Ebola confirmed in INDIA: http://www.ibtimes.co.in/man-tests-positive-ebola-delhi-686396
There is a god
>>80805886
If it actually got spreading throughout India that would be GG for the human race more or less, wouldn't it?
>>80805886
Ebolachan 2.0 electric boogaloo
>>80806321
Indians would be absolutly fucked, yes
>>80805886
I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU EBOLA CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN
>>80805886
india to be less crowded
That's our girl
>>80806436
Yeah but there's no way we could contain it at that point if a billion Indians got infected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFEQ_57S-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFEQ_57S-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFEQ_57S-Q
MMnnnnnn
Imagine how fast this will spread in INDIA
>>80806321
humans would be fine
lesser humans, not so much...
>Ebola-chan goes out for smokes, and America thinks she isn't coming back
>she lovingly embraces the dirtiest of the second-and-a-half-world, "major player up and coming srsly guys sink ur dollars in their economy!!!" countries
>>80805886
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN
Reminder that Ebola was an early pioneer in meme magic.
n-never doubted you Ebola-chan, welcome back!
without clicking link i find no other sources
>>80805886
it's over
>>80806047
FPBP
Anyone got an Ebola Chan shrine?
Praise Ebola Chan
>>80807003
It's probably bullshit, but isn't it a nice thought?
This is nothing, right guys?
>>80807003
That's how you know it's real. They are trying to keep it quiet.
>>80807041
lel, didn't some doctors get attacked by Liberians because there was a rumor that doctors were infecting them with Ebola because of this photo?
>>80805886
>>80805886
>>80806927
Why are these two images the exact same, but rotated and run through a color filter?
BLOOD IN POO
>>80806047
FPBP
>>80807016
Remember! Ebola chan gets more powerful the more you fap to her
>>80805886
>>80807122
>>80807147
that's not something you could contain very well though. if it's real it's a giant headline somewhere tomorrow. sensational kind of news. have to wait and see
>>80807287
Post some material so I can get busy famalam!
>>80805886
>WE FUCKING CALLED IT
We were off by a couple years, BUT I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
/pol/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN
>>80805886
Praise kek!
>>80806047
And his name is Kek.
Yes /pol/, we have to succesfully harness meme magic once more. Fap to Ebola-chan and feed this egregore. Make it even more powerful than last time.
>>80807003
It's because this is two years old news. He was quarantined at the airport after arriving from Africa, and it never spread into the Indian population.
It's a legitimately scary thought though. I mean, good lord...
>>80805886
>ebola in india
It's about fucking time.
Ganbatte, Ebola-chan.
>>80807345
>>80806047
FPBP
Kek smiles down upon us
>>80805886
YES
>>80805886
Godspeed, Ebola-chan.
>>80807442
http://www.ibtimes.co.in/man-tests-positive-ebola-delhi-686396
>>80805886
Oh boy
>>80805886
bleed in loo. BLEED IN LOO
>>80807531
>Mosquito bite boobs
Killed it.
It wont happen
>>80805886
Ruh roh!
>>80805886
Oh my god oh my god I've been waiting for this for nearly two years.
GANBATTE EBOLA-CHAN!
AISHITERU EBOLA-CHAN!
I MISSED YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!
Happenings just don't stop this year.
But I bet Big Pharma [spoiler]Jews[/spoiler] will """"develop"""" a vaccine in a year, and everyone in the world will be forced to take it.
What was the contact? A poo-in-loo fell for the Nigerian Prince scam?
>>80806321
probably so because they have the worst hygiene and silliest superstitions on the planet. they make western africa look like switzerland. there will be 100 million poos with ebola within a week. enjoy your cable company customer service while you still can bros, this is gonna be a wild ride.
>In India, 13 children aged under 5 years die of diarrhoea every hour
http://www.ibtimes.co.in/india-13-children-aged-under-5-years-die-diarrhoea-every-hour-686335
Fuckin finally
>>80806958
>>80805886
For anyone curious, IB Times is a legitimate news outlet. Well, at least as legit as news gets in India.
