit close together leading to banter
Premium banter
>Everyone having a good laugh today
Best way it could have gone.
>>80834495
>George Osborne as Foreign Secretary? Fuck off, how can an ardent remainer go around reassuring EU countries that we're still open for business?
The Foreign Office isn't having anything to do with Brexit.
>>80834505
It's not the law of the land you tithead.
it's silly sloppy journalism and not for this thread.
Like I said fuck off.
>Defending 0 hour contracts
Going full Cuck
What should be Cameron's punishment in the gulag?
B A N T E R
A
N
T
E
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Wow they're switching the subject every couple seconds.
>muh gay marriage
>muh homeless
>muh houses
>muh labour
>muh economy
>laughing and yelling in between
>muh senators
>muh brilliant democracy
Everything in like 2 minutes. Are english politics always like that?
When the hell did Corbyn learn how to banter?
>>80834582
It's the last day of term
>>80834495
George Osborne can bend like the wind lad
Did you read his wall street journal article on opportunities post-brexit? It was as if he'd been a life-long euroscpetic
http://www.wsj.com/articles/britain-is-open-for-business-1468184332
>Bercow just letting the banter flow
>this PMQ's
I can't believe these neoliberal terrorists call themselves the 'conservative' party
>They haven't even figured out the rules yet!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>80834625
It's PMQ's, not a debate lad
>>80834625
No, this is the parliament's banter hour, one day every week
Big Dave has stopped giving a fuck and is delivering the most banterous PMQ's in a long time
>>80834625
This is just PMQs, it's not how parliament usually works.
>>80834406
If your only aim is to provide enough housing for immigrants
>>80834625
It's PMQs, it's literally just 30 minutes of banter
Press f
>>80834625
There's nothing serious to do, not much point in grilling a guy who's not gonna be PM in a few hours.
>>80834625
Corbyn only has a handful of questions to ask. Has to keep moving on.
>George Watch
>>80834594
This is brit/pol/ you faggot. We literally always talk about shit like this.
>It's silly sloppy journalism
How?
>>80834646
He loves it more than anyone. Some MPs say he even hides popcorn in his pocket.
NEED A SHOP OF JEZZA AS THE BLACK NIGHT
>>80834670
CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MADMAN
>>80834625
It's PMQs, it's the session for the house to quiz the PM as they wish. And this one is more special because Cameron is going.
It's usually far more sedate and quiet in there.
>even the scotcucks are laughing
This has to be the GOAT PMQ's, lads.
>It's all downhill from here
>>80834627
He's been given a new lease of life since Chilcot
>IT'S JUST A FLESHWOUND
>>80834625
PMQs are, well until it gets to the SNP who use all their allotted questions to ask "will the right honourable muh Scotland"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HOLY KEK THIS PMQ
>>80834707
Gideon's finest moment
>it's only a flesh wound
>>80834744
>May vs Corbyn
pls no
>It's only a fleshwound
>>80834625
It's about having banter so lower class runts can attempt to understand politics.
>comparing Corbyn to the black knight
Top bants
>>80834710
fuck off we're watching PMQ . . .we don't care about your silly newsclip.
>question from nina
>WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Quite savage from Dave
It's so beautiful
>>80834670
Permabulk Dave.
OH FUCK
BIG DAVE GOT HOTMAIL
FUCKING BANTER LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS
WILL LABOUR EVER RECOVER?
Brunette Totty behind Cameron, orange shirt.
Not bad for an MP
Top tier bantz incoming
OH MY GOD
SOME ONE STOP DAVE
HE'S FUCKING LAYING DOWN THE SMACK
HOLY JESUS THIS BANTER
Based Judith
Fuck this is good
Dave may be a new labour wanker but I'm gonna miss his banter
JUDITH
STOP
STOP
HE'S ALREADY DEAD
>>80834457
He's useful.
If he's so extreme then it's good for us. Let him destroy labour
Wouldn't be surprised if this is a 40 year false flag by him
Holy shit he's bringing the heat.
>All this bantz
p-please don't go Dave.
>>80834795
Yet you keep responding?
How about you get the fuck out you little shit.
If you have such a problem with me posting the fucking news on brit/pol/ then fucking off yourself.
Cameron has good bants Tbf
Just imagine Farage
>>80834889
FINISH HIM
mystic judith
That fucking callback to his mum
UR MUM
>Jeremy Corbyn pulling out the mum jokes
FUCKING MUM JOKES
OY VEY
CORBYN BRINGING OUT THE EMERGENCY BANTER
>>80834906
Go and your butt-hurt thread.
Byeeeee
DON'T GO DAVE, THESE BANTER LEVELS WILL NEVER BE PASSED AGAIN
I just started watching now, where can I watch from the start lads?
>Corbyn chatting shit about his mum
Holy fuck this truly is the GOAT PMQ
>I'd like to thank his mum.
This is the greatest PMQ's ever.
