“Dear women, I’m sorry, dear black people, I’m sorry… Dear everyone who isn’t a middle or upper class white boy, I’m sorry,” he recited in his poem.
http://globalnews.ca/news/2819190/i-wouldnt-change-places-with-you-8th-graders-white-boy-privilege-poem-goes-viral/
Shit doesn't even rhyme. Terrible poem. Haiku is still superior
>>80804438
FPBP
....jesus fuck...being that cucked...
Do black lives matter?
Yes, because without black lives
Crime would have no home.
>>80804870
absolutely amazing.
>>80804192
>sorry doesnt get my bike back coffee shop slam poetry nigger
is he implying that all minorities are poor
>>80804192
>Those comments
Slam poetry fills my heart with a type of dread that few things on this earth can.
It feels like sandpaper being rubbed into an open wound on my soul.
>>80805387
It's literally the most retarded form of propaganda spouting for the left and they love it. It's like dr. Seuss but even more childish.
>>80805354
everyone thinks kids are dumb until they start spouting out bullshit they agree with, at which point they become incredibly wise.
Intellectual pedophiles control schools and pop-culture media. Adults who place themselves in positions of control over young people (schools, social/traditional media) to selfishly molest the minds of children just as sexual pedophiles molest the bodies of children.
That child is the result of a molested mind. It's not really his fault.
>>80804870
>http://globalnews.ca/news/2819190/i-wouldnt-change-places-with-you-8th-graders-white-boy-privilege-poem-goes-viral/
goddammit japan you cracked me up. Seriously I am dying here.
>>80804192
Cringe. That white boy is going to get bullied so hard, then he's going to wonder why he can't get a girlfriend and 50-100 people bully him every day.
Then he's going to start lifting weights and reading alt-right books, going to school drunk and listening to Nazi war anthems. Then when a bully harrasses him, he's going to snap and punch him out.
Whites when pressured turn into diamonds.
>>80804192
We seriously need to start cleansing the gene pool, we can't let faggots like this reproduce, I don't bloody care that he is white, he's still the enemy.
>>80804870
>>80804438
why will i never reach japan levels of banter senpai
>>80806914
I think Japan is only funny because in our minds we're seeing this weak little nip with a funny accent saying these things. If you picture it as anything else it's not as funny.
>>80807415
idk whenever I see canada posting I just think of a weak little chink with a funny accent and it's not really funny. more pathetic
japan >>> canada
White people are white
Black people are black
White people work jobs
Black people smoke crack
>>80804870
The tears on the face
of crime deprived of black lives:
infinite sadness.
>>80805387
I'm guessing this is an ironic slam poem you use when you're going to slam poetry night at the local coffee shop... not bad
>>80806914
You have to become a white English teacher first
>>80804192
https://youtu.be/0-CDiANN0zw
>>80807918
Coal burner's life rough.
Travel through miles of black dick
Only to find AIDS
>>80807833
kek
was he being sarcastic?
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
Nigger nigger, nigger
Nigger nigger nigger - nigger,
Nigger nigger nigger!
>>80808342
Kek
>>80807415
Most Canadian posters are Asians from the GTA. Markham especially.
There once was a thug named Mike Brown,
Who bum-rushed a cop with a frown,
Six bullets later,
He met his creator,
Then his homies burnt down the town
>>80808134
Oh fuck, thats not a bad way to think of it
>tfw your country is kekked to hell
If youre white in america, you dont have the right to talk about anything. If you dare do anything other than grovel on your knees for forgiveness and provide gibs, you are ostricized and will never get the succ.
F U C K
M Y
C O U N T R Y
U P
S E N P A I
>>80804192
What a cuck
>>80804870
capped for posterity
his shitty teachers and parents put him up to it
this is a very easy way to corrupt a child's thinking
>>80808342
>>80807918
>>80808664
It's trying to demoralize and emasculate
>>80804192
This is better slam poetry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XALVTzMOeQ
>>80804192
He's a Jew.
this shit is really starting to piss me off. honestly /pol/ is there any hope for us? we've been subverted in every possible form and the only way out of this normalization is going to be war.
I remember in HS creative writing the whole class (mostly white girls) entered a competition to have their poem read at some festival. All the girls mostly write about flowers and their friends and shit. One nog in the class wrote about white privilege and he git automatic first place. Really pissed me off. They push this shit.
>>80804870
おっ
>>80804192
LMAO white people are done
>>80804870
My fucking sides
>>80804192
>that 2nd comment
>apologizing for being born with a certain skin color
I just don't get it. I'm as beta as they come and even I can't wrap my head around this.
How are there people out there who are so cucked?
>>8080487
Do radiation levels have anything to do with banter levels, this shit is off the charts.
