Welp I just got fired from my office job and am now considering the military.
What is a good red pilled branch of the military where a neet can actually make something of himself?
>>80800736
USMC
>>80800920
I'm a pussyfaggot though...
>>80800736
dont join because you feel lost. airforce is easy peasy, marines are the fighters, army is probably best for future credentials, navy is just like a job at sea but youll get to travel.
>>80800736
join the navy, training is easy peasy and traveling is wonderful, my older bro traveled to Brazil for some war games.
>>80801017
Boy Scouts
Navy nuke program or nothing
>>80801023
>airforce is easy peasy
Yeah physically, gradewise not so much. Military prospectives don't usually have the grades for it.
>>80801033
Nice....dubs
>>80801208
What do you mean by this?
>>80801319
a friend of mine is stationed at incirlik. he isnt the brightest but he made good buddies that probably helped him out some.
11-B
Do it fagget. 360 noscope jihadis while rushing buildings and post pics.
Don't worry about being a pussy. once you see your bros die you will want to fight for their honor.
Go 03 in the Marine Corps. Heard from my buddy that is a crew chief on CH-53s that they are becoming cucked. Got out two years ago so didn't deal with the political correctness that is occurring now because of the politicians. Stay 03 and you'll be good.
>>80800736
Army Aviation.
>>80801775
Turns out the university I'm applying for is the one General Mattis went to. It was pretty based from what I saw today. Trump signs everywhere. People smoking in front of no smoking signs. 10/10 experience
>>80800920
I've been thinking about this a lot lately , if I ever found myself in a war I'd be want be with the best imo
>>80800736
Coast Guard or Airforce or Navy....Literally any branch without infantry
>>80800736
If you're stem smart go air force, if you want to smell charred flesh marines.
>>80801775
Is the Corps. itself becoming PC or is it just some sort of bureaucracy?
>>80802070
Airforce has security personnel.
>Literally infantry.
I've been thinking of becoming a Navy Corpsman, and getting into the medical field. Anyone know if the Navy is getting super cucked? Ideally I'd like to go greenside and be around based 03xx marines
>>80802193
Lmfao those guys think they are so highspeed kekekeke
>>80802070
Every Branch has infantry
>>80802112
Well when the ruling came out that women could be allowed tryouts for any combat job, the USMC boosted their physical standard even higher to spite it. So I wouldn't say the USMC is getting cucked as of right now. If Shillary gets elected things could change tho
>>80802286
No....Sec personnel dont count kek
>>80802374
They literally do though. Just because they are faggots doesnt change their role
>>80802440
Jesus christ you made me blow air out my nose. Fine ill let you count them as """infantry""". Either way those three branches are your best bet based on two things: Low PT reqs and (for airforce and navy) a lot of nerd shit.
>>80802440
What is youe definition of infantry
>>80801824
this. if you can get into the 160th you'll be a bad ass mother fucker.
What would you like to do or what interests you? Pick that. I'd say navy or air force
>>80802646
Fuck you phone
>>80800736
Don't do it anon, it probably sounds cool but you will be signing away years of your freedom for shit tier pay.
If you must join though strive to be an officer by way of ROTC or OCS
>>80800736
Dunno bout the red pill, but in the Coast Guard, you can advance in rank faster.
>>80802215
Corpsman have the worst advancement rate. Go aviation. Just be good at math.
I have also even pondering joining up, only real concern is will I get time to play footy and vidya still o_o
>>80801033
>>80801023
>easy peasy-mind
>>80803223
If you join Airforce or Navy you will have tons of downtime yo
>>80801698
>11bang bang
>the grunting sub100iq cave men of the army
yes, anon do this.
>>80803155
Dubs of truth. Corpsman is fun and has so many c school opportunities.
>>80803223
>o.o
Yes. Plus, don't ask don't tell has long been abolished so you're fine.
lol I would never join the military. Fuck that shit.
You lose all your constitutional rights in the military. You can't refuse a search. You can't wear the clothes that you want.
You get bossed around like a little bitch.
Just find another office job, bro. Should be easy since you have experience.
>>80800736
well i hear in the navy you have a lot of chance of over your service and get very good jobs after, cause they teach a lot about engines nuclear reactors and heavy machinery.
>>80803276
Thanks, might not be a bad choice since that's all I do and am still in pretty good shape from playing football almost everyday. Only thing is in 29 now so Air Force is out of the pic but in the navy will I get to travel a lot o_o??