Fucking hell, I'm in tears, the bants is overwhelming
Maximum over-banter edition!
weak banter about len goodman
lol
lol bants
bants
lol lol
bants
bants lol
lol
BANTS
bants lol
lol,
bants
bants
Larry :3
>>80834976
iplayer
>Larry namedropped
>>80834976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
rewind 17 or so minutes
this bants
fuck me, I actually feel slightly sorry for Cameron
lilley with cameron's cock right down his throat
>>80834960
>Go and your butt-hurt thread.
Nice command of English you have there.
How was the trip across the med?
based Larry mentioned
CAT PHOTOS IN THE COMMONS
BASED LARRY
LARRY!!
fuck me this PMQ is off the scale
Fuck off tory scum
PROPS AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS REEEEEEEEEEEE
It's a cameron circle jerk in parliament now
...he was bretty gud at PMQs tbqh
KING OF BANTZ
>Country is on brink of collapse (according to the remain voters)
>Parliament is focusing only on bantz
Hoorah for Larry
Felt like this was an unusually baterous PMQ so came on here to see if there was agreement on this aspect.
>SNP get to ask questions
>brings up genocide
Fucking hell Scotland
>>80835077
>cat has a better job than I do
>will the Prime Minister agree that the Prime Minister is great
I know why this is done, but I wish we got back on with the banter.
ANGUS ROBERTSON IS THE MOST MAUDLIN, BUTTHURT WASTE OF SPACE IN PARLIAMENT
HOWEVER
>>80835134
Bants is what keeps this country together
>>80835114
This always happens at a PM's last PMQ's
>>80834906
You're not allowed to post anything hay makes the british look bad
Like those arseholes who spammed the Rotherham meme. Would have been better if 4chan never found out about that.
>>80835146
It's Cameron's last one so they're probably all coked up.
>>80833735
Actually slightly sad to see Cammie go lads
>>80835146
a correct assessment
is it... is it happening?
are we actually sad that Cameron is leaving?
God what will; May v Corbyn PMQ's be like? I'm picturing stern headmistress glaring at a riotous class.
BURGERS BTFO
Fucking scottish cunts bringing the mood down
WELL DONE CAMERON WELL DONE
>banter all around
>SNP nerds come in and say 'nooooo dtop having fun you meanie'
>>80835144
Reportedly he wasn't that great at catching vermin
>SNP trying to stop the bants
fuck off cucks
>SNP being shitcunts as usual
>Angus Robertson
Every fucking time
The Holocaust
>corbyn brings the banter
>cameron brings the banter
>robertson kills the banter dead talking about srebrenitsa
fucking scots
Scots fuck off
HOWEVER
>>80835224
they are harsh aren't they?
MUH HOLOCAUST
HOWEVER
Why do those ScotNat cunts always have to shit on the banter? Miserable twats
fuck off scotautists
>SNP killing the bantz
independence when?
Amber Rudd is disgusting
>well done Cameron well done Cameron, however
FUCK SCOTLAND
>scotland
Why are you all such unrepentant mouthbreathing spastics, though? This thread is a brain tumour.
Totty , orange shirt.
fucking Scots bringing down the atmosphere.
>hissing the SNP
>>80835262
Even their voices are a fucking downer
FUCKING SCOTLAND STOPPING THE BANTER
CUNTS JUST DIE
>>80835262
They're Scottish. That's why.
>SNP
FUCK OFF ROBERTSON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dour fucks
Fucking Robertson bringing down the bants with genocide.
Oh fucking neck yourself scotland
Seriously you're such cunts
>The brink of leaving
What are you planning Jock?
ay up did some normie bring his girlfriend to the stream or are there girls amongst us on 4chan's brit /pol/ threads?... Do reddit also use cheeky independance for streams?
fuck girls.
>Prime time Cameron
>Corbyn bringing his best bants
>even the SNP are memeing without knowing
is there any point in watching future PMQs?
what a stiff
>the only way they can stop the banter with muh 6 gorillian
TRADE DEALS
i was sleeping, How was PMQ?
SCOTLAND STATUS:
>NO BANKS
>NO BALLS
>NO BANTZ
>NO BISHOPS
>>80835293
Thanks for contributing to this thread
>>80835168
>Cat isnt a NEET
SCOTTISH SCROUNGERS BTFO
AGAINST THE WISHES
FUCK OFF SNP
>>80835218
Corbyn's bants have been sharpened, he'll do well against her
Scottish genocide when?
Fuck Cuckland
>>80834665
mfw our political system literally has an hour set aside for banter every week
Angus Robertson was visibly laughing when the bants were going
This is all just an act, he just wants to portray himself and his party as le super serious scottish party
And the scots fall for it every time
Ha
Scotcucks getting BTFO
SAVAGE
>>80835357
still on lad it's been good so far, Scots are being gloomy bastards though
Scotland really needs to fuck off.
>>80835392
They need to fuck off and die, waste of shit the lot of them
>>80835372
>sweden
"no"
>>80835293
BUT BANTZ THO HAHAHAHA
I agree. Lots of kids up in here today.