>>80804192
The level of indoctrination of even small white kids is fucking disgusting.
blacks don't stop committing much crime, not dropping out of school and hardly sticking around with the mother of their child..
They don't change this, but somehow it improves everything if a white kid gives them an apology for something that makes no sense for him to apologize for.
I wouldn't want to be a black kid either, but that's because their entire communities have no fucking interest in changing their own behaviour, because they think everyone else is the problem.
>>80806714
Holy shit that's like my fucking highschool experience right there, same for you? I mean minus the bullying, I was more of a bully then anything (sorry, ran with a Chad crowd) but I got into lifting and reading alt-right literature, drunk to school, music, fights, the works. Weird.
>>80808134
>>80804192
Sam Hyde should do an ironic self-hating slam poem act; and fill it with obvious, over-the-top cuck lingo as a way of mocking libs.
>>80804586
At that age its the parents and educators who bring it in.
>yes white people, self flaggelate yourselfs, it's the good thing to do
I hope to fucking god we aren't just a but of crazy loners because it seems like we are the only ones talking sense
>>80808342
T-this is the thing called Japanese Banter?
Most japs who post are just faggot JET students.
I'm just here on business
Kill yourselves
>>80808858
what are 'gibs'?
>>80804192
This calls for some poetry from the founder of the #NoLivesMatter movement!
>On the Creation of Niggers (1912)
>by H. P. Lovecraft
>When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
>>80809720
Yeah I started as a good lad in high school, A grading in every subject first year, got a fucken award too for conscientiousness. Then got bullied hardcore next year, so started lifting and hitting the punching bag, squeeky clean diet, supplements, the works. Got bullied a ton, so I thought fuck it, time to revert to my old self, which is being the bully. Hanged with "chads", tried some weed, then put a bully in hospital, after I punched him out, and kept punching him once he was on the ground. I broke his jaw big time, fucked his face right up. My knuckles were all squishy afterward. Then I became a gangsta thug wigger, and got mad pussy and lost my good grades. Ayyyy lmao
>>80804870
Japs bringing the fucking bantz
Damn why are people always rubbing it in niggers faces that their lives are better and they wouldn't want to be them?
>>80804438
so underrated it's a war crime
>>80804870
We hallmark cardz now
>>80804870
Straight from the source here lads!
What the kid should've said: "i apologize that you made bad life choices and you refuse to take responsiblity and attempt to correct, your own behaviour, your crime rates, your school dropout rate, your celebration of violence and gangsters and hip hop artists and your gang culture, your lack of interest in studying for school or getting a job, but instead try to blame it on me, I'm so sorry about that. but i can't help you you need to do something about that yourself.. If you pretend you're not in control of your own actions, you can never change anything for the better."
Has anyone actually considered that what blacks do when they do something bad is an insanity plea.. ? "i'm not in control of my own actions, whitey's holding me down"
>>80804192
Mestizo here. I am so sorry for my 60% European DNA. It has given me an unfair advantage over my indigenous brothers. I acknowledge my Hispanic privilege.
>>80804192
The comments give me hope, except all the ones written by women. We never should have let cunts vote. It shows how they eat this crap up.
>>80804870
beautiful
>>80804192
Fuck that is hard to watch. Embarrassed for the kid, I'm sure he didn't come to all of those conclusions by himself.
>>80809328
I wrote one about how equality is overrated and how we should solve domestic problems before trying to fix the world because if we don't get our own shit together how the fuck can we be expected to help anyone else out?
I also talked about a one world government with Canada at the head. I was a purple pill back then.
>>80810390
All this shit is propagated by women. Put a woman in a group of men and the first thing she does is find what she problems with
>>80809819
You just described my entire existence
>>80809946
"gibs" I think he means as in gibsmedats
also known as welfare monkeys
>>80804870
Hiroshima level boom here
>>80810669
>I also talked about a one world government with Canada at the head. I was a purple pill back then.
You just wanted to conquer the world. What's wrong with this?
>>80809819
>I hope to fucking god we aren't just a but of crazy loners because it seems like we are the only ones talking sense
I know how you feel. The inmates our running the asylum and only the most dejected outcasts of society are left to fix it. Our shit social lives and constant shutin NEETness have insulated us from this kind of cucky groupthink
Face it, /pol/, we're all pic related right now.
>>80811231
>You just wanted to conquer the world
Yeah, with fucking Canada. Of course, I couldn't have possibly known the kind of memetastic joke my country would turn out to be.