>>80803489
I see a dude walking around base every day wearing leather and a dog collar. The military ain't the way it used to be. Plus, marine corps bases are usually the only strict ones, and most of it is directed towards boots.
>>80803652
Depends on your rate/station.
>>80801775
Don't go 03.
That shit is for retards who want literally no skill when they have to get out. Good like finding a job when all you know how to do is fire a machine gun. Join any branch and go cyber network operator or cyber security tech.
>>80803652
My buddy went to South Carolina or some shit for nuke school so id say yeah.
Enlist or ROTC for Army Special Forces?
>>80804447
Follow your dreams.
And physical ability
>>80800736
>Dieing for Israel
Join the Coast Guard
>>80801017
Air force police
>>80802440
Nah bro. This is like some cav scout homo shit where you're "basically infantry". The skill set might be similar but there's a totally different mindset. I had a knife fight with a camel spider to get to a broken filterless marb red that had been tucked into the corner of a remote Afghan OP. Security faggots weep when the PX is out of newports.
>>80800736
Go back to school if you don't have a bachelors degree already then join any of the branches to automatically become an officer
Don't be a grunt, give the orders not take them
Im sayin fuck it and reenlisting as a line medic
>>80804623
Jesus who ever said anything about dieing? You dont have to let a sandnigger kill you.
>>80801374
God these always get me and remind me of the hillary quote about women suffering more than men.
>>80801017
> what is The Navy
>Watching Generation Kill
>Supposed to portray how pointless and inept the modern US Military is
>Just makes me wanna join the USMC
What do
>>80801630
He means he wants you to commit suicide.
Nuke school has the highest drop out and suicide rates of any part of the armed forces training. And that's before they shove you into a tin can that is isolated from the world for months at a time while you spend time with nuclear reactors eating tinned food and sleeping in a bed shared by two others and rarely showering.
Anyone who has the dolphins is a crazy motherfucker who deserves respect. The nuke guys though, they're a breed of their own.
>>80805205
Buddy of mine just graduated nuke school actually
>>80800736
Listen right now asshole. Air Force. Air Force. Air Force. Asvab easy as fuck, if you don't get over 92 kill yourself. Better not have a criminal history at all. Basic is easy, just pay attention, don't nod off in class, don't be a retard, don't be the best or the worst. If you get 92 on your asvab you can do anything in the AF basically. Some jobs come with signing bonuses, there is a reason for that, don't take the retard bait. Do something good like helicopter or plane mechanic. Do some courses while you're out of basic and tech school and settled at your first base. It's really not a lot. Make a plan, stick with it, stay disciplined. Don't fuck dirty ass sluts, use good judgment, but don't waste a lot of time on women anyway. Just bust your ass for 4-6 years and you can get a job working for a dod contractor. War is always in business.
Don't listen to fucking morons saying anything else. Army is for niggers and white trash, Marines are for retards and "muh tradition". Navy is def 2nd best, but fuck being on a ship. As an airman, you will have the highest standard of living. You will actually get paid EXTRA to lower your standard of living by bunking with Marines or soldiers. They can talk all the chair force shit they want, they have nigger tier standards of living, air force stays at the Holiday Inn.
>>80806025
This is assuming you aren't a retard. You said you're a pussy before so I'm assuming you're at least moderately intelligent hopefully.
Ensign in the Navy here, just graduated college and commissioned. Life is fucking great. I head to flight school in November. In the mean time, I work 9-2, work out, play a bunch of video games, and drink a lot. No regrets.
>>80802193
"Security forces" literally, not Infantry.
>>80806025
This. 1a8x1 in monterey and can confirm.
Life in the air force is great
>>80802286
No.
But I can see how a civvie might think that.
>>80805082
That fucking salute...
>>80805205
This.
I'm army and even we know that submarines are lunatics.
>>80800736
air force is filled with gay evangelistas
you love them jesus freaks right
>>80800736
Coasties... get to go sailing sweet stuff.
>Basing decisions on branch
>Not on your occupation choices.
Your decisions should be on what you do in the military, not where you do it. Although it is smart to try and limit stupid shit.
Cool guy shit is for special forces, or branch equivalent, you'll rarely see it outside so don't do infantry, MP, or security shit. Stick to technical stuff like Medic, mechanics, or computer guy stuff.