>>80806958
The golliwogs believe
>>80807229
It's called staining, a technique used to improve image contrast in microscopy. But then again, you're an amerifat.
>>80805886
Delhi? Aww, I was hoping more around Bengal. Dravidia would have been okay too.
Oh well, go ebola!!
>Superpower by 2030
Not this again.
Will this be worse then the nigger ebola outbreak?
Ebola chan a cute. CUTE!
>post yfw 4chan is a death cult summoning plagues through meme magic
>>80806646
>not letting nature run it's course
Of course blacks remain such inbred fuckwits, natural selection never took place in them because white people keep interfering.
>>80807943
>compromised ad server serves as honeypot to log /pol/ users
>reeducation camps in 2017
>forced to write about your frogposting
lol if this shit spread so badly with africans who would at least had a sense of cleanliness, it'll surely relive the over population in the poo in loo capital of the world
>>80805886
if this hits the fan it'll be massive
>>80805886
POOCLEAR WARFARE
SUPERPOWER 2020
>>80805886
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
Good luck Ebola-chan!
Kill them all Ebola-chan!
>>80806646
>:55
I don't think he has Ebola.
Cleanse the world, Ebola-chan!
What is the best way for me to infect myself with Ebola, so that I can personally spread the holy scripture?
>>80807900
>>80808127
See above.
It will be much worse.
>all poos wiped out from ebola
>white men head to india
>remove poo
>destroy Pakistan and Bangladesh
>destroy buildings
>rebuild everything
>india becomes white mans paradise
Kek wills it
>>80805886
Well guess the shit is going to hit the fan soon.
>Poo in the loo or die
>>80805886
Well, thankfully it is an outbreak in a modern city with a great sanitation system. Just think of how bad it could be if they were not a super power, fully equipped to handle a public health crisis.
>>80805886
IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING. THANK KEK.
THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!
>>80808145
Something to tell the children I guess.
>Dad w-what caused everyone to go to sleep?
>Dank memes son.
>>80808303
Its not PC for whites to go to India. China would do it.
>its not happening
>>80808303
The weather there is fucking horrible. It's like the worst August day in Georgia year-round.
As if 2016 wasnt interesting enough. Virus outbreak in India. Truly end times.
>>80808145
EMBRACE PAPA NURGLE'S LOVE
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>80808444
WITNESSED PRAISE KEK THE ONE TRUE GOD
>>80808444
confirmed
This is the author's twitter
https://twitter.com/bismahmalik
Might be worth trying to get more details/see if it's really legit
>>80808303
nah every river still has years of loo sediment and garbage/corpses, plus all the pakistani's that migrated would expose us to drone strikes
>>80807374
nice rare pepe may I save in exchange for this vintage Ebola Chan
>>80808444
I Love You Ebola-Chan!
>>80808296
Dat ending. Id's butiful
>>80808444
TRI PS CONFIRMS.
KEK RESURRECTED EBOLA CHAN.
HE GROWS SO STRONG
>>80808577
>>80808599
o shit
EBOLA CHAN IN YOUR POO?
MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
>>80808444
KEK CONFIRMED IN LEAGUE WITH EBOLA CHAN
Nothing can stop us now!
SUPER VIRUS BY 2030
>>80807977
lots of population density and sick unhygienic people
>>80805886
>Americans have basically cured ebola so there's 0 chance it'll infect us
>India will be at our mercy for medicine
Let's hope we get something out of this one
PRAISE KEK
WE NEED A CATALYST
>>80807229
>why do people use the first result on google images
>>80806713
Fuck off Cocaine, India is our friends!
>>80806958
meme magic is real, kids
>>80808296
I have to wonder how easy it'd be for someone to deliberately spread it after a trip to Africa
Pretty exciting
>>80806321
India would have hundreds of thousands killed
Which means, nothing
>>80808723
What a twist.