>>80804870
Japan truly is bantz kangz
>>80804870
>>80808342
>>80808762
The noble limerick. Thank you, anon
>>80804870
beautiful
>>80804870
FPBP
he looks like a spic. what is with jews and spics and hapas pretending to be white and then doing stupid shit like this? same with the buzzfeed "white people asking white people questions" and they were all curly haired kikes.
and then with the pinning wrongdoings of people like zimmerman and the asian cop that killed phil on white people
anything to make us look worse, huh?
>>80804870
Why it's always Japs who drop the best bantz bomb?
This is why EVERY Hollywood and academic Jew should be burned alive.
>>80804438
notice me
>>80811693
That's because jews and spics are only white when its convenient for them.
>>80808342
Im so fucking sick of this shit. Cops are cautious and quick to the gun on blacks because a large portion of blacks commit a large portion of crime. 6% of the population (black males) commit more than 50% of homocides. Why is it so hard to understand that cops are conditioned to be extra concerned around blacks? I really don't fucking understand. Normal law abiding black citizens are rarely killed by police. Why is it typically guys with criminal records that end up in these situations with the police? Also, 300 or so black people being killed by police (most of which aren't innocent) is hardly an epidemic considering there's millions of blacks in the US. If you constantly teach your kid to fear the police because of the color of your skin, you will grow up with resentment for the police, which may end in an altercation. Stop seeding hatred in to your kids brain and maybe they won't have so many problems society is teaching them to hate. Im so sick of hearing normal fucking black people say "I fear for my life every time a cop is around!" The probability of you being shot is about 0.000000032, so shut the fuck up and come back to reality.
>>80804870
I'm glad I was here to see this.
>>80804870
I thought japan wasn't allowed to have nukes.
Brainwashed cuck
>>80804438
Nice haiku
>>80804192
I'm sorry I'm white!
I'm sorry I'm male!
I'm sorry I'm white!
I'm sorry I'm male!
I'm sorry I'm white!
I'm sorry I'm male!
WHY?
WHY AM I A MONSTER?!
>>80804192
i'm sorry your a pathetic bunch of faggots who are completely dependent on us for survival.
fuck off or we will break you goddamn squirrely niggers
>>80804438
banter master enters
single statement fells nations
none equal his bants
>>80804870
absolutely sugoi
>>80808593
well said
i agree
>>80804192
If you take poltical or emotional advice from and 8th grader you are a failure
>>80808858
don't get down
guy in pic turned it around
read and learn how then join a political club
>>80804192
This boy will frow into the MEGA KEK ™. He and his wife's son will fight white privilege. Seriously, fuck this kid, little fag. Hope he gets bullied or loses his ipod.
>>80804438
TOP NOTCH BANTER
>>80804438
>>80804870
>>80807918
>>80808342
>>80808593
Excellent poetry. Please, more. It's inspiring.
>>80804870
with the empires rise
the enemy will fall hard
we'll be friends this time
my name is jaffar
i come from afar
there is a bomb in my car
allah akbar
How is it that a video posted repeatedly on /pol/ has such a favorable like to dislike ratio? What happened with the #ProudToBe video?
>>80804870
Legitimately laughed out loud
Thanks ya goofy nip (probably Okinawabasefag but whatever)
>>80809859
learn a thing
because as an american your expected to know all of the things.
it is a haiku poem
it doesn't have to rhyme it has to match certain syllables per line
anon did 5 7 5
>>80809891
1 post by this id
fuck you kike
>>80804870
Returning the favor I see
>>80809720
>>80810080
Nice blogposts faggots
>>80811237
it gets better
grow stronger anon
Goddam, William Smithers bringing the heat
>>80804192
>>80804870
Can you ever forgive us for what we did to you, most honorabu Japan?
Alright, /pol/
What would you have done if you were in that audience?
Pretty sure I would have risen up out of seat, walked up to that little cuck, called him a goddamn faggot and knocked his fucking lights out.
>>80804192
Dear white boy, I'm sorry I came in your mom's ass, I'm sorry I cucked your whole family and I'm sorry that you have to say that poem that your parents made recite to make themselves feel they have a higher moral superiority than others. Fuck this kid, fuck his parents and fuck all the people falling for this condescending bullshit.
>>80804192
>Women
White western women are the most privileged human beings in human history.
>Dear everyone who isn't a middle or upper class white boy, I'm sorry.
Give me ya phone and ya maxis and we'll call it even m8.
>>80812566
I read this in Randy's voice
F
I'mma have to rewatch Ponty Pool again.
>>80804870
Jew fears the Sumarai
>>80811906
>homocides
KeKKK
>>80804192
>This is the shit kids are being taught in grade school
We are so fucked.