Lets say I was planning on going into medical field but want to have my student loans forgiven for enlisting for 4-6 years Where would be a good place to start looking?
Army here. If you're a complete shit ass with a low IQ and a fucking sow with litter in tow then by all means join the military. If you're a dumbass - join the Marines; if you're just dumb, join the Army; if you're kinda smart and gay, join the Navy; if you're really smart and really gay, join the Air Force. Coast guard ? Dunno what the fuck that is.
If you're smart and have a degree > commission as an officer in any branch. By all means do not make the fucking mistake of enlisting with a bachelors and then becoming so cynical and traumatized with homicidal thoughts of offing your nco's and o's while on deployment of shitholistan, because the mfs treat you like the little bitchass e4 you are. "Sgt, I wanna be an officer!" -good fuckin luck with that.
Has anyone here successfully done ocs after college route? I am about to graduate with good gpa bs in math. Thinking muhreens ATM. I want to be an leader of men and a badass ect. What do i do now to be successful in leadership portion of the application?
I have the option to go to West Point, should I consider it or is it a liberal arts degree
>>80806755
What's your rate, sailor?
>>80812153
go to westpoint
>>80809312
what if you have an associates degree?
>>80812153
you like being hazed right you little cunt
you like being someone's bitch to larn you discipline
they stab you with the pins
will you ever sleep
how strategy-minded are you anyway
if you have to ask you probably are too stupid to become officer material and should just work at mcdonals
>>80812682
>>80812952
I can say I'm decently smart in the top of my class, the only games I play now are strats. Thought considered joining but private sector engineering would yeild more cash
>Be an officer in any branch
>war with x 3rd world country
>nothing changes
>>80813383
cant you major in engineering from westpoint
>>80802440
One of my good buddies was an SP. Fuck you kind of?
>>80801023
Like this anon said
Chairforce is alright, their smart and the most privilaged branch
Marines spearhead attacks and get the most action/combat experience
Army are pretty much just a bunch of people on guard duty (and btw is the dumbest branch)
Navy is the most Diverse and most skillful branch imo.
You have Personnel Specialist, YN which are Admin people (those two rates for people who like paperwork)
Hm for medical
IT for computers and SATCOM (my rate)
CTN for ethical hacking
ETs for eletronics and repair.
DC for fireman stuff
Plus u cant deny free travel to different ports. I will say don't go in expecting GREAT pay (That doesn't kick in until you hit E-4 with 4 years or E-5 due to BAH) Currently raking in about 5k a month after taxes in San Diego as an E-5 with 4 years
best branch
>>80800736
Army will get you where you want to go in life of you apply yourself. We aren't doing too much right now though.
I recently turned 18 and am seriously considering doing a few years in the Air Force to improve myself mentally and physically. I'd like to ask a few questions and get some advice from someone in the military.
1. In your opinion, should I attend college during or after my service? In case it's relevant, I have a 3.8 GPA and pretty mediocre physical strength.
2. Do I need a perfect mental health history? I've been diagnosed with mild ADD and depression, but I don't think it hinders me much at all.
3. Do I need perfect eyesight? I don't plan on being a pilot and I'm open to doing a non-traditional role in the air force. I've heard you can be a physician or dentist.
In advance, I appreciate any info you can give me. The way I see it, I have around 5 years to figure out what I want to do with myself and any basic advice is helpful and will be considered.
>>80815639
Bump, pls respond
>>80816786
this question is best answered at >>>/k/
>>80816909
Alot of /k/ommrades have been in the military
got a buddy leaving for SEAL training soon
opinions?
>>80801017
They'll make you a man or you'll die.
Literally, the real pussies in all the units I've been in have tried some serious suicide attempts or almost got killed for being stupid.
Despite the memes, if you make through an enlistment in a combat MOS without becoming an edgelord, you can take anything on
>>80800736
Marinefag (infantry) here.
Its all shit and everything is run by pencil pushers who havent ever actually worked a day in thier lives.
You can literally have the enemy right fucking there and not be allowed to fire because if you get into a firefight it might end up on the news and a certain president with an *ahem* "winning complexion" would be forced to admit that despit campaign promises we still have over 10,000 people in afghanistan.
Or the fact that we are training and equipping islamic militia groups with shady ties who pretty much dont even try to hide that as soon as ISIS is gone they are going to fight us next.