>>80807900
Or could be a complete WTF fail when ebola fails to transmit effectively thanks to the superhuman immune system of Indians wallowing in absolute filth for the past 30yrs. Considering the amount of environmental bacteria and viruses it has to compete with, it'll probably fizzle out. Also consider that to your average pooindaloo shit eater, typhoid and cholera are considered innocuous and tolerable annoyances.
mass ebola outbreak in india bad for global economy. it'd cost everyone here in some way and just serve as another distraction as people continue to fuck you
Please Ebola Chan, infect me!
>>80808723
She fights for us.
Didn't this also happen in 2014 too?
>>80808912
where is she?
>>80808897
That's not how the human immune system works. Ebola is a novel pathogen and indians have zero immunity.
>>80808198
Literally word for word summoning of world War Z
>>80808897
>bloody poo on street
new normal
>>80808897
It's the end of the road for ebola, I'm afraid
>>80809009
Yes, nearly every post praising Ebola-Chan resulted in a death.
>>80806047
FPBP fucking hell.
>>80809028
Some people always have immunity. Just not many.
>>80806332
should have been electric poo in loo
>>80805886
holy shit with their garbage environment, ebola is gonna spread like wildfire
>>80807919
The best part is it isn't diseases causing it, its their diet.
>>80808599 WITNESSED
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>mfw my retarded step dad is flying over there for 2 weeks to go to his retarded daughters wedding that my girlfriend, my sister and I werent invited to.
>Mfw they have all bought and paid for plane tickets, visas, insurance and medical shit already.
Fucking karma at its shitty best my friends
>>80808416
Oh lordy, I laughed hard at this one.
>>80806047
Jesus Christ. Poo in Loos about to get utterly fucking devastated.
Ebola-chan's theme song coming through:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZryjf8EZU
And the classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn8I1JIYIrM
Special addition: INDIAN TOUR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX0v83qSSSo&index=4&list=PL9F5mtDkOz8cDjhmwMREWnP94aE8t4-NR
>>80808416
Underrated
>>80808897
>the shitting streets will be painted red with the blood of ebola shits and indians will just carry on not noticing anything
actually sounds plausible.
>>80806321
India's medical care is so bad that many innocents got infected with HIV due to dirty reused needles.
>>80805886
I never expected I'd hear about Ebola again this soon, but it hardly surprises me it's in India.
>>80805886
This is cripple chans fault. Six million get confirmed.....
>>80809130
Don't be a bad wife's son. Being invited to go to India for a wedding is a curse not a blessing.
Somebody post that cap that's about /pol/ and ebola and /x/ and succubus
POO IN LOO EBOLA-CHAN!
any more sources yet? i'm not buying into it unless this is repeating digits
How did it jump from Africa to India? Not clicking the link.
>>80808416
>>80809279
>エ
>not イ
>>80805886
Maybe there is a god.
>>80806047
Aaayyyyyy
>>80809250
Civ 6
>Indians get bonuses for not researching toilets.
>designated street wonder
I haven't seen any designated shitposters today
Pajeet?
are you there?
>>80809377
Which one?
>>80806321
Ebola burns itself out fast. First world countries with good health infrastructure will be fine but India, Pakistan, and Banglandesh might be fucked
>>80809187
>Sheldon Goldstein
every time
>>80806047
Hey, fuck you. They may not poo in loo, but it is precisely because of this that they provide ample entertainment to us. To want the death of indians is unamerican.
>>80805886
If this is real, it's over, the human race is finished.
This is "The Happening"
>>80809505
>イ
Wait. It's pronounced ee-boh-lah?
>>80809455
west africa to india not every wild. businessman probably, telecoms etc
>when you're 30 minutes into happening and chill and he gives you the look
>>80809550
The one where /x/ always fail to summon anything while /pol/ succeeded with ebola
>>80806503
Q T
T
>>80808599
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
At least they can all go pray in the temple to the ebola god and contract the disease.