>>80814971
Ever notice how the faggots that spout their 'privilege' nonsense in public forums never offer any data or facts to back up their claims as to how women, blacks, faggots, etc. are suffering from their lack of privilege? They accept the equal pay myth as fact and don't want to hear any data to challenge the narrative. They honestly believe that women should be allowed to compete in professional sports with men because they have the physical ability to. Serena Williams, in the one time she played a man in a professional match, lost to the 213th ranked man in the world. Yeah, there is a disproportionate amount of blacks in prison relative to their population percentage. Yet it never occurs to them that this is because they commit crime at a much, much higher rate.
>being a woman is shut
>being black is shit
>being a white male is GOAT
Isn't this what he is essentially saying lol
>>80804870
Based nippon.
>>80813309
Refugees flee home.
Force their way into Europe,
Into children too.
>>80815568
Glorious
Jews seek to destroy
Degenerate things to us promote
Oven gets heated.
>>80815748
kek
>>80804192
For fucks sake. Trump is gonna have to work hard to fix this shit.
>>80804870
He disdains privilege
Grovels for negro friendship
Fuck, what a faggot
>>80815748
there's motherfucking jews
on the motherfucking trains
choo choo
>>80804192
Jesus Christ. Is there any fucking hope for the future? The gene pool is just getting worse and worse. Where will we be in 100 years?
>>80816276
What the fucku
That isn't a haiku
Shame upon yu
>>80816608
>jews
>trains
>choo
>>80804870
>>80808342
>>80804870
>>80816485
Hundred years will pass
Liberals brought world to halt.
Only niggers left.
>>80804192
kek at the black guy in the back
>>80804870
I love you, nip.
>>80804192
fucking pathetic.
>>80820709
You can't force a meme
Memes are born naturally
Remember, praise Kek
>>80804192
This faggot should be publicly castrated by the patriarchy as a warning to potential cucks that their extreme faggotry comes at a price.
>>80804870
>>80807918
>>80808342
Hold on a sec I can't catch my breath
>>80820949
>>80810382
Isn't Cortez still morally superior to Miles Standish, according to the tumblers?
considering how much of an flip most people make from their young self I would say that this kid is going to be the next literal hitler.
>>80804192
Where have I heard of something like this before, I wonder...
>Under some systems of communism, party members who had fallen out of favour with the nomenklatura were sometimes forced to undergo "self-criticism" sessions, producing either written or verbal statements detailing their ideological errors and affirming their renewed belief in the Party line.
>Self-criticism, however, did not guarantee political rehabilitation, and often offenders were still expelled from the Party, or in some cases even executed.
Only the Soviet system was less oppressive, because at least you can pretend to follow an ideology, while you literally can't change your race, your class or, despite what the Leftists tell you, your sex.
>>80815397
Liberals can be pretty hypocritical when something doesn't match the narrative. For example, the fact that blacks are over represented in prison is a clear sign of their oppression. However the fact that there are more males in prison than females is not a sign that males are oppressed.
>>80804870
Lel
>>80804192
This little shit will grow up paying lip service to this garbage all the while making money and thinking black people and women are stupid.
That is how most "liberals" are.
>>80808342
O boy
>>80804870
Topkek Japans banter never ceases to amaze.
>>80804192
Don't blame the kid
Blame the schools / their parents
>>80804870
Fucking amazing
>>80808342
I like you, senpai
>>80804192
They puke brainwashing and propaganda in children's brains, its child abuse a simple as that, absolutely disgusting.
>>80804870
best haiku on 4chan
>>80815568
more please nip.
>>80804192
>free verse
>poem
Pick one
>>80805752
The sad thing is they're not even his words or ideas. He's just a mouth piece for someone who hates his existence.
"A long time ago,
There used to be white people."
Grandpa is funny.
>>80804192
>>80804870
>BREAKING: JAPANESE MAN COMMITS HAIKU ON 4CHAN
>>80808342
>>80804870
>>80808762
noice
>>80804192
Bloody Americans
>>80804192
Oh i'm sure forcing it down everyones throat means it has gone viral.
>>80804192
Everybody go into the thread and type "Royce is a fucking nigger!"
>>80804870
>>80807918
>>80808342
>>80804192
This should be illegal to teach victim culture in school. School is supposed to be about giving you practical skills that you'll use in the real world, preparing you to get a job. This is not arguably something useful, it just teaches them that there is this false hierarchy that doesn't actually exist.
>>80804192
genius!!!! this kid!!!! i finally understand!!
they want us White males to apologize for being better than them in almost every way!
sorry for being the fuckking best!!!
sorry everyone who isn't a white male sucks so bad!
>>80804192
Where were you when not being a criminal was officially branded as "priviledge"?
>>80804870
>Dylan Roof's death poem
>>80826915
You'd think redpilled Dylann would an hero? What would happen to him if he gets to the general prison population.