Its all fuckin horse shit, been to afghan twice, just got back from iraq. 27 sustained firefights, 37 instances of taking enemy fire, had 3 vehicles blown out from under me, and none of it fucking meant shit.
>>80801775
I went on a deployment with the grunts last year and they still seemed pretty based. I didn't want to be a boot in that company and I was a boot tracker for that deployment.
As for my MOS, trackers is still pretty based and we build the characters of our boots and Marines so that they can deal with the shit when they face it.
There will always be real bastards in our kine of work to make men out of the boots, I'm not too worried about the PC wave we're going through.
We've survived worse
>>80817676
tell him to enjoy being able to not dribble liquid shit whenever he walks around, because he won't that luxury after they're done with him
t. ex RANSS sailor
>>80817987
this, people are a lot stronger than they think they are and only the weakest faggots completely break under military pressure
the intent is to break you down and build you back up again stronger, and the further you get in into training the more they put stress on you psychologically
for the most part your physical strength doesn't matter (i mean, you have to be able to do your job and all but it's easy to remain at that level), but your mental strength does. they don't want faggots breaking in the middle of combat and offing themselves
>>80818412
that don't make sense m8
>>80801017
C'mon anon, if some bimbo slut can join the marines, you can too!
>>80801775
>women being allowed in combat roles
>faggots being allowed to be faggots
>trannies being allowed in
It sucks to see the military turn into one big social experiment.
78 on asvab
Want to jump out airplanes, but want a decent job if I decide to not go career enlisted what do?
>>80819733
Currently talking to recruiter for army should have been in there some where
>>80800736
I was going to go into the Army as a computer forensics officer for the CID a few months ago.
I'm halted all my plans until I know for a fact who is going to run the country.
I'm definitely not going to serve under a Hilary occupation, and I might with Trump just to see how things go.
I would check out all your options to see what is open to you. But it's generally ranked as
>Airforce
>Navy
>Army
>Marines
If you like combat, marines. All marines are trained to handle combat, does not matter what the job is. Pretty much brain dead stuff, avionics is a good path.
If you like having a structured schedule, are more book smart and don't want a real depthy combat job, Airforce. It's notoriously hard to get rank.
If you want a mix from combat and a guaranteed job, Army. Army has a lot of pride, they have more jobs available and don't require high asvab scores to qualify.
Navy is for people who like water and sea. Most jobs that are becoming open are labor type jobs. You do have the choice of working on different vessels too. But depending on the job you can work either at sea or stationed on land. Many jobs require high asvab and entry testing to get. Navy does see combat in special combat units. Mostly killing pirates and stuff.
I would mention coast guard but the qualifications are pretty rigorous and they are such a small minority.
I would recommend going into every branch and having them print you a list of jobs you qualify for. Then research them. Don't rely on the branches website either.
I got stuck with a horrible job in the marines at MEPS and I refused it.
Is there any future for a doctor in the army? Finishing my degree in general medicine in 3 years and thought about joining so I can explore shitholes and get some fun before settling in.
>>80819786
I don't know about the Army but with certain MOSs in the Corps you can get certifications that would transfer over to the civilian world. E.G. Ground electronics maintenance.
Probably the same in the other branches.
I am an intel Marine and I know that no matter what branch you are in a security clearance can translate to a great government job after you get out. If you don't mind working for the government afterward go for an intel job.
>>80820418
Generally medical jobs are very good on a resume. Anything from a coreman to a general medic will look great after you get out.
ERs like to pickup combat medics who've had either experience or training in trauma situations.
Being a surgeon in the Army, speaking US looks good. But most of the time you'll be sent to an Army hospital on one of the posts until your company deploys.
Generally speaking, medical, computer and repair fields look great on resumes. Don't be the dumbas who spends 20 years in a branch and gets out with no experience in what you want to do.
Try to mold yourself and pick a job that you want to do after you get out. Or you'll be moping floors and washing dishes.
>>80819733
78 asvab score qualifies you most jobs for the army. I don't get why you would want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
Don't listen to your recruiter either. After you complete your AIT you can apply for airborne or air assault. They do plenty of jumping out of planes.
Air assault is the coolest because you can work with the SPIE system.
Don't throw away that score for some shitty job that a mouth breather can do.
>>80804773
Hope you got your ticket to Flavor Country after that scuffle.
>>80805015
Hey, bro, they loose their fathers, husbands, AND sons.