>>80809028
Constant exposure to environmental pathogens increases the chance that the immune system will respond aggressively and neutralize any previously un-encountered pathogen before infection can take place.
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
Now in the street there is feces
An' an' a lots of poos to be done
No place to flush all our pooing
An' an' I can't take all of the curry
Oh no, we gonna rock down the Pooing Avenue
And then we'll take no wipers
Oh we gonna rock down to the pooing avenue
And then we'll take no wipers
>>80809699
In America everything is pronounced literally. E is usually a hard E. Like Karate.
It's real.
>http://www.healthmap.org/en/#!d=
>>80809675
Ebola does not kill white people.
Ebola makes white people stronger.
>>80806958
MEME
A
G
I
C
>>80805886
time to move to madegascar before someone sneezes
>>80809827
several plague outbreaks in india/china. if i recall, plague traces back to china, nailed the middle east as it spread along the trade route. what's interesting is how whole communities (80%+) were infected, where some were untouched. the average mortality is like a bunch of bomb marks on a map hitting some villages and skipping others
Ebola back in town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EBQKdQyyM
>>80810101
they're already shut down their harbor
you'll never get in now
>>80810056
There was also an outbreak in Greenland two days ago. Holy shit.
>>80806613
No immigration to or from india
Done
Welcome back ebola-chan! We love you ebola-chan!
>>80810056
IT'S FUCKING ON
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
fuck Ebola takes out India whose going to answer our customer service calls. many of us depend on the great super powers shitty customer service skills while telling us they have Anglo names like Dave instead of being named Babajeeneet
PUELLA MAGI MEMEA MAGICA
>>80805886
Dumping pictures to celebrate the news
>>80810056
confirmed. but this site looks like it uses lots of sources (like op's news article) to make a dot. doesn't really add any validity
>>80809954
I know, and it's kinda obvious, but I never had thought about the English pronunciation of ebola.
In any case, the correct pronunciation of ebola in Japanese is エボラ.
Give Ebola-chan your power!
Does anyone have those weird videos of animu girls talking about ebola chan and she breaks into their house? I think it was some sort of Japanese know your meme.
>>80810230
das raycis
>>80808897
>I don't know how the immune system works
When you read this:
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/07/12/ebola-lives-on-in-survivors-eyeballs-and-testicles/
It really makes you think. Especially about immigrants from West Africa.
>The fear that survivors might unwittingly set off another deadly epidemic has been heightened by recent studies suggesting many more people may have contracted the virus than previously thought.
The reemergence of Ebola would be a gamechanger for Eurafrica.
>>80805886
We're fucked, it's going to spread from india to china to korea and to japan.
Noooo, not china..
>>80810360
Stop spamming this thread with your bullshit anime pictures.
>>80810246
>This.
Guys?
What if Indians become immune to Ebola and end up lifelong carriers? All 1.25 billion poos?
>>80806321
No, it'd basically just kill India, because it's so densely populated and has such poor hygiene. Probably wouldn't get far enough to actually kill anyone else, ebola kills quickly.
Honestly it'd probably be good for humanity as a whole. India doesn't really contribute anything, so it'd just be getting rid of 1+ billion useless people who are absorbing Earth's resources.
>>80809604
Your skin is unamerican
Seems appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX0v83qSSSo
>>80810442
start fapping to Ebola Chan boys she's needs our energy
bangladesh please.
>>80806958
>>80810468
>Stop spamming this thread with your bullshit anime pictures.
please leave, seriously thanks all of 4chan
>>80809130
Cuckoldry is a capital sin in the eyes of Kek
>>80810531
Typhoid Poo?
I've been waiting for so long.
>>80810600
Shit, I just found that in my folder. >>80809746
>billions of poo in loos
>shitting in the streets
>shitting in the ganges river
>shitting in the fields
>shitting everywhere but the loo
nothing can go wrong guys
ebola was only a setback