>>80805082
This, OP. When I was at Ft. Sam Houston, the navy guys would always tell us how disappointingly easy it was. Go navy.
>>80816786
What did you get on your ASVAB? Also, you can get a waver for the depression. Most recrutiers dont see (((add/adhd/))) as a legitimite issue. Like I said to another Anon, go navy if you want it to be easy. You can go in as an unassigned sailor, if you want
Go in Navy or Air Force if you dont have a deathwish , Army are just cannon fodders and Marines are glorified cannon fodders
>>80822767
>clinton chose the stupid bimbo dick sucker
you're helping Hilary, anon
>>80812682
Ya, if u wanna get fragged
>>80802193
The point is they don't go out to engage enemies while on foot, faggot. They guard installations and most will never even fire a shot at anybody.
>>80800736
Sucks breh, how old are you?
I was a Cryptolinguist in the USAF 10 years ago, takes some pretty high test scores but it's the easiest job I've ever had.
>>80800736
You sure you aint a branch in the millitary recruitment department op?
Colour me suprised
>>80800920
USMC has changed quite a bit since the Vietnam War, it's not exactly as it used to be, so don't go in expecting Full Metal Jacket style boot camp.
>>80831052
Oh realy tell me how?
What are these wonderful new changes
>>80831502
All the branches have some new rules TIs and DIs have to follow. They can't ever lay a finger in you even to just fix your hat or anything, also they are not allowed to even do shit like swear anymore (they still do but not when higher ups are around). It's shit like that.
>>80832110
On* not in,
They also have limits on how much excersize they can make you do.
>>80801023
What fucking sea?
>>80832110
What about the communal toilets, with zero dividers? That shit freaked me the fuck out as a kid.
>>80832235
Ty for input .
Sounds melencoli
>>80801117
>>80800736
>>80801117
>>80801374
What are theese maymays called?
Tell me your best army stories you have, burgers.
t. bored soldier
>>80833230
Post boipucci.
>>80833230
Why?
Seems inevitable we'll just meet in real life anyway.
>>80833230
I was essentially a POG but here goes.
>Be machinist in seabees
>Have a trailer with lathe and other shit
>deployment to Arifjan
>120°
>Trailer has broken door, so essentially is an oven when machining parts
>One month into deployment, starts smelling like rotten fish
>Think army's motor pool is playing Fuck Fuck games
>Stake out in our Alfa shop one night
>Hear laughing in trailer
>Go to catch fucking Army assholes
>See one of our mechanics railing a female mechanic on ways of lathe
>Bitch he's fucking is a landwhale because bullshit lax standards
>Guy turns around to explain
>Witness arbys #4 with extra horse radish
>almost vomit
>bitch queefs, and jizz/rancid Puerto juice is on ways of lathe
>vomit
>they run back towards barracks
>Literally can't stop vomiting
>Bleach everything the next day
>tear guy new asshole, and tell him to find another Fuck shack
>Both got caught fucking in toolroom two weeks later
>one was masted because he was married
Jesus the smell was indescribable, that bitch probably fucked over half the battalion before that deployment was done.
>>80835136
TL;Dr
>Stank cunt was ducking on equipment
>Cant eat arbys anymore
>>80835136
Jesus, dude, I almost lost my sides. Too bad we havent chick over here, even fat ones.
Join any branch you want but choose a job that interests you and will be valuable when you decide to leave. I did 4 years marine infantry and I loved it, only problem is that my skills didn't translate to the real world so I was basically starting from scratch when I got out, the gi bills is pretty awesome, you get paid to go too school. I have quite a few friends that decided to do technical jobs when they were in and all got really good jobs walking out, example is my ex she was some avionics electrician and got a job starting at 90k when she got out without a degree
>>80836095
My command was pretty shit
http://www.vcstar.com/news/details-of-seabee-murder-plot-emerge-ep-375855538-352919051.html?d=mobile
>>80800736
You really should read as much as you can concerning the UCMJ.
It might change your mind.
>>80836136
>This
My buddy was 1st 7th, he trained seabees after that. Then he did triple canopy, now he's in school for engineering.
>>80801017
Coast guard. You're welcome
>>80800736
8404 Navy Corpsman: you do all the cool marine shit without actually being a marine and going by their retarded standards AKA: longer hair, better tattoo policies, not going to retarded formations.
T. FMF corpsman
>>80800736
do you believe in the war that exists right now?
